63 Comments:

• omg her hair looks so stupid there. i wish she would just disappear.

  By i hate her, on 10:23 AM  

• That was a brilliant blog. If screwing your dad is empowering...well she has the power and frankly, she cna keep it.

  By that whole family needs to go away, on 10:41 AM  

• I think undead zombie cyborgs only disappear when you plunge pencils into their temples. I wonder if Linda Hamilton is up to anything? I'll bet she could handle that.

  By eurotrashwonton, on 10:42 AM  

• Todd, you couldn't have said it better if you were a woman. It's about damn time a dude blogger said something about this chick besides how hot he thinks she is.

  By anna, on 12:17 PM  

• keep telling it like it is.

  By Evan, on 12:23 PM  

• Todd, I think I love you (it's ok, I'm a girl)

  By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

• I'd actually watch this shit. The first couple seasons of Newlyweds were pretty entertaining, and not like Nick had anything to do with that. He's fuckin' ugly and boring.

  By Brandon, on 1:08 PM  

• Amen!

  By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

• I think everyone is just jealous! Y'all can't stand the idea of someone being being more successful than you. It's okay though, Jessica is strong enough to take all of your negative comments.
  
  As you sit here criticizing everything about her, she's out making millions. Keep it up cause she'll stick around!

  By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM  

• ^ lol @ one of jessica's 14 year old fans.

  By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM  

• ^ That's pretty mean, you'd laugh at a 14 year old fan!?!?! Shows what type of person you are. Yet you have the nerve to sit and talk about badly about others. Interesting!

  By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM  

• I'm sorry but this bitch is SICK! She needs help- hasn't she realized that FAME has fucking ruined her marriage, has changed her into a slut, and has turned her into a coke snorting lush- this is just ridiculous. Fame has ruined her and she wants more!??! I feel sorry for her!! Her father is more sick to even come up with this concept! Get out of the spotlight for gods sake! Talk about money grubbing people- I hope she falls flat on her slutty face and disappears.

  By Carrie, on 1:36 PM  

• Well, it's time the ol' doc ups the Effexor dosage.
  
  Frankly, my envy of her success has overwhelmed my ability to cope with day-to-day life. Damn you, Jessica!!! Damn you and your success and your father/pimp and your insipidness and your watery butt implants!!!!
  
  Aaargh!!!!111oneelventy

  By Gonzo, on 1:37 PM  

• That's pretty mean, you'd laugh at a 14 year old fan!?!?!
  
  You mean she has fans that aren't 14?

  By Gonzo, on 1:38 PM  

• I am ashamed of my 14-year-old peers who like her, actually.
  
  I thought I'd point out that her dress is hideous and she should fire her stylist.
  
  "I think everyone is just jealous! Y'all can't stand the idea of someone being being more successful than you."
  
  It's not so much that as the fact that I can't stand the fact that people idolize someone so stupid and shallow. She wastes her talent on shit songs and her reality show is crap.
  
  Why is she successful again?

  By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

• I'd love to see what everyone who is talking shit about her looks like!?!?!? We already get that your personalities are all fucked up, just curious to see how fucked up your asses are or how ugly your hair is. You all are a bunch of insecure dumb fucks who have nothing better to do than talk shit about people.

  By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM  

• Ahhhhhhh... your lives must be SO miserable.

  By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

• the black eye was caused from botox injections..

  By fifth avenue magazine, on 2:15 PM  

• jessica wants to stay in the spotlight - this is the only way she can do it - her new album sucks (sell out) and she can't act so her pimp daddy needs a way to make some more cash - who cares if it is from the same source that ruined her marriage

  By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM  

• why would we be jealous of a butt ugly slut like jessica? these reality shows are the only thing that will keep her in the public eye now that her marriage is over - her new album sucks

  By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM  

• she is a phony, if her movie career is a tell tale sign we could all be looking forward to Dukes of Hazzard #2....NOT!!
  Go away and take your fake lips,hair,boobs and your daddy and lets not forget your little lip syncing sister!

  By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM  

• Anon 1:17, anyone who says "Y'all" and especially anyone who actually types "Y'all" automatically has no say in anything - ever. And to carrie - thank you; DEAD ON. And to all the retards crying jealousy whenever someone says something mean about a famous person - shut the fuck up and stop surfing these CELEBRITY BASHING blogs (this means you, Anon 2:03)

  By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM  

• "A Woman Scorned" or "Someone She Knows"
  
  ...shit, i own those movies!

  By sam991, on 3:04 PM  

• I don't think the comments are not being made by 14 year old .. Probably a relative or someone hired by her publicist to cruise these sites and plant negative stuff about Nick and say how wonderful she is. Considering that she has showed herself to be a slut and lush , the only channel that would want her is the Playboy channel.

  By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM  

• well her reality shows wouldnt make her popular if there werent tons of people watching it. all the viewers made newlyweds successful and im sure they will make her next show successful as well. b/c even tho you talk bad about her im sure youll watch it

  By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

• I hope you guys are enjoying critizing someone that you've never met and don't know anything about. It shows how much you know if you think just because you see things written about her or see a bad picture you think you know everything. Get a life.

  By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM  

• ^ Papa Joe? Is that you?

  By Ashlee, on 4:37 PM  

• I could care less what Jessica Simpson does, I do though think she is fine as hell and I'd give her the greatest minute sex she's had (if that) if you guys hate Jessica, just pick up the remote and change the channel to something more your style like "The Golden Girls"

  By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM  

• ^ or you can turn on something that doesn't star a chick who looks like a tranny.

  By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM  

• i knew that ass in those dukes of hazzard pictures was a fake. bitch has no back. and no talent.

  By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM  

• Don't forget her fake tan and her $30,000 veneers.

  By Rita, on 5:23 PM  

• well if you haven't noticed jess doesn't have a fake tan anymore, and she DEFINITELY don't have veneers. you've mistaken her for ugly hilary duff.

  By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM  

• She is clearly a no talent, even worse than Aniston. At least Aniston doesn't do the bleached blonde Pamela Anderson slutty hair look.
  Jessica, you have made enough money. Go marry some random average Joe from Texas that you and your dad can boss around.

  By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM  

• I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. It is time for her to go down in flames.

  By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM  

• i would just quickly like to ask.. which one of you people saying negative things knows jessica simpson knows her on a personal level?no wonder these days our world is so shit its because of millions of people like you with nothing better to do than put down people you dont even know. think about it why are you sitting down thinking about all the mean things you could say about someone?i bet the tabloids is where you get your gossip from..well ask anyone magazines lie. im not even a big fan of jessicas i just think all you people who set out to say shit about people you dont even know are rank. to hate someone so much the way you speak of jessica would usually mean you would actually have to know her on some sort of personal level..but let me guess none of you do.. you just sit and follow their lives and begin to hate them.my guess your jealous! well before you go trying to write off some celebrity why dont you think to yourself.." maybe i should get my own life instead of following everyone elses trying to think of new reasons to hate people.dont be a waste of space on this earth!

  By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM  

• I just wish Farah Fawcett could sue her for identity theft. Jessica's dumb shtick and everything about her is a Farah rip off from the late 70s/early 80s. I will say that Jessica Can sing....I just can't stand to watchy her sing or listen to her songs because her "artistic" choices in the songs are ALL wrong. I hate how she slips into some breathy babydoll little kid voice sometimes. She needs a lot of therapy.
  
  PS Daddy really should have loved me more.

  By Ashley Simpson, on 8:03 PM  

• I can help with that :)

  By Ivan Minic, on 9:18 PM  

• Anon 7:47pm. in response to you last post and all the other. Using your reasoning, how do you know she is not who we say she is? You must be her momma! Look she made the choise to have a camera in her home. She treated Nick like shit. I hope he finds his cajones and leaves that skank behind. There are tons of pictures of her out drunk and partying with anyone and everyone but Nick. She has been seen making out and having sex with other men while she was still married. Men who would be supoenad by Nick's attorney. I think that is definition of a slut. Please her 15 minutes of fame are about done. Maybe she needs to go back to texas and become a Dallas Cheerleader. I rarely watched the show and I am sick and tired of seeing her botoxed , surgically enhanced face. lips, etc. The Simpson's need to just go away.

  By It wasn't me!, on 5:08 AM  

• Thankyou, "it wasn't me", that was perfect, because Anon 7:54 is a fucking moron. And Anon 5:50 Jan 17, considering you actually typed the sentence "she definiteyly DON'T have veneers", I imagine you live in a trailer and only have about three teeth yourself so it's understood that you could be fooled. The bitches teeth are as phony as that hair color.

  By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM  

• What is the deal with her tongue? Is it too big to be contained in her warehouse of a mouth? She's always got it shoved up against her front teeth or protruding slightly. It's just plain creepy.

  By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM  

• If you all hate her so much then why are you looking at her so closely? She's just like everybody else, she's not perfect but at least she's rich, famous, successfull, oh and did I mention rich. If i was as rich and famous as she is I wouldn't care what ppl think of my ass or boobs or of me.

  By Anonymous, on 11:46 PM  

• That's very nice and I'm happy for you and your love of money. The problem is, on planet Earth when you place yourself on a pedestal you cannot play the "you don't know me" card. I didn't know Hitler, but I've a view of him which I don't think is too far from the target. Jessica, however, invited cameras into her home and life in order to make cash and further her career. Since we pay for what's on TV (well, we do in the UK) theoretically I pay for this - and as such I have the right to call things how I see it.
  
  True, editing and the rumour mill can put a slant on things. But they can't change the things she said or did. The girl's clearly thicker than a whale omlette, another disposable blonde foisted upon us. She's compounded the sin by springboarding her sister as well.
  
  Finally, to disengage the argument "you all still watch it". Ever see people looking at accident scenes as they drive past? It's not because they are jealous, rather they are glad it's not them.

  By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM  

• wow they have tv where you are??? what is this world coming to. And yeah I'm glad I'm not you and don't live,oh where is that, oh yeah in the fuck*ing UK.

  By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

• That's it? Your counter, the best you can come up with is to simply slate where I'm from (London, not that you're interested).
  
  I can only assume that you didn't read the rest, but cheers for the insult. I'll have to take some sort of sleeping pill as it's clearly going to keep me up tonight, and possibly over the weekend.
  
  And there I was thinking you could post constructive comments on here....

  By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

• Man! You guys are cruel! She's human! She has flaws just like everyone else. The fact that she invited cameras into her home was a great idea...to show us just that. I am sure if someone were any where near interested in watching the way you lived your life and you had the opportunity to make some cash you would've jumped right to it. She wanted to get a point across and invite people into her home. Everyone wants to know the true life of a celebrity. Yes, she's made millions, good for her. Obviously, neither of them (Nick or Jessica) thought it would have this big of an affect on their lives. People became so foolishly obsessed with them, it's crazy! Nonsense!
  She's not perfect, great we all agree! However, to sit and nit pick on EVERY SINGLE thing is just wrong. Jessica was aware that she was gonna get people bad mouthing her so I'm sure all of this just rubs right off of her. But it's just cruel. She has done nothing to harm anyone. Let her live her life, if you don't like her than don't watch her shows and if you see her on a news stand/ magazine stand, walk away, flip it over, if you own a magazine of her in it- rip the page out.
  I'm convinced that if anyone of you who are talking badly about here were given the opportunity that she's had, you would've taken it. I'm also convinced that if you put your ignorance aside for a minute and you were given a chance to meet her you would.
  Deep down you are all jealous of her and wish that people would see good in you as they've seen in her. You don't understand why people give her the opportunity and not you. Either that or people are constantly critisizing you and putting you down this is your only opportunity to do it to someone else. I get it, you are all sick, cruel individuals who think the world should revolve around you.
  
  I hope the Simpsons live on...

  By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

• "Man! You guys are cruel! She's human! She has flaws just like everyone else." - Did anyone claim that she *wasn't* human?!? Duh.. erm.. NO!!
  
  "The fact that she invited cameras into her home was a great idea...to show us just that. I am sure if someone were any where near interested in watching the way you lived your life and you had the opportunity to make some cash you would've jumped right to it." - No, because I am (a) not a materialistic fool who thinks that money is the be all and end all of everything and (b) someone who does not need a camera following round my every move to make me feel worthwhile and valid in this world
  
  "She's not perfect, great we all agree! However, to sit and nit pick on EVERY SINGLE thing is just wrong. Jessica was aware that she was gonna get people bad mouthing her so I'm sure all of this just rubs right off of her." - it probably does that beacuse she is too damn dumb to notice anything bad in the first place.
  
  "She has done nothing to harm anyone." - what about all those hissy fits she threw at Nick? The harsh things she did to him? The obvious lack of sexual fulfillment that she gave him?
  
  
  "I'm convinced that if anyone of you who are talking badly about here were given the opportunity that she's had, you would've taken it. I'm also convinced that if you put your ignorance aside for a minute and you were given a chance to meet her you would." - Wow, it's just like you *know* me... erm... NO, I would *not* jump at the chance of taking the opportunities she has had (I have my own controlling rich Daddy and blonde highlights thanks, but I've got intelligence too...). And if I had the chance to meet her I don't think I'd bother in all honesty...
  
  "Deep down you are all jealous of her and wish that people would see good in you as they've seen in her." - Lol - how what in the hell is this about? You must have a crystal ball that tells you the exact life experiences of everyone who posts on this in order to make this kind of statement. Otherwise you're just a fool who is grasping at straws to make an already invalid point. The good I give to the world is evident in things I do everyday, and better yet, I don't have to be followed round by a film crew to feel validated
  
  "You don't understand why people give her the opportunity and not you. Either that or people are constantly critisizing you and putting you down this is your only opportunity to do it to someone else." - Again with the crystal ball... and again with the WRONG!! People can just get p1ssed off with people for whoring themselves for their own benefit and then crying when they get their comeuppance you know, there isn't always some deep, hidden psychological reason for peoples behaviour
  
  "I get it, you are all sick, cruel individuals who think the world should revolve around you." - No, honey if we thought the world revolved around us we'd get a film crew round to show the world just how 'normal' we were....
  
  Oops - now you feel a little silly don't you? Next time you post, make sure you re-read it so that you don't keep contradicting yourself or making silly and illogical points
  
  Have a nice day :-)

  By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM  

• You people are so hillarious, I needed the laugh...LMAO. Thanks a lot.

  By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM  

• If you have better things to do in life and you're out making a difference in this world and you are SOOOOOOOOOO fucking intelligent. Than what the fuck are you doing wasting all of your precious time criticizing Jessica or any celebrity that you're jealous of (you can deny it all you want)? If your such a nice WHOLE person who gives back to the world "everyday", than why would you be SO mean to a person you don't even know.
  
  The "hissy fits she threw at Nick" come on, gimmie a fucking break, like you don't throw little shitty hissy fits. Get over yourself!
  
  Alright little miss perfect, go out and make daddy proud and shut the fuck up!
  
  Have a nice day! :)

  By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM  

• "If you have better things to do in life and you're out making a difference in this world and you are SOOOOOOOOOO fucking intelligent. Than what the fuck are you doing wasting all of your precious time criticizing Jessica or any celebrity that you're jealous of (you can deny it all you want)? If your such a nice WHOLE person who gives back to the world "everyday", than why would you be SO mean to a person you don't even know.
  
  The "hissy fits she threw at Nick" come on, gimmie a fucking break, like you don't throw little shitty hissy fits. Get over yourself!
  
  Alright little miss perfect, go out and make daddy proud and shut the fuck up!
  
  Have a nice day! :)"
  
  Love it honey - you've managed to shout and scream at me and also failed to make ONE coherant point (it was difficult at times to tell what you were trying to say due to the abysmal spelling, punctuation and grammar) while doing so. Congrats on that! Hehe...
  
  Again, you've been assuming that you know me (the 'you're jealous' comments along with you *knowing* that I throw 'hissy fits') and how I run my life because I chose not to believe in all the trite that is driven to me by the media.
  
  Let me tell you baby, my job involves educating nurses, midwives and radiographers. I think that is a damn sight more giving to the world than a singing Barbie doll is... but I don't have to go shouting from the rooftops how great *I* am, I'm only doing it now in defense. It's fantastic that we all have different jobs and inputs into peoples lives, but don't assume that I am dumb or lying beacuse I post on a message board - us intelligent people can have thoughts on media characters too (it's a shock, I know...)
  
  I certainly don't spend all of my 'precious time' criticising Jessica and other celebs, I was just posting an opinion on a forum in my spare time. That's actually allowed you know (and, in case you didn't realise, that's what you've been doing too...)
  
  In your great country I believe that there is something called the Freedom of Speech. Well, here I am exercising that right.
  
  Anyone who puts themself up for public viewing is asking for everything that they get, positive OR negative. I don't understand your vitriole against people who have a different opinion to you, especially when you don't appear to have the intelligence to back your own opinions up with sentences that make sense and without swearing and attacking people personally. But hey, that's your call.
  
  But please, if you must attack me somemore do it with your witty repetoire. It's amusing, and I can always do with a laugh
  
  Again, sweetie, have an *excellent* day :-)

  By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

• Wow.

  By Todd, on 4:20 PM  

• Yeah really, wow!!! LMAO.

  By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM  

• I love reading these comments. I think they are hillarious. HA! HA! HA!...

  By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM  

• Who cares about spelling and grammar as long as you get your point accross. And you might wanna go back and put your posted article through spell and grammar check, if you're so darn concern with it.

  By Anonymous, on 11:14 PM  

• "Who cares about spelling and grammar as long as you get your point accross. And you might wanna go back and put your posted article through spell and grammar check, if you're so darn concern with it."
  
  Again, the wit of these replies leave me speechless... is that the best you can do now?! LMAO.....

  By Anonymous, on 1:37 AM  

• LMAO...what a bloody idiot. By the way where in London are you from, if you're not too pissed off at this ppl to answer me.
  
  Just curious :-)

  By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

• "LMAO...what a bloody idiot. By the way where in London are you from, if you're not too pissed off at this ppl to answer me.
  
  Just curious :-)"
  
  Is it that obvious? Lol... I'm in Chelsea :-)
  
  In all honesty I don't have that much hatred for Jessice Simpson at all, I just believe that if you put yourself up and you get knocked down then you have no right to complain about it.... plus I love to bait idiots (lol)
  
  You in London too then?

  By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM  

• No I'm not in London. Like I said I was just curious. Sometimes I amaze myself by using simple psychology...lol. And as that saying goes, "a little kindess goes a long way," I guess it is still true. And as for her complaining I wouldn't know since I don't follow the whole Jess/Nick thing.
  
  Have a nice day :-).

  By Anonymous, on 8:30 AM  

• Her lips look awful. Why did she and Nick break up again? Didn't he hump some ho in an alley behind a chinese restaurant?

  By Zima, on 10:16 AM  

• who cares about grammar! this is the last place a person should be concerned about their grammar. so long as a person can make their point. anyone with me on this?

  By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM  

• ***SHE IS A FUCKING WHORE!!!***

  By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM  

• Oh come on mate, she's gorgous. I am a manual labourer and stack shelves. Last week I bought a magazine just to see her in a bikini. I'd shove my cock up her arsehole and relieve myself. I'm old enough to be her father but who cares? I'm not goin to fancy a saggy tits 60 year old.

  By Anonymous, on 5:08 AM  

• "who cares about grammar! this is the last place a person should be concerned about their grammar. so long as a person can make their point. anyone with me on this?"
  
  No. Grammar and spelling are two essential parts of the linguistic stylings of the world; the apathy toward these generated by people such as yourself is, IMO, the reason behind the incredible decline in recorded IQ scores: you just don't care enough to keep your language clear, concise and logical.
  
  Sticklers for grammar and spelling are those who will be respeced most, for they are the forerunners of progress.
  
  Oh, and for the record, I am male and in no way attracted to Jessica Simpson. As far as that other comment somewhere upward on the page regarding the hypothetical appearances of those posting here, I happen to be a model.
  
  Oh, and don't go for the "oh, you're gay, then" argument: I enjoy attraction to both sexes. As for the possibility of attacking my intellect, my IQ is 183, so don't even bother.
  
  Lastly, if you must resort to insulting someone based upon nothing at all but your logical fallacies, refrain from profanity: it makes you look dumb.
  
  [Charles]

  By Charles, on 2:28 PM  

• dont want 2 judge or anything but
  she slept with bam margera, johnny
  knoxville, and HER DAD!! eww!!
  she is sick and i mean she is fake
  allergic to pizza and she promotes it she promotes pro-active and never once did she use it on newlyweds i mean nick is hecka nice
  if she was gonna sleep wit da whole
  jackass cast she should have
  atleast broke up wit him first
  she owed him dat much picking up
  always after her nasty ass....
  you can tell her body is fake
  she probably lip syncs too....
  i wouldn't doubt it =)

  By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM  

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