wow, all those pictures in the bottom set look really good small, and you click on it thinking youre going to get soemthing super pretty, but then it maximizes and you're all like AGHGHHHHH!!!!! what the fuck is up with her lips in the first picture, that is gross. the only picture whre she looks relatively good is the third to last one.
lindsay looks like such an older woman already. her hands are always veiny and bony and so is the rest of her body, and her skin is usually just spotted and gross.
Prairie Home Companion? As in Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion? He's rather unabashed in his, um, bashing of Hollywood-types. I'm having a hell of a time wrapping my mind around Lady Lohan with a Minnesotan accent.
Whoever the fuck cast her in that role has no clue about the target audience. It requires a thick Swede or Norwegian. You need a Valkyrie--a 6' tall woman with legs and arms like a professional wrestler who can churn butter for 48 hours straight (speaking literally, not euphamistically). A woman who can keep a man warm during those cold Midwestern winter nights. A waify little teeny-bopper cokewhore will not do. No, she will not do at all.
Ah, she doens't want us to call her teen queen anymore. Uh, but wait, no one has called her that since the Confessions of a teenage drama queen movie came out. So, she's been in a comma for 2 years?
OK the dress looks like my grandma made it. And we've all been 19 and no matter how much money and living you are still only 19 and you just cant possibly know all that. Anyway, she is pretty though a little skinny.
What the fuck is wrong with her lips first picture on bottom? Is there such a disease as dicksuckalitus that forms a red ring around the mouth? If so, it makes sense.
Lindsay, darling, we know you are in a movie about the 60s. You look like a dumbass when you put up a peace sign these days. Even Susan Sarandon doesn't do that anymore and she's like, the quintessential hippie.
Good lord.. she looks jacked-the-f@ck-up in that 4th picture on the bottom.
Girl doesn't look like she's 19.. she looks like she's pushing 40. Being 40 isn't bad or anything.. but looking like you're that old when you're still a teen is terrible.
DAMN she is looking awful these days. she used to look incredible... until she morphed into whatever this is.. she's the poster girl for the "skinny is not always better" theory.
and lindsay.. you are a "teen queen," since all your fans are teens and so are you, and please stop the "i'm so mature and grown-up" silliness. a mature person wouldn't fall in love with a manwhore like jared leto, now would he?
You got all that from "I hate being called a teen queen"? Talk about cynicism.
Let's bash anyone who is rich and famous to build ourselves up......aren't we great. Sometimes it's justifiable when these people do stupid things, but most of the time it's sad on the publics part.
first picture = eeeeeewwww! Either she just came from an italian restaurant and forgot to wipe her mouth or those colligen injecitons haven't been particularly nice to her... as for her hands...what the hell is all over them? it looks like they're stained from self tanner, but she's pasty as fuck. I'm confused!
I agree that she sounds like a complete idiot but no more so than most 19 year olds trying to be mature and philosophic. And you can't undo years of damage with one interview.
I'm pretty sure the weirdness around her lips in the first pic is the beginnings of permanent make up application. And she looks like she's dead in the middle one.
first she was doing the peace sign, now shes blowing a kiss, if she really wants to be taken seriously she should throw the "shocker" when having her pic taken
The pink around her lips is just very poorly done lip-liner. You can tell in the other pictures that they have to do the old "trace way outside the lip region" trick to make her appear to have any lips at all. In the first pick, all the gloss and lipstick on her actual lips had worn off.
These girls want people to take them seriously, but at the same time they want to have fun. It sucks that there's no happy medium, Lindsay, but just enjoy being 19 while you can! There's plenty of time to be a super serious actress later. Does she have any idea how many people would give their eye teeth to get to go back and enjoy their teens instead of trying to grow up so fast?
We've all been 19. We know how that feels. You want to be a "grown up", but just in the way that you want people to treat you like one. You don't want to have to ACTUALLY act like one.
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Hehehe, 'Frecklemonger' - Jenny, you're my girl-crush!
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
She's beginning to look like a younger, fatter, uglier, Lara Flynn Boyle.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
she wears the stupidest clothes. what is it with rich girls and their retarded fashion sense?
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
If I had a big cigarette burn on my shin, I think I'd wear longer pants...
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
Isn't it so fitting that she drinks 'Evian' water, eh?
What is Evian spelled backwards? Naive....
Fur sucks, period. It sucks even more when it looks like something my 83 year old grandmother sported in the mid to late 70s. eeeek!
And that 'kiss blowing' thing? It's not nice to blow your puke-smelling breath on strangers, PastyWhiteGirl.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
wow, all those pictures in the bottom set look really good small, and you click on it thinking youre going to get soemthing super pretty, but then it maximizes and you're all like AGHGHHHHH!!!!! what the fuck is up with her lips in the first picture, that is gross. the only picture whre she looks relatively good is the third to last one.
lindsay looks like such an older woman already. her hands are always veiny and bony and so is the rest of her body, and her skin is usually just spotted and gross.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
how bout wearing the open toe shoes sans pedi. foot fetish averted
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
it's all the old guys she dating.. filling her ears with ambition.
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
Prairie Home Companion? As in Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion? He's rather unabashed in his, um, bashing of Hollywood-types. I'm having a hell of a time wrapping my mind around Lady Lohan with a Minnesotan accent.
Whoever the fuck cast her in that role has no clue about the target audience. It requires a thick Swede or Norwegian. You need a Valkyrie--a 6' tall woman with legs and arms like a professional wrestler who can churn butter for 48 hours straight (speaking literally, not euphamistically). A woman who can keep a man warm during those cold Midwestern winter nights. A waify little teeny-bopper cokewhore will not do. No, she will not do at all.
Garrison Keillor. Public radio. Listen.
By Gonzo, on 5:50 PM
Ah, she doens't want us to call her teen queen anymore. Uh, but wait, no one has called her that since the Confessions of a teenage drama queen movie came out. So, she's been in a comma for 2 years?
By Mateo, on 6:04 PM
OK the dress looks like my grandma made it. And we've all been 19 and no matter how much money and living you are still only 19 and you just cant possibly know all that. Anyway, she is pretty though a little skinny.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
What the fuck is wrong with her lips first picture on bottom? Is there such a disease as dicksuckalitus that forms a red ring around the mouth? If so, it makes sense.
By Kelly, on 7:01 PM
Lindsay, darling, we know you are in a movie about the 60s. You look like a dumbass when you put up a peace sign these days. Even Susan Sarandon doesn't do that anymore and she's like, the quintessential hippie.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
Good lord.. she looks jacked-the-f@ck-up in that 4th picture on the bottom.
Girl doesn't look like she's 19.. she looks like she's pushing 40.
Being 40 isn't bad or anything.. but looking like you're that old when you're still a teen is terrible.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
middle picture on bottom, she looks like a vampire. I guess the lack of freckles is nice, but how is she so damn pale?
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
middle picture on bottom, she looks like a vampire. the lack of freckles is a nice change, but damn, that girl is pale!
By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM
The "kissy" pic is very Lara Flynn-Boyle-esque
By Anonymous, on 4:24 AM
DAMN she is looking awful these days. she used to look incredible... until she morphed into whatever this is.. she's the poster girl for the "skinny is not always better" theory.
and lindsay.. you are a "teen queen," since all your fans are teens and so are you, and please stop the "i'm so mature and grown-up" silliness. a mature person wouldn't fall in love with a manwhore like jared leto, now would he?
By Anonymous, on 4:47 AM
You got all that from "I hate being called a teen queen"? Talk about cynicism.
Let's bash anyone who is rich and famous to build ourselves up......aren't we great. Sometimes it's justifiable when these people do stupid things, but most of the time it's sad on the publics part.
By Slick Rick, on 5:25 AM
She's just foul.
By Kim, on 6:37 AM
Im pretty sure she starred in a little movie called "Confessions of a TEENage drama QUEEEN", but then again I could be wrong
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
slick rick, the words in red are links. See the link to the original article.
By Jenny, on 7:47 AM
did anyone peep, what appears to be, an engagement ring on her left ring finger?
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
first picture = eeeeeewwww!
Either she just came from an italian restaurant and forgot to wipe her mouth or those colligen injecitons haven't been particularly nice to her...
as for her hands...what the hell is all over them? it looks like they're stained from self tanner, but she's pasty as fuck. I'm confused!
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
I agree that she sounds like a complete idiot but no more so than most 19 year olds trying to be mature and philosophic. And you can't undo years of damage with one interview.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM
Nothing says "take me seriously" better than what appears to be a kool-aid ring around her lips in that first one in the bottom row
By kursten, on 8:22 AM
I'm pretty sure the weirdness around her lips in the first pic is the beginnings of permanent make up application. And she looks like she's dead in the middle one.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
gonzo is right ^^
and I cant look at her and not think "pale cheetah"
thanks for that one.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
first she was doing the peace sign, now shes blowing a kiss, if she really wants to be taken seriously she should throw the "shocker" when having her pic taken
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
What's with the peace sign and blowing kisses - please quit!!
GAG!!
willi
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
The pink around her lips is just very poorly done lip-liner. You can tell in the other pictures that they have to do the old "trace way outside the lip region" trick to make her appear to have any lips at all. In the first pick, all the gloss and lipstick on her actual lips had worn off.
These girls want people to take them seriously, but at the same time they want to have fun. It sucks that there's no happy medium, Lindsay, but just enjoy being 19 while you can! There's plenty of time to be a super serious actress later. Does she have any idea how many people would give their eye teeth to get to go back and enjoy their teens instead of trying to grow up so fast?
We've all been 19. We know how that feels. You want to be a "grown up", but just in the way that you want people to treat you like one. You don't want to have to ACTUALLY act like one.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Lindsay, a young but mature actress= Anna Pacquin
Not you!!
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
I would think that being known as a
"teen queen" would be a compliment. It's
better than "anorexic crack whore".
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
Look at those legs in the second picture. Yikes.
By McGangster, on 9:20 PM
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