Clay Aiken is Straight


We're still receiving hate mail in regard to our last post on Gay Gayken's gayness telling us how horrible we are for calling him gay. They're also reminding us he's a devout Christian and his penis is no sinner. I haven't yet spoken to Clay's penis to confirm these allegations, but I have seen these webcam conversation screencaps a 22 year old homosexual school teacher sent to the National Enquirer. He says they met through a gay website and Clay did a little striptease hoping they could meet up and get it on. Portions of their chat transcript are in the National Enquirer.

But, yeah, I know all of this proves nothing. I'm sure he was shirtless and posing on the webcam while preaching the word of Jesus to a bible study chatroom. "Let's now discuss Genesis 8 and my sexy pecs because they give it to you two at a time just like Noah, then we'll finish off with Psalm 69, yeah baby!"