I would love to see waaaay more articles about Paris' lazy eye. She thinks she's foooling us all with the hair, and the chin-up sultry stare, but we all see it Paris. We see it and are collectively chuckling.
i love Kelly shes my all time favourite person! i wish i could have her life...she has such great parents.
But eww paris shes a disgusting bitch who really should stop making porno videos and stashing thme in her day planner and then freak out when it ends up all over the net, like wtf paris do you honestly believe your that good that you must watch you pathetic self day and night so that you may have one orgasim.
"Dear lord what is that abomination in the thumbnail up top!? It is even human?"
That was exactly my thought. The whole Osbourne family are idiots. Love that they love animals so much (even though they let them shit all over the house... ew)... but they're about the last people who should be critisizing anyone for being a bad role model.
she's absolutely right. paris is a complete waste of a skin bag who should die of a festering STD. i'd rather my 11 year old slip out an occasional swear word than dress like a slut because she saw some mindless skin flap do the same thing on tv. but really, if you're a good parent your kid wouldn't be doing either. solution: stop letting your kids watch garbage, someone please murder paris hilton, don't watch ANYTHING on MTV. ever.
Wait a second. Kelly & Jack were both on DRUGS (still are for all we know), and she's worried about clothes?? Did the child SAY she was dressing as Paris, or is Kelly just assuming things. That child could have been dressing that way because her own MOTHER dresses that way. She could have been following Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears footsteps for all Kelly knew.
Good god man...Kelly looks like a CORPSE! She doesn't look hip, goth, punk whatever...she looks a freaking fat, blow up doll. Please, you keep YOUR clothes on Ms. Osbourne. ::pukes::
This Paris bashing is tired/trendy. Back in 2003 EVERYONE was on her nuts, now people are pulling their heads out their asses but IT'S TOO LATE. She is who she is and ignore her if you don't like it.
As for Kelly, if that's real, which is probably is, she looks beyond hit.
Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton should make an explicit sex video. I could put in on when my husband wants sex but I don't, and his sex drive will instantly wither away.
Ew that pic of Kelly is gross and as for Paris well the only difference with the drug f**ked slut and a junkie is money. Actually I think even junkies manage to have more class..her whole family is twisted.have u seen the pic of her ma on New Years in her seethru top with her nipples hanging out at the age of 50+ what kind of example is that!As for the comment bout Paris lazy eye well I bet when shes wasted all the muscles loosen and she goes crosseyed..lol.nice to know that in reality she has more weaknesses then we realise.the only thing she will ever have is money and I heard shes about to get sued for heaps..ha..how ironic..
I think a lazy eye is when one of the eyes turns inward. As if only one eye were trying to be cross-eyed. Regardless, she is a lazy ass, no-talent, bitch! Right-on!
Paris does NOT have a lazy eye. She has a hereditary condition called simply "droopy eyelid". A lazy eye is when one eye is crosseyed and the other is straight. Droopy eyelid is when one eyelid or both droop down low. It is caused by a weakness in the nuscles of the eye. You can have it from birth or you can develop it over time or one day you could wake up and have a droopy eyelid. While i absolutely cannot stand Paris Hilton and I think she is a skank, I do not think you should be criticising and making fun of her for something that is completely beyond her control. Keep in mind, the muscles in your own eye might grow weak and you too will have a droopy eyelid that someone could make fun of.
you know what, I hate Paris Hilton, but I have a fucking lazy eye and I am sick of it being ok to make fun of it. I've had to put up with moronic idiots making stupid comments my whole life and I am completely over it. Grow up.
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do we ever see paris without her fake ass blue contacts? is she really that insecure about her natural brown hair and brown eyes? faker!
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
I would love to see waaaay more articles about Paris' lazy eye. She thinks she's foooling us all with the hair, and the chin-up sultry stare, but we all see it Paris. We see it and are collectively chuckling.
By Ali, on 8:32 AM
Paris Hilton has a hemmeroid that she has nicknamed lucky..
By Disgusted, on 8:34 AM
what's with the open mouth and weirdly tilted head? is that supposed to look seductive? she looks handicapped, especially in the first one.
then again...
By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM
I wonder if that lazy eye gets really wonky when she's super loaded. THAT would be great.
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
Is she developing cerebral palsy?
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
Dear lord what is that abomination in the thumbnail up top!? It is even human?
By twilighttreader, on 9:03 AM
my god, that picture is like something off the x-files. i think that's the last person who should be judging how to dress or act, as she's whiny too.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
i love Kelly shes my all time favourite person! i wish i could have her life...she has such great parents.
But eww paris shes a disgusting bitch who really should stop making porno videos and stashing thme in her day planner and then freak out when it ends up all over the net, like wtf paris do you honestly believe your that good that you must watch you pathetic self day and night so that you may have one orgasim.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
"Dear lord what is that abomination in the thumbnail up top!? It is even human?"
That was exactly my thought. The whole Osbourne family are idiots. Love that they love animals so much (even though they let them shit all over the house... ew)... but they're about the last people who should be critisizing anyone for being a bad role model.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
how many german shepards had to die so she could wear that coat?
By PETA, on 10:00 AM
Does she seriously have a lazy eye? I never noticed but it makes me happy if it's true.
By meeeeeeeee, on 11:39 AM
She looks like one of those gay male abercrombie models. You know, the unattractive ones who think they're sexy and try to look like females...
By Sam, on 12:31 PM
Mouth Breather.
Images of Kelly Osbourne provide a great cure for those inappropriately-timed hard-ons that seem to come out of nowhere.
By Gonzo, on 1:46 PM
she's absolutely right. paris is a complete waste of a skin bag who should die of a festering STD. i'd rather my 11 year old slip out an occasional swear word than dress like a slut because she saw some mindless skin flap do the same thing on tv. but really, if you're a good parent your kid wouldn't be doing either. solution: stop letting your kids watch garbage, someone please murder paris hilton, don't watch ANYTHING on MTV. ever.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Wait a second. Kelly & Jack were both on DRUGS (still are for all we know), and she's worried about clothes?? Did the child SAY she was dressing as Paris, or is Kelly just assuming things. That child could have been dressing that way because her own MOTHER dresses that way. She could have been following Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears footsteps for all Kelly knew.
Good god man...Kelly looks like a CORPSE! She doesn't look hip, goth, punk whatever...she looks a freaking fat, blow up doll. Please, you keep YOUR clothes on Ms. Osbourne. ::pukes::
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
This Paris bashing is tired/trendy. Back in 2003 EVERYONE was on her nuts, now people are pulling their heads out their asses but IT'S TOO LATE. She is who she is and ignore her if you don't like it.
As for Kelly, if that's real, which is probably is, she looks beyond hit.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
paris looks like the (MALE) lead singer of a swedish band from the 80's. she also looks high as a kite. s-e-x-y.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton should make an explicit sex video. I could put in on when my husband wants sex but I don't, and his sex drive will instantly wither away.
By Zima, on 7:14 PM
Of course Kelly is kidding. Look, she's made up like a clown. A scary, scary clown.
By Gorganzola, on 9:21 PM
Does anyone know what kind of scarf that is that Paris is wearing?
By ana, on 9:29 PM
Ew that pic of Kelly is gross and as for Paris well the only difference with the drug f**ked slut and a junkie is money. Actually I think even junkies manage to have more class..her whole family is twisted.have u seen the pic of her ma on New Years in her seethru top with her nipples hanging out at the age of 50+ what kind of example is that!As for the comment bout Paris lazy eye well I bet when shes wasted all the muscles loosen and she goes crosseyed..lol.nice to know that in reality she has more weaknesses then we realise.the only thing she will ever have is money and I heard shes about to get sued for heaps..ha..how ironic..
By Rachel, on 9:30 PM
To the X-Files related response... was it the Flukeman you were referring to?
By Anonymous, on 12:43 AM
What a ugly dog face.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 AM
What does it mean "to have a lazy eye".
It's not a joke, I'm serious-I just don't know. Thanks.
By Anonymous, on 4:47 AM
Gross. Paris looks contagious. That pic with her mouth open is making me nauseous and queasy......ugh.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
Lazy eye = droopy eyelid
....or is she just always stoned off her ass? Or, even better, both?
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
Why don't you send my novel both to her and for thyself. That way, you can get the whole pi.
By Kold_Kadavr_flatliner, on 4:17 PM
Lazy eye? How about lazy ass?
By Manola Blablablanik, on 4:24 PM
I think a lazy eye is when one of the eyes turns inward. As if only one eye were trying to be cross-eyed. Regardless, she is a lazy ass, no-talent, bitch! Right-on!
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
kelly osbourne is a MAN!!
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
Paris does NOT have a lazy eye. She has a hereditary condition called simply "droopy eyelid". A lazy eye is when one eye is crosseyed and the other is straight. Droopy eyelid is when one eyelid or both droop down low. It is caused by a weakness in the nuscles of the eye. You can have it from birth or you can develop it over time or one day you could wake up and have a droopy eyelid. While i absolutely cannot stand Paris Hilton and I think she is a skank, I do not think you should be criticising and making fun of her for something that is completely beyond her control. Keep in mind, the muscles in your own eye might grow weak and you too will have a droopy eyelid that someone could make fun of.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
Kelly looks like a female beetlejuice :/
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
you know what, I hate Paris Hilton, but I have a fucking lazy eye and I am sick of it being ok to make fun of it. I've had to put up with moronic idiots making stupid comments my whole life and I am completely over it. Grow up.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
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