ridiculously huge insect-like mega-sunglasses - check fashion victim shoes barely peeking out from over-the-top bell bottoms - check t-shirt with slogan that includes the word "shit", to enhance her "image" - check retarded coy head tilt in every photo - check
I hate that song! She can't even sing! What's with that whispery, breathy, baby talk, annoying, trying too hard too be sexy and not succeding voice? Somebody punch her please.
Okay, I understand pam has seen her better days. But you know, she's 40(?) and for being "old" (as some of you seem to think) I know damn well you won't look as hot as her at 40. Sure, she needs to tone down the boobage, and the drawn on eyebrows, and the raspy hair, but thats the pornstar look she goes for and i think that at her age, she looks great. Hell, if my mom tried that, I might die.
why is she holding her shirt like that? it says shit! OMG!!!! too bad i got sent to the office for saying that in third grade jessica. grow up would you?
actually jessica is the SECOND worst singer ever...how can u forget about her "wonderful" sister Ashlee??? even william hung is more entertaining than these two fake barbies
I like how 6-10 yrs ago her dad was a youth minster and Jessica only wnted to sing christian music and be a role model for young girls. Guess that doesn't pay much, so now it's Pimp Daddy Joe and his slutty daughters.
you mde a good point about her gawd-awful video/butchering of 'these boots.' how can she say she was protecting her image and then release that shit? hypocrit.
Somebody needs to check the pressure on those lips ASAP. I suspect they're only rated for 35psi, but it looks like she's pushing somewhere around 80-90psi. That'll make for a bumpy ride. Improper inflation--how many accidents does it take to make people read the warning labels???
Um, I hate to state the obvious here, but Lachapelle shot Carmen Electra and what's-his-face's wedding invitation photos. I mean, don't get me wrong, the Simpson's are annoying as hell, but, uhh, when your resume includes hanging out with Pam Anderson and shooting X-tina's "Dirrty" video, I'm not sure you are really in a position to throw stones, dude. Maybe they don't have ENOUGH plastic to start earning Dave's respect as an artiste. He's not exactly Annie Leibowitz here, people.
the shirt thing can be explained pretty easily i think, it's in fact a long practiced girl-trick called the "if i pull it down i might look more svelte," also known as "FUCK people i told you i didn't want the medium"
Hmm.. or maybe she got her period or has her period and she leaked.... I dunno.... whatever she's doing she looks like a freakin idiot. GOD I can't believe this bitch is bringing out her own line of shoes now. And of course her parents are right there with her.. whoring her out to the public. How she or her sister are still famous is beyond me. All b/c of that stupid ass comment she made about tuna.... *SIGH*
Come on people stop hating, and 6:13 you are such a nut job,you have such a sick mind. I bet you are big,tall over 6 feet in height and you suffer extreme alopecia. This site is about Jess and her sister's troubles not about your pre-op procedure.
david lachapelle is an established music video director, accomplished photographer, and up and coming movie director ("rize"). the only critical acclaim i can give ashlee and jessica is that their voices can cause my balls to climb up back into my body.
god she's so gross. she must have semen stains on her jeans.
and i hate that video she uses for pizza or something, with her "these boots are made for walkin' " song.. she's the worst singer ever, seriously. she has no clue what a good singer sounds like.
"david lachapelle is an established music video director, accomplished photographer, and up and coming movie director ("rize"). the only critical acclaim i can give ashlee and jessica is that their voices can cause my balls to climb up back into my body."
That MIGHT be because you are clearly gay AND in love with David LaChapelle. Dave Chappelle is more talented that David LaChapelle, so climb off his jock dude.
Look at that dude. He's totally trying to check out her fake tits. I agree with every negative(true) thing said on here about her. Why won't she just go away? please, oh please make it stop!!!!
K, don't be silly. I doubt there are many women more effeminate looking than Jessica, and there's no way she had her lips done. And yes, becoming whorish is hypocritcal of her, but regardless Lachappelle is a whiney moron and has been one since Jessica initially canceled the shoot. At the time she wanted to preserve her image; big deal. Some people just need to get over themselves. "I realise now that is an impossible task"...he's just concerned about ruining whatever credibility they have because his ego was hurt. In my eyes, he's ruining his own. Seems like a conceted asshole.
Lachapelle is just pissed off because, they didn't see eye to eye with the theme of the photoshoot. Good for them. Now I see why Madonna fired his creepy queer ass from doing the Hung Up video!!
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black roots - check
hair extensions - check
stupid blank look on her man face - check
yeah, that's jessica simpson alright.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
lol ^
you forgot:
ridiculously huge insect-like mega-sunglasses - check
fashion victim shoes barely peeking out from over-the-top bell bottoms - check
t-shirt with slogan that includes the word "shit", to enhance her "image" - check
retarded coy head tilt in every photo - check
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
What the hell is she doing with that shirt in every single picture? I don't know. But it makes me want to slap her.
Even more than usual.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
I hate that song! She can't even sing! What's with that whispery, breathy, baby talk, annoying, trying too hard too be sexy and not succeding voice? Somebody punch her please.
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
Okay, I understand pam has seen her better days. But you know, she's 40(?) and for being "old" (as some of you seem to think) I know damn well you won't look as hot as her at 40. Sure, she needs to tone down the boobage, and the drawn on eyebrows, and the raspy hair, but thats the pornstar look she goes for and i think that at her age, she looks great. Hell, if my mom tried that, I might die.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
why is she holding her shirt like that? it says shit! OMG!!!! too bad i got sent to the office for saying that in third grade jessica. grow up would you?
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
it looks like she wet herself and is pulling her shirt down to hide it.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
Maybe she's hiding her dick with that shirt.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
Come on you guys, lets be nice. Maybe she really likes her shirt, I know I do.
K-Fed
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
jessica is the worst singer EEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRRR
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
actually jessica is the SECOND worst singer ever...how can u forget about her "wonderful" sister Ashlee??? even william hung is more entertaining than these two fake barbies
By ice_queen, on 7:19 PM
I like how 6-10 yrs ago her dad was a youth minster and Jessica only wnted to sing christian music and be a role model for young girls. Guess that doesn't pay much, so now it's Pimp Daddy Joe and his slutty daughters.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
you mde a good point about her gawd-awful video/butchering of 'these boots.' how can she say she was protecting her image and then release that shit? hypocrit.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Somebody needs to check the pressure on those lips ASAP. I suspect they're only rated for 35psi, but it looks like she's pushing somewhere around 80-90psi. That'll make for a bumpy ride. Improper inflation--how many accidents does it take to make people read the warning labels???
Maybe it's an allergic reaction to Pizza Hut.
By Gonzo, on 8:52 PM
Um, I hate to state the obvious here, but Lachapelle shot Carmen Electra and what's-his-face's wedding invitation photos. I mean, don't get me wrong, the Simpson's are annoying as hell, but, uhh, when your resume includes hanging out with Pam Anderson and shooting X-tina's "Dirrty" video, I'm not sure you are really in a position to throw stones, dude. Maybe they don't have ENOUGH plastic to start earning Dave's respect as an artiste. He's not exactly Annie Leibowitz here, people.
By The Songstress, on 9:33 PM
the shirt thing can be explained pretty easily i think, it's in fact a long practiced girl-trick called the "if i pull it down i might look more svelte," also known as "FUCK people i told you i didn't want the medium"
By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
since Britney has taken a break Jessica has tried to take her place
who would have thought that she would SUCK at trying to sound sexy and breathy in a song...atleast Brit pulls that off well and can DANCE HER ASS OFF
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
does anyone else wonder why she is holding out her shirt in a very awkward fashion??? Whats the deal?
By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM
Maybe she's got camel toe and she's trying to hide it...? :S
By Anonymous, on 1:01 AM
Hmm.. or maybe she got her period or has her period and she leaked....
I dunno.... whatever she's doing she looks like a freakin idiot.
GOD I can't believe this bitch is bringing out her own line of shoes now.
And of course her parents are right there with her.. whoring her out to the public.
How she or her sister are still famous is beyond me.
All b/c of that stupid ass comment she made about tuna.... *SIGH*
By Anonymous, on 1:14 AM
Come on people stop hating, and 6:13 you are such a nut job,you have such a sick mind. I bet you are big,tall over 6 feet in height and you suffer extreme alopecia. This site is about Jess and her sister's troubles not about your pre-op procedure.
By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM
david lachapelle is an established music video director, accomplished photographer, and up and coming movie director ("rize"). the only critical acclaim i can give ashlee and jessica is that their voices can cause my balls to climb up back into my body.
By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
she's a man, baby!
god she's so gross. she must have semen stains on her jeans.
and i hate that video she uses for pizza or something, with her "these boots are made for walkin' " song.. she's the worst singer ever, seriously. she has no clue what a good singer sounds like.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
"david lachapelle is an established music video director, accomplished photographer, and up and coming movie director ("rize"). the only critical acclaim i can give ashlee and jessica is that their voices can cause my balls to climb up back into my body."
That MIGHT be because you are clearly gay AND in love with David LaChapelle. Dave Chappelle is more talented that David LaChapelle, so climb off his jock dude.
By The Songstress, on 12:38 PM
Look at that dude. He's totally trying to check out her fake tits.
I agree with every negative(true) thing said on here about her.
Why won't she just go away? please, oh please make it stop!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
K, don't be silly. I doubt there are many women more effeminate looking than Jessica, and there's no way she had her lips done. And yes, becoming whorish is hypocritcal of her, but regardless Lachappelle is a whiney moron and has been one since Jessica initially canceled the shoot. At the time she wanted to preserve her image; big deal. Some people just need to get over themselves. "I realise now that is an impossible task"...he's just concerned about ruining whatever credibility they have because his ego was hurt. In my eyes, he's ruining his own. Seems like a conceted asshole.
By ok, on 6:01 PM
Lachapelle is just pissed off because, they didn't see eye to eye with the theme of the photoshoot. Good for them. Now I see why Madonna fired his creepy queer ass from doing the Hung Up video!!
By Anonymous, on 5:32 AM
He's suing them for $10,000?
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
ok, if you actually beleive she didn't have her lips done then you must be retarded in some way.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
why is she pulling on her shirt like that
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
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