she may be ripped and all, but that stupid fucking hair screams "FASHION VICTIM!!" 1975 called.... (you know how that one ends).
and, i liked her better when she had boobs. if i was shagging her, i'd much rather feel those pre-yoga boobs than her now manly pecs and bulging quads. i just barfed a little. sorry about that.
god, she's unbearable.. she's NOT hot, she's old, she's corny as fuck, her songs suck, she's a whore, and on top of that she's mean to her own kids, not letting them watch tv!! and then she wears this purple monstrosity.. all while being a cult member. IS THERE EVEN ONE GOOD THING ABOUT MADONNA?????
you know. i'm a girl that would like to say i'm pretty open to other girls hotness, no problem. but i seriously dont know what it is about madonna. i couldn't even buy elle magazine last month cause she was on the cover, she makes me so very uncomfortable, and ill, really really ill. i'm almost pretty much completely petrified of her. she always looks like she's about to go in for the kill, even fergie doesn't do that to me.
Granted, the leotard look is pretty tacky, but she is super hot for being 48 and her level of success and 20+ year run is amazing. And what was that crap about her being mean to her kids because they can't watch TV? Are you kidding me? Those two have incredible lives and TV is bad for kids.
From one 47 year old to another-Lose the fishnet knickers babe and put some clothes on. It's also time to look into a brow lift and collagen for a little freshening and plumping up. Geeze, you can split wood with those sharp features.
"And what was that crap about her being mean to her kids because they can't watch TV? Are you kidding me? Those two have incredible lives and TV is bad for kids."
what next? they can't eat any cookies or go to birthday parties? she needs to lighten up and stop being a dictator. she's always been known for being an egotistical bossy demanding person.
Uh, The woman does NOT always sing live. She just started to sing live (sometimes) after she got singing lessons for EVita. I have been to every one of her concerts--and though I am a FAN, I can tell when she is not singing LIVE...Think about it people--as much as she moves around dancing (or at least she used to) there is no way she can dance and sing without getting out of breath--I don't care how physically fit she is. Besides, she is NOT A SINGER--she is an entertainer....
I've been to 6 of her concerts and sat within the first 5 rows at every one. She always sings live. I promise. Her body is in peak physical condition. She does a ton of cardiovascular training so she can sing and dance hard at the same time.
To Anonymous, who wrote that they have been to 6 of her concerts and she always sings live. I am so sorry to contradict you, but she may sing some songs LIVE but she also sings some songs with a track. I have been to every one of her Tours (except for the Virgin Tour) and she sang with tracks on a lot of those tours. Granted, she has been singing more and more live as the years and tours have gone on--but she still uses tracks at her concerts when she is doing some hard core dancing. This is not so unsual for those acts that incorporate a lot of dancing into their shows. Besides, I have it on very good authority that she does sing every song live on her Tours... I am still a FAN though.
So what if she has a track? She still sings live over it and doesn't lip sync. That's the point. You can hear her loud and clear over the track, especially when you're in the front rows.
GROSS. I don't care if she's so in shape she would bench press Arnie - she's gross. All that insane diet & exersise have left her face looking terrible (all sucken and hollow), she has no tits and the legs of a man. Never was a Madonna fan, but it's time for her to accept that she's 47 and age with a little bit of purple-leontardless grace. And the no TV thing is ridiculous. AND she has super ugly hair.
Vadge and her desperate need for attention, why in the name of Kabbalah did she open a show that she wasn't even nominated on. And she didn't even promote her next single 'Sorry'. I am sorry but those clothes and hair are unforgivable!
She needs a little bit of fat in her face, but she does look really good for her age. With that being said though.. I can't stand her. I like her older songs.. but HER I can't stand... from what I've seen that is. The interviews I've seen her do.. good freakin lord.. she's just so full of herself... and it just comes off as so pathetic b/c you can also tell she's dumb as shit.
I wanna be Madonna's stylist because clearly you can be completely drunk on your job. If you are Madonna's age doing the '80 ironic chic thing is really defeating the point, since you were wearing that crap the first time around all wide eyed with no hint of irony in sight.
And what is up with the dance off in her 'Sorry' video where she is substituding writhing and spinning on the floor in leotards as proper dance moves? Watching her trying to out dance and out dress people who are under the age of 20 is making the cringe factor go through the roof. Where to look. Madonna it is time to let it go. You are not cutting edge anymore. Never really have been. Using the analogue keyboard part from Abba's 'Gimme, Gimme' as a sample for your song is not going to change that fact.
well i know shes old and everything, but hell with those legs, thats impressive. i mean im not that big of a fan but i have to say that body turns me on.
28 Comments:
She's hideous
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
That purple outfit might be hideous but I think she looks FABULOUS for her age! I only hope I have that body when I'm 47 (or however old she is)
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
If she gets to go on tour, when does Guy get to make another movie?
By SavageCats, on 1:18 PM
I'm 23 and I'd still fuck her five ways from Sunday. She's still got the moves.
Of course her vagina probably looks like a Lunchables gone bad.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
she may be ripped and all, but that stupid fucking hair screams "FASHION VICTIM!!" 1975 called.... (you know how that one ends).
and, i liked her better when she had boobs. if i was shagging her, i'd much rather feel those pre-yoga boobs than her now manly pecs and bulging quads. i just barfed a little. sorry about that.
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
lol @ "lunchables gone bad"
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
MANdonna.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
god, she's unbearable.. she's NOT hot, she's old, she's corny as fuck, her songs suck, she's a whore, and on top of that she's mean to her own kids, not letting them watch tv!! and then she wears this purple monstrosity.. all while being a cult member. IS THERE EVEN ONE GOOD THING ABOUT MADONNA?????
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
dont you queens know the diff between purple and lavander?
sheeesh.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
you know. i'm a girl that would like to say i'm pretty open to other girls hotness, no problem. but i seriously dont know what it is about madonna. i couldn't even buy elle magazine last month cause she was on the cover, she makes me so very uncomfortable, and ill, really really ill. i'm almost pretty much completely petrified of her. she always looks like she's about to go in for the kill, even fergie doesn't do that to me.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Granted, the leotard look is pretty tacky, but she is super hot for being 48 and her level of success and 20+ year run is amazing. And what was that crap about her being mean to her kids because they can't watch TV? Are you kidding me? Those two have incredible lives and TV is bad for kids.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
The woman always sings live. That's more than most of the shitty pop stars who have copycatted her career can say for themselves (ahem - Britney).
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
From one 47 year old to another-Lose the fishnet knickers babe and put some clothes on. It's also time to look into a brow lift and collagen for a little freshening and plumping up.
Geeze, you can split wood with those sharp features.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
"And what was that crap about her being mean to her kids because they can't watch TV? Are you kidding me? Those two have incredible lives and TV is bad for kids."
what next? they can't eat any cookies or go to birthday parties? she needs to lighten up and stop being a dictator. she's always been known for being an egotistical bossy demanding person.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Uh, The woman does NOT always sing live. She just started to sing live (sometimes) after she got singing lessons for EVita. I have been to every one of her concerts--and though I am a FAN, I can tell when she is not singing LIVE...Think about it people--as much as she moves around dancing (or at least she used to) there is no way she can dance and sing without getting out of breath--I don't care how physically fit she is. Besides, she is NOT A SINGER--she is an entertainer....
By Arlie, on 3:33 PM
I've been to 6 of her concerts and sat within the first 5 rows at every one. She always sings live. I promise. Her body is in peak physical condition. She does a ton of cardiovascular training so she can sing and dance hard at the same time.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
What religion is she this week?
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
To Anonymous, who wrote that they have been to 6 of her concerts and she always sings live. I am so sorry to contradict you, but she may sing some songs LIVE but she also sings some songs with a track. I have been to every one of her Tours (except for the Virgin Tour) and she sang with tracks on a lot of those tours. Granted, she has been singing more and more live as the years and tours have gone on--but she still uses tracks at her concerts when she is doing some hard core dancing. This is not so unsual for those acts that incorporate a lot of dancing into their shows. Besides, I have it on very good authority that she does sing every song live on her Tours... I am still a FAN though.
By Arlie, on 3:45 PM
She was spotted at a Southern Baptist Retreat this weekend. She sang "wade in the water" in her busted cockny accent. Go Bears!
http://www.jeffmauro.com
By Jeffmauro, on 3:47 PM
So what if she has a track? She still sings live over it and doesn't lip sync. That's the point. You can hear her loud and clear over the track, especially when you're in the front rows.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
GROSS. I don't care if she's so in shape she would bench press Arnie - she's gross. All that insane diet & exersise have left her face looking terrible (all sucken and hollow), she has no tits and the legs of a man. Never was a Madonna fan, but it's time for her to accept that she's 47 and age with a little bit of purple-leontardless grace. And the no TV thing is ridiculous. AND she has super ugly hair.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
picture number 4 is totally what she looks like while she's giving head.
*scrape scrape scrape...*
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
I think she's always been a snake handler
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
Vadge and her desperate need for attention, why in the name of Kabbalah did she open a show that she wasn't even nominated on. And she didn't even promote her next single 'Sorry'. I am sorry but those clothes and hair are unforgivable!
By Anonymous, on 8:18 PM
When did Donna Pinciatti start performing at the Grammys?
By Gonzo, on 8:57 PM
She needs a little bit of fat in her face, but she does look really good for her age.
With that being said though.. I can't stand her. I like her older songs.. but HER I can't stand... from what I've seen that is.
The interviews I've seen her do.. good freakin lord.. she's just so full of herself... and it just comes off as so pathetic b/c you can also tell she's dumb as shit.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 AM
I wanna be Madonna's stylist because clearly you can be completely drunk on your job. If you are Madonna's age doing the '80 ironic chic thing is really defeating the point, since you were wearing that crap the first time around all wide eyed with no hint of irony in sight.
And what is up with the dance off in her 'Sorry' video where she is substituding writhing and spinning on the floor in leotards as proper dance moves? Watching her trying to out dance and out dress people who are under the age of 20 is making the cringe factor go through the roof. Where to look. Madonna it is time to let it go. You are not cutting edge anymore. Never really have been. Using the analogue keyboard part from Abba's 'Gimme, Gimme' as a sample for your song is not going to change that fact.
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
well i know shes old and everything, but hell with those legs, thats impressive. i mean im not that big of a fan but i have to say that body turns me on.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
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