First of all, to the "Hunching" comment ... I wouldn't be surprised if Tom has told Katie she must appear shorter than him at all times, because having a mother taller than a father could mentally disturb the child in utero.
Second, as to the sex giving a child mental problems ... If that were, indeed, true, I would have to go way out on a limb and say that Tom's parents never stopped getting it on for even a moment of his gestation.
I'm surprised Scientologists don't mandate female circumcision ... it only seems logical based on the other crap they're selling.
It's not so much the hunching. Anyone else notice how THICK the soles on his shoes are and the heels on them? Not to mention Katie's paper-thin-soled flats.
hey, i recognize those buildings behind him. what was the crazy couple doing in Vegas? Isn't that a sin or something? wont gambling disturb the baby too?
Is there anyone left on this planet who really believes they ever had sex?
She obviously signed a contract and agreed to be fertilized with his sperm (in a procedure). The guy never touched her. I wonder is she's wondering why she signed on yet. Ugh. Pitiful. To make a bunch of strangers (the public) believe he's straight. He's in a prison.
LOL, Cruise has gone completely barmy and it's hilarious.
That said, doesn't he look like a F@*king A$$hole in these pictures. I swear he could play the perfect greedy flyboy business man. *He has that "Shakes-your-hand-with-a smile, while-screwing-you-out-of-a million-dollars" look.
so did katie have herpes before tom? that means she gave it to tom through unprotected sex... man. i would want to wear a condom at least if they had herpes....
Dont know if anyone remembers but after Nicole and Tom split, it came out a little later that he used to make her wear flats. He didn't wanna be the short one. I wouldn't be surprised if he did that with Katie. Poor girl.
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looks like she's having another herpes flare-up all over her mouth. another thing (besides tom being gay) that makes it easy not to have sex with her.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Ahhhh Tom Cruise news, just the thing to keep YOU from looking nukin futs
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Also what is up with the Hunching??
I thought Katie Holmes was taller than the Nut Job ??
So not only does she have a strangers baby in her tummy, but Tom has also given her multiple sclerosis.
Nice One Tom.
By Rach, on 2:22 PM
What is up with Tom's stomach? Looks like he might be with child as well.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
LOL you guys.
First of all, to the "Hunching" comment ... I wouldn't be surprised if Tom has told Katie she must appear shorter than him at all times, because having a mother taller than a father could mentally disturb the child in utero.
Second, as to the sex giving a child mental problems ... If that were, indeed, true, I would have to go way out on a limb and say that Tom's parents never stopped getting it on for even a moment of his gestation.
I'm surprised Scientologists don't mandate female circumcision ... it only seems logical based on the other crap they're selling.
By hahahaha, on 2:51 PM
It's not so much the hunching. Anyone else notice how THICK the soles on his shoes are and the heels on them? Not to mention Katie's paper-thin-soled flats.
Christ, these two are freaks.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
hey, i recognize those buildings behind him. what was the crazy couple doing in Vegas? Isn't that a sin or something? wont gambling disturb the baby too?
By Mr. Vegas, baby, on 3:22 PM
This is too easy, I'm not even going to bother.
Go US and A, US and A, US and A
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
pregnant people look stupid.
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
What a couple of whack jobs.
By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM
Is there anyone left on this planet who really believes they ever had sex?
She obviously signed a contract and agreed to be fertilized with his sperm (in a procedure). The guy never touched her. I wonder is she's wondering why she signed on yet. Ugh. Pitiful. To make a bunch of strangers (the public) believe he's straight. He's in a prison.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
We hate and cant get enough of them. He has got to be the creepiest person in hollywood all acting like white Michael Jackson
By disgusted, on 7:04 PM
America loves train wrecks and here's "exhibit A".
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
LOL, Cruise has gone completely barmy and it's hilarious.
That said, doesn't he look like a F@*king A$$hole in these pictures. I swear he could play the perfect greedy flyboy business man. *He has that "Shakes-your-hand-with-a smile, while-screwing-you-out-of-a million-dollars" look.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
so did katie have herpes before tom? that means she gave it to tom through unprotected sex... man. i would want to wear a condom at least if they had herpes....
By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM
In a sing-songy voice,
Tommie's wearing li-ifts.
By jayco, on 7:19 AM
i sincerely doubt that katie gave tom herpes...he would have had to have sex with her for that to happen.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 AM
Tom is preggers too.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
i really dislike tom cruise
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
The are definitely some "Rosemary's Baby" undertones to this whole relationship.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Blow up the first pic ... and scroll down so you can just see Tom's hands ... one clutching poor Katie.
Now all I can say is ... damn I am the same age and dont have scary black and purple DEMON CLAWS for hands!
SCARY PIC
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
Dont know if anyone remembers but after Nicole and Tom split, it came out a little later that he used to make her wear flats. He didn't wanna be the short one. I wouldn't be surprised if he did that with Katie. Poor girl.
By Sera, on 10:18 AM
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