I don't know what the crease on her forehead is, but she sure needs to blend in her makeup a little better, she's got some line goin on by btwn her forehead and her scalp.
When I first saw these pictures, I'll admit I liked them. Now, after seeing them for a few days, I realize, what was I thinking? for starters, stop with the marykate&ashley pouty lip look, and the Paris squinty eyed sex kitten look. She looks more like a wet poodle.
God I'm soooo fucking glad that I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like a damn troll! She has no talent whatsoever and I think poppa joe or whatever his name is needs to hide that girl back under the bridge they found her
People, let's keep this in perspective. None of this is Asslee's fault.
It's not HER fault her sadistic father cheated on Jessica's mother 9 months before Asslee's birth with a goat.
It's not HER fault he sneaks up to her bed during the night and injects her lips with EVEN MORE collogen.
It's not HER fault that she tripped over those shoes her father gave her and fell face first into a pan of grease while stealing a precious hour away at the McDonalds her father didn't let her eat at.
It's not HER fault that her hand is mangled so horribly. That can also be credited to her animal mother and disgusting inbred father.
So please, let's be nice. After all, Asslee is just a victim.
hrm, she looks "different." I guess turning 21 makes your lips extra full, bleaches out your hair (but leaves you with plenty of roots) and turns you bright orange. what happened to being "like, omg, totally completely different from jessica?" it looks like daddy is finally getting the twins he's wanted for so long.
Remember when she tried to NOT look like her sister. Now she looks like she's trying harder than ever. Like we're going to forget about the funniest SNL performance I've ever seen. And how she thinks she's totally better than those McDonalds workers. If it wasn't for her sister and mostly her father, she wouldn't be anyone. Neither would Jessica without her father. Yikes. She's just plain down annoying.
ashlee looked so hot before.. now she's trying to look like that ugly dumb bitch jessica, wtf... i'd still hit it though, definitely. she has an incredible body!
wow pic number 2 is really bad... i also wonder what that crease across her forehead is, and notice how her upper lips sticks out... dumbasses, collagen lips are NOT attractive!
And what is with that raggedy ass hairstyle? Whoever did her hair must be the same stylist that did Hillary Muff's hair, someone should congratulate that guy on his ability to make horsefaced stars look even uglier than they actually are!
With the addition of the fried blonde extensions, she's a dead-ringer for CC DeVille circa 1989. Only difference is CC's makeup artist was able to create a more pleasing look.
I wish Jessica Simpson never made it into the entertainment business only because, without her, there would be no Ashlee Simpson "Sycophant To The Stars". Her music sucks and she's not attractive. The only talent she was born with is her last name.
As she gets older she's starting to look more and more like her sister. I used the words "grows up" at first in the first sentence there, but then I changed them to "gets older" because there is no way anyone who leads that kind of life has any clue about what it really means to grow up. She will be delusional her whole life.
Isn't she a teenager? God, she looks about 40. I can't wait to see the latest crop of hollywood no-talents in about 20 years. You could make a goddamn handbag out of her face.
I could be wrong, but her lips seem. . . different. . . fuller perhaps. Like she's either fresh from the collagen factory or her day-job as a glory hole attendant.
BUTT-CHIN!!! hahaha! that was SOOOO on the money right there. the thing is, the only people worse than her and her nasty family are the retard-nutbags that insist on buying her albums, therefore letting her think that she is actually talented and encouraging her to make MORE awful 'music'. jeezus, why on earth would people subject themselves to such lack of taste and class?
she makes me wanna throw up, in the kitchen, on the floor...... it makes me nauseous, to see her anymore..... she's like a vomit trap..... puke my milk up on the floor... she makes me wanna, she makes me wanna........puuuuuuuke!
you think with her trips to the plastic surgeon, they would suggest a nosejob? would take from 6 to 18 visits for completion and probably put the doctor's kids through college.....
Thank you for the link to “payola” and free press. I immediately joined and hope to actively participate locally in taking the first steps to help cleanse the air waives and press of the plague that is Ass, her dip shit sister, Parasite, Horsey and the rest of the talentless bloodsuckers that feed at the trough of American youth at our national expense.
HEY! Nothing wrong with having a buttchin! *sniffles* Thankfully mine is only slight but still! Rag on her for her fake tan or untalented stupid ass... but leave the buttchin alone! heh
Come on give the girl a break...she's not doing anything that any of us wouldn't do...making money while the spotlight shines. And, believe me, the spotlight will move on to someone very soon. The crease on her forehead is probably a genetic inheritance...a lot of people have those. And come on...the girl is what? 22? 23? How together were you at that age? Kind ness goes a LONG way
Uh, I'm 22 and I have a career, own two vehicles and just bought my own house - w/ no help from mommy & daddy. I consider myself pretty damn together. Ashlee is a pawn in her dad's plan to make money. And if I looked like her and sounded like her I would stay the hell away from the spotlight, no matter what daddy dearest says is best.
Bronzing is Not Dead. And yes, thats a sad thing. Isn't this the girl with chronic throat problems that can't sing? more hot guys please. its just too much ashlee for one gay man to handle.
53 Comments:
Why does she have a deep crease going across her forehead? what the hell IS that?!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:49 AM
I don't know what the crease on her forehead is, but she sure needs to blend in her makeup a little better, she's got some line goin on by btwn her forehead and her scalp.
When I first saw these pictures, I'll admit I liked them. Now, after seeing them for a few days, I realize, what was I thinking? for starters, stop with the marykate&ashley pouty lip look, and the Paris squinty eyed sex kitten look. She looks more like a wet poodle.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 AM
God I'm soooo fucking glad that I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like a damn troll! She has no talent whatsoever and I think poppa joe or whatever his name is needs to hide that girl back under the bridge they found her
By Anonymous, on 3:19 AM
Ashlee's a sexual animal
By Anonymous, on 3:29 AM
Do you see the Enormal crease in her forehead, must be from all the looking up at her Double D sister that her father put up on a plastic pedestal.
By Anonymous, on 5:41 AM
I NEVER thought that she was pretty but what the hell happened to her face? Suddenly she looks like a bad copy of Paris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 AM
I think she looks pretty good there. Actually this is the only time where I would consider her hot.
By Anonymous, on 6:01 AM
People, let's keep this in perspective.
None of this is Asslee's fault.
It's not HER fault her sadistic father cheated on Jessica's mother 9 months before Asslee's birth with a goat.
It's not HER fault he sneaks up to her bed during the night and injects her lips with EVEN MORE collogen.
It's not HER fault that she tripped over those shoes her father gave her and fell face first into a pan of grease while stealing a precious hour away at the McDonalds her father didn't let her eat at.
It's not HER fault that her hand is mangled so horribly. That can also be credited to her animal mother and disgusting inbred father.
So please, let's be nice.
After all, Asslee is just a victim.
By Anonymous, on 6:23 AM
Ugh, sometimes you just wanna slap away those collagen injected cheeks into oblivion.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 AM
Blech. Looks like daddy bought his little girl a new set of lips too. Her hair looks fried, and you're right, she's sporting some major ass-chin.
By M-M-M-Mishy, on 6:36 AM
hrm, she looks "different." I guess turning 21 makes your lips extra full, bleaches out your hair (but leaves you with plenty of roots) and turns you bright orange.
what happened to being "like, omg, totally completely different from jessica?" it looks like daddy is finally getting the twins he's wanted for so long.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
Remember when she tried to NOT look like her sister. Now she looks like she's trying harder than ever. Like we're going to forget about the funniest SNL performance I've ever seen. And how she thinks she's totally better than those McDonalds workers. If it wasn't for her sister and mostly her father, she wouldn't be anyone. Neither would Jessica without her father. Yikes. She's just plain down annoying.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
ashlee looked so hot before.. now she's trying to look like that ugly dumb bitch jessica, wtf... i'd still hit it though, definitely. she has an incredible body!
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
wow pic number 2 is really bad... i also wonder what that crease across her forehead is, and notice how her upper lips sticks out... dumbasses, collagen lips are NOT attractive!
By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
And what is with that raggedy ass hairstyle? Whoever did her hair must be the same stylist that did Hillary Muff's hair, someone should congratulate that guy on his ability to make horsefaced stars look even uglier than they actually are!
By Anonymous, on 7:23 AM
With the addition of the fried blonde extensions, she's a dead-ringer for CC DeVille circa 1989. Only difference is CC's makeup artist was able to create a more pleasing look.
By Gonzo, on 7:44 AM
I wish Jessica Simpson never made it into the entertainment business only because, without her, there would be no Ashlee Simpson "Sycophant To The Stars". Her music sucks and she's not attractive. The only talent she was born with is her last name.
Buttchin? Butthead.
Seacrest Out!
By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM
She's giving us a reference as to what her natural skin color is with that separating line.
By Leann, on 7:58 AM
She looks like C.C. DeVille
By Todd, on 8:07 AM
she needs to stop using the spray on tan machine.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
I looooove that shade of orange!
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
As she gets older she's starting to look more and more like her sister. I used the words "grows up" at first in the first sentence there, but then I changed them to "gets older" because there is no way anyone who leads that kind of life has any clue about what it really means to grow up. She will be delusional her whole life.
By Dot, on 8:42 AM
looks like her sister..
By Björn, on 8:44 AM
Isn't she a teenager? God, she looks about 40. I can't wait to see the latest crop of hollywood no-talents in about 20 years. You could make a goddamn handbag out of her face.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
I could be wrong, but her lips seem. . . different. . . fuller perhaps. Like she's either fresh from the collagen factory or her day-job as a glory hole attendant.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
BUTT-CHIN!!! hahaha! that was SOOOO on the money right there. the thing is, the only people worse than her and her nasty family are the retard-nutbags that insist on buying her albums, therefore letting her think that she is actually talented and encouraging her to make MORE awful 'music'. jeezus, why on earth would people subject themselves to such lack of taste and class?
By Aurelia, on 9:22 AM
Todd is right, and funny.
By Matt, on 9:23 AM
She looks like an ugly old hag.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
ew gross
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
fuck the butt chin she has a butt face
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
she makes me wanna throw up, in the kitchen, on the floor......
it makes me nauseous, to see her anymore.....
she's like a vomit trap.....
puke my milk up on the floor...
she makes me wanna, she makes me wanna........puuuuuuuke!
you think with her trips to the plastic surgeon, they would suggest a nosejob? would take from 6 to 18 visits for completion and probably put the doctor's kids through college.....
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
chaka brah!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
She needs to fill the cracks in her forehead and chin along with a nosejob
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
i have a butt chin too...shit..at least im not orange though.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
what kind of fag notices a girl's CHIN??
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
I'm not a fag.
By Jenny, on 11:11 AM
its really kind of funny that people care so much to call clebrities names and insult thier looks and decisions. like you know them or something.
withg that said, her skin looks disgusting. when will people realize that natural skin looks so much better?
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
Thank you for the link to “payola” and free press. I immediately joined and hope to actively participate locally in taking the first steps to help cleanse the air waives and press of the plague that is Ass, her dip shit sister, Parasite, Horsey and the rest of the talentless bloodsuckers that feed at the trough of American youth at our national expense.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
This is a really bad post. Very poorly written. Not your best work.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Of course, there are no girls on the internet.
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
Oh my. Beautiful, beautiful post.
By supersassy, on 2:48 PM
Jenny, I never thought I'd say this to another woman, but I LOVE YOU! More Simpson bashing, please. I hate those talentless fucks.
By JAFO, on 4:05 PM
uhm did anyone else notice the MASSIVE amounts of self tanner on her hands?!?! ewww gross.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
This Just In:
The mark on Asslee's forehead matches a belt worn that same evening by Papa Joe.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
freshly cooked fake bake face
YOU WIN THE GOLD MEDAL!
By tofu byrd, on 8:17 PM
HEY! Nothing wrong with having a buttchin! *sniffles*
Thankfully mine is only slight but still!
Rag on her for her fake tan or untalented stupid ass... but leave the buttchin alone! heh
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Come on give the girl a break...she's not doing anything that any of us wouldn't do...making money while the spotlight shines. And, believe me, the spotlight will move on to someone very soon. The crease on her forehead is probably a genetic inheritance...a lot of people have those. And come on...the girl is what? 22? 23? How together were you at that age? Kind ness goes a LONG way
By Anonymous, on 6:00 AM
Uh, I'm 22 and I have a career, own two vehicles and just bought my own house - w/ no help from mommy & daddy. I consider myself pretty damn together. Ashlee is a pawn in her dad's plan to make money. And if I looked like her and sounded like her I would stay the hell away from the spotlight, no matter what daddy dearest says is best.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM
Bronzing is Not Dead. And yes, thats a sad thing. Isn't this the girl with chronic throat problems that can't sing?
more hot guys please. its just too much ashlee for one gay man to handle.
By leavecourtneyalone, on 9:01 AM
Lets start a club.
It's called the Ashlee Simpson isn't good at ANYTHING club.
Who wants to join?
By dana, on 10:14 AM
Okay, I admit it. If i were famous i'd try and make as much $ while doing as little as possible, just like her.
But i wouldn't look like I got dunked in a vat of ugly while doing it!!!
layers and layers and LAYERs of Mystic, bronzer and peroxide. i can't wait to see what she looks like at 50.
By 42?!, on 3:25 PM
You so rule.... this post is freaking so true and so FUNNY! Simpson sister are some ugly BIATCHES!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:33 AM
She definitely is not that attractive and acts as immature as her big sister.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
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