According to a Vanity Fair article published several years ago, her mom claimed Jessica's IQ is in the 160 range. I'm thinking they added that last zero.
bullshit. a couple of interviews ago she was just blaming her "fun" "bubbly" "open" personality. now its her bosses. her daddy was the boss on the show and everyone knows it.
that ditziness was part of her appeal. what's left of her but looks? it seems that now she's single she wants to portray an image that may not necessarily be the real jessica. probably not a good idea.
does anyone give a shit about what this bimbo has to say..please people..for all of our sakes..lets just let her, her sister and her creepy as hell "father" go away..please.
That is such a LOAD OF CRAP!!! I had a few friends that worked on the show and IT WAS ALL REAL!
Papa Joe is a super control freak that is difficult to work with and the final product the world saw each week... There was barely enough material to fill an entire show. They actually cut out all the stuff that made her look like a truly dumb bitch and left in the cutesy dumb stuff. And by the why, she does treat people like lowly shitbags... Not a nice person AT ALL!
wasn't her dad a preacher? and now he's some kind of pimp. i know being a preacher and being in showbiz aren't mutually exclusive, but something just doesn't seem right about what he does. can i get a witness?!
Are we sure that Tom Cruise and Scientology aren't behind this whole "Simpson" clan? There's just enough annoying and creepy oogie factor in the whole thing to make you wonder what's really going on.
Sorry, I mean, if any of us still really cared one little teeny tiny bitty bit what these people do.
Her physical look and her face (especially her mouth and looks) are so of a low-IQ'ed perosn that it's hard for me to believe that she's smart... anyway I wouldn't hire her for my company and wouldn't go to a movie she plays in..
I think Nick was the truly lucky one here. He got away from her. And, I still think it is possible and would be fun if he continued his career and ended up much "bigger" then her! I really don't see any talent or good looks involved with her. She is a spoiled brat, and ended up being a cheating whore. And, she was calling Nick for flirting with others!!!
SHE SICKENS ME!!!! I thought she was as cute as a bug when Newlyweds began but my the time it ended I could see such a difference in here. Nick, consider yourself lucky to get the hell out while the gettin' is good!
Puhlease! After 2 seasons of Newlyweds and that dumb variety show, she is just realizing that she was being portrayed as "stupid"? Talk about...STUPID. haha. Sure Jess, blame it on the script. I didn't even know you can READ.
I agree with her! Someone worth 100 million dollars who gets married in the state of California with no Pre-nup is very smart....er...wait a minute....
Joe produced the show so I guess maybe she needs to look at her Daddy or maybe that 30mil she made last year will make it all better. I used to be able to tolerate her but she is getting on my nereves. Makeing another movie she couldn't act in Dukes of hazards and now she is making another movie,Thats a big LOL!!!! Heck she cant even act in her proactive commericals, but what do I know I aint got 30mil!
You people need to give Jessica a break, she is smarter than alot of people think. The girl is worth 100 million dollars, now she didn't make that much money by looks alone.
Backlash baby!!The public has spoken. Her little song and dance is getting OLD. Men liked her cause she had the hot and innocent southern bell thing going. Now, she's just an over-exposed, slightly talented, cheating dumb blonde with fading looks(plastic surgery anyone?). Build them up to take them apart. Nature of the beast. Hope u're saving your money Jess.
Anon 8:56 PLEASE! You can thank pimp daddy for that. I still do not understand why she and Pimp Daddy got all the profits from the Newlyweds or marketing that came as a result of that show. What was Nick a prop needed to make the Simpsons rich. I know kids that went to school with her here in Texas and they all say she is "intellectually challenged to an extreme." I hope Nick hired a pit bull attorney and he gets his share plus. He deserves punitive damages just for having the Simpsons specially Pimp Daddy as in-laws.
I don't like her. She's too superfical and so into herself. It's sickening. I couldn't believe Nick put up with all that dumb blonde crap. I thought he was way too mature for her. She looked totally annoyed at him when he would watch football games. Sometimes she would make him feel like crap. I didn'tlike that about her. He needs a woman who will sit next to him and cheer for the team and not sit there and pout. It didn't look like an act to me. You can't fake that stuff. She had a good husband and just used that show to make money. That's sad. People getting married to do a reality show and make millions off it. When the show's over she files for divorce. Some christian family values, huh? Her dad's creepy. If she let her dad interfere in her marriage, then she doesn't deserve a great guy like Nick, and he's much better off without her. The more perfect they tried to appear, the stranger it seemed to get. Hope Papa Joe invests their money wisely. I don't think they'll be around for much longer. How many reality shows can you do? I didn't see dukes of hazzard because I won't contribute to her cause. I think she has a nice voice, but I would never buy a record because she's such a fake. If one of her songs comes on the radio, I change it. I can't help it, but her voice annoys me now. I think she's a hypocrite. Her sister's annoying too. A reality show for her too. My God, why do these people think the world cares so much about their lives. Their dad is a money hungry control freak. If they don't like to hear people criticize them, they shouldn't put their personal lives on national television for everyone to see. You just open yourself up to it. It comes with the territory. There's a very high price to pay for making millions off of reality shows, daddy dearest.
My sister told me she watched making of the video for "Boots". She said it was very disturbing to see Jessica's dad sitting there getting his rocks off watching his daughter dance and shake her stuff in a bikini around the car. My dad always tells us to put a towel on when he's coming around the pool. I could never perform like that in front of my father. What's next? Pose for a playboy shoot in front of daddy? Oh, but she's such a holy, holy. She would never do that. Yeah, right.
When my husband saw her boots video, he said "dam, that's nick's wife? I know we're just regular folk, and maybe alittle old fashioned, but my husband would have a huge problem with me dancing in a bikini all over a car, for men all over the world to lust over. I told my husband, it's not just nick and jessica's marriage, it's more like nick, jessica and daddy's marriage. It seems like she has to do what her father says regardless of how her husband feels. I know nick said he was happy for her and all, but I'm sure it must have bothered him. I think her father is sick. Nick, get as far away from them as you can and don't look back. On one episode of newlyweds, her clothes were all over the place on the floor. It was pathetic. She couldn't even hang up her stuff. If that was just acting, her father made her look like a total idiot and he only has himself to blame for making her do that crap. Nick was even nice enough to give her her own closet as a gift. Everything was organized and hung up in order. She was so happy she had a closet. Later in the season, jessica suggested to nick they adopt a baby because she thought their friend's baby was cute. What does she think a mother does, play with the kid and put it on a shelf when she's tired of it. Nick said he wanted to have their own child before thinking about adopting. But no, jessica didn't want the stretch marks i guess, because she wasn't anywhere near interested in giving her husband a child. Maybe daddy wouldn't approve. After all, without her perfect body, how would she make money? I think nick was lucky not to have a kid with her. She's not mommy material. It's not for everyone.
Re:Post8:19. My cousin was an extra/dancer for that video also. He said he was getting all hot and bothered until he noticed that Jessica was directing her dancing/ etc at her dad who was right there in front and grossed him out. He heard from one of the people on the car wash set that it was the same. That is sick. My daddy is always telling me that I need more clothes and giving me the "lady"and "slut" lecture. I guess Jessica's dad is telling her to take off clothes and slut makes money . Yuck
I remember watching that stupid show at a friend's house and it was the episode where they went to Home Depot and she did nothing but bitch and moan. I admit Nick took it in good stride but of course that was scripted. Even so, I guess he should get alimony just for dealing with that snotty bitch and her dad that has incestual tendences for her for as long as he did. I wouldn't be surprised if he caught her sucking her daddy off.
5:12, don't have a heart attack, Nick will get his half. And yes he does have a pit bull attorney, one of Hollywood's best, but he isn't getting spousal support, whether he checked the box or filled it in with a fucking crayola crayon!!
What's this, she's making another movie?! I hear Dane Cook is in it. He's hilarious I love his work, but I don't think I'll go see it because Simpson's in it.
Bitch, if you're so smart, then realize that mating with your father is not the best way to get ahead in this business! Oh wait a minute...maybe it IS the best way. You are a genius! She's the biggest dick tease in the universe. I personally think she's a lesbian and hates men because her father molested her as a child. That's not always the case of course, but for her I believe it is. She's such a hideous horse-face...I think Nick and her dad had to put a paper bag over her head to fuck her or they took her up the ass. She seems the type to like ass sex. Nasty bitch.
Aww.. be nice! I think she is really pretty and she has a great voice. Yeah, her dads kinda creepy, but at the end of the day he's trying to protect his daughter.
I had a feeling after newlyweds was over, they would split. Some celebrities have no respect for the sanctity of marriage. They marry someone, then they work on a movie or music video, hook up with someone else or they "grow apart". Then there's a huge scandle all over the media, so and so's getting divorced! WOW! I'm so sick of hearing about celebrities' drama. Thank God Nick was smart enough not to have a baby with Jessica. She's too selfish to be a mother. He deserves someone who will love him and give him the family he wants and deserves. I think he'd make a great dad. I could see him coaching his kid's baseball team or something. Jessica wouldn't be into stuff like that. She'd just sit there and pout about how bored she is, file her nails, and worry about her jimmy chu shoes getting dirty. He's WAY better off without her.
If I was her I'd get away from that sleasy father of hers. She's old enough to make it on her own. But I guess if she was "really smart" she'd figure that out. LOL...
JESSICA SIMPSON IS SUCH A SELF CENTERED BITCH! HER MUSIC SUCKS! SHE SINGS EVERYONE ELSES SONGS! NICK IS GOING TO DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN HER WHINEY BITCHY ASS! SHE REALLY FUCKED UP ON LOSING HIM! AT LEAST HE'S NOT ALL INTO HIMSELF LIKE THAT SPOILED BITCH!
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She's stupid, fake and hideous. I hate her dad for forcing her down our throats.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
nice roots. rich famous people have no excuse for that.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
^ lol! and the blonde guy is her hairstylist/best friend! seriously!
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
f***in' hate roots...
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
noticing that same 'butt chin'... anyone else?
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
According to a Vanity Fair article published several years ago, her mom claimed Jessica's IQ is in the 160 range. I'm thinking they added that last zero.
By Suburban Spy, on 10:56 AM
bullshit. a couple of interviews ago she was just blaming her "fun" "bubbly" "open" personality. now its her bosses. her daddy was the boss on the show and everyone knows it.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
that ditziness was part of her appeal. what's left of her but looks? it seems that now she's single she wants to portray an image that may not necessarily be the real jessica. probably not a good idea.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
*COUGH*bullshit*COUGH*
By isecore, on 11:18 AM
does anyone give a shit about what this bimbo has to say..please people..for all of our sakes..lets just let her, her sister and her creepy as hell "father" go away..please.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
That is such a LOAD OF CRAP!!!
I had a few friends that worked on the show and IT WAS ALL REAL!
Papa Joe is a super control freak that is difficult to work with and the final product the world saw each week... There was barely enough material to fill an entire show. They actually cut out all the stuff that made her look like a truly dumb bitch and left in the cutesy dumb stuff. And by the why, she does treat people like lowly shitbags... Not a nice person AT ALL!
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
wasn't her dad a preacher? and now he's some kind of pimp. i know being a preacher and being in showbiz aren't mutually exclusive, but something just doesn't seem right about what he does. can i get a witness?!
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
Please don't ruin another movie, Jessica, because you can't act for poo!
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
sorry Jess I'm not buying it. Your not that good of an actress. LOL
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Are we sure that Tom Cruise and Scientology aren't behind this whole "Simpson" clan? There's just enough annoying and creepy oogie factor in the whole thing to make you wonder what's really going on.
Sorry, I mean, if any of us still really cared one little teeny tiny bitty bit what these people do.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
I should think following a script would up grade her personality somewhat.. She had to memorize it.. brain retention. hahahah
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
I use to like Jessica......until she turned into a cheating whore.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
Her physical look and her face (especially her mouth and looks) are so of a low-IQ'ed perosn that it's hard for me to believe that she's smart... anyway I wouldn't hire her for my company and wouldn't go to a movie she plays in..
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Oh please.
You hate your "dumb" image.
That was natural.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Jessica always has the "RCA Dog" look about her. It's as if she saw something shiny or heard a strange noise and isn't quite sure what to make of it.
The new "troutmouth" doesn't exactly help.
Urrr?
By Gonzo, on 2:38 PM
"Her physical look and her face ...are so of a low-IQed person..."
What the hell does that mean? Did I miss the memo that says we've reverted to using eugenics to make our decisions?
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
I think Nick was the truly lucky one here. He got away from her. And, I still think it is possible and would be fun if he continued his career and ended up much "bigger" then her! I really don't see any talent or good looks involved with her. She is a spoiled brat, and ended up being a cheating whore. And, she was calling Nick for flirting with others!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
SHE SICKENS ME!!!! I thought she was as cute as a bug when Newlyweds began but my the time it ended I could see such a difference in here. Nick, consider yourself lucky to get the hell out while the gettin' is good!
By One Stoned Kat, on 2:56 PM
Puhlease! After 2 seasons of Newlyweds and that dumb variety show, she is just realizing that she was being portrayed as "stupid"? Talk about...STUPID. haha. Sure Jess, blame it on the script. I didn't even know you can READ.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
I agree with her! Someone worth 100 million dollars who gets married in the state of California with no Pre-nup is very smart....er...wait a minute....
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
"F" her!!! She ruined the best thing ever to come out of the 70's, The Dukes of Hazzard. Just for that I should get half of her money!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Ok sweetie, it's either the dumb blonde image or the sleasy skank image.
Choose one. Call us.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM
Joe produced the show so I guess maybe she needs to look at her Daddy or maybe that 30mil she made last year will make it all better. I used to be able to tolerate her but she is getting on my nereves. Makeing another movie she couldn't act in Dukes of hazards and now she is making another movie,Thats a big LOL!!!! Heck she cant even act in her proactive commericals, but what do I know I aint got 30mil!
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
You people need to give Jessica a break, she is smarter than alot of people think. The girl is worth 100 million dollars, now she didn't make that much money by looks alone.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
Backlash baby!!The public has spoken. Her little song and dance is getting OLD. Men liked her cause she had the hot and innocent southern bell thing going. Now, she's just an over-exposed, slightly talented, cheating dumb blonde with fading looks(plastic surgery anyone?).
Build them up to take them apart. Nature of the beast.
Hope u're saving your money Jess.
By Ducky, on 10:19 PM
That's right! She didn't make that kind of money with looks alone....Daddy certainly helped!
By Dana, on 3:15 AM
Anon 8:56 PLEASE! You can thank pimp daddy for that. I still do not understand why she and Pimp Daddy got all the profits from the Newlyweds or marketing that came as a result of that show. What was Nick a prop needed to make the Simpsons rich. I know kids that went to school with her here in Texas and they all say she is "intellectually challenged to an extreme." I hope Nick hired a pit bull attorney and he gets his share plus. He deserves punitive damages just for having the Simpsons specially Pimp Daddy as in-laws.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 AM
I don't like her. She's too superfical and so into herself. It's sickening. I couldn't believe Nick put up with all that dumb blonde crap. I thought he was way too mature for her. She looked totally annoyed at him when he would watch football games. Sometimes she would make him feel like crap. I didn'tlike that about her. He needs a woman who will sit next to him and cheer for the team and not sit there and pout. It didn't look like an act to me. You can't fake that stuff. She had a good husband and just used that show to make money. That's sad. People getting married to do a reality show and make millions off it. When the show's over she files for divorce. Some christian family values, huh? Her dad's creepy. If she let her dad interfere in her marriage, then she doesn't deserve a great guy like Nick, and he's much better off without her. The more perfect they tried to appear, the stranger it seemed to get. Hope Papa Joe invests their money wisely. I don't think they'll be around for much longer. How many reality shows can you do? I didn't see dukes of hazzard because I won't contribute to her cause. I think she has a nice voice, but I would never buy a record because she's such a fake. If one of her songs comes on the radio, I change it. I can't help it, but her voice annoys me now. I think she's a hypocrite. Her sister's annoying too. A reality show for her too. My God, why do these people think the world cares so much about their lives. Their dad is a money hungry control freak. If they don't like to hear people criticize them, they shouldn't put their personal lives on national television for everyone to see. You just open yourself up to it. It comes with the territory. There's a very high price to pay for making millions off of reality shows, daddy dearest.
By Anonymous, on 7:23 AM
My sister told me she watched making of the video for "Boots". She said it was very disturbing to see Jessica's dad sitting there getting his rocks off watching his daughter dance and shake her stuff in a bikini around the car. My dad always tells us to put a towel on when he's coming around the pool. I could never perform like that in front of my father. What's next? Pose for a playboy shoot in front of daddy? Oh, but she's such a holy, holy. She would never do that. Yeah, right.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM
When my husband saw her boots video, he said "dam, that's nick's wife? I know we're just regular folk, and maybe alittle old fashioned, but my husband would have a huge problem with me dancing in a bikini all over a car, for men all over the world to lust over. I told my husband, it's not just nick and jessica's marriage, it's more like nick, jessica and daddy's marriage. It seems like she has to do what her father says regardless of how her husband feels. I know nick said he was happy for her and all, but I'm sure it must have bothered him. I think her father is sick. Nick, get as far away from them as you can and don't look back. On one episode of newlyweds, her clothes were all over the place on the floor. It was pathetic. She couldn't even hang up her stuff. If that was just acting, her father made her look like a total idiot and he only has himself to blame for making her do that crap. Nick was even nice enough to give her her own closet as a gift. Everything was organized and hung up in order. She was so happy she had a closet. Later in the season, jessica suggested to nick they adopt a baby because she thought their friend's baby was cute. What does she think a mother does, play with the kid and put it on a shelf when she's tired of it. Nick said he wanted to have their own child before thinking about adopting. But no, jessica didn't want the stretch marks i guess, because she wasn't anywhere near interested in giving her husband a child. Maybe daddy wouldn't approve. After all, without her perfect body, how would she make money? I think nick was lucky not to have a kid with her. She's not mommy material. It's not for everyone.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
Re:Post8:19. My cousin was an extra/dancer for that video also. He said he was getting all hot and bothered until he noticed that Jessica was directing her dancing/ etc at her dad who was right there in front and grossed him out. He heard from one of the people on the car wash set that it was the same. That is sick. My daddy is always telling me that I need more clothes and giving me the "lady"and "slut" lecture. I guess Jessica's dad is telling her to take off clothes and slut makes money . Yuck
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Who knows, maybe a playboy spread with both sisters. Anything to make pimp daddy and his wallet happy.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Simpsons: please put your boots on and walk far away!
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
I remember watching that stupid show at a friend's house and it was the episode where they went to Home Depot and she did nothing but bitch and moan. I admit Nick took it in good stride but of course that was scripted. Even so, I guess he should get alimony just for dealing with that snotty bitch and her dad that has incestual tendences for her for as long as he did. I wouldn't be surprised if he caught her sucking her daddy off.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
I really do think jessica is a genius
By Mateo, on 4:03 PM
So do I, OH M'GOSH! Who would have thought!
By Anonymous, on 4:49 PM
I'M SO SICK OF THAT DAM PIZZA HUT COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
5:12, don't have a heart attack, Nick will get his half. And yes he does have a pit bull attorney, one of Hollywood's best, but he isn't getting spousal support, whether he checked the box or filled it in with a fucking crayola crayon!!
By Anonymous, on 11:28 PM
Nick deserves a nice chunk of change for having to deal with her constant whining and her sick father's bullshit. She's way too high maintenance.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 AM
What's this, she's making another movie?! I hear Dane Cook is in it. He's hilarious I love his work, but I don't think I'll go see it because Simpson's in it.
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
Bitch, if you're so smart, then realize that mating with your father is not the best way to get ahead in this business! Oh wait a minute...maybe it IS the best way. You are a genius! She's the biggest dick tease in the universe. I personally think she's a lesbian and hates men because her father molested her as a child. That's not always the case of course, but for her I believe it is. She's such a hideous horse-face...I think Nick and her dad had to put a paper bag over her head to fuck her or they took her up the ass. She seems the type to like ass sex. Nasty bitch.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
Aww.. be nice! I think she is really pretty and she has a great voice. Yeah, her dads kinda creepy, but at the end of the day he's trying to protect his daughter.
By kay, on 9:26 AM
I had a feeling after newlyweds was over, they would split. Some celebrities have no respect for the sanctity of marriage. They marry someone, then they work on a movie or music video, hook up with someone else or they "grow apart". Then there's a huge scandle all over the media, so and so's getting divorced! WOW! I'm so sick of hearing about celebrities' drama. Thank God Nick was smart enough not to have a baby with Jessica. She's too selfish to be a mother. He deserves someone who will love him and give him the family he wants and deserves. I think he'd make a great dad. I could see him coaching his kid's baseball team or something. Jessica wouldn't be into stuff like that. She'd just sit there and pout about how bored she is, file her nails, and worry about her jimmy chu shoes getting dirty. He's WAY better off without her.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
If I was her I'd get away from that sleasy father of hers. She's old enough to make it on her own. But I guess if she was "really smart" she'd figure that out. LOL...
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
Pink makes fun of her in her new video "stupid girls". It's pretty funny. Go Pink!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
I think she dumped the wrong guy. Her father should have been the one she got rid of.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
I think she should stick to singing. In movies she's only good for dumb blonde roles and dancing on stripper poles.
By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM
JESSICA YOU ARE A SELFISH LITTLE BITCH! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS! NICK CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR WHINEY BITCHY ASS! NICK IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!
By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM
JESSICA SIMPSON IS SUCH A SELF CENTERED BITCH! HER MUSIC SUCKS! SHE SINGS EVERYONE ELSES SONGS! NICK IS GOING TO DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN HER WHINEY BITCHY ASS! SHE REALLY FUCKED UP ON LOSING HIM! AT LEAST HE'S NOT ALL INTO HIMSELF LIKE THAT SPOILED BITCH!
By Anonymous, on 7:52 AM
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