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So ... Spears and Federline were out post-Grammy partying and there is speculation as to whether or not that ghastly, biker gang, wedding in a graveyard get up she was wearing allowed a couple nipple slips that evening. Yes, I'm aware there is a difference between an areola and a nipple, thank you, but the industry term seems to be all inclusive where color changes in breast flesh are concerned. Anyway ...

This is one of the pictures floating around which has peaked everyone's curiousity. (Yes, the use of "peaked" rather than "piqued" was a booby reference. C'mon. Lighten up, people.)

This is a very, very large picture of another alleged "slip" from the same night which may or may not prove something or nothing (other than how the closer they get, the more irritating they are).

I've already said this before. I love boobs. I don't need a couple inches of what may or may not be Britney's areola to make me want to see more of her boobs. I've seen enough of them to know I don't love them. Those supposed nip-slip pictures up there don't seem to make sense since the pictures below which feature Britney's nipples could make the "South" arrow on a compass jealous. You're more likely to catch a nip-slip of hers through an upskirt shot.

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Maybe her areolas are the size of dinner plates. Then it would make sense.

By eewww, on 4:36 PM
During pregancy (and for awhile afterwards) the areola greatly expands in size.

I don't understand why she isn't leaking in any of these braless photos, or why she isn't concerned of this.

By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
Thank you Jenny/Todd. This blog has become the standard for its type of content. You guys are becoming the Matt Drudge of the "hardcore celebrity gossip"
Keep up the good work...

By Disgusted, on 4:45 PM
why oh why do you give white trash money...

By ... jacek ..., on 4:45 PM
I've been pregnant twice, and my areolas never increased in size. They've always been the size of a half dollar coin. They didn't even change size when my boobs were engorged with milk. The preganancy hormones did make them darker for a while though.

By mama, on 4:47 PM
@ 4:42 - breastmilk dries up if you don't use it and i doubt she breastfeeds.

By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
It most certainly was a slip of the nip...Access Hollywood wasn't aware of what they were showing and I could easily see the protruding areola

By M, on 5:23 PM
In the preg pic with her in the berry colored tie up shirt, you can see the outline of HUGE areolas through her shirt.

Definite areola slip at the Grammys. Based on these preggie pics, she has nips the size of dinner plates - almost the whole size of her boob.

By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
I think it was just the lining of the material. Prolly breast shields you stick on your breasts like you get at Victoria Secret. Her boobs are too saggy for the areola to be that high.

By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
Mmmm. Cream-filled boobies. I bet it tastes like Baileys and coffee.

By Gonzo, on 5:53 PM
No wonder she's never posed nude. She has one of the most unappealing pairs of breasts I've ever seen.

By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
ewwwwwwwwwww, Britney = grossness!

By Dave, on 7:24 PM
The strap of her dress is down around her elbow, thus reveling a bit of aereola. There is no photoshopping in this particular picture.

By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
Nice knees in picture 2, Britney. Gag.

In the middle picture at the bottom, she has her sweats rolled down to show off her belly fat and tattoo. Maybe to take the focus off her saggy boobs (Buy a bra at Walmart with your other purchases, Brit!).

By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
It's "PIQUED everyone's curiousity," not "PEAKED." The way to prove how low-class celebrities are is to catch them misusing the english language; if you yourself make mistakes, you're elevating celebrities. Bad move.

By E Train, on 10:01 PM
hey critical guy, dont ya think that maybe there is a double entendre with the peaks=boobs thing or whatever. nobody likes an English Nazi. Relax and enjoy, 'cause.... DAMN.

By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
what does "nsfw" mean?

By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
check out Kfed's cuff, it's totally frayed!!, couldn't they aforsd a tailor???

By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
"You're more likely to catch a nip-slip of hers through an upskirt shot."

Now that made me almost shoot my drink out of my nose.
Even though when she is bra-less her nips are pretty droopy... she is most probably wearing some sort of support with that dress to lift her boobs up some.
That's why we're seeing nipples higher than they normally would be.
Anyways... that's my theory :P heh...
And am I the only one that wants to poke Federline's eyes out with a fork....

By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
Haven't they divorced yet??

Can I have "Two people I wish would fall off the face of the planet for 1600. Alex?

www.wrestlingbeltworld.com

By Wrestling Beltworld, on 12:37 AM
she is so nasty and trailer trash

By Anonymous, on 5:56 AM
Around here, we call those Torpedo Titties.

By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
i agree with etrain

By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM
nsfw=not safe for work

By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
Man those nips don't point south...they point south-east and south-west!!

By indyfag, on 8:31 AM
"what does "nsfw" mean?"

Google it, dude.

By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
seriously... guys are you with me that you wouldn't fuck britney now??? she used to be so hot, now just looking at her makes me want to vomit. pregnancy is gross enough, but a white trash pregnancy is just too much to handle.

By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
ITS just a nipple!!! we all have them, hell my dog even has a couple

By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
I'll never feel sorry for that bitch again after seeing those pictures of her driving around with her baby in her lap. She admitted is was a "mistake" the other day. Dumb, selfish, talentless cunt. Fuck her.

By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
Shut up, "e train." Get a sense of humour.

By e train's mom, on 1:06 PM
you know, anon 8:38, if you were going to waste the time to type "google it, dude" when someone asked what nsfw meant, you could have just as easily told them yourself in that same amount of time. so why bother being annoying?

By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
NSFW means "Not Suitable For Work."

By ranesing, on 7:47 AM
NSFW = NOT SAFE FOR WORK

By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
K-Fed needs to brush his teeth. Now THAT'S gross.

By Kim, on 9:12 AM
Right on anon 8:46

By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
Man...both Britney and K-Fed are chunking the deuce...that just became uncool.

By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
Alright, I'm a little late, but is anyone else bothered by picture #2 with the wife beater and sweatpants that with one wrong move would show off her c-section scar? It reminds me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM


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