Britney Spears Has Table Manners

46 Comments:

  • I'm surprised she even KNEW how to change a diaper let alone it was diry. Wait a miunte, she has to chage Kevin's diaper too. No, that's the nanny's job also. My Mistake.

    By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

  • she is retarded, does she think because she is Britney F***** Spears she can do that? the manager is as retarded for being such a wimp, I wish I was the manager.
    BTW the comment " DNA transplant " was so funny.LOL.

    By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM  

  • I'm so glad you guys post these pictures of her without all that makeup and airbrushing so people know she's really just a fugly acne face underneath it all.

    By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM  

  • i love how célébrity artist Picasso gets tacked on to the bill in the smallest font on that sign after such prolific artists like David Bowie, Tony Bennett, & Ron Wood...

    By Art Forum, on 4:47 PM  

  • You can take the girl out of Louisiana...

    By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM  

  • What a miserable fucking life she must lead. Cunting paparazzi!

    By jazzsinger, on 4:54 PM  

  • I see moms do that all the time at all different places. Just b/c shes Britney Spears its a big deal *rolls eyes*

    By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM  

  • I can't believe what happend to this girl. Shes a mess. one one hand, I understand she doesn't care how she looks to the paparazzi anymore, and i repect that.

    But on the other hand, she's a fat pig.

    By Mateo, on 5:50 PM  

  • That's what they have changing tables in bathrooms for, especially in expensive restaurants. What a fucking pig. She's useless.

    By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM  

  • I'm sure K-Fed still smears his feces all over the walls...how the hell are they going to raise a baby without the aid of someone not born in a trailer?

    By *Rachel*, on 6:24 PM  

  • "I see moms do that all the time at all different places. Just b/c shes Britney Spears its a big deal *rolls eyes*"


    You know, lots of people also do heroin too and since that's still not a good idea, I don't see how changing your baby on a restaurant table is "OK" just because there's more than one totally vile person in the world doing it as well.

    The thing is, most normal people don't think baby poop is cute or that it is, in any other way, attractive. They don't think it smells good and they don't want it anywhere near their food. People who do nasty shit like that (no pun intended har har) should be sterilized on sight.

    By meli, on 6:33 PM  

  • trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM  

  • meli - you're absolutely right. marry me.

    By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM  

  • It's Britney Spears. What can we do?

    The Solution Tie a twinkie to a stick, strap it on her forehead, and watch her chase herself into a greasy puddle on the Santa Monica Freeway. It'll smell like bacon and perfume.

    As for the kid, well, he's fucked. No matter what he achieves in life, he is Douchebag's legacy. He's half Spears and half Federline. It's like a joke with no punchline. The Scientology fucks won't even take him into the fold--regardless of his inheritance. Well, that is assuming his inheritance will include more than a bag of Cheetos, a broken rubber, and an expired penicillin prescription.

    Oh, yeah. No hope for that kid.

    By Gonzo, on 7:08 PM  

  • jazzsinger
    You have given me a new word: cunting

    I will find a way to use that in a sentence tomorrow. And the day after. And just to make sure I've mastered it, the day after that, too.

    By Gonzo, on 7:15 PM  

  • the manager needs to grow some balls. I dont blame this whole thing on Britney (we all know she's a fat slob), I blame the manager. By allowing this shit to go on, he's just enouraging her. I hope the next time she's changing the baby's diaper in the restaurant a health inspector walks in. Moron!

    By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM  

  • Meli, she's a fucking pig! It's disgusting. Tell you what, why don't I take a shit and whipe my ass at your table the next time you want to eat out. Let's see how you'd like eating where my ass has been.

    I don't give a damn if it's a baby or not. Shit is shit. And Britt's baby's shit doesn't belong on a table where people have to eat.

    FUCKING PIG! FUCKING PIG! PIG! PIG! PIG! TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! FUCKING WHITE TRASH PIG! DIE!

    By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM  

  • Is it just me, or does Britty no longer have a neck or chin?

    By Anonymous, on 5:36 AM  

  • She is such a retard, she probably thought doing that would make her look like a good mother. People would coo,
    "Ooooh, look! She changes her own baby's diapers instead of giving the kid to the nanny. Awww!"
    She's a hillbilly idiot, but blame her parents for whoring her out to get them out of bankruptcy instead of
    keeping her in school.

    By Anonymous, on 5:57 AM  

  • She never had a neck or chin (or ankles, either, for that matter). Most people were too busy being mesmerized by her fake tits to notice.

    By Anonymous, on 6:00 AM  

  • To the anonymous poster with tourettes:

    You should really consider reading more than just the first line or two of a comment before getting your panties in a wad. If you read the entire comment, you'll see that the first bit is a quote from someone else and you'll also get an idea of exactly what I'd do to you if you started to pull your pants down while I was trying to have dinner.

    By meli, on 6:41 AM  

  • Meli, you are hilarious, I agree with what you said this is disgusting I have NEVER seen anyone change a diaper at a table while people are eating, I wonder where the other poster that said it happens all the time eats?

    By Melissa, on 7:14 AM  

  • God is dead. If He existed, he wouldn't let people like Britney to have kids.
    I feel sorry for Preston for having such retarded parents.

    By Ivy, on 8:03 AM  

  • Totally w/ Meli and Melissa here. I don't care who the hell she is, poop is poop. And I have never seen that in a resteraunt either. In answer to Melissa's question - McDonalds, in "the deep south".

    By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM  

  • anon 8:29
    I am in the 'deep south' and I have never seen anything so gross in my life. It must be a extra special Louisana trash tradition.

    By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM  

  • Meli and Melissa, I would love to join you guys in teaching Brit the finer points of motherhood. Then again, unless she had a lobotomy I don't think we'd be able to teach her common sense and courtesy!

    By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM  

  • Now being that any sort of comeback attempt for Brit is futile, why can't we just stop caring about her and maybe she'll disappear back into the trailersphere from which she came...

    By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM  

  • meli rules.

    nice retort.

    By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM  

  • I am from Louisiana and we don't have specil trash traditions. Not to mention Britney didn't even spend the majority of her childhood growing up in Louisiana. She chose to change the babies diaper and i don't think it's a reflection of the state she's from, so please refrain from trying to make all people from Louisiana look like hicks.

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM  

  • Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away(?)

    She gives me the creeps.

    By moo, on 10:59 AM  

  • Now don't we all feel better beating up on Britney. I'm sure she cares what the f--- you all think about her and her parenting skills. Must be nice to be so superior.

    By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM  

  • I don't like Britney, but I think she should be given a break on the fat thing. It takes most moms months to lose all their baby weight (7 for me). Expecting a woman to bounce back so soon after having a baby is totally unrealistic and an example of how much the Hollywood ideal is screwing normal people.
    And, I would never change my baby on a restuarant table. If there is not changing table in the restroom I change her in the car on the seat.

    By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

  • Damn right I'm superior. I don't need a nanny to take care of my kids. That's what parents are for. Yes, needing a nanny all the time means you're a shitty parent.

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • Now don't we all feel better beating up on Britney. I'm sure she cares what the f--- you all think about her and her parenting skills. Must be nice to be so superior.

    March 16, 2006 11:33 AM

    nope I dont feel any better. actually my rage increases whenever I ponder britney spears. its probably pretty unhealthy.
    and Im sure she doesnt give a f--- what other people think of her parenting skills. shitty parents never do.

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM  

  • Whatever happened to that sweet girl who was on the Mickey Mouse Club? Damn, it broke my heart when she and Justin broke up!!

    By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM  

  • Fake celebrity or not, that PUTA should know better not to change her baby on the table...what's her mom's defense on this one now? Brit-Brit was just exploring her motherhood? She was just changing him on the table because er doctor told her to? Puh-lease.

    By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM  

  • Being from Louisiana too, I need to chime in here. Not everyone from this state is a stupid redneck, hillbilly, etc! I never changed my kids' diapers in a restaurant. That is just nasty, and it is a health code violation. It's too bad a health inspector didn't happen to be there when that idiotic manager allowed B.S to do that!

    By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM  

  • changing babies on tables in restaurants, walking around barefoot in gross places, stepping on hypodermic needles, just a day in the life of Britney. Not that I ever thought she was the 'classiest cat' around, but she just sinks to a new low each and every day.

    By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM  

  • I, like a couple others above, am also from Louisiana. Please don't confuse all of us with the likes of Britney. I'm ashamed to say I grew up in the same parish that she did. She is a classic example of a Kentwood trailer park whore.

    By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM  

  • The weight thing is a bit iffy but then again she is Britney Spears she can hire a personal trainer/chef so she can lose the weight. Heidi Klum did it. Britney isn't what she used to be . After Justin everything went downhill for her only one to blame is herself.Justin out kevin in what did we expect? he's just a back up dancer unlike Justin. I don't know what she sees in K-Fed whatever floats her boat I just feel sorry for Sean P. and any other kids they may have.It's like 2 teenagers(very irresponsible ones)raising a child. GROW UP! How old are they again? NOTE: THERE'S A THING CALLED BIRTH CONTROL INVEST IN SOME. Oh and now the rest of the world can see that make up does wonders!! PS K-Fed don't ever rap for a career find something else anything I don't even want to hear 10 seconds of your songs!!My poor ears were tainted when I heard that "PAZZOwhatever"

    By carla, on 12:40 PM  

  • Carla Britney is no supermodel like Heidi Klum. Eww britney is a vile fat ugly whore, she is trash, I bet she smells like shit herself.

    By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM  

  • I know, as a mother, all places DO NOT HAVE changing tables. From the finest ....on down!!!! I bet most comments made regarding "this" ...are by those who DO NOT HAVE children. Moms change diapers everywhere.....we have all seen it. I'd rather see a little babies diaper being changed than to smell someone's expelled gas in public!!!!!!!!!! Common sense was used and poop was not running down Sean's legs and his clothes were not soiled..... I am sure if that had been the case Britney would have excused herself and changed him elswhere.

    She is just a person trying to live a normal life in the midst of people obsessed with her fame and fortune. And those waiting for her to do something "not perfect" so they can criticize. Surprise ....
    she is not perfect....Surprise again, niether are YOU nor am I!!!! Leave her alone and let her live and compliment her for keeping her baby with her and trying to go on with her life!!

    By beth vaughan, destin,fl, on 9:13 PM  

  • are we forgeting this is the same retard that put her child in danger while she drive??? If I or you do things like this bitch does, we'll get (at least) a ticket. Why she is not able to get any punishment???
    beth vaughan... persons living a normal life, as you said, don't do this things...

    By BitchyFriend, on 4:41 PM  

  • WTF ever beth vaughan! I'm a mother and I NEVER changed my daughter's diapers out in public. You must be ignorant white trash just like Britney to think that that's okay to do, especially in a RESTAURANT! It's disgusting, rude, crude, and totally unacceptable. If I'd have been in that restaurant, I'd have called the health department & reported them for allowing this to happen.

    By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM  

  • You know! I stick up for the girl, I know what it's like to be a young mom and have an idiot husband. But, for the love of god! Why does she keep effing up. Why doesn't someone tell her to move to small time usa until she get's her bloody act together. Quit coming out in public. Get it together first. Geeez...I can't keep sticking up her.

    By Jessiepie, on 12:37 PM  

  • I never said britney was a model. I said heidi klum did it meaning losing the baby weight in weeks after she gave birth. britney will never be a model of any type. maybe a model for "TRAILER PARK DIVAS"

    By carla, on 9:04 AM  

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