Colin Farrell and Kate Moss are rumored to be secretly dating. They reportedly have been friends for a while, but suddenly their friendship is developing into a full-fledged romance, albeit over the phone because Colin Farrell is in the U.S. filming Pride and Glory and Kate is in the U.K. An insider tells In Touch magazine:

Since they're both working on their sobriety, they completely understand the struggle. Plus, they both happen to be very attracted to one another."

Obviously this is a lie and Colin Farrell is still on drugs, because Kate Moss is a fugly mess. Who has no body. Who's had this guy's penis inside her. And this girl's vagina rub on her. Clearly this is a mistake. Like the time my teacher told me, "Come on, it's only gay if you're on the bottom." That really wasn't true at all. In hindsight, I think he was just saying that.

Farrell in Queens, N.Y. on March 10th:


Promo pictures from Ask the Dust: