Although the staff contemplated calling Chuck Norris, a single roundhouse kick to the face would have made coins jingle out of his ass like a slot machine and the wing bones were enough to clean up..
I heard a drunken rude jerk story about Keifer Sutherland 15 years ago, so I think he's always been this way; just now that he has a hit show it's of more interest to people.
Looks like he was too busy to change out of the jeans he was wearing to repaint his tool shed, so he just threw on a jacket and showed up at the red carpet.
But if I were to wear paint covered crusty jeans to a nice restaurant, they probably wouldn't let me in.
Keifer has always been a drunkard. One of my favorite stories is how I "made out with a Lost Boy...twice".....first time he was so drunk (as was I..it was my bday) and the second time..he wasn't quite wasted yet...but it was like 2pm on a Tuesday at a dive bar...on the way to getting loaded...and he was there by himself...hahaha Drink up Keifer...drink up.
Whatever! If I attained celebrity status, then people would want to malign even me (more than they already do). Besides, who gives a sh*t about celebrities, especially b-list celebs like Sutherland? Those losers who are in the public eye don't give a sh*t about you.
If you look at him he looks like a hardcore alcoholic. I mean...look at those bags under his eyes and the yellow tinge to his skin. He will be dead within 5-6 years if he doesnt quit now. Seriously.
Kiefer - wasted beyond my own Irish drunkard belief - bought me and a friend drinks at the Dresden Room, then proceeded to pour his sad, sad, sad, heart out. I, of course, will never repeat what he said. I mean, he bought be beer for god's sake. That's a sacred bond.
"Because if an actor can't get drunk first thing in the morning and bury prostitutes in his backyard, then the terrorists have already won." That's the best quote I've heard all minute.
I also got a drink from him at the Dresden in LA. He's so sweet. Of course, I'm a drunk ass, too, so I might not be one to judge. He'll tell you anything. My favorite quote was, "I'm so drunk I'd fuck a sidewalk right now."
Perfect story...if you knew his new girlfriend( ya know the one that got pregnant by a chili pepper, and blew Bruce Willis in a cab), youd know why he needs to start drinking at 9am.
The guy has an 18yr old kid and something like 3 step-kids who i'm sure read this shit on the net. Take it easy dudes! He has a major drinking problem and is doing the asshole behaviour when he's in a blackout. The guy needs help before he dies way too young.
Kiefer is a little rowdy but so is Mel Gibson..at least Kiefer didn't make any anti-semetic remarks when he was on his binge..Give the guy a break..He is a succesful tv star with looks and millions in the bank..he needs to sober up and find himself the love of a good woman..not a hollywood bimbo..Seems that all the success and money does not bring happiness.but everyone knows that right? or are you all perfect ....
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY, I MEAN IF THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THAT HE CAN GET ANY HAPPINESS OR JOY OUT OF LIFE, IT'S SAD. I THINK HE'S A GOOD ACTOR, BUT HE'D BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP OR HE'S GOING TO DIE WAY TOO YOUNG. I THINK THIS IS JUST A CRY FOR SOMEONE TO HELP HIM, HE CAN'T DO IT HIMSELF. I'D LIKE TO SEE IF MAYBE I COULD HELP HIM!!
Kiefer- He is an awesome actor. I love him in his role as Jack Bauer. He is HOT! "IF" he is a "drunk" then yes he needs help...however....it's his life....it does NOT affect all of you....so leave him the HELL ALONE!
The man is SO hardworking. 16 hour days, 5 or 6 days a week. I mean, COME ON! And completely dedicated to what he does. So how can you possibly say he's always drunk. That's nearly 80% of his life he's at 24, working hard. I don't think it's good that he's 'rude'... but he is such a sweet person, I'd have to see this so-called 'rudeness' to believe it. Maybe a little less drinking would be good for his own health and well being. But if he wants to drink in his free time, and he's not hurting anyone... for God sake LET THE POOR MAN BE!!!
33 Comments:
Although the staff contemplated calling Chuck Norris, a single roundhouse kick to the face would have made coins jingle out of his ass like a slot machine and the wing bones were enough to clean up..
By disgusted, on 9:05 AM
I heard a drunken rude jerk story about Keifer Sutherland 15 years ago, so I think he's always been this way; just now that he has a hit show it's of more interest to people.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
you should have got to high school with him...he hasn't changed....
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
I live in Toronto, and trust me, alot of people have drunken stories to tell of the hometown boy.
Such a talented tool, eh? lol
Kiefer, maybe you should stick to the reefer?
MC
By MotleyCorn, on 10:40 AM
I'd like to think he's merely keeping a finger on the pulse of the little people.
Keeping it real, if you will.
By Gonzo, on 10:46 AM
Looks like he was too busy to change out of the jeans he was wearing to repaint his tool shed, so he just threw on a jacket and showed up at the red carpet.
But if I were to wear paint covered crusty jeans to a nice restaurant, they probably wouldn't let me in.
WTF?
By wtf?, on 11:51 AM
"...a single roundhouse kick to the face would have made coins jingle out of his ass like a slot machine "
LOL
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
Can we claim a little Canadian pride in Keef's drunken antics? See, we're not all polite...
By Jeremy Barker, on 1:05 PM
Can we claim a little Canadian pride in Keef's drunken antics? See, we're not all polite...
By Jeremy Barker, on 1:05 PM
he's the MAN
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Keifer has always been a drunkard. One of my favorite stories is how I "made out with a Lost Boy...twice".....first time he was so drunk (as was I..it was my bday) and the second time..he wasn't quite wasted yet...but it was like 2pm on a Tuesday at a dive bar...on the way to getting loaded...and he was there by himself...hahaha Drink up Keifer...drink up.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Whatever! If I attained celebrity status, then people would want to malign even me (more than they already do). Besides, who gives a sh*t about celebrities, especially b-list celebs like Sutherland? Those losers who are in the public eye don't give a sh*t about you.
By Matthew, on 5:55 PM
If you look at him he looks like a hardcore alcoholic. I mean...look at those bags under his eyes and the yellow tinge to his skin. He will be dead within 5-6 years if he doesnt quit now. Seriously.
By Pootie, on 8:12 PM
I think that Chuck Norris is f^^*%^ impossible BS, needs to take a rest. That jumped the shark, they made the website.
By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM
he's canadian though. maybe all this behaviour is to compensate for the time he spends playing too-good patriot jack bauer.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM
it's never to early to drink in canadia.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
It's spelled Kiefer folks...
K I E F E R
By Anonymous, on 12:26 AM
He's actually English he was born in London, and he hasn't changed much since high school....he has a twin sister that looks just like him....
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Well... hmmm...I like him as an actor.. sad to hear that he's a mean drunk though.
Hope someone gets him some help.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Like his dad! in M.A.S.H.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Kiefer - wasted beyond my own Irish drunkard belief - bought me and a friend drinks at the Dresden Room, then proceeded to pour his sad, sad, sad, heart out. I, of course, will never repeat what he said. I mean, he bought be beer for god's sake. That's a sacred bond.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
"Because if an actor can't get drunk first thing in the morning and bury prostitutes in his backyard, then the terrorists have already won."
That's the best quote I've heard all minute.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
I also got a drink from him at the Dresden in LA. He's so sweet. Of course, I'm a drunk ass, too, so I might not be one to judge. He'll tell you anything. My favorite quote was, "I'm so drunk I'd fuck a sidewalk right now."
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
He is still adorable, sober or drunk!
By ~*~DANNA~*~, on 4:52 PM
Perfect story...if you knew his new girlfriend( ya know the one that got pregnant by a chili pepper, and blew Bruce Willis in a cab), youd know why he needs to start drinking at 9am.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
ummm keifer's Canadian dude
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Kiefer is really hot so what if he is drunk
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
Keifer the next time you want to stiff someone, take me we can make it even more interesting.. I love You Keifer!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
The guy has an 18yr old kid and something like 3 step-kids who i'm sure read this shit on the net. Take it easy dudes! He has a major drinking problem and is doing the asshole behaviour when he's in a blackout. The guy needs help before he dies way too young.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
Kiefer is a little rowdy but so is Mel Gibson..at least Kiefer didn't make any anti-semetic remarks when he was on his binge..Give the guy a break..He is a succesful tv star with looks and millions in the bank..he needs to sober up and find himself the love of a good woman..not a hollywood bimbo..Seems that all the success and money does not bring happiness.but everyone knows that right? or are you all perfect ....
By Steffie in Va, on 11:10 PM
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY, I MEAN IF THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THAT HE CAN GET ANY HAPPINESS OR JOY OUT OF LIFE, IT'S SAD. I THINK HE'S A GOOD ACTOR, BUT HE'D BETTER STRAIGHTEN UP OR HE'S GOING TO DIE WAY TOO YOUNG. I THINK THIS IS JUST A CRY FOR SOMEONE TO HELP HIM, HE CAN'T DO IT HIMSELF. I'D LIKE TO SEE IF MAYBE I COULD HELP HIM!!
By Anonymous, on 1:32 AM
Kiefer- He is an awesome actor. I love him in his role as Jack Bauer. He is HOT! "IF" he is a "drunk" then yes he needs help...however....it's his life....it does NOT affect all of you....so leave him the HELL ALONE!
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
The man is SO hardworking. 16 hour days, 5 or 6 days a week. I mean, COME ON! And completely dedicated to what he does. So how can you possibly say he's always drunk. That's nearly 80% of his life he's at 24, working hard. I don't think it's good that he's 'rude'... but he is such a sweet person, I'd have to see this so-called 'rudeness' to believe it. Maybe a little less drinking would be good for his own health and well being. But if he wants to drink in his free time, and he's not hurting anyone... for God sake LET THE POOR MAN BE!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:12 AM
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