IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Britney Spears is Unsinkable

Britney Spears is Unsinkable

111 Comments:

Don't pollute the oceans with trash!
keep Britney on dry land.

By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
I feel like it's Thanksgiving:

"Lord, on this glorious day, THANK YOU for having Britney put her bikinis AWAY!"

By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Holy $hit that middle one on top is Delta Burke, right?

By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE Y'ALL IN A BATHING SUIT!!! I MEAN DAMN...SHE DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD FOR JUST HAVING A BABY!!! IF YOU WANT TO JUDGE SOMEONE GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Forget weight for just a minute - what is her objection to supporting breasts? I mean a shelf bra (at least) or underwire would do wonders for her figure. I think this suit is absolutely horrible.

By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
What the hell? She is NOT fat... seriously.. she just gave birth! North American culture is waaaaay too preoccupied with skinny women.

By mojo, on 1:20 PM
"Forget weight for just a minute - what is her objection to supporting breasts? I mean a shelf bra (at least) or underwire would do wonders for her figure. I think this suit is absolutely horrible."

I hope Britney, Kirsten, Maggie and all the other younger stars keep going braless :) Pretty soon my Ds are going to seem perky compared to them!

By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
Gotta love how the hired help is taking care of the baby while Brit watches and wallows in the ocean.
And as many times as we've seen pics of her without her baby... seems like this isn't the only time.
Just going to be another fucked up celebrity spawn that's going to be another stain on Hollywood's already skidmarked undies.

By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Her legs don't look that bad- (trying to be nice and say something positive), somewhere in there you can still see a bit of muscle tone. Her upper half is what needs the most work. Which is strange to me, because I would think the lower half would be left in worse shape after having a baby. Which she didn't just do, everyone keeps saying that. She had the baby 6-months ago- more than enough time to be somewhat back on her way to hotness once again. Especially with her access to personal trainers!

By bdadsby, on 1:59 PM
Oh please. Her nanny does all the work. She has no excuse.

By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
go have a baby and then talk. and i don't even like britney.

By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
lol @ anon 11:16. quoth the inbred, "I WOULD LOVE TO SEE Y'ALL IN A BATHING SUIT!!!"
it's one thing to talk like an uneducated hick, and yet an entirely different thing to actually write that way. is it too much trouble to spell out "you all"?
run along now. don't you have some mustard-stained wife-beaters to wash on a rock somewhere?

By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Somebody must've been holding up a deep-fried Twinkie in the third pic.

You can almost hear the labored grunting as she lumbers through the sand. Well, that is unless the sound of her thighs rubbing together doesn't drown out the panting.

By Gonzo, on 2:47 PM
Give me a break...to the anonymous poster who criticized a poster for writing y'all. Did your computer lose it's caps button?

I think Britney's choice of swimsuit did her in and that she needs a bit of a tan. Otherwise she looks good. I would have loved to have had a nanny watch my baby while I got some much deserved R&R and don't knock her for that.

By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
honestly, I don't like britney either, but stop being so harsh on the girl. So she gained weight. big freakin whoop. Find something more productive to talk about.

By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
I took a sip of my water right before I read this and almost shorted out my keyboard when I spat on it. That was hilarious. God, I hate that girl.

By trish, on 2:51 PM
Britney relies on that nanny too much. She doesn't even know how to take care of her own kid.

By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
People, people, please. Quit telling people to find better things to talk about. This is a site where we all talk about celebrities and mindless celebrity gossip. If he had better things to be chatting about, we probably wouldn't be on this site. If you are so offended by the topic of conversation, why don't you go elsewear? Like perhaps the Politically Incorrect with Bill O'Reilly chat room.

By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
if she chose clothes to actually flatter herself instead of just fall out of, she would look ok. I am pretty sure the top ring is s'posed to nestle btwn two round boobages about 3" higher on the chest. and guess she got over any one else "holding her baby" cuz we have some proof right there #5.

By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
I'm not a "he". I promise.

By Jenny, on 2:56 PM
anyone who defends her stupid ass on this site is a "fan". don't let them fool you with that "and i don't even like her" b.s.

By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
she is really hot, i can never find fault. hotness does not elude britney, ever.

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
To the anonymous poster who criticized the anonymous poster for criticizing the anonymous poster for writing y'all.
Quoth the 2nd inbred:
"Did your computer lose it's caps button?"

Please go back and take your 7th grade English class again. "It's" is a contraction of "it is," and is NOT used to show possession for "it." Duuhhhhrrr.

And as a sidenote, do you really use the Caps Lock to capitalize the beginning of your sentences? I would suggest the shift key. It's much easier. <--(notice the proper use of "it's")

By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
I love it when fat people try denying that other fat people are fat.

By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
Did she steal Ariel's singing voice?

By Todd, on 3:50 PM
I was thinking, "Oh come on, she doesn't look THAT bad," but then I saw her gut in that last picture. She really has let herself go.

By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
SHE HAD A BABY ONLY 5 MONTHS AGO!! Lay off of her. Damn!

And last time I checked women didn't wear bras with their bathing suits.

By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
Dang, y'all. Why all the fightin? Just cus the birth of my lil' youngin' caused me to put on a couple a'pounds duhn't mean y'all gotta be mean to each uther. I mean, just be nice.

I luv all of you. Please by the new cd.

-Brit

By Brit, on 4:47 PM
Britney is a dirty, stupid, hillbilly whore. i can't stand her and for the love of God can't understand why she remains popular.

But honestly folks,she looks just about average for having had a baby about 5 months ago. That's the way the majority of new moms really look like.

She needs to lay off the slut clothes and wear something that fits her "transitional" body a little better--but then again, I hardly would expect an idiot like her to do that.

Once she gets back to the gym, she'll be right back to where she was. Hollywood moms obscure the fact that it really takes anywhere from 6-12 months to get the pre-baby body back. Real mothers in the real world know that.

By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
Um, I'm really disappointed. Motherhood should be a sacred thing. At least Britney didn't drown all her five babies in the bathtub. And while I couldn't give a crotch about her, I think she looks great and should do whatever the F she wants on the beach! (Hey, I live on South Beach, so I see some pretty scary non-celebrity bodies all the time, trust me!)

By Manola Blablablanik, on 6:08 PM
Wow, they must have done some serious photoshopping in the latest People. When I looked at the cover, I thought she must have actually whipped her flabby ass back into shape. But it appears that I was sadly mistaken... the only shaping was done by the airbrusher.

By Leah, on 6:14 PM
manola, normally i'd agree with that, but britney always has a nanny around and she got fat and unhealthy long before that baby was born. nothing sacred or beautiful abou this.

By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
she's not wearing her wedding ring.

That was the first thing I noticed.

By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
I am NO FAN of her. But I am soooooo tired of people commenting on her weight. IN comparison to the rest of Obese America she is pretty damn skinny. Saying she is fat is what is wrong with our society. There are too many girls who see that and think it is fat. It truely makes me SICK to my stomach to see people saying that she is fat. Go out of your house and look at the regular people in your neighbourhood. THEN TELL ME SHE IS FAT.

By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
shouldn't she still be breast-feeding? what's with the beer?

By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
WHy is it one minute celeberties are too skinny but if they gain weight there called orca. She probably could care less after years of probably starving herself so she coukd make her money regardless of talent she is enjoy a no stress just had a baby spend my money life. Dont forget she might only be in her 20s but she pretty much has lived a career and in retirment heck I am sorta jelalous I would like to be financially secured and go on vacation and enjoy my family. Leave her alone about the weight already, no K-fed and DWB is a different story, LOL

By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
I'm no Britney fan, but this is crazy.

I'm not overweight, and I'd look about the same in a swim suit as Britney. Sure she's a redneck, but she's not fat. This criticism of her body--"she's HUGE!" "she's a giant WHORE!" "she's OBESE!"-- is sort of creepy, really. Not everyone wants to starve themselves into looking like Nicole Richie.

By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
Mmmm. Beerst feeding.

By Gonzo, on 9:14 PM
now wait a minute... i've loved plenty of girls who weren't skinny, but some girls can pull that off, and some can't. britney, of course, falls into the "can't" category. and i don't feel sorry for her because any celeb who never exercises and eats mcdonald's every day deserves every pound.

By Anonymous, on 9:41 PM
Is anyone else NOT concerned about that atrocious hat? I mean that hat just screams ladies who lunch or Golden Girls! I think the hat is far worse than her weight, or the cut off shorts, or her bathing suit...ohh, who am I kidding. It's all bad. I will not comment on her weight, but she seriously would look better if she was not wearing a one piece. A tankini would suit her frame better, a boy short and halter top one. Has the girl never picked up Vogue's or Cosmo's swimsuit issue? They tell you all about what swimsuits look the best on each and every body frame. Here, Brit, I will lend you my past issues for free! Ahhh, but seriously, the hat is really bad. I just can't get passed the hat. I really detest the hat. THE HAT IS BAD!!

By Lizzie, on 9:54 PM
I'd like everybody to remember that normal women ALL look like this after they've had a baby. People are getting way to used to people like Heidi Klum who hand the baby off to a nanny so they can go work out for 3 months to get straight back in shape. Give her a break!

By Anonymous, on 10:35 PM
Britney has clearly gained weight; but she is still way smaller than the average American woman. She's human after all. And I don't care who you are, how much money you have and how easily you have access to personal trainers; CHEETOS ARE YUMMY!

By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
You know, the reason we are all getting on her case about being overweight, no, 'fat' is because we DON'T FRICKIN' LIKE HER!!!! So, cut the crap with 'she doesn't look that bad'. She looks like the low-white, cheetos-eating trash that she is.

By Anonymous, on 11:56 PM
I think she looks pretty hot!! She has a sexy body not to mention nice boobs!!!

By Anonymous, on 12:41 AM
damn, leave the girl alone. like all of you look so freaking hot.

By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM
OMG, leave the girl along. She's a complete twit. But the child had a freakin' baby. I think she looks good, give the circumstances.

By Niki, with one "k", on 6:58 AM
That baby is definitely cute, you have to admit! What a sweetie.

By Small Town Diva, on 7:32 AM
Why would you come to this site to defend someone in one of the posts? How annoying. She looks horrible.

By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
Baby or not, famous or not, I don't think she looks overweight at all. She's gotta be what, 5'8", maybe 5'9"? A healthy weight for a woman that height is around 145 lbs. God forbid that someone famous should not be up to Hollyweird's anorexic standards.

Clavicles, knobby knees, and ribs poking through overly tanned skin are so unsexy.

Y'ALL (that's right, I said it :P ) have some serious issues...you probably think Nicole Richie looks healthy! Just damn!

By Skwerly, on 8:03 AM
^ no, britney's about 5'3". i've met her in person. i'm 5'5" and she's about 2 inches shorter than me.

By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
We pick on her because she is too thin, we are relentless with our fat jokes... come on. If all the rumors we hear (hah) are even half true, she must be going through a really hard time.

By kursten, on 8:38 AM
What's up with you people? This is a site that mocks celebrities. I don't remember any post on this site that complementes them. If you don't like to read such words about people you never get to know and who don't even know that you exist that don't visit such a site.

Celebrities are there to be mocked.

By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
i'm so sick of people claiming those who criticize are just jealous or don't look any better than whoever's pictured..not everyone on the internet is big and fat or ugly and disgusting...yeah the majority of the US is overweight but there are still 40% who are not..i think she looks disgusting all the time except when made up and airbrushed to the extreme and no i'm not jealous or fat or ugly nor do i wish to look anything like her..so how about all those with the "you could only wish to look like that after a baby" comments find something more original to respond with

By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM
jenny i love you. keep up the rips. you have no idea how many times you make my day. :) MWAH.

By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
Brit was never 'too thin'. She was usually delightfully toned. True, she did give birth only 6 months ago and she looks like one would guess the average mom would look in that time period, but this is Britney Spears we're talking about. She didn't get famous based on her stellar talent. It's the sex appeal. Not having said sex appeal is career suicide for someone like her.

By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
Kevin Federline seems to be a mighty sorcerer: He transformed Britney, once the sexiest, hottest chick in the world, to Free Willy himself. Good Work, a**hole!!!!!!

By FormerBritneyFan, on 9:49 AM
All y'all have had your perceptions skewed by latest crop of scarecrow women to come out of Showbiz. In my opinion they could all use a sammich or two. I think Britney is looking pretty damn good. I'd still hit it.

By Rich, on 10:49 AM
I don't know why some of you are taking great pains to defend Britney. Five months is a long time to get back into shape. She obviously has no motivation. Why do some Hollywood moms whip their bodies back into shape just 2 months after giving birth? I think Britney just doesnt care or is a genius. If she's a genius then she is letting herself get fat so she can record a new album and give herself a complete makeover from head to toe so the public can be wowed and think that she's all that again. My vote is not on her being a genius. She's rich...do you think she really cares if people think she's fat? I'm sure she'll go home and console herself with her millions of dollars.

By Calyandra, on 11:42 AM
I think it is funny how may people same they dont crap about Brit because they dont fricken like her well way are therr about 60 comments and a story a day about her someone is lapping it up!!!!

By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
I don't think she has a nanny. She usually takes care of her kid herself. She looks normal, to me. You people think everyone should look super skinny! That's not healthy or normal.

By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
^ don't be stupid. that's a nanny. britney has that latina nanny with her all the time. white people always need us latinas to do their dirty work!

By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
I think Sean P. looks a little slow and retarded like his dad. Poor kid.

By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Sean P. looks so sweet and cute. I really hope his parents don't screw him up.

By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
He may look cute now, but he will grow up to look just like his Dad!

By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
How many people wear black hats to the beach and in the water? Did she just get back from a funeral?

By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
She looks like a mom who just had a baby. Give her a break.

By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
That nanny has been with her since coming home from the hospital. Remember those pics from the helicopter - the nanny was holding the baby then.

She probably doesn't even pay her a fair wage. That's ok K. Fed is releasing his new album and he can start paying for stuff.

::snort::

By Tazznum1, on 2:19 PM
Britney's not just a mom, y'all, she's an international superstar who made sure we all got to see what 500 situps a day looks like before she hooked up with that scumbag Federline (yo...) and had her baby. She just seems to be getting fatter everyday! Sure, Britney looks like every other mom who's just had a baby, but she looks NOTHING like the other Hollywood moms who've just had babies. And that's really who we're comparing her to, not normal people who don't have millions of dollars to hire a chef and a trainer already.

By Aeolis, on 2:35 PM
Heaven forbid she look like a normal person, actually BETTER than most women after they have just had a baby! And the nerve of her, to go on a VACATION of all things, and GO IN THE WATER wearing a BATHING SUIT! Oh what is the world coming to. Honestly people. Go eat something WITHOUT throwing up. Criticise her if you actually look that much better, which I doubt you do.

By Mirkle, on 6:03 PM
Oh I'll tell you how other Hollywood moms get back into shape 2 months after giving birth: THEY DON'T EAT. If you think Hollywood stars eat normal amounts/kinds of food, you clearly live under a huge rock.

By Mirkle, on 6:05 PM
I miss the good old days...remember hot britney?

By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
What a fat slob. Go eat some more butter you lard ass. And put on some clothes so we don't have to look at that ish.

By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
You can see the stretch lines from her tit job. It's beyond me that another less-than-worthy person has been elevated to this celeb-level. Just another dumb shit pretty face for all others to succumb to. Hack. Oh yeah, her karaoke is spot on...

By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM
People keep saying she's skinnier than the average woman. well I think it should be known that 83% of america is overweight. 61% of that 83% is women. I have news for you, the fact that she's skinnier than the average person does not mean she's not fat! If you disagree with me then you probably are probably tyring to justify your own weight problem by calling it normal.

In addition, this is a forum for ripping on celebrities, if you don't like go somewhere else.

By What did I just do?, on 11:04 PM
RMS Britney lol. That was a good one.

By Anonymous, on 1:42 AM
I find it hilarious that people are defending her. For a CELEBRITY mother, she is considered "fat". If we truly compared her to a normal woman after giving birth, she probably looks fantastic. What I'm saying is that she gets paid to look young and skinny. Also, the only problem areas I'm seeing are as follows: her arms are chunky (that's the worst of them all), her stomach has a few pounds added to it and her legs are larger. That is it. Basically it would help a great deal if she lost the weight on her arms.

By the way, I'm not sure what the average woman is but I do know that the average 16yr old (girl) is 5'4 and weighs 136.

By Anonymous, on 3:08 AM
Doesn't look that bad... Certainly not worth making fun of. I'm not a fan of her music or the bubblegum pop-culture she represents, but ripping on someone's weight is pretty low, particulary when that person recently gave birth, and STILL looks better than lots of other women.

Save the insults for someone who deserves it...Like her husband.

By Anonymous, on 4:14 AM
I'd hit it. She still has a few million bucks that would make me a kept man. Look out K-Fag.

By Anonymous, on 6:30 AM
id still hump her over and over and over again.. id still ask for oral sex.. and a BOOB job.. she's big, but shes freakin hot enough for my peter.

By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
Is the baby's name really Sean P.? I SURE HOPE that this isn't one of Kevin's "gangsta" obsessions with sean "puffy" combs...

By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM
Anon Feb 22 8:47 - I'm with you. I know damn well that I look better than Britney does now - and I enjoy that feeling. And calyandra is right too. I'm sorry, but I don't really consider celebs to be real people. It's the price they pay to be famous. Look at Heidi Klum, she has motivation. She had her second child and was back on the runway in a month. Britney may not be the whale some are making her out to be, but she is super lazy and unhealthy. And she's a lot shorter that 5'9, btw.

By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
i would do her so hard. Slam the fat right off her.....

By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
She looks fine to me. Ill let suck me off anytime.

By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
I love how everyone is all "America is too preocupied with beauty, bla bla" and "Go have a baby and we'll talk"

Look,youre dealing with a girl who ispreocupied with beauty, so she only has what she deserves coming to her. She also married Kevin Federline (spelling?) Possibly the dumbest person since Jessica Simpson. Go marry a no talent ass clown like that and see if your media fame is no longer about your beauty, but about the way you TRY to be super sexy, to the point where youre wreckless with your child (the whole putting him in her lap while driving) ignoring your child for media attention, and doing k-fed, the worlds worst rapper ever.

sorry britt, you are no longer a "sexy icon". be a mom, not a media whore.

By Brett, on 11:57 AM
she can suck my cock after 12 shots of das komet

By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Good God ,people, As if you mo-fo's never went to the beach in cut-off shorts. Your probably sitting on that HUGE rusty duster of yours,pecking away on the computer while "scarfin" down Hershey Bars and Krispy Kreme Dog-nuts,and lookin good baby".I am sure you all dress up "EVERY F>>>>IN PLACE YOU GO". I am sure you wear your evening dresses to go to the local "freaking" grocery store. I mean really....How can anybody go out of their house in cut-off shorts and a comfortable top? OMG
I know when I do my shopping or go to the beach, I always make sure I am presentable to the "freakin poparats eye"
The chick is on a private beach some where and some "scum suckin pig dog"
takes a picture and sells it for a bundle of cash.
I am not a big fan of hers,but I hate all the "haters" out there pretending to be "BETTER THAN THOU".
Look in a mirror,the next time you go to the store and ask youself " What if some body takes a picture of me and all these people start "baggin" on me about how I am dressed". Yeah...You wouldn't like it . So all of you "BAGGERS" shut the fu.. up. If you need something to "Bag on".....pick your
favorite murderer or rapist in your local jails...I am sure they won't mind some of your corrective critisisms.
Now...Peace Out

By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
I think it's 14:59 for Britney.

She heads to obscurity in oh 6 more months.

www.wrestlingbeltworld.com

By Wrestling Beltworld, on 5:22 PM
I think she looks just fine,I also think some people may be a little jealous,why do people like to put others down so much,Britney,if you ever read this you look fine.

By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
I don't think what people realize is that yes she is a human, obviously, but she is a celebrity. She has been paid literally millions of dollars to be in the public eye, and she can't just desert that if she feels like it. Also when saying she looks awful, I don't think anyone is saying that if you saw a normal girl looking like that she would be awful, but rather that Britney Spears who made her career off of sex appeal is no longer sex appealing (comparatively) and no i'm not jealous of her (i'm a guy) and no i'm not overweight, although that is really trivial to my point...

the point is for her to be making outrageous amounts of money for comparatively little work she has a little responsibility to the other public who feeds her and keeps her clothed (however ugly those clothes may be)

By Anonymous, on 12:08 AM
Listen, I understand people saying look at yourself before commenting on some one else. Because as an ugly society that is so uptight it is not needed, however you also need to realize while America is over weight we do not have thousand dollar personal trainers, dietitians, and are not getting paid just for walking around looking like trash. And no I don't wear cut off shorts to the beach if you are not daisy duke you should not dress like her

By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
I'm not a big Britney fan either - I give her credit for taking what little talent she has (she has an average voice) and working so hard so by the time she's 20 she could retire. Yes, she does look like she gained weight, but if we didn't know what she looked like before, I wouldn't say she's huge-I wish i looked that good. The thing that bugs me the most about her is that she has all that money and 90% of the time, she dresses like a slob!! Most of the "mean" comments she gets are brought on by her own actions. With that being said, if we all had our lives under a microscope, there would be a site like this for us too saying what asses we all are - no one is perfect and if she's turned out the way she is, I blame her parents!

By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
She is so fat and ugly. She's so old now, and still thinks she's 17. Totally sad.

By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM
Britney has earned her name, but then her bad reputation followed & she did her own thing. She has made her money and her mistakes but who cares! Don't think she is any different from most young girls who get involved with no good scummy guys like K.F. Don't you think she knows that... She is just content & living her life now. Good for her, she can & will make her comeback when she wants to, after she gets a taste of real life with her family! Then I am sure she will blow most unsuspecting poeple away with her new abilities as a star.

By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
Ok, for YEARS I was waiting for this type of crap to happen. I hated all the damn pop and syrupy sweetness. But now that it has...i kinda feel bad for her. NOT for her personal situation. She is an idiot for marrying trailer trash and then procreating with him. What I mean is i feel bad for the trash talk on her since she had her baby. I am a mom of 2 and I stay at home with them/work part time from home AND try to take care of the home. Trust me....the LAST thing on my mind is to try to look like a fashion icon. She could take a little more time on herself ESPECIALLY since she has a nanny!! But it gets hard when u have a kid. I say all this yet I do manage to find at LEAST 3 days a week to do some major cardio!!! Again she has a nanny...what I could do with a nanny. But all in all...her face is kinda harsh but that comes from the lack of caring. Her body tho not her former brit self is NOT that bad. Someone on here did say that u can see some muscle tone and her skin is nice. I think that in a world where celebrities all get back into a size two a month after birth we are conditioned to just expect that. I think for once she looks like a NORMAL person. I know...it's not hot....it's just common. All in all....let's give brit a break...at least on the weight wars. Now on K-Fed..LET LOOSE!!!

By Anonymous, on 5:30 AM
She Doesnt Look All That Fat,
Shes Just Alittle More...
Bigger

By Anonymous, on 12:41 AM
Well if i had a small portion of the money she had I would allow my body to sag for as long as I wanted! I sure wouldnt give a F! She has a beautiful face and can get back into shape anytime she wants. Let her enjoy some time with her new bub.

By Anonymous, on 4:34 AM
I never liked you more than I do now Britney!! You are not afraid to show your human side.....the non-perfect side! And that is worth more than trying to be something you're not...I say if you are healthy, then so be it, and enjoy the riches in your life, which now includes your son! So you gained some weight? whoopty freakin doo

By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Ok first thing britney spears is not really that big especially after having a baby man.infact she doesn't look the way she does because she's "ugly", because shes not ugly she is making her self look like this on purpose (DUH!!). And she doesn't have an "average" voice she has real BIG! talent, and if she doesn't sound like she got much talent it's because shes EXPERiMENTING and shes doing that on purpose. i think that britney is one of the greatest artist of all time (at least pop artist) infact she is the only pop artist i like.i'm more hip hop rap and R&B but i love britney she mixes her style up it's not just bubble gum pop it's rock hip hop R&B everything!!!!.she truly has an ear for music.i loved her since i was 7 (and now i'm 15)and no i'm not saying this because i'm a fan because i really don't care about all that infact i hate it when fans get all weird about celebritys but i'm saying this nice stuff about britney because it's true (by the way i'm a boy i don't know why you have to be a girl to like brits music?)yeah she may not have the best stomach in the world now but she does still have really nice legs and a booty like a sista ( i think britney ended that whole thing about white girl got no booty,because brits booty is really big i love it.) like i always say jessica simpson got the boobs britney spears got the butt (and i love britney's thick but still in shape legs)and even with her acne she sometimes gets and her belly hanging out she is still fine you have to admit.she may not have the same body like the old britney BUT maybe she'll work on her singing more! i think she already has a good voice but maybe on her break with her kid and her other kid on the way (if thats true) she'll find time for that AND get her old body back.i think the only bad thing shes done wrong was merry kevin faderline and smoke but thats pretty much it she seems like a really good person.i just think it's so funny theres so many jealous haters out there. and don't lie and so ur not jealous if ur being mean or you wouldn't be saying mean stuff.it's like justin timberlake i can't stand that man but it's for a reason it's cause he's stupid and he made that stupid childish video AND he keeps trying to act all hood now that he is doing a more hip hop/R&B sound what a loser i even heard one of his songs and he used and beat that sounded a whole heck of a lot like britney's beat (one of brits more hip hop sounding ones) and with kevin i have a reason not to like him because he played shar jackson shar was just as pretty as britney and they had two kids so he's dumb.and madonna......ok well i don't actually have a REAL reason not to like madonna i just don't lol.anyways my point is the only reason to not like her is for stealing shars exboyfriend but thats pretty much the only reason (and no you cannot not like her for smoking i bet almost everyone on this site has a loved one who smokes and you do nothing mean do them.)and also why u wanna mess up brits carreer? i mean i don't like justin timberlake but doesn't mean i want him to loose all his fans and all his money and you know why? it's because i'm a good person and even though i think justin is a loser (like kevin) i still am happy for any hard working person who succeeds. anyways i hope i did something to make MOST of you people less stupid :-)

By Theblackwhitechild, on 2:24 PM
this site is te most dumdest site ever I just came across it and I found out people don't have nothing better to do Infact I feel dumd for even wasting time writing but what done is done. people find somthing to do go out and find a job.Iam leaveing this sh**. lol

By Anonymous, on 3:39 AM
"She is so old now..fat..ugly"
Seriously, people, I bet every new mom would dream of looking like this! WTF happened to the beauty standard? Apparently guys get off to banging skeletons and concentration camp inmates..!!! She is buff, she is NOT fat at all!! She just has a little more than she used to, for crying out loud! But I guess, women have to look like Heidi Klum 5 min. after delivery nowadays, makeup still intact..I´d love to see a guy go through pregnancy and the bodychange, you would all look like Moby Dick and still think you´re hot.
I am soooooo disgusted.

By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
i swear ive seen thses pictures before, like months ago!

By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM
Oh, for Christ's sake. I hate Britney Spears as much as the next person, but the woman is not fat. These ridiculous beauty standards have got to stop.

By Holly Golightly, on 12:34 PM
She's freaking HOT for a mom.

Just wait until you get married and you wife cranks out a baby. You'll be wishing she looked this good.

By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
She looks a lot like Kerry Katona these days, a true pram-face.

By Anonymous, on 3:52 AM
She doesn't look that bad for a new mom BUT she has to be held to a higher standard because she obviously has money for a nanny, a trainer, and liposuction...and she has only taken advantage of one of those. I always thought she was ugly anyway.

By Anonymous, on 7:14 AM
to all these fat, beastly moms that are posting comments about britney not being in bad shape; what are you talking about? my mom, sister, and ex-wife all had multiple children and never turned into a fat pile of shit. stop making excuses for these lazy, fat, bon-bon eating cunts that gain 60-100 lbs and say it's due to having a baby. have you not seen these women from other countries that have 5-10 children and are not a pound overweight? we just happen to live in a society that is lazy and makes excuses for everything. face the facts; britney probably didn't do a damn thing but sit around and shove food in her mouth during her pregnancy and now it shows. so please shut the hell up and go stuff your faces with krispy kremes you filthy swine.

By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
I'll bet that good-for-nothing motherfucker who left that last comment is a blob the size of Jabba the Hutt. He probably thinks that while it's cool for HIM to weigh 400 lbs. (to the point his tiny 3-inch dick is lost in the folds of flab)any woman who weighs over 100 lbs. is a cow unworthy of a second look. There's probably a VERY GOOD reason why that ex-wife who didn't gain an ounce through her many pregnancies is an EX. She realized what a useless piece of shit she was married to! Stop guzzling beer, drop the PlayStation 3, read a book (you DO know what a book is, right?) and get a real LIFE you FAT FUCK. Oh, and get some help for your kiddie-porn addiction, fucking lowlife!

By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
Her body is fine for a mother
i bet half of you are fat old men.

By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
britney is fat.and i am very small to your side. and she´s a bad singer

By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
Those pics are veeeeeeery generous to her actual shape.
I saw the bikini ones, and she IS a fat cow.
I guess people who's trying to defend her in the forum are mostly fat girls too.
If you are, move your fat ass and go make some sports, it will make your life lasts longer.
It's not at all a matter of being superficial about how people looks.
Any doctor would say you that a REASONABLE slim shape is the best thing to have for your own health.
Too much fat KILLS people.
If you aren't, and you're just thinking that's "insensitive" to judge Britney because of her belly's size, i'd like to remind you that she based her career almost ENTIRELY on her image.
That's HER fault.
If she was a pretty good singer, nobody would care about her shape.
Missy Elliot wasn't exactly Miss Fitness when she became famous, ya know.
If you base your career on how you look, you better look good.

By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Seriously I hate it when people try to defend a celeb's weight, because they are rich as hell and can get back in shape easily with all their fucking personal trainers and nutritionists without being totally anorexic. I mean right now I weigh 117 with a height of 5'4'and even though doctors would say your weight is fine, I do not like how I look so I'm gonna lose like 9 lbs. My point is that if I am able to lose 9 lbs. then Britney can easily lose like 25. It's really weird how ''normal'' people will call you anorexic when the issue is not even about you but the fact that they're all unhappy with their own weights. It's sad how even though so much money is spent on diets in america so many people are overweight and women try to make themselves feel better by saying they're curvy while in reality they're not. Curvy is defined by having an hourglass shape,(large breasts,a narrow waist,and a round booty). Women who have a stomach that's like an overweight or obese man are not curvy they are fat, and shapeless. And by the way to anyone who has the idea that anorexia is this gigantic epedemic and that all girls want to look like kate bosworth, you are idiots who have been blinded by the media.In reality a large percentage of teen girls are overweight and eat the high fat american diet which leads to many health problems. Everyone has a choice and ultimately it's there decision to do what they want with there bodies so both extremes of the scale will face the fatal consequences that come with their stupid decisions, unless they change.

By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM