Jenny McCarthy Wants an Orgy
I always wanted an orgy to see what it was like, but never got the opportunity. I have good boobs and I know they'd get a lot of attention. Hey if someone's tickling my body parts I'm happy."
My 1995 diary is very specific in the fact that the first time I have sex with Jenny McCarthy it's during a foursome with Alyssa Milano and that waitress from Red Lobster. The drawings in the margin clearly show that Jenny surprisingly likes anal and that Alyssa should really rinse that stuff out of her eyes before it dries. So based on that, it's pretty obvious to me that Jenny McCarthy would eventually say something like this. She's probably been gangbanged by the New York Knicks and already forgotten about it, but what do you expect? It's Jenny McCarthy. She's dumb. She could find Bigfoot riding a dolphin in her swimming pool, and when you'd ask her about it the next day, she would just belch and ask you to pull her finger.
31 Comments:
she's so bad at being bad. i'd like to punch my fist through that gaping hole she calls a mouth. yaaaaaaawn...
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
I can hardly stand how gross she is.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
That's so hot. I'll be happy to volunteer myself and some of my friends to help her make that happen.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Alyssa milano has hairy arms
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
I'd like to tickle her body parts ......... with my penis.
I realize that wasn't funny or witty or anything, but I really would like to tickle her body parts with my penis. I'm just being honest.
By abe, on 9:23 AM
Jenny McCarthy is a mother. For the sake of her young child, she should shut her goddamn mouth as to prevent further humiliation once the kid is old enough to understand.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Yeah, I'd like to tickle her with both of my penises. What?... I'm just being honest.
By Tiggle, on 9:38 AM
yawn..this may have been a shocking thing to say 10-15 years ago..but now kids in jr high and high school are having orgies..so fucking what.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM
are you calling todd a queen?
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
As a recent guest on "Idontlikeyouthatway" commented: It's good to be the Queen...
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
"Hey if someone's tickling my body parts I'm happy."
yep.. bitch has issues. didn't her marriage end or something? surely just trying to make him jealous.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Can she pose for a photo at all where her mouth is completely CLOSED?
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
What a waste of space.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
she is such a starfucker... she wants attention so bad, it's pathetic
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
Leagally Blonde?
That "I'd like to try an orgy" line might've worked back in the 70's, on Jack Tripper. Hey, did Reese Witherspoon get started playing her in the movies? Happy Oscar Night.
By Agent Orange, on 5:09 PM
As long as she video's it, mor power to her.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
WHat's really sad is that not long ago, Jenna Jameson said that they both got together and Ms Playboy acted like she was too good to have her snatch munched by a pr0n star and now she tries to get her little 2mins of 'look how bad I am' publicity and the media are carrying it like it was something so titillating.
By the way, I believed Jamesons account of their trysts on Stern's radio show because it was believe and shes too shitty an actress to come out with such a storyling. Besides, shes fucked so many people, its not like she has to invent an affair with a manly looking over the hill bunny.
McCarthy's press release screamed "LOOK AT ME. I AM SO WILD.LOOK...LOOOK...PLeaaaaaase..."
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
She sure will. I'd like to talk to her, and have a serious conversation. I wonder what she's really like.
By Mateo, on 5:45 PM
I'd hit it. i don't care, i'm fat, white, and desperate. i'd hit a dead cow if i could find one (the live cows kick)
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
There is nothing more wrong than the thought of a white gal banged by a bunch of black basketball players. SHAME.
By Rocky, on 6:40 PM
The problem with Jenny McCarthy is the same problem with Pamela "And"erson... she's taken the 500,000 she made through playboy and started talking about shit that nobody cares about... "the chickens are abused..." Who the hell cares, they taste good. Jenny denouncing a tryst with Jenna is quite possibly the worst move she's ever made. I.E. Paris Hilton... who the fuck cares about Paris Hilton... but she's everywhere ... for saying what.... "Should I answer that?"... yeah I've seen it... I ain't skeered.... I'm so tired of playmates is my point for those of you who've read this.... fucking Shanna Moakler from that "whatever the hell it's called dating the guy from ... my fault married to the guy that plays the drums for that band i can't remember..." They've got a fucking show about that now.... and she's acting... like there's not 25,000 acting majors that don't get a chance because these bimbos show their tits... who fucking cares.
By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM
Awesome
she's the hottest woman to ever live
Dumber than a bag of shit...but who cares?
By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM
I always thought Jenny was funny in an obvious way. I aint mad at her. Sure she tries a little too hard but whatever...
She does have a really large mouth though, huh? Wow...
By Leah, on 8:42 PM
she's just how i like 'em.
black n' nasty.
no wait....ground up and in the freezer........but not yet...... $
By Anonymous, on 12:39 AM
.....it's true.......Alyssa DOES have hairy arms!!!!!! I'm glad somebody else noticed that!! HA HA HA.....
I've always dug Jenny's look, but her toilet humor is an erection killer!!!! Alyssa's arms on the other hand can be waxed, and then you're set!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
I might have to bang the shit out of her just to shut her up.
By Anonymous, on 7:42 AM
i would fuck her anytime...
By uberlinkert, on 7:57 AM
Shes gorgeous and has a funny personality, but come on, shes a MOTHER now, does she think about the things she says?? Her poor son will be reading this stuff eventually...I think it's pretty tasteless.
By Danielle, on 12:10 PM
I still think she is really a man.
By moo, on 6:24 PM
you guys, she has the herpes. groossss!
By Anonymous, on 2:31 AM
Herpes is delicious
- Jelly
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
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