They have the same acting styles? Funny, I don't think Charlize ever made a shitty night-vision sex tape, but if she did, I bet she wouldn't lie there like a dead fish.
I have zero doubt that Charlize Theron blows farts with more acting talent than Paris Hilton. She could eat a bowl of suaerkraut, chase it with a six-pack of warm beer, ride a wonky rollercoaster and STILL maintain a higher level of grace and dignity than that vapid twat.
I still got an old ten speed kicking around and may have taken it for a spin a few times last year. Lucky for Lance going into retirement because I would be challenging him for the next Tour de France for sure.
She's right! Paris could have handled that crummy role that killed "Arrested Development" just fine. It might even have been interesting in a car crash kinda way, instead of mind numbingly dull.
dollar bills go a long way to bribe photogs to keep clicking the camera on this skank....... or were they payment for something else ( like keeping something else secret)
I think she is some kind of elf with magical powers to keep ppl intrested in her. Look at her ear in the 3rd pic. She could show me she can cure cancer by a touch and I still would kill her on the spot just to be rid of her.
Not only is Charlize Gorgeous and has real blue eyes, she is actually talented. Paris can not act, and she is a homely bird nose woonky eyed porn "star." The whole Hilton family is delusional. You just know her mother Kathy is believing all this crap.....Note to Kathy, YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE BOTH FUGLY & HOOK NOSED AND, JUST LIKE VALENTINO SAID: NOT EVEN PRETTY AND THE WHOLE HILTON FAMILY IS TRASH AND UNTALENTED. OUCH!!!!
I watched Theron in Sweet November. Damn I really love it!!! Hilton?! I HAD to watcth one of her Simple Life season on a task, and God how I hate her ever since!!! Hilton's no actress or such thing like that. Hilton's scrap in movie business, that's the truth!
People, come on. This is not a real quote. Paris Hilton does not have a large or developed enough vocabulary to incorporate the word 'vying' into a sentence.
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT PARIS HILTON LOOKS LIKE A RAT? HER SISTER(WHO IS AS DUMB AS SHE IS)LOOKS BETTER. PARIS COULD NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO CHARLIZE. NOW SHE IS VERY SEXY!
Funny..I don't think Charlize will have competition anytime soon. Paris has no acting talent whatsoever. But it would be funny to watch her audition for a movie..they could put it in the bloopers at the end.
Just look at the enlarged pics of the two of them, why would this lazy eyed fool want to compare herself to Charlize Theron in any way, shape, or form? Charlize is GORGEOUS!! Paris is a fug. Next you know she will be telling the world how she could compete with a young Grace Kelly in the looks department. Paris is a homely rat eyed beaked nose hag. Sorry but it is true.
must be the same coach that told jessica s. she can act(dukes). he/she should be ashamed for lying to them! havent seen house of wax but just that five second clip I saw of PARIS told me she sucks!! and no way in hell is she like CHARLIZE! I've seen CHARLIZE's movies and she CAN act no doubt about it. CHARLIZE wasn't nominated for a RAZZIE AWARD, PARIS!!
There is no frekking way in hell that Paris Hilton would be able to have the same talent of charlize Theron i am disgusted in her and her and her 'acting coach' that she would have the much confidence and is that full of herself that she could even compare herself to charlize theron! And anyway charlize theron will never be a porn-star coz shes not stupid enough ( well actually she is not dum at all!) to film herself while having sex with her 'boyfriends' or should i say 'flings'. She give a new meaning to these words 'dumb blonde' shes a disgrace to her country and all of their values and of course also a disgrace to all of the 'smart blondes' out there of course one who are'nt porn stars! lets hope she does'nt shag paul McCartney!
i have'nt seen many of charlize therons movies but i sure damn know that that paris slutty hilton should even of dared to compare herself to her i mean i think it is abit low a 25 year olf still starring in stupid films and shows like the o.c and go eww.. orange people! i mean for gods sakes shes the one with the damn spray tan! get a real job u high strung porn star and stop putting down people who are more talented and have had better sucess than you u she-male!
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They have the same acting styles? Funny, I don't think Charlize ever made a shitty night-vision sex tape, but if she did, I bet she wouldn't lie there like a dead fish.
By M-M-M-Mishy, on 12:11 PM
Utterly amazing! Paris you are too much!
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Her acting coach just paid his rent in cash for the next year.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
what the hell is wrong with american press just stop talking 2 about this whore and maybe she will disapear.
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
simply delusional.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Eeew. Emaciated side-boob in pic 4.
I have zero doubt that Charlize Theron blows farts with more acting talent than Paris Hilton. She could eat a bowl of suaerkraut, chase it with a six-pack of warm beer, ride a wonky rollercoaster and STILL maintain a higher level of grace and dignity than that vapid twat.
Charlize Theron=Hawtest African American Evar
By Gonzo, on 12:46 PM
I still got an old ten speed kicking around and may have taken it for a spin a few times last year. Lucky for Lance going into retirement because I would be challenging him for the next Tour de France for sure.
Paris' logical deduction is breathtaking.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
No wonder her bestfriend isn't speaking to her anymore.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Vy away Paris, you're not getting Charlize's roles.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
I tried playing some soccer once, scored too, so now i'm going to be competing for England Coach.
...Surely if we all band together, we can raise enough money to have this bitch killed.
By sam991, on 1:21 PM
So are those dollar bills in her hand to bribe photogs to getthe right boob shot, ........
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
She's right! Paris could have handled that crummy role that killed "Arrested Development" just fine. It might even have been interesting in a car crash kinda way, instead of mind numbingly dull.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
dollar bills go a long way to bribe photogs to keep clicking the camera on this skank....... or were they payment for something else ( like keeping something else secret)
By wickedlee, on 1:50 PM
I think she is some kind of elf with magical powers to keep ppl intrested in her. Look at her ear in the 3rd pic. She could show me she can cure cancer by a touch and I still would kill her on the spot just to be rid of her.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Paris Hilton apparently IS so stupid she couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructons were written on the heel.
By isecore, on 2:31 PM
i didn't think 'blonde' was an acting syle.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
You might think i'm crazy. But i think with time, and practice, she can do it.
She impressed the hell out of me when she did SNL. I'm still sticking by my thoery that he isn't as dumb as everyone thinks.
By Mateo, on 3:13 PM
???She is so pointless.
By nunya, on 3:55 PM
^^
Anyone who's seen Monster and still thinks Paris could pull that off with ANY amount of 'practice' is just as delusional as she is.
Yay for unnecessarily long sentences. :D
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Look for Charlize as Paris in "Monster 2 - the Truckstop Whore Years"
By whoop, on 4:06 PM
Not only is Charlize Gorgeous and has real blue eyes, she is actually talented. Paris can not act, and she is a homely bird nose woonky eyed porn "star." The whole Hilton family is delusional. You just know her mother Kathy is believing all this crap.....Note to Kathy, YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE BOTH FUGLY & HOOK NOSED AND, JUST LIKE VALENTINO SAID: NOT EVEN PRETTY AND THE WHOLE HILTON FAMILY IS TRASH AND UNTALENTED. OUCH!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
The only way PH is going to land any roles in film(with the exception of porno videos) is if she bankroles the project.
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
hahahha that bitch is actually pretty funny!
By Anonymous, on 11:40 PM
hahahah that bitch is actually pretty funny
By Anonymous, on 11:41 PM
I watched Theron in Sweet November. Damn I really love it!!! Hilton?! I HAD to watcth one of her Simple Life season on a task, and God how I hate her ever since!!! Hilton's no actress or such thing like that. Hilton's scrap in movie business, that's the truth!
By Aaron, on 12:01 AM
People, come on. This is not a real quote. Paris Hilton does not have a large or developed enough vocabulary to incorporate the word 'vying' into a sentence.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 AM
Paris Hilton, competing for Charlize Theron's roles had to be the best news Charlize has had in a while.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 AM
Hahahahahahaha- well said- you just made my morning!
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
I guess the various STDs have spread to her nervous system...wait a minute, she'd have to have a brain for that to happen
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
paris hilton...actress? OMIGOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT W/O WANTING TO PEE MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT PARIS HILTON LOOKS LIKE A RAT? HER SISTER(WHO IS AS DUMB AS SHE IS)LOOKS BETTER. PARIS COULD NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO CHARLIZE. NOW SHE IS VERY SEXY!
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
Rat bird
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
Not only is Charlize gorgeous, but she is also one of the few actresses who is famous because of TRUE talent. I love her, she is simply amazing.
By SweetBloggings, on 1:23 PM
Funny..I don't think Charlize will have competition anytime soon. Paris has no acting talent whatsoever. But it would be funny to watch her audition for a movie..they could put it in the bloopers at the end.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
So does this mean I can expect that remake of Little Women starring Charlize and Paris at my nearby multiplex soon?!
Yeah Babeeee! Can't wait!
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
Compare Hilton to a porn star and still she's bad!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:03 AM
Just look at the enlarged pics of the two of them, why would this lazy eyed fool want to compare herself to Charlize Theron in any way, shape, or form? Charlize is GORGEOUS!! Paris is a fug. Next you know she will be telling the world how she could compete with a young Grace Kelly in the looks department. Paris is a homely rat eyed beaked nose hag. Sorry but it is true.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
gonzo, charlize theron is south african, she looks nothing like an african american
By Anonymous, on 2:59 AM
paris is like all smoking hot , but her pussi stinks so bad, and her ass leaks ....
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
must be the same coach that told jessica s. she can act(dukes). he/she should be ashamed for lying to them! havent seen house of wax but just that five second clip I saw of PARIS told me she sucks!! and no way in hell is she like CHARLIZE! I've seen CHARLIZE's movies and she CAN act no doubt about it. CHARLIZE wasn't nominated for a RAZZIE AWARD, PARIS!!
By carla, on 12:03 PM
"gonzo, charlize theron is south african, she looks nothing like an african american"
Let's see, she's from Africa, and now she lives in American. That's more "African American" than most people who use that title.
If you mean skin colour, then say so.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
There is no frekking way in hell that Paris Hilton would be able to have the same talent of charlize Theron i am disgusted in her and her and her 'acting coach' that she would have the much confidence and is that full of herself that she could even compare herself to charlize theron! And anyway charlize theron will never be a porn-star coz shes not stupid enough ( well actually she is not dum at all!) to film herself while having sex with her 'boyfriends' or should i say 'flings'. She give a new meaning to these words 'dumb blonde' shes a disgrace to her country and all of their values and of course also a disgrace to all of the 'smart blondes' out there of course one who are'nt porn stars! lets hope she does'nt shag paul McCartney!
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
yes i'm sure paris hilton is gonna ditch her slutty fat whore look maybe 'he' one day will actually know what serious means eh?
By pinkpanda16, on 9:04 PM
i have'nt seen many of charlize therons movies but i sure damn know that that paris slutty hilton should even of dared to compare herself to her i mean i think it is abit low a 25 year olf still starring in stupid films and shows like the o.c and go eww.. orange people! i mean for gods sakes shes the one with the damn spray tan! get a real job u high strung porn star and stop putting down people who are more talented and have had better sucess than you u she-male!
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
god i wish that bitch would die!
By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM
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