Paris Hilton: Bride, no. Mother, maybe.

48 Comments:

  • Paris as Mother Theresa!!??!! Oh Lord please don't let that HAPPEN!!!! This guy must be on crack!

    By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM  

  • I really love what you find out and say about Paris..I love it. I just take her for what she is....a really dumb slut that you want to bang the shit out of and never call again. Come on, your a guy? You wouldn't want to bend that over? We know shes annoying just put a bag on her head and roll like Christian Troy.

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

  • You guys must not know much about how Indians view Mother Theresa. Basically, they hate her guts. She was one of those most destructive forces in all of Bombay and Calcutta. She did very little to help the people there, and more to further the interests of the Catholic Church. Namely, she did all she could to stem the tide of contraception and abortion, and didn't give two shits about actually getting people out of poverty. In fact, she glorified poverty. You should read a great book by a guy who did all his research for ten years on Mother Theresa. It's called the Ghoul of Calcutta, and the other one he wrote is called the Missionary Position, both by Christopher Hitchens. Paris Hilton, in my opinion, is too good to play Mother Theresa, cause as much as I hate her fucking guts, at the end of the day she is still honest about who she is, while I'm quite sure Mother Theresa is burning in hell for her sins.

    By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM  

  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...

    By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM  

  • Geez, to bad that Indian director did not work a little faster....

    He could have cast Chris Penn as one of the starving children mother Theresa / Paris helps....

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • No, I'm a girl. But I like girls, and I wouldn't touch Paris. Not even if I wore a hazmat suit.

    By Jenny, on 11:50 AM  

  • The ONLY reason I can think of that this dude would pick Paris is this _ many Indians feel Mother threasa was terrible and did not eas suffreing of her wards. She was a trur mouthpiece of the catholic Chruch, and is despised in India. And so he wants someone who is so vile to play her to really honor her impact in the country.

    I sure hope that's what it is....

    By Madgirl, on 11:56 AM  

  • oh lord. I give up. I don't know why she still exists or gets chances to 'model' for designers other than that's she's tall, skinny, and has feet the size of manhole covers.

    Fifteen minutes feel like fifteen years when it's concerning the Hilton.

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • What the hell is everyone talking about?? Mother Teresa is beloved in India! This rumor is obviously false and/or this director is mentally retarded.

    By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM  

  • Her vagina is scary looking.
    Thanks I'm gonna have nightmares now!

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • what a joke! She deffinitely needs to change the color of the drress to maybe "shit color" ...She does not deserve to wear the "pure white" dress....

    By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM  

  • She is such a sleazy pigbag. What designer would put that twat in a wedding dress?

    By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM  

  • that picture is disgusting...her genitals look like a baboons ass

    By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

  • anon 1:07 - Oh my goodness! I was thinking the same thing! She should not be wearing white at all ugh

    By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

  • She makes THE most retarded faces.

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • Yes, crack. Yes.

    By Mateo, on 2:49 PM  

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Is that seriously her asscrack in that first picture on the second row? OMG, that is so perfect.

    By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM  

  • LMFAO baboon's ass.

    By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM  

  • SHE HAS MAN HANDS!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

  • Paris Hilton has no ass!

    By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

  • She is such human garbage.

    By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM  

  • Paris Hilton "looka like a man"

    By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM  

  • I read the same story on another site which also quoted the director as saying he didn't know much about Paris but had heard she refused to pose nude for Playboy and that had impressed him. Admittedly if that was *all* I'd ever heard or seen about Paris Hilton I might think she'd be suitable for the role of Mother Theresa too.
    Of course, one look at her would cure that though since every photo of her I've ever seen screams 'skanky slut' *LOL*

    By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM  

  • it's all to get enormous publicity for his pix he makes an outrageous claim for an improbable actress with a edge..? shock is what makes people talk.

    By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM  

  • It is so amusing how all these negative comments about Mother Theresa are written by people who are not willing to stand behind their words and instead are "anonymous". I'm not saying that what they are saying is true or false but at least have the guts to put your names down.

    By Val, on 6:54 PM  

  • ok "Val." so posting with an unregis-turd name validates your post? wtf?

    this argument about "anonymous = invalid" are fucking boring. if this wasn't the point (one of the points) of this site, then a real registered name and email address would be required. loosen up douchebag/ette.

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM  

  • Hmmm, I remember Mother Theresa as a kind, caring and genourous lady, not as some rich, slutty socialite who by the way can't act to save her life...

    By ~Katie~, on 7:28 PM  

  • You know if we were not interested in Paris and Tomkat no one would be here.

    So buck up and admit you are starstruck. If you were not you would be on ebay or Yahoo.

    Point is we knew this was a shame and we never doubted it would end this way. Not so soon thu. We gave them 2 years at the most.

    I could care less if Tom was or is gay, I have family members who are, but they do not bounce off a couch.

    Reality is that they will split if they have not already as reported. I would love to know if Katie is still a virgin but I guess even if you do IV there must have been something broken there. So she is no longer a virgin?

    Tom Cruise lost himself when he got involved in the church he thinks will make him the god that christians "do not understand".

    Well screw him and tell his publicity agents adn may I say @@@@ the horse that Tom is riding out of.

    For Katie, I wish her and her baby the best of luck without her bareback man.

    good luck for Katies

    By knotimpaired@earthlink.net, on 8:30 PM  

  • Oh, come on! Calling Paris Hilton an actress is like calling Dick Cheney a sharp shooter or calling a microwave burrito haute cuisine. Quiet honestly, Paris shouls be paying people to watch her videos & shows instead of the other way around.

    By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM  

  • Second poster hit the nail on the head.

    Sure she's slutty and barely talented but the fact that she's some btich you want to f#4k, get's my dick 'ard. Don't get me wrong, she's isn't even in the top 100 in Hollywood and I actually like proper maids like Jen Connelly the most. I'm just sick of the Paris bashers, just take her for what's she's worth, nothing much.

    By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM  

  • seriously, y'all are getting way too pissed about this. i'm not a big fan of paris, myself, but the girl just needs to find something good for herself and it really doesn't help when the world wants to hate her. maybe she needs to be mother theresa.

    By Anonymous, on 9:21 PM  

  • i think y'all are getting a little to pissed about this. i mean, paris isn't exactly my pick for mother theresa, but the girl probly needs this part just so that she can get away from the media's eyesight for a couple of months and maybe not get caught for doing something silly. and maybe she might get something out of it.

    By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM  

  • paris so rich youall jealous azzez go play with yourself

    By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM  

  • her vagina exploded.

    By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

  • that picture of her squirrel almost made me throw up.

    By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM  

  • Are you sure that's her monkey!? That looks photoshopped to me, something doesn't line up properly there. . . or maybe she's just really deformed, I dunno. . .

    By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM  

  • Why doesn't anyone ever mention that this bitch has a lazy eye. Which way is she looking?

    By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

  • "paris so rich youall jealous azzez go play with yourself"

    i think this is paris posting herself! she's always like, "boo hoo, everyone is mean to me because i'm rich and beautiful." and the grammer in that posting is definitely on par with her level of education!

    By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

  • To Val-

    I'm the one that wrote the original comment on Mother Theresa. And to whoever says that Indians love Mother Theresa, you obviously have not been to India. She is reviled in India. She was no more than a mouthpiece for the Catholic Church, and you have no idea what you're talking about. Even a cursory glance at the facts regarding her case would show you how wrong you are. Conventional wisdom regarding Mother Theresa has always been on the good side. Have you ever ACTUALLY looked into what she did and how she did it? I'm betting no. So go educate yourself a bit before you start flapping at the mouth and/or fingers.

    By Jahed, on 4:27 PM  

  • does anyone else notice a bump on her belly? Is she jutting her pevlvis forward or is that a baby-bump? http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/ph2.14d.html

    By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM  

  • She's probably starting to get a beer gut.

    By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM  

  • Wow. Her hoo-haa looks like gnarled meat.

    By S., on 6:48 PM  

  • god i wish i were at work....then i wouldn't have clicked on the nsfw picture. ugh.....i think i might have caught herpes just from looking at it

    By Smackage, on 9:59 PM  

  • Paris as Mother Teresa is blasphemy in its purest form.

    By Wetforwent, on 12:40 AM  

  • Yup. Mother Teresa sure was great! Her anti-contraception stance, the fact that she opposed abortion even in the case of the hundreds of thousands of Pakistani women who were raped during the Bangladesh Liberation War, the fact that none of the money she collected ever went to build a single hospital in India, although that's where donors were told the money was going, and the fact that she baptized all the dying even if they weren't Christian and had been misinformed about what baptism meant, gee! What wonderful accomplishments!

    Paris and "Blessed Teresa" can rot in hell together for all I care. You people propping her up should crack a book sometime.

    By Meryl, on 9:22 PM  

  • they are still together

    By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM  

  • Yeah and lets get George Bush to play the pope while were at it maybe the fat dude from lost could play one of the starved children, and hey, Maralin Manson could play Jesus! This is just the most retarded thing I have ever heard. It's also funny how Paris Hilton has billions in the bank but in reallity, she does nothing but cost society money to fix her "Uh Oh's". She is nothing but a completly retarded peice of human scum. She's a complete waste of skin.(What little she has on her)No good little attention whore, this is what happens when rich folk have kids, they become neglected and do anything for attention weather that be stealling a police car or making porn movies. I hate how she gets away with it all to, "What! She stole a police car?!?! Oh, that paris!"We gotta stop cutting rich people brakes, this is exactly how Nazi Germany started!Okay, no but seriously, Come on!!!!!! Paris Hilton has about as much business playing mother Terrisa as Sadam does playing Gandhi!

    By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM  

  • If the Indians despised Mother Teresa so much, why did they give her a state funeral?

    By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

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