Clay Aiken is Having Gay Issues
He represented himself as a heterosexual choirboy," a spy said. "They might want their money back."
Clay is from my home state and let me tell you, he was huge here. During those two months, people were like "hey, do you really think that gay dude from Raleigh is gonna win? I sure do." My niece was 11 and she called him "Gay Aiken," yet for some reason, middle-aged housewives didn't quite pick up on to this and now want their money back. If you are his lawyer, just hold up a picture of Orlando Bloom doing a demi plie in a pink leotard next to Clay Aiken's first album cover, and then ask the jury which one they think looks gayer. But before you do, you might want to run a sharpie over the title, Measure Of A Man. Ironic laughter has no place in a courtroom.







