britney spears has completely lost her mind! does she really think she can sing? does she really think she can "reinvigorate the pop music scene?" i admit, she was attractive and interesting (not musically so much, but entertaining none-the-less) before she became a fat trashy cow, but she needs to let it go. really, does anyone take her seriously?
wait... she "fully supports" using her baby as an airbag because it brings attention to child safety? wtf?!!!! i think all those cheetos are destroying brain cells.
She never calls that damn kid by his name, never! Only "my baby". Only when she says it I'd bet it sounds more like Fat Bastard's 'mah baybay". And good point, anon 11:08. What a dumb hill billy.
Remember back when Brit first announced that she was pregnant and Christina Aguilara said that Britney would never get back to the fame, popularity or fitness level that she was at before and that it was a really dumb career move?
Oh yeah, bet Christina feels pretty dumb now. Brit is totally at the top of her game. Married to a winner, Cheeto and RedBull addiction and being the best mother in the world. She really fucking rules.
She's right but she herself was part of a boring pop scene in 2001/2. Since then we've had this stupid pop with a slight rock edge bollocks. That's Hilary Duff, L. Lo, the Simpson sisters, Avril and Clarkson/American "Idle" etc. It's boring, just like when her scene tired out. Not that I like any of it.
Rock needs a REAL kick in the ass so bad these days. It's either EMO/Pop Punk bollocks or this pop rock, toss off!
Todd, this post is sooo fucking hilarious. Jenny needs to double your pay NOW. It mentions everything that's right with your site leprechauns, banjo players, wishing for fiery explotions... you two are abfab! forget wellbutrin - doctors should prescribe this website daily. *smooch*
PS- how many fucking cars does federline have? man oh man, talk about winning the lotto
What kfed can't pump his own gas now,if he hadn't married Brit that would have been his next job. I wonder how much of her money he has blown through, I bet he's skimming money off her. Watch she will be broke in 5 yrs and he'll still be kicking it.
kfed will be gone in 5 years when he drains brits bank account. seeing as how she wont be making any money because anything she does from now on will be shit in the toilet well kinda like everything she's done. she would have better luck being a porn star if she ever lost the fat.
If Britney were "smart" (I use that term loosely) she would invest some money for Sean Preston so when he grows up he can collect his money and get the hell away from his crazy family.
Why does this nation continually spend time tracking the Simpson Skank SIsters, Brit the Twit, and that tramp Ms. Hilton. Can anyone name one single frikken contribution to society that any of those HAGs have made? I thought so.!!! I mean, really, just because you have a nice rack, young and blonde, and only 1/2 a brain.... doesn't make you talented.
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britney spears has completely lost her mind! does she really think she can sing? does she really think she can "reinvigorate the pop music scene?" i admit, she was attractive and interesting (not musically so much, but entertaining none-the-less) before she became a fat trashy cow, but she needs to let it go. really, does anyone take her seriously?
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
I doubt Britney's vocabulary includes the word reinvigorate,I'm pretty sure she only knows two syllable words.
By Bama Girl, on 11:05 AM
wait... she "fully supports" using her baby as an airbag because it brings attention to child safety? wtf?!!!! i think all those cheetos are destroying brain cells.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
I was talking to my moms, leave it be yo.
K-Fed
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
I can't believe she mentioned Kelly Clarkson as part of the boring pop scene-she is ten times more talented at singing than Britney Spears.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Oh dear, what ARE they drinking in that water at the Federline house?
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
Just for the record, talking on a cell phone while pumping gas is not dangerous. Doesn't anyone watch Myth Busters?
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
if killing britney spears with a chainsaw would bring attention to idiot prevention, I fully support that
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
i fully support punching this twat in the face.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
This has to be one of the funniest posts in history.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
She can barely sing and is an attention seeking phony.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Heh.
It's like OJ trying to ignite interest in women's advocacy. Or K-Fed teaching Shakespeare.
By Gonzo, on 2:13 PM
She never calls that damn kid by his name, never! Only "my baby". Only when she says it I'd bet it sounds more like Fat Bastard's 'mah baybay". And good point, anon 11:08. What a dumb hill billy.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Remember back when Brit first announced that she was pregnant and Christina Aguilara said that Britney would never get back to the fame, popularity or fitness level that she was at before and that it was a really dumb career move?
Oh yeah, bet Christina feels pretty dumb now. Brit is totally at the top of her game. Married to a winner, Cheeto and RedBull addiction and being the best mother in the world. She really fucking rules.
By M-M-M-Mishy, on 5:09 PM
She's right but she herself was part of a boring pop scene in 2001/2. Since then we've had this stupid pop with a slight rock edge bollocks. That's Hilary Duff, L. Lo, the Simpson sisters, Avril and Clarkson/American "Idle" etc. It's boring, just like when her scene tired out. Not that I like any of it.
Rock needs a REAL kick in the ass so bad these days. It's either EMO/Pop Punk bollocks or this pop rock, toss off!
By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
i'm not sure that's a cigarette...
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Todd, this post is sooo fucking hilarious. Jenny needs to double your pay NOW. It mentions everything that's right with your site leprechauns, banjo players, wishing for fiery explotions... you two are abfab! forget wellbutrin - doctors should prescribe this website daily. *smooch*
PS- how many fucking cars does federline have? man oh man, talk about winning the lotto
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
What kfed can't pump his own gas now,if he hadn't married Brit that would have been his next job.
I wonder how much of her money he has blown through, I bet he's skimming money off her. Watch she will be broke in 5 yrs and he'll still be kicking it.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
kfed will be gone in 5 years when he drains brits bank account. seeing as how she wont be making any money because anything she does from now on will be shit in the toilet well kinda like everything she's done. she would have better luck being a porn star if she ever lost the fat.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
Somebody name Michael had a similiar incident to this and I think they know each other!
By Anonymous, on 12:45 AM
If Britney were "smart" (I use that term loosely) she would invest some money for Sean Preston so when he grows up he can collect his money and get the hell away from his crazy family.
By Lauren, on 5:16 AM
This girl is a walking fabulous disaster. She gives new meaning to love is blind.
When she is broke and he takes all of her money, then she will be a spokesperson for the "Woe Is Me" Club!
::: thinking of them makes me constantly have to swallow the vomit in my throat:::
By Anonymous, on 6:28 AM
They both are trashy. The only money they have now is from pimping their kid's pics out to tabloids. I doubt Sean will ever see a penny of that.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
Why does this nation continually spend time tracking the Simpson Skank SIsters, Brit the Twit, and that tramp Ms. Hilton. Can anyone name one single frikken contribution to society that any of those HAGs have made? I thought so.!!! I mean, really, just because you have a nice rack, young and blonde, and only 1/2 a brain.... doesn't make you talented.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Britney is finished and has been for years. Back to the trailer park.
By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM
Was there actually a time when pop music was cutting-edge and innovative?
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
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