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James Bond is a Girl

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Roger Moore may have been gayer than sunshine, but at least he could drive a standard. Bond No. 5 sounds like a lameduck--worse than Pierce Brosnan. What was that show he and Stephanie Zimbalist starred in back in the 80's? Remington Steele? Something like that. I digress. It sounds like it's becoming difficult to distinguish Bond from Austin Powers these days.

By Gonzo, on 5:29 PM
Who cares if he can't drive a stick? I think its time for Bond to settle down, get married, have kids, and get a minvan which last time I looked are automatic.

By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
nasty freckles on that thing. gross. she is not hot, and just simply looks like the type who has no problem showing her freckled tits to the world.

By BLEH, on 7:23 PM
Why do you have to insult girls like that? I am a girl and most of my friends are girls and we are brawnier than this guy. Even I can drive a standard and I still have my front teeth.

This guy can't even get a tan without getting injured. Sheesh! Wussyman.

By Momo, on 9:13 PM
that girl is so ugly! did her stepdad take these pictures of her in a basement or something? you can see the lighting set up in the reflection of the mirror(3rdpic)...tacky.

By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
I hated Pierce.
So Craig still has my approval thus far.

By ObviouslyInsayne, on 11:41 PM
Daniel Craig is a pussy. Any man that can't drive stick is. I am a woman and have never even owned a car that is automatic. Seriously, get some balls.

By Anonymous, on 6:09 AM
What's wrong with freckles ??
At least it means you can actually see her skin (and real boobs) instead of your stereotyped blonde bimbo with the fake tits, all-over tan and three inches deep make-up ...
At least this dirl is fresh and kinda sultry at the same time (it's the eyes )

By Anonymous, on 6:14 AM
eva's got beautiful eyes.. but those tits are sagging!

By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
the freckles are tolerable - after all, hohan's the queen of those

By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM
1. Freckles aren't nasty. They're kisses from the sun, or whatever that crap was my mom used to tell me;

2. The girl isn't ugly, she's just got a bad photographer, bad make-up artist, and needs an eyebrow brush; oh, and check out the adam's apple in the first pic, the photographer is so bad he/she doesn't even know how to pose her;

3. I'll take Pierce any day over Roger with that awful mole.

By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
I thought Pierce was a good bond stuck in bad, boring movies.

From what Ive seen of the new guy he doesnt fit the bond image. Just my 2 cents...

By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
She's hot! You men with your 300 pound wives can talk all you want... you could NEVER get a chick like that!

By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
Check out the last pic. Nice photography equipment in the mirror.

By Todd, on 9:58 AM
Sure anyone could get a chick like that...just buzz down the Strip at about 2am and you're bound to find half a dozen starlet wannabes way prettier than this nasty piece of trash. You just have to tell them you're a big shot Holywood producer...

Anyways, not only could you get a chick like that (or prettier) pretty easy, you could probably do a better photo shoot with a 3.2 Mp camera in a hotel room!

By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
This movie's gonna suck donkey dongs.

By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
This movie has a strong "straight to video" vibe. Daniel Craig isn't attractive, and Eva isn't anything special either. I say take Eva out, pop in Jake Gyllenhaal and have him give Craig a lesson on driving stick.

By SweetBloggings, on 1:15 PM
Daniel Craig is smokin' - nice piece of ass.

By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
I don't think she's bad at all. Freckles and all.

By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
The relentless snarking about this movie is so much more entertaining than Casino Royale could ever hope to be. Thanks for the laughs, people!

P.S. Prickly heat hurts like a motherfucker, but Daniel Craig is still a wuss.

By JAFO, on 3:19 PM
Eva Green = Hot, delicious, beautiful woman. Give me the baby lotion, nail files, and wet wipes and I'd give this gal a day at the spa she'd never forget!

By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
I wonder if Daniel Craig will reveal his mangina in the film?

Oh and to the poster above. I understand having the wet wipes and baby lotion, but where does the nail file fit in?

By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
Daniel Craig also has a three inch dick to add to that list. You can see his little problem if you SEARCH for it.

By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
Don't know much about the new Bond except he's having an unhealthy dose of bad luck.

I wonder if they'll end up replacing him for the role?

By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
That doesn't sound girly. Nail clippers? Nails need to be short and dull, no sharp edges. Lotion? FOR THE MOTION! Baby Wipes? Clean-up!! Sounds like Daniel just likes to relieve some tension in between scenes.

By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
Craig was cool in Layer Cake, but not good enough to play 007. I miss Pierce Bronson! I know I was just a kid when Remington Steele aired - but I loved that show!

The new Bond girl is too average looking. Hopefully the production's make-up artist and hair stylists are magicians.

A proper Bond girl is lush, oozes sex appeal, is exotic - a true hottie. A girl not only Bond wants, but female audience members might want too.

Halle Berry & Denise Richards are perfect examples of what a Bond Girl should be.

I have no plans to watch the movie in theaters. I'll rent it from Blockbuster Online when the DVD is released (probably a month after the theatrical run). I can't wait!

By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
You guys are just jealous. Nothing is more beautiful than a woman covered with freckles! In fact, I won't even date a woman unless she has freckles. There are entire web sites dedicated to us Freckle-Lovers, and over 1,000 of us can't be wrong. Eva Green is the best Bond woman ever! It's about time freckled women get their due. Remember a woman without freckles is like a night without stars.

By Freckluvr, on 10:31 AM
I guess you people are eating your words now. The new Bond flick is one of the best, and Craig brings more dimension to the character than anyone else who has been Bond. Eva Green has always been beautiful and the fact that she has flaws only makes her more attractive.

By J, on 11:17 PM
you are all stupid thouse photos arent tacky just because they are not black and white with just her eyes in color or some bullshit like that, and just because you got your new digital camera doesn't mean you are a pro.

By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM