Lindsay Lohan Can't Resist Fez

49 Comments:

  • Ew! Is that dried semen in her teeth? And wtf are those gross mouth sores all about?

    By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM  

  • You know, if you can get the past the physique of an adolescent boy, she's still kinda pretty.

    Admittedly it's sad to watch the downward spiral of cute chicks like her. Not that I ever had a chance, but wait, fuck it. I never had a chance.

    By Gonzo, on 1:01 PM  

  • That's tartar between her teeth. Meaning she's in need of a dentist who's got a sharp instrument to chisel it out from between her teeth. That is really gross for such a young girl to have that much.

    By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM  

  • Buwhaha, pure gold Todd, pure gold.

    By Jester959, on 1:10 PM  

  • Well at least we have evidence the Semen diet is successful by just looking at her bony freckled ass. I would try it but I don't like the penis-breath side effect.

    By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

  • Ok, wtf hasn't anyone in Hollywood heard of an eyebrow brush. It's this, uh, brush, that, well, brushes your eyebrows up and out, so that they don't droop down and look like you missed an important part of female grooming. Although I suppose when you're busy flossing Wilmer's pubes out of your teeth sometimes you miss other stuff.

    By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

  • Are those old pictures or something? I thought she had her freckles removed and she looks younger.

    By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

  • People still go to Lotus?

    By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM  

  • Nasty hairline, teeth, freckles and ew... possibly worst of all...she didn't shave her pits. WTF?! I would be hiding from photographers.

    By Kim, on 1:40 PM  

  • Frankly, I just don't get why this day and age it's still apparently a big deal if a girl has lots of sex - as opposed to a guy having lots of sex. So what, good for her, I love gossip but I really don't like your misogynist tone.

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • Jesus, why are you so mean to L.Lo? She's still practically a TEENAGER--it is totally legit for her to make mistakes if she wants to. And it's really creepy of you to say that she is sleeping with every boy that she is "linked with." It's garbage, and you know it--so why the grudge against a pretty nice, reasonably aware 19-year-old girl? L.Lo is no whore. She seems like a nice little dude.

    By Rebecca, on 1:50 PM  

  • Why's everyone down on freckles??

    I agree about the hairline though. No-one looks good in shot that close-up.

    By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

  • 1:12 you cannot have frekles removed. It's called make-up or fake spray tan that she use to use to cover up that nasty freckled skin.

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • God! She seriously needs to floss.

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • Wow is she ever leathery.

    It's too bad--she's a really charming actress, but gawd is she ruining herself young. She'll be a candidate for microdermabrasion and Botox in about two months, the way she's going.

    Then again, having too much success and money at too young of an age--how many people could be sure they wouldn't go down the same path? She has all the resources for decadent self-destruction before she's old enough or mature enough to have priorities in order. In a way, poor girl.

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • Ok, why is she now a whore? She was spotted at this bar with this guy and now she's sleeping with him?? If that were true for every actor/actress in hollywood, they'd all be sleeping with everyone. Give the girl a break. Maybe she needs to floss, but unless you've seen her actually fucking these guys...stop saying "Now she's fucking ______" everytime she's seen out with someone. Pffft.

    By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM  

  • I bet she was pissed that there is an actually decent looking woman making her look bad in the first pics.

    pale cheetah.

    By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM  

  • shut up, lohan fans. you're annoying. go back to your I Love Lindsay fan-boards and mingle with other star struck celeb lovers.

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • ouch, Todd, such jealousy towards Lindsay! Jeez, how can you believe everything you write! 60% semen, that was just wrong, what has she done so bad to deserve that! Now Paris deserves that comment, she 25 and has fucked a lot more men but Lindsay is a mere 19 and it's hard to cover that much ground in so little time, given her hectic life style and living under the freakin' microscope. I am not defending Lindsay but jeez, i am a female and this posting was just an outcry of female hatred from you! tiss, tiss, nasty boy, if Todd is a man, if Todd is a woman, then it's just pure jealousy...keep these types of postings reserved for Paris....

    By ali, on 2:55 PM  

  • Instead, I think the title should be:

    Lindsay Lohan can't resist cock.

    By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM  

  • Get your teeth fixed instead of buying a purse that costs 5 grand...ick...Some foundation wouldn't hurt either.

    By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM  

  • OMG people., she has hair on her forehead that goes down to her eyebrows! She looks like some sort of fucked up little troll! that is distrubing, hair shouldnt grow there! I just lost my appetite.

    By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

  • I'm a man baby. Yeah!

    By Todd, on 4:09 PM  

  • anon 3:51 is right. there IS f'n hair all over the chimp's forehead. hasn't she heard of electrolosis? that is bad. really bad.

    L.Lo the dog faced girl. cousin of JoJo the dog faced boy.

    By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

  • This girl is so disgusting with her freckled body.. ewww.. I would hate to be the guy rubbing her skin! her forehead is showing wrinkles already at an early age.

    By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM  

  • I really don't think she's a whore. & I'm always the first to say when someone is. Just because shes young, in the public eye, and does who knows what, and who cares really with these men, doesn't mean shes a whore. She's a normal human being for pete's sake. Atleast she's normal and seeing people.

    By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

  • I agree about the forehead hair. seriously...did she dye that black, too??

    By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM  

  • Lindsay, gain 15 lbs fast!!

    It's ok, women have boobs and hips.

    www.wrestlingbeltworld.com

    By Wrestling Beltworld, on 5:23 PM  

  • Nasty Italian forehead hair. Nasty Irish freckles. The genetic gods were not kind to her.
    Poor thing. No wonder she's a drug addict.

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM  

  • Hairy pits, just like Tyra.

    By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM  

  • WTF IS IN HER TEETH!!!!!!!!!!

    I've dated a bulimic before and those teeth of Skizzy's have puke acid erosion all over them.

    By -david, on 7:34 PM  

  • lindsay is hot at best, cute at worst. i like how she hasn't plastered on a buttload of makeup like that bimbo behind her.

    You all know if lindsay wants to then lindsay can look uber-hot. she has a symetrical face, high cheekbones, pretty eyes, full lips, cute little nose, nice hair...

    If you want nasty: Angelina Jolie is nasty and has probably handled more semen than a sperm donation booth receptionist. Seriously, Brad Pitt has BAD taste in women all around. Aniston is nasty, and so is Angelina...

    Both there names start with A. If I was Bradd Pitt then I'd ditch the A's...skip past B, and get myself a C--

    Two words: Charlize Theron.
    Two more words: Smoking HOT.

    --Seth

    By Seth, on 8:03 PM  

  • seth is an idiot.

    By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM  

  • No wonder Lindsay got so skinny again she's totally rocking the bulimia. She's got the cuts and sores at the end of her mouth which is a classic sign of bulimic whores.

    By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM  

  • i think her freckles are cute.

    By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM  

  • I don't care about her hairline.. don't care about her freckles... don't even really care who the next pedophile is that she decides she wants to screw (only calling Wilmer a pedo b/c we all know he was screwing her before she became legal).....
    I just wanna know WTF is wrong with her mouth?
    WTH are those sores??
    That is just straight up nasty.
    Does that happen when you have bulimia?
    Or are they sores from herpes? I doubt that though since they're only on the sides of her mouth.
    Maybe they're from getting collagen injections in her lips? Not sure where they poke the needle for that though.

    That's just gross though. She could've at least tryed to cover it up. Same with the red nostrils.
    You're not fooling anyone girl.
    We all know you're a coked out skank.

    By Anonymous, on 12:29 AM  

  • she looks like complete asscrack, its like she's been partying soo much that she can't be bothered with the basics, like flossing, shaving, tweezing, makeup, etc...and she has no excuse cuz she's rich, dammit!! its really sad to see her this way, compared to what she was and to what she could be; now she looks like she's dying...

    i don't think she's a whore, but she has gotten around in a small period of time...and doin' all those drugs and not eating has really taken its toll, she looks like she's 40.

    By Anonymous, on 2:53 AM  

  • Sadly. we think of HOHAN the perfect post date treat rather than the multi-talented Lohan.

    Boy's alweys exaggerate their conquest!

    By Anonymous, on 3:03 AM  

  • Those ugly ass freckles make her face look dirty!. yuk

    By Anonymous, on 5:58 AM  

  • Too funny! Does semen cause freckles?

    By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM  

  • That's a Freddie Munster hairline if ever I've seen one.

    By Anonymous, on 7:00 AM  

  • The sores on her mouth could be from excessive drug use. I work in a bar and I see people on Extasy and coke all the time. That's why they drink so much water. If you don't stay hydrated, then you're always wiping the white pasties from the corners of your mouth. It's gross. Hence sores the next day.

    By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM  

  • It's the sitting, not the walking that is affected by excessive "canoodling."

    By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

  • Lindsay needs Wilmer back in her life. Maybe someone paid him to take her, bang her, mend her broken heart, and have her eat a sandwich.

    By SweetBloggings, on 1:19 PM  

  • I think everybody is really misogynistic here. Women's lib was not such a long time ago, remember when people started accepting that women were allowed to have an active sex life without being called "sluts" or "whores". I do not care for this actress in the leat bit, but I really get pissed when people insult women because of rumored affairs, probably invented, and anyway who gives a damn!!!
    Except the Compassionnate Conservatists.

    By Anonymous, on 4:44 AM  

  • He must have been really out of his head drunk when they got together.

    By Anonymous, on 7:10 AM  

  • She's nothing but a glazed donut.

    Why bother even taking a picture of her?

    And what sort of STD is that on her mouth?

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM  

  • She's definitely still bulimic - vomitting decays your teeth and opening your mouth super wide to get your finger down your throat causes those little soars in the corner of her mouth.

    Girl needs to get her act together.

    By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM  

  • Last months people's magazine had a letter from her boyfriend saying he wants "to have another group party, but this time [he] dosnt want to wait to do the f***ing." He also talks about wanting to **** her in the mouth until she has lost her appetite! THIS IS NO JOKE, CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!

    By Maveric Adams, on 7:41 PM  

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