IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Scarlett Johansson Gets Molested

Scarlett Johansson Gets Molested

22 Comments:

And Seacrest is saying, "Why can't I do the one-on-one interviews."

Answer? Because you're Ryan Seacrest.

By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
His form is all wrong.

By Todd, on 2:36 PM
i bet it felt like a bag of sand.

By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Jenny, that is the best plan i have ever heard.

But i'm not really sure if you can call that a grope, the guy's a little low.

By sam991, on 3:02 PM
Wow, this is by far the best Golden Globe-related post in blogdom! As I read it, I happened to be drinking root beer---and it came out my nose. Great writing ya'll.

Oh, and, here's to Issac for at least making it interesting. If I peed on anyone it would be Ryan Seacrest. $21 million MY ASS.

By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
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By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
I swear to God this is the funniest shit I have read in forever! Should totally pee on Tom Cruise! How awesome would that be?

By GINandTONIKA, on 3:19 PM
Wish it were me but since im not a *** she wouldn't let me near them...lol Where was Josh?

By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
seems like a pretty good reason to go gay. but then ironically if i were gay there'd be no thrill in touching her boob.

By J & D, on 8:59 PM
The facial expressions from picture to picture are brilliant... Isaac was only doing what every woman-loving person on this planet would've wanted to do in that situation.

By Ian, on 10:32 PM
Issac is not gay. BTW, her boobs look like she just paid for them or she is padded heavily.

By Anonymous, on 5:18 AM
Dear Anon 5:18,

You have no gaydar whatsoever. And, it's called giant delicious boobs with a push-up bra attached to the dress.

Please go in search of a clue immediately.

Your friend,
Helpy Helperton

By Helpy Helperton, on 10:40 AM
Nothing underneath? She has surprisingly perky boobs for someone with giant, delicious mams.

By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
Amazingly, 21-year-olds sometimes have perky boobs. Scarlett Johansen is not that old. Oh, and Isaac? Live the dream, my man.

By Kevin, on 1:59 PM
You know I think it's a little disturbing that just because a guy's gay it suddenly becomes acceptable to grope girls. It's not like there are a bunch of lesbians grabbing guys' packages on TV.

By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
you are the funniest writer on this blog.
and i'm sorry, but i'll take joan rivers ANY DAY OF THE WEEK over Isaac's grating voice and unamusing antics with the celebs he "knows so well"

By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
Id rape those tities. Hey Ill apologize afterwords, its not id hit her hard.

By Anonymous, on 2:03 AM
that looks really photoshopped to me.

By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
PHOTOSHOPPED!?! Are you retarded, didn't you watch the video? It doesn't matter, even if you did you'd probably think it was fake too.

By THE LEGEND, on 10:01 AM
"Amazingly, 21-year-olds sometimes have perky boobs. Scarlett Johansen is not that old. Oh, and Isaac? Live the dream, my man."

u know actually scarlett turned this past nov. so did she lose the perkiness or something, is that what ur tryin to say

By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
who wants to jump on the gaywagon?

By yma, on 2:07 PM
Ummm, Ryan Seacrest is obviously the gayest motherfucker on the planet. It's so wonderful to see him cringw when that ho suggests that he is straight. fuck these TV corporate whores. Power to the people!

By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM