If she was pregnant, she would have to go on Maury to figure out which of the 6 guys she banged this month is the baby's daddy, no?
"Leo, when it comes to 6-month old [insert stupid celeb baby name here], you are NOT the father. Fez, you are NOT the father. Jared Leto, you are NOT the father"...and so on and so forth.
SHe need to learn how to wake some of that arm leg hair off If you going to pose naked prep please, also didnt she used to cover those freckles up with make up becuase I know you never saw them somebody must tell here awww they are cute but wrong MAKe-UP think about it
I too only freckle in the sun... that's why I don't try to get a tan... it doesn't work. And therefore I only have minimal freckles on my arms.... does she think if she is out in the sun long enough that eventually all the freckles will merge into a tan???
I think that Lindsay is sexy as hell. Ok...I will admit she is a little too skinny right now. I LOVED her looks when she was in Mean Girls...that was hooooottt! But I think she still looks good. And the freckles..I think they define her and make her more sexy. I like them...and I see nothing wrong with them. Lindsay is totally hot!
Oh my god, this article had me literally rolling on the floor laughing. Considering how thin this crackwhore has gotten, having a baby would probably kill her. Kudos to her for having an abortion. She probably sold the broken fetus bits for drugs.
yeah, exactly, kudos for killing a baby. good job. you only get that many freckles from being in the sun too long. (obviously completely naked, though, cause they are all over). so not only is she a crackwhore babykiller, but quite the retarded narcissist too. if only she died of trying to actually have that baby. instead i guess it will have to be from a thousand cases of skin cancer invading her body. its too bad when beautiful people insist on destroying themselves.
Lindsay...whats up with your baby fetus? i mean if you were pregnant who's the daddy? well Lindsay...when u were younger...i thought u were soo great and cool....cooler than Hilary...but Hilary beat ya this time...Hilary Rocks! besides...your freckles arent bad either...its natural...u shouldnt cover them...you should know how pretty you are if u jsut look at your darn face in the mirror..
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Pure comedy gold right there.
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
If she was pregnant, she would have to go on Maury to figure out which of the 6 guys she banged this month is the baby's daddy, no?
"Leo, when it comes to 6-month old [insert stupid celeb baby name here], you are NOT the father. Fez, you are NOT the father. Jared Leto, you are NOT the father"...and so on and so forth.
By Butterscotch Stallion, on 1:56 PM
if she was having an abortion and lied about the asthma attack why would she still need a pregnancy test?????
By ice_queen, on 2:28 PM
Every fucking inch of her body is covered in freckles!!!
That's unnatural, man.
By sam991, on 2:46 PM
Not only is it unnatural, it makes he skin look like it has the texture of the cave troll from Lord of the Rings....
By Computersaysno, on 7:45 PM
She needs to keep her clothes on. Her freckles are not sexy.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
the freckles are so sexy---means she has natural skin and isn't covered in body makeup.
I'd do her.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM
She's freakin scary with those freckles. I've never seen anything like that. Ewwwww
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
SHe need to learn how to wake some of that arm leg hair off If you going to pose naked prep please, also didnt she used to cover those freckles up with make up becuase I know you never saw them somebody must tell here awww they are cute but wrong MAKe-UP think about it
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
you're bein harsh bout features she cant help such as her freckles. then again i think they're sexy anyway lol.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
I too only freckle in the sun... that's why I don't try to get a tan... it doesn't work. And therefore I only have minimal freckles on my arms....
does she think if she is out in the sun long enough that eventually all the freckles will merge into a tan???
By fluzzy, on 11:13 PM
I think that Lindsay is sexy as hell. Ok...I will admit she is a little too skinny right now. I LOVED her looks when she was in Mean Girls...that was hooooottt! But I think she still looks good. And the freckles..I think they define her and make her more sexy. I like them...and I see nothing wrong with them. Lindsay is totally hot!
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
Oh my god, this article had me literally rolling on the floor laughing. Considering how thin this crackwhore has gotten, having a baby would probably kill her. Kudos to her for having an abortion. She probably sold the broken fetus bits for drugs.
By Zima, on 10:51 AM
yeah, exactly, kudos for killing a baby. good job.
you only get that many freckles from being in the sun too long. (obviously completely naked, though, cause they are all over).
so not only is she a crackwhore babykiller, but quite the retarded narcissist too.
if only she died of trying to actually have that baby. instead i guess it will have to be from a thousand cases of skin cancer invading her body.
its too bad when beautiful people insist on destroying themselves.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Lindsay...whats up with your baby fetus? i mean if you were pregnant who's the daddy? well Lindsay...when u were younger...i thought u were soo great and cool....cooler than Hilary...but Hilary beat ya this time...Hilary Rocks! besides...your freckles arent bad either...its natural...u shouldnt cover them...you should know how pretty you are if u jsut look at your darn face in the mirror..
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
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