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Paris Hilton Pees In Cabs

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Ha ha! She is the nastiest piece of skank to ever crawl out of the celebrity gutter. I would suggest double-gloving before hitting her.

By eXactlyWhat, on 2:16 PM
Why can't "Celebrity Boxing" still be on? I'd love to see anyone pound her.

SCREW IT!! Someone needs to lay the smackdown on her snotty ass!!

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By Wrestling Beltworld, on 2:52 PM
When you start urinating on yourself, perhaps it's time to consider rehab. Unfortunately, because she is Paris Hilton-Celebrity Whore, she will pay him a big chunk of money and we will never hear another word about it...

By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
who is she?

By rjkIII, on 3:41 PM
Todd, you are a welcome change from that [mod edit] person who said he would be the one punching PH in the face. It is much more gentlemanly to get a chick to do that for you. Kudos. Chivalry is obviously not dead.

By she, on 4:25 PM
Wow... that's just gross. I've been pretty damn drunk before and never once have I pissed on myself.
Maybe thrown up a little :P heh.. but never peed.
Good lord she just needs to do us all a favor and disappear.

By Anonymous, on 12:51 AM
wow... just... wow. that is some horrible shit. sadly tho, i do believe it.

fyi tho, i dont know about your tip. last i heard, you dont want to hit someone on top of the head, it just hurts you instead of who you are hitting. i'd aim for the gut on her, its soft, hard to bruise, and will knock the wind right outta her. and make sure you have a friend get pic's of her afterwards, so we can all see!

By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
how is it that this insane cunt doesn't have a stalker who has killed her yet?

By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
Has anyone seen her hijacked Tmobile conversations? She spells Germany with a "j" Jermany.. What a stupid mean cunt she is. Someone needs to throw a turd at her and hit her in the face. That would make the front page of every publication in the world. Please if anyone reading this can get close enough to hit her with a turd or smear poop on her face please do.

By disgusted, on 8:40 AM
WOW not only is she a nasty SKANK, she appears to be a cheap ass to boot. If you look at the last picture, it looks like she is handing the valet a LOUSY $1 bill, what a cheap nasty whore

By AndyK, on 8:53 AM
I really can't figure out who all these "fans" of hers are. It seems like the only people who pay attention to her are retards like us waiting for her to do something even stupider than the shit she'd pulled before. So by hating her so much, in a way she's actually our fault.

By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
WOW not only is she a nasty piece of trailer trash, it looks like she is a cheap bitch too. If you look at the last picture, it sure looks like she is handing the valet a LOUSY $1 bill. What a nasty cheap whore!

By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
"So, if any of you ladies see Paris passed out in the street, put on those latex gloves and take a swing. Since there might be cab drivers around, try not to leave any evidence. The secret? Aim for the top of the head. No bruises"

HAHAHAHAH I LOVE IT! Todd you are funny :)

By M, on 9:59 AM
Thats hot. i'd hit it

By Makdaddy, on 10:11 AM
Wow, I just read an interview with her where she said "Don't show off, and definitely don't drink too much." She has also claimed to be shy...

By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
For the last two months my friends and I have been conducting a bar survey: If you met Paris on the street, sure, you would kick her ass, but what would be your first move? I say, grab her hair with my left hand (hold her still) and break her nose with my right fist. My best friend said she's ring her bell by smacking her ears with this palms of her hands. Any other ideas?

By Kitty X, on 4:32 PM
I doubt she was JUST drunk... Paris is obviously on every drug in the book. It's a known fact that she's a cokehead (as if she works out to be that skinny! RIGHT.), so I wouldn't be surprised if she puked because she was all pilled out or on heroin. She's simply a nasty sorry excuse for a human being, who doesn't deserve to be in the public eye. There are so many talented people in the world who will never have any of the opportunities that have been handed to her on a silver platter.... simply because she can afford to pay for the silver platter. I hope people get sick of her soon and stop taking pictures of her ugly ass.

By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
she is one nasty ass man. she probably pissed on the poor cabby.

By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
Why we do we care? Oh, why do we care?

What a fucking train wreck.

By Anonymous, on 7:54 AM
Someone please remind me what she did to become famous, besides being a rich skank. LMAO

By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
I think that everyone here has no life. unless you are perfect do not judge. let paris live her on life and stay out of her business.

By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
Is her 15 minutes of fame up yet?

By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
I think all those who have posted such bad comments are jealous lowlifes.
I mean really..just because she is rich you have to run her name thur the mudd and talk about everything she does.
He who is without sin..cast the first stone.
What is wrong the the world today?

By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
^...right...alright, listen up every one if we all "stay out of her business." maybe she'll disappear for good! ;D

By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
Some very bitter, hateful people. Very few of you would admit to being jealous of her wealth, beauty (you can't say she's unattractive) and easy lifestyle. Wouldn't we all like a slice of the pie and envy her that? Isn't that why we all watch reality TV? To laugh at the poor unfortunates, like on 'Cops' or drool over the lives of the rich and famous or to wish we were like the beautiful people. If you don;t like the crap you see on TV, turn it off!

By Katya, on 6:04 PM
what the fuck are you people on about? she PEED in a cab. this isn't celebrity worship.

By Anonymous, on 2:18 AM
katya, She makes herself a target! And I honestly can't say she's attractive at all! She's disgusting! She can act up all she wants, but people will judge her. She may not care, but eventually, many of her famous "friends" will care what the rest of us think, and they won't talk to her anymore.

By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM
Thankyou, Anon 7:11. Katya, fuck you. She PEED IN A FUCKING CAB!! Am I jealous of her wealth? Hell yes. Am I jealous of her looks? FUCK NO. She's an ugly, ugly person - inside and out. In a deposition she actually referred to someone as a "fucking liar". She has bought fame. She fucking paid to be famous, she didn't get there w/ her talent and hard work. She treats people as disposable objects, she collects animals like they are toys and she has the most narsassistic (sp?) attitude of anyone in the world. This is not a picture the media has painted on her, this is just fucking obvious. Anyone who thinks that people making mean comments about this trashy slut are just jealous is a complete retard. She is the epitome of EVERYTHING that is wrong with the USA. There, end of rant. (Sorry, it's Monday, and every time I see that bitch and her gross bird nose I fly into a rage)

By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Paris Hilton may think she's HOTT shit of the universe, but she's just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

By SLS, on 7:33 PM
Paris Hilton may think she's HOTT shit ofthe universe, but she's just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
dude, who gives a funk. even if she did piss herself in a cab ,(i'll believe it when "dirka dirka" the cab driver actually gets the DNA evidence) , she would have done it KNOWING that she can buy the cab she apperantly pissed in. How many of us have puked in a cab? i know i have. I payed for the cleaning of it, and to me, its a funny ass story. Shame on that cabbie for trying to make a buck off her.Greed is a sin. How can anyone believe what a cabbie says? Considering the amount of times I, and pretty much everyone I know, have been ripped off by a cabbie, i doubt his story has any truth. I dare his sad , pathetic,tattered soul, to physically go to an actual DNA lab, and convince them to run a test. He will forever be the peice of cunty garbage, bullshitting, theif he is today.
regarless if you like paris or not, or think she is ugly, or just hate her, I personally, find all the hateful words and pure anger people have towards her , scarey.
I myself, am 26, not a bible thumper or anything, i do party, rip it up, and drink. i just personally feel saddend by all the hate towards someone noone knows. If it were one of my friends or even myself who pissed in a cab, that would be the funniest story of drunkin partying. Paris, herself didnt do anything to you guys, (unless you have been wronged by her personally)
So why hate on her so much?
anywho, thats all,
anne-marie from canada

By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
Katya, how can u consider Paris Hilton pretty? Are you on crack?!?! her nose makes her look like a bird! lmao. just because she's rich it doesn't mean she's pretty.

By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
I agree with the whole "people who hate on people they don't know is a bit scary7" mantra. I tend to be more of this mindset, however I've never seen someone who epitomized the words "greedy" "skanky" & "manipulating" to such a fitting tee and brought narcicism to a whole new TOTALLY self-indulgent level. For all these reasons I can't STAND her but mostly for her complete INDIFFERENCE ('cuz belive me she's aware) to the way the majority of the world holds her in such little regard. No need to hate though 'cuz Karma's a bitch and this girl is going to get ALL she deserves...I see it coming already and when that happens her life will be MOST UN-enviable.

By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
my friends and i call her a "claw beak" because of her bird nose. hideous.

By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
I dunno if the cabbie is trying to make a buck, but if he is, how is he any worse than than some skinny broad who wants you to buy her album, perfume, line of clothes, etc. It's like you try and turn off the TV, Radio, and all, but then there's the newsstand and mall, and you can't get away from that mutant. I'm not the one that sucks, I shouldn't have to stop going to the mall or watching TV because "princess" needs attention.

Greed is a sin, but so is vanity.

By Anonymous, on 9:11 PM
First how the hell can you call her a celebrity, she's only 'famous' because of daddy's money. Second, the bitch can't act to save her life, the best seen in House of Wax was her getting axed. Did you all laugh when this walking blond joke died? I sure as hell did. Third can we get pictures of this, it's just too priceless. The gutter skank pissed her self! Maybe you're the one Blondie who needs some help, now same it with me AA is good and it does not stand for American Airlines

By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
How the hell can anyone regard her as a celebrity, she only got noticed because she kept poppin up at events practically naked, flashin her nasty skanky ass in photographers faces and made a piss poor excuse of a porno. I bet she was the one who leaked it out to get her 5 minutes of fame. I think all these magazines that advertise her as "cool" & "a good role model" for the kids of today are retarded! That bitch has only become famous by being a good for nothin slut not by being talented or working hard to make it. Who'd wanna be her for a day? Not me thats for sure.

By Anonymous, on 12:50 AM
Hey , she has a lot of money. That buys friends. A supermodel who used to be a friend of mine (60+ covers) asked me to do bad things to Paris Hilton. Seems they were in a movie together and she was not the center of attention. Paris Hilton would have to get up pretty early in the morning to outdo this gal`s multiple partner sexual adventures. Although this supermodel/actress is now married for show , perhaps there was a man they were both interested in (or woman) and Paris got laid and she didn`t. Or maybe Paris turned her down. I know Shalom Harlow never does.

By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
How does anyone know she peed in a taxi? Some poor cabbie trying to make a buck said so, he might be lying, and hows does he know she peed. Could have been the person in the cab before her. You people who wish her harm are sick and need some help. Most of you will probably end up in prison unless you change your ways.

By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
So what's the big deal? I would have licked up her piss, not mopped it up!

By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
Wow, I love her. She is outrageous and able to get away with everything we would all like to do. Paris is my hero.

By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM
Anne-marie from Canada: SHUT YOUR BIGOTED FUCKING MOUTH YOU DISGUSTING CUNT!

Not only is your use of the phrase 'dirka dirka cab driver' irrelevant (he's hawaiian not middle eastern you brainless little twat)its also NOT FUNNY. You are an embarrassment to Canadians.

As for 'How many of us have puked in a cab? i know i have.' This isn't something that people brag about. Personally, I couldn't care less about Paris Hilton but you, well, you are a human stain and I abhor your very existence.

In short, suck it bitch.

Liana

By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
Hey! Filthy whores need love too!

By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
Liana,

If you don't care that why are you posting here?

By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Well said Liana. anne-marie IS a bigoted, brainless twat.
"she would have done it KNOWING that she can buy the cab she apperantly pissed in."
Huh? Would she buy it? DID she buy it? anne-marie clearly belongs to the same horrid group of unmotivated, infantile idiots as Paris herself who somehow have gotten the notion they are entitled to anything and everything, not to mention having no concept whatsoever of respect.
And lovely to follow up "He will forever be the peice of cunty garbage, bullshitting, theif he is today."
with: "i just personally feel saddend by all the hate towards someone noone knows."
argh. suck it bitch indeed.
Megan

By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Never puked in a cab, never peed in a cab, never intend to do either. It's disgusting and vile, not to mention a biohazard. *ew* Guess she thought that was less embarrassing than a squat by the road.

By doni, on 3:07 PM
She has a long neck. Sick.

By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
It's sad how money can make people act the utter fool. No fear of consequences = pissing in cabs.

Seriously though, I want to know what the dealie is with the pic of her looking all crying and blotchyfaced. Is that a shot of her after Nicole got her ass evicted from that club?

By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
I wonder if she ever gets tired of reading what people really think of her and being called "bird nose," "big nose" "lazy eye" all the time. Personally what she does is her concern, not mine. However I do not, I repeat do not find her to be a beautiful girl. She is OK at best. But nothing special. There are plenty of better looking women out there than the Hilton sisters.
P.S. Is it true her eyes are really brown and she wears blue contacts to cover them up? Just curious.

By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
This is probably the most disgusting thing i've heard about this girl. what is her problem? who does this shit??? I'm sorry It's hard want to be kind to someone who acts like pure trash because of someone else's money.

By Oreo, on 4:13 AM
is it stinky? or just feels like parfume?
:P

I think the taxi driver should happy for his lucky.. It's a golden opportunity to have that chance. Next time, if you want it,you must 'beg' her to pee, right? now it's free.. make it as a gift, body..

By Penta, on 9:31 PM
This is the best shit to read in retrospect.

Okay, 'fess up: how many people defending this skank were actually Paris or Stavros or one of her whorish STD-riddled friends V. how many were just drunk & bored white college boys googling "Paris Hilton" on a slow night?

I wish I had the statistics!!! That way I'd know how to go about annihilating her fucking ass.

By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
I'm surprised that the cross on her necklace doesn't burn through her flesh...

By Mike, on 11:36 PM
Paris Hilton is a greedy, self centered, BITCH! Want to know why the world is so fucked up? It's because of her and others like her. She could single handedly aleviate poverty and hunger without denting her bank account but what does she do with her money? Piss it away... literally! I hope she gets hit by a bus.

By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
Paris Hilton is a greedy, self centered, BITCH! Want to know why the world is so fucked up? It's because of her and others like her. She could single handedly aleviate poverty and hunger without denting her bank account but what does she do with her money? Piss it away... literally! I hope she gets hit by a bus.

By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM