Kate Bosworth is such a tease. How dare she prevent some sort of hi-res camera flashy, x-ray vision reveal, or a nip slip, by doing whatever superglued to the boobies fabric magic she did at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. When I first saw the design and color of this dress, I couldn't help but be reminded of one of the Yip-Yip Martians from Sesame Street. She looks like she could tuck her head and torso in that dress if anything scares her. I dare you to try and find a hotter Sesame Street Martian than Kate Bosworth, though. Yip-yip, uh huh, that's right ... I didn't think so.


Just for fun here's the classic 'Yip-Yips Meet the Telephone' video.