I think it's funny how all girls/ women say "I'd do her," who ever "her" is. But did you ever stop to think...would they do you? Most likely not. Besides Jolie is the cliched answer every straight girl gives.
Everyone in the world thinks Angelina would be the best lay ever, but Billy Bob has even said that she isnt all that great because she is a celebrity and only worries about herself in bed, so he said for this reason chubby chicks are better lays then most celebrities.
c'mon...she's a walking skeleton right now...she's probably so high on 'doing the right thing' that she does not even know what's she's doing. too bad brad fell for her. she's finished
I don't think the Ellen strap-on comment was necessary. Soooo gross...oh, the mental image you provided....there goes my appetite for the weekend. *dry heave*
I don't know which Ellen is more of: ugly or annoying??
In all seriousness, Portia might be making her way back to straight. Afterall, Ellen is probably the most masculine woman this side of the Indigo Girls.
I was in my doctor's office the other day and I thought I saw Angelina standing in the corner. Turns out it was just a human skeleton replica thing. I fucked it anyway. It just laid there, like BillyBob said she would.
Jenny, while i applaud you wholeheartedly, there is no way in the world that Bound sucked. Aside from clit, that is. I'm a straight guy and i thought that was better than most of the crap that come out that year.
JJ - Portia De Rossi has never been straight, and she left her girlfriend/partner for Ellen. Portia had that same girlfriend while she was on Ally McBeal, too.
Thanks for the info. I didn't know Portia has always been playing for the Lesbian team. You learn something new everyday. ;) I DID know she left her partner for sexy Ellen.
saint angelina is gorgouse, and i am a straight girl, I would do her anytime.That Jennifer Aniston never had a chance once Brad laid eyes on her.I hear the sex between them is mindblowing per one hotel resident in Kenya who blabbed to the press.
Ellen has a history of making lesbians go stright. That's why I'm not a lesbian. Slim pickings. But I have to say that as fas as strictly lesbians go Portia is the prettiest, most feminine I have seen. If a girl wants a hot femme, she'll have to settle for a bi-chick
Ellen doesn't have any such "history." Anne Heche was never with a woman before Ellen. She met her and fell in love with her. It was a surprising thing for her, because she had always been attracted to men before that.
I think Angelina Jolie is the sexest woman in the movies today. She has always been sexy, and she will always be sexy. Halle Barry is ok and Ms. Queen is doing the danm thing. Barrymore should have been highr on the list but hey! Number one is the right person.
P.S. I am not even Guy and I can say that Jolie is Sexy!
scarlett johannsen any day..jolie will leave brad eventually he is way to white bread for her..she seems like she likes some grains in her bread and some girls in her bed :) . Ellen degeneres is a legend and gina gershon has lips to kill or die for..
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That was hot ;)
By Anonymous, on 1:57 AM
You crack me up :)
By Ingrid, on 2:09 AM
Queen Latifah? really? with all that fat, and all that... oh maybe Queen and Missy... duhh...
By Anonymous, on 2:19 AM
hahah the part about Salma Hayek made me smile :P
By Anonymous, on 2:55 AM
her eyes are mystifying, she is gorgeous
By Anonymous, on 3:07 AM
Angelina was hot in Gia, totally great girl on girl action.
By Bama Girl, on 7:04 AM
I think it's funny how all girls/ women say "I'd do her," who ever "her" is. But did you ever stop to think...would they do you? Most likely not. Besides Jolie is the cliched answer every straight girl gives.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 AM
Everyone in the world thinks Angelina would be the best lay ever, but Billy Bob has even said that she isnt all that great because she is a celebrity and only worries about herself in bed, so he said for this reason chubby chicks are better lays then most celebrities.
By dilweed, on 7:12 AM
@ anonymous 7:10
Get a sense of humour.
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
I've jerked off three times to this post already. Good work!
By Dr. Feel, on 7:27 AM
Billy Bob said he never said that. That story was a lie.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
And besides, who cares if all she would care about in bed is herself?? You'd still be able to say that YOU FUCKED ANGELINA JOLIE, and could die happy.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 AM
I'd eat ice cream out of Queen Latifah's ass! She is sooooooo hot.
By Ernie, on 7:57 AM
c'mon...she's a walking skeleton right now...she's probably so high on 'doing the right thing' that she does not even know what's she's doing.
too bad brad fell for her. she's finished
By anne, on 7:58 AM
Of course lesbians love her...she's a she-man.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
Re: A Jolie
(fingers cramp...wrist goes numb...eyes roll back...fall off bed.)
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...
By House of Mayhem, on 8:39 AM
finished? she will never be finished! she is beautiful and very talented compare to that maniston with clown-chin.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
She looks heavily airbrushed in those first three pictures.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
I don't think the Ellen strap-on comment was necessary. Soooo gross...oh, the mental image you provided....there goes my appetite for the weekend. *dry heave*
I don't know which Ellen is more of: ugly or annoying??
In all seriousness, Portia might be making her way back to straight. Afterall, Ellen is probably the most masculine woman this side of the Indigo Girls.
JJ
By joejoe, on 10:03 AM
I was in my doctor's office the other day and I thought I saw Angelina standing in the corner. Turns out it was just a human skeleton replica thing. I fucked it anyway. It just laid there, like BillyBob said she would.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
IS it possible for there to be a post involving AJ w/o someone throwing some retarded comment about Aniston in?
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
kd lang back when she did that photoshoot with cindy crawford. yum!
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Good lord, I am so fucking sick of seeing that bitch everywhere. At this point I hate Brad, Angelina and both the fucking kids.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Jenny, while i applaud you wholeheartedly, there is no way in the world that Bound sucked. Aside from clit, that is. I'm a straight guy and i thought that was better than most of the crap that come out that year.
By sam991, on 11:01 AM
i'd rather get scarlett johannson naked any day.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
JJ - Portia De Rossi has never been straight, and she left her girlfriend/partner for Ellen. Portia had that same girlfriend while she was on Ally McBeal, too.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
anon 1:36,
Thanks for the info. I didn't know Portia has always been playing for the Lesbian team. You learn something new everyday. ;)
I DID know she left her partner for sexy Ellen.
JJ
By joejoe, on 1:57 PM
saint angelina is gorgouse, and i am a straight girl, I would do her anytime.That Jennifer Aniston never had a chance once Brad laid eyes on her.I hear the sex between them is mindblowing per one hotel resident in Kenya who blabbed to the press.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Ellen has a history of making lesbians go stright. That's why I'm not a lesbian. Slim pickings. But I have to say that as fas as strictly lesbians go Portia is the prettiest, most feminine I have seen. If a girl wants a hot femme, she'll have to settle for a bi-chick
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
I would do about 1 million girls before i would ever think about touching angelina jolie
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
Ellen doesn't have any such "history." Anne Heche was never with a woman before Ellen. She met her and fell in love with her. It was a surprising thing for her, because she had always been attracted to men before that.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
Jodie Foster and Queen Latifah are on the list and Mischa Barton isn't?
Remind me to not let my lesbian cousin hook me up on a blind date.
P.S.: Angelina's tatoos are fugly.
By Lloydyboy, on 8:21 PM
I can't believe Bee Aurther didn't make the list. ...I'll trade 3 Angelina Jole pics for one naked Weezie Jefferson
By Anonymous, on 4:24 AM
Does anyone know what the tatoos are on her back?
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
I took that poll, and it was rigged. Those were the only women listed on the poll. Ellen degeneres should have been on that list.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 PM
Holie is overrated. She thinks she's too beautiful and therefore thinks she doesn't need to do any work in the sack
By Anonymous, on 11:48 PM
i love angelina. she's totally hot.oh i'm not a lesbian.
kyla
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
what about jessica alba???
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
Jessica Albe is a man.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Jolie is carrying my love child.
By Jessiepie, on 1:32 PM
I think Angelina Jolie is the sexest woman in the movies today. She has always been sexy, and she will always be sexy. Halle Barry is ok and Ms. Queen is doing the danm thing. Barrymore should have been highr on the list but hey! Number one is the right person.
P.S. I am not even Guy and I can say that Jolie is Sexy!
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
Nice nose job Angelina ! Your new nose is now slimmer, thinnier and you're gorgeous !
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
She's hot.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 PM
She's hot no matter what!
By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM
scarlett johannsen any day..jolie will leave brad eventually he is way to white bread for her..she seems like she likes some grains in her bread and some girls in her bed :) . Ellen degeneres is a legend and gina gershon has lips to kill or die for..
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
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