21 Comments:

• "It's better for her to know that as long as I have a face, she will always have a place to sit to get away from it all."
  
  Buwhahah. Classic.

  By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM  

• Good lord... that last line made me crack up. Too funny.
  As for her wanting more boobs.. well.. whatever. Just shows she's a woman like the rest of us.
  Although I can't stand it when she does that pouty thing with her lips.. she is a good actress.

  By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM  

• lol. i was sure that jenny wrote this one, and then I looked down and it said todd.
  
  nice work, son.

  By todd's mom, on 9:32 AM  

• She annoys the hell out of me.

  By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM  

• "It's better for her to know that as long as I have a face, she will always have a place to sit to get away from it all."
  
  That's hot!

  By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM  

• If she gets bolt-on implants, she's going to look fucking ridiculous beyond belief.
  
  And yeah, best last line of the week, nay, month.

  By sam991, on 10:44 AM  

• I don't like Keira Knightly, but I do love Jennifer Love Hewitt and her perfect C cups!

  By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM  

• hmmmm...

  By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

• It's a good things she can act because her natural speaking voice and manner is incredibly annoying.
  
  Love that last line btw.

  By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM  

• without tits or an ass she's still fucking hot! Men know this. I like the facts shes real and so far keeping it that way. Thats what true hotness is all about. bravo.

  By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM  

• does anyone see the sweat stains

  By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

• i noticed the pit stains too

  By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM  

• Hey c'mon there's nothing wrong with her breasts! At least nothing that can't be fixed by my patented method. See, I've got this special ointment, and I rub it all over her breasts, really well...I can guarantee an increase in both size and firmness almost instantly! Um, well I can guarantee that something will be bigger and firmer...Wait. I'm serious!

  By Matt, on 12:12 PM  

• i would lick those pit stains clean. i bet it would taste like strawberries.

  By licketysplit, on 12:16 PM  

• I love Keira Knightley. And, Todd, you'll have to fight me for the role of "Face" when she finally decides to give in to the theraputic face-sitting craze.

  By Cuatro, on 1:58 PM  

• I can't believe you are all being so civil... it's freaking me out.
  
  But then that last line was fucking classic. Seriously... THAT is funny.

  By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM  

• I hate it when pretty skinny chicks "think" they want big boobs. They really don't.
  
  Why don't they see that they are beautiful just the way they are.
  
  Mischa, Keira, and about a million runway models who look like porcelain figurines.

  By Mateo, on 12:20 PM  

• the day she gets a boob job, is the day I declare a jihad on plastic surgeons.

  By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM  

• At least she doesn't have stomach or rib sweat stains. Oh, and I thinkit was Esquire that showed a pic of topless sideways, personally I'm more of a quality than a quantity man, but that's just me...

  By jDirt, on 5:55 PM  

• I really really hope that she doesn't get fake breasts. It would make me and the baby jesus cry.
  
  Real tears too.

  By c, on 7:03 PM  

• Oh man. That last line was so fucking funny.

  By Jem, on 1:01 AM  

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