Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Needs to Get Laid
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers wants Teri Hatcher to give him sex lessons. The actor admits he has a crush on the actress, who plays hapless single mom Susanne Mayer in Desperate Housewives, and thinks she would sizzle between the sheets. When quizzed about his favorite pin-up, the star replied:Teri Hatcher is my favorite 'Desperate Housewife'. She's just sex on legs. She's an older woman I imagine could teach me a few things."
The fact that this guy has been in thirty two movies and I haven't seen one of them, doesn't change the fact that he should own a computer. Because at this point, he needs to download some porn and tell his friends to guard the door. This is the second time in a week he has either emabarassed himself or practically begged for sex. Even his choices seem a bit random. I'm not saying that Teri Hatcher looks worse that Scarlett Johansson, but if this was 1995 and we were talking about Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, my pants would already be down and I wouldn't be trying to funnel this whole bottle of tequila.
22 Comments:
Wait, I thought he was gay.
By Bama Girl, on 11:35 AM
You talk about jerking off too much. We get it. You like to whack it. Next subject please.
By Todd's mom, on 11:39 AM
wait doesnt he have a girlfriend? One hes been with for like a year and a half?
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
I have a question: is "Todd's mom" really Todd's mom?!?
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
Hatcher's face looks like it's full of Botox. I've seen pictures of her nude; not a pretty sight.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
I really am "todd's mom"
At least that's what it says on my drivers license.
By todd's mom, on 1:58 PM
You seem to be obsessed with Todd. Specifically with him jerking. Is there something you would like to tell us?
By Todd's Lawyer, on 2:38 PM
who is obcessed with it? his "mom" and the word "lawyer" seems a bit too much..
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
I want to shtoop Marcia cross.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
I'd fuck a ll the deperate house wifes, especially eva. Hatcher is certainly still fuckable.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
he is so damn beautiful!
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
hey todd's mum...do u noe jonathan personally??
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
Sex on legs? WTF?
By Wednesday, on 11:48 AM
hey, look, just to let ye all know i used to live around the corner from the guy in cork, and the accent he's putting on is retarded, its completely over exaggerated and he didnt come from a poor area, again its more n more lies to make himself sound more interesting. oh also he's five foot nothing and always looks like he's wearing make up. have to vent, sick of the "poor little irish boy who only ate potatoes off some farm for the first half of his life" routine. tell the bloody truth u midget
By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM
i find him intriguing
but that was disgusting when he mentioned quote i want to She's just sex on legs. unquote
theres so much engima about jonathan, and this is one of more his causes
whatever
By Anonymous, on 2:21 AM
What's up with Hatcher's nostrils? Bad nosejob leaves assymetrical nostrils!
By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
Did you see him during the cut away to commercial on the Golden Globes....he was all over Joaquim Phoenix...this giu talks about sex with 'women" but it is pretty obviuos who he really wants!
By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
He's right. She was hot in Heaven's Prisoners, she's still hot.....
By t, on 9:48 PM
Jonathon Rhys-Meyers is reportedly bisexual and has been dating actress Reena Hammer from about a year and a half.
By JRM's used condom, on 9:09 AM
Ooooooh yeah....those bones old bones sticking out...Mmmm yeah....and botox injections, and her fake tan, fake hair, and fake identity are hot. Yeah...she's just "sex on legs". Yeah...I loves me some cokes whores...some OLD coke whores...Ooooh yeah...
By Lindsay Lohans Crack pipe, on 1:17 AM
Reena Hammer is ugly and too common looking. He could do SO much better. I don't blame him for beating her...she probably was being whiney and manipulative....
By Anonymous, on 4:15 AM
manwhores.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 AM
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