Colin Farrell is Suing Everybody
For a guy who has worked hard to get his drunken manwhore image just right, Colin Farrell seems a little sensitive about this whole thing. It's not like he was having sex with Star Jones or trying to behead an infidel in the video. He was having sex with a Playboy Playmate. I've made dozens of sex tapes, and if my fraternity brothers ever found out where I lived, I'm sure some of the tapes would end up on the Internet. My point is, if I made one with Nicole Narain, it would be the one laying on the satin pillow in the lighted glass case labeled "Hardcore XXX Sex Tape Starring Playboy Playmate". I might even use strobe lights. I haven't decided yet.
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