Not to mention she is wearing way too many necklaces. And her chin/neck in that last photo. Some may say she's trashy but in SOME ways I think it is nice to see someone who is a bit real in hollywood. i'm not a big britney fan esp after the baby fiasco but I don't think she is satan either, like some of the ppl that post. None of us are perfect even though alot of the a-listers would have you believe they are.
I, for one, have no smartass comment to add as Jenny stole all the funnay.
I will go ahead and get this out of the way: Dumbass 1 - I don't like Britney, but she's not fat. Dumbass 2 - I don't like Britney, but she's not that bad. Dumbass 3 - I don't like Britney, but I don't see you on TV. Dumbass 4 - Y'all are just jealous of Britney's billions of dollars and all her fans.
You have got to admit... she's looking a lot more like the old Britney in these Mardi Gras pictures. I do think she's starting to work off the weight. And her skin has cleared up considerably.
But yeah, the mouth doesn't need to be so wide open all the time. There's no need for that.
I hate to admit this, but she looks just like my sister. Especially in the last photo. And my sister opens her mouth like that for pictures too. Why? How the fuck should I know. It's not like we haven't told her time and again that it is COMPLETELY UNATTRACTIVE. Brit, take everyone's advice here: Shut your mouth and dump that grubby dickwad you call your husband.
After two white trash marriages in one year to two semi-literate losers, "Chaotic", the barefoot in the gas station bathroom/dumping ashtrays off her motel balcony/K-FED crotch grabbing publicity shots, and last but not least driving around with her baby on her lap, the networks are still propping Britney Spears up as a mainstream "role model" celebrity with a guest spot on "Will and Grace" and emcee of Mardi Gras for "Good Morning America." What is the world coming to? Hey Hollywood - this is why Bush won!!!!
LOL!! god, who the fuck told her that was cute? you're right, that bitch is ALWAYS chewing gum, even during interviews. somebody needs to cart her trashy ass to the dump.
whoever said "y'all are just jealous of her billions"..you are an idiot..there is a huge difference between millions and billions..she's rich but not even close to being a billionaire
Did you guys know that in the military, we consider Alaska to be overseas? Even though it isn't? Not sure about Canada, but it's still food for thought.
I call bullshit on the dumbass anon 6:22 pm. My wife is in the military, and I know for a fact that you do not receive an overseas housing allowance for either Hawaii or Alaska. You do if you are stationed in a U.S. possession, like the Virgin Islands, but not a state. Dumbass.
the only reason why she was famous in the first place was because of her body. i'm glad that she is fat and normal now, it gives the rest of us a chance to possibly shine out and be hot, you know? she isn't stylish, she was dressed before by other people. now that she's doing it on her own, ew! she has literally no talent, i'm glad that she's finally getting the bashing that was coming. i mean, c'mon, she's a celeb. they always get trashed and bashed. all i can say.. is it's about damned time.
you forgot to show the picture from her wedding nite with her nasty black hair, as she rides shotgun and kevin is driving them away from the popozao i mean papparazzi. she looks like she's cracked out and like mua ha ha this should keep me in the tabloids for the next few mos.
I LOVE that last pic; she's gotten so damn fat, it's great. Twenty bucks sez she'll be on some lame-ass weight-loss reality show (celebrity edition, of course). *sigh*.....she used to be a regular in the 'ol spank bank, too.
She had a kid and she gained weight. I think everyone was waiting for this moment because she's human too. People in the public eye get fat, have dimples on their legs, nipple hair, zits, and even get caught picking their nose. It's so great to see this. I feel better now...
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agreed.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
Not to mention she is wearing way too many necklaces. And her chin/neck in that last photo. Some may say she's trashy but in SOME ways I think it is nice to see someone who is a bit real in hollywood. i'm not a big britney fan esp after the baby fiasco but I don't think she is satan either, like some of the ppl that post. None of us are perfect even though alot of the a-listers would have you believe they are.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
LOL!
I, for one, have no smartass comment to add as Jenny stole all the funnay.
I will go ahead and get this out of the way:
Dumbass 1 - I don't like Britney, but she's not fat.
Dumbass 2 - I don't like Britney, but she's not that bad.
Dumbass 3 - I don't like Britney, but I don't see you on TV.
Dumbass 4 - Y'all are just jealous of Britney's billions of dollars and all her fans.
By Gonzo, on 9:58 PM
Brit apparently attended the Jenny McCarthy/Jessica Simpson School of Modeling. Close your piehole. All of you. Please. Now.
By swg, on 10:06 PM
LMAO!!!! I totally almost spit out my cornflakes, man. That was FABulous!
By Mia, on 11:11 PM
You have got to admit... she's looking a lot more like the old Britney in these Mardi Gras pictures. I do think she's starting to work off the weight. And her skin has cleared up considerably.
But yeah, the mouth doesn't need to be so wide open all the time. There's no need for that.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM
don't worry, under all that makeup she's still acne face, stringy hair britney.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 PM
the pic of her in the chair is insanely hot. i would like to give her a lollipop to use.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 AM
what a bitch. i'd hit her but if i did i'd have animal right's activists on me like acne on jessica simpson before proactive.
By thedoctor, on 1:30 AM
She is cute..
I like her so much..
hello jealous-people, just tell me that you guys want to be her.. ;-)
By Penta Tarigan, on 2:32 AM
i want the old britney back. i wouldn't touch this white trash with a 10 foot pole.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 AM
i read uvula as vulva...
By Brittany, on 5:32 AM
She is butt ugly.
By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM
Jessica Simpson has the same irritating habit as Britney. I'm sick to death of looking at the cud they're jawing in every single fucking picture.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
maybe she thought the crowd was going to throw her cheeseburgers
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
Get a life... I think she's great!
What kind of "news" is this?
I'm proud of her that she is handeling everything so well :)
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
I hate to admit this, but she looks just like my sister. Especially in the last photo. And my sister opens her mouth like that for pictures too. Why? How the fuck should I know. It's not like we haven't told her time and again that it is COMPLETELY UNATTRACTIVE. Brit, take everyone's advice here: Shut your mouth and dump that grubby dickwad you call your husband.
By Vigilante, on 8:30 AM
After two white trash marriages in one year to two semi-literate losers, "Chaotic", the barefoot in the gas station bathroom/dumping ashtrays off her motel balcony/K-FED crotch grabbing publicity shots, and last but not least driving around with her baby on her lap, the networks are still propping Britney Spears up as a mainstream "role model" celebrity with a guest spot on "Will and Grace" and emcee of Mardi Gras for "Good Morning America." What is the world coming to? Hey Hollywood - this is why Bush won!!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
LOL!! god, who the fuck told her that was cute? you're right, that bitch is ALWAYS chewing gum, even during interviews. somebody needs to cart her trashy ass to the dump.
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
The guy who did Britney's veneers is the same one who did Hilary Duff's veneers. Seriously, there's pictures of them posing with him in his office.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
This post was perfect.
By SweetBloggings, on 9:04 AM
The hippo pic was perfect.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
I actually have something I'd love to put in that enormous opening...
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
What kind of "news" is this?
March 02, 2006 8:09 AM
oh, poor thing. youre lost. msnbc.com
I'm proud of her that she is handeling everything so well :)
oh, god. you're TRULY lost.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
She once said: "I enjoy going to over seas places, like Canada."
The good news is she suffered a concussion when a camera fell off a pole and onto her head during the shooting of the video Oops, I Did it Again.
Thanks God! (owe you one)
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
whoever said "y'all are just jealous of her billions"..you are an idiot..there is a huge difference between millions and billions..she's rich but not even close to being a billionaire
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Poor hippo!!! I'm telling PETA of your cruelty comparing white trash to the hippo.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
"she's rich but not even close to being a billionaire"--TRUE.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
The fact that BS is rich and the press follows her every move is a sad commentary on todays society.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Sad. Sad. Sad.
By Mateo, on 1:38 PM
LOL that was so funny, Jenny! You made my day! Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Anon 1:20 and 1:21 #2,
it's called humor. you should look into it. Gonzo was making fun of people like you.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
she used to have a billion, that is until she rediscovered twinkies, the fat pig
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
Jenny's my hero! The hippo pic was perfect.
Where are those nutty pranksters who squirted Tom Cruise in the face when you need them?
By JAFO, on 2:35 PM
She has the expression of a blow up doll
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Get a life....the most overrated human being on the planet. Has absolutely nothing going for her, other than the previously mentioned money.
By dr acula, on 4:42 PM
Call me crazy kids but I love this girl... She is my everything...my shining star...my Daniel Craig...oh wait a minute, I digress...
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
lol
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
Did you guys know that in the military, we consider Alaska to be overseas? Even though it isn't? Not sure about Canada, but it's still food for thought.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
Gonzo just owned it, like Paul McCartney owned the Beatles.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
she is a pig,I bet she smells,too
By Anonymous, on 6:17 AM
I call bullshit on the dumbass anon 6:22 pm. My wife is in the military, and I know for a fact that you do not receive an overseas housing allowance for either Hawaii or Alaska. You do if you are stationed in a U.S. possession, like the Virgin Islands, but not a state. Dumbass.
By Grammar Nazi, on 8:36 AM
Oh, how I hate this no-talent redneck woman.
She admittedly lip-syncs in concert, making her concerts nothing more than over-priced dance events.
And the singing on her albums? Let's just say that if her vocal track was any more 'computer assisted' she would be Stephen Hawking. ;)
And to those who would ask where is MY talent, it's on display behind my drumkit. This cracka be funky, yo!
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
She's a phony and has little talent.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
the only reason why she was famous in the first place was because of her body. i'm glad that she is fat and normal now, it gives the rest of us a chance to possibly shine out and be hot, you know? she isn't stylish, she was dressed before by other people. now that she's doing it on her own, ew! she has literally no talent, i'm glad that she's finally getting the bashing that was coming. i mean, c'mon, she's a celeb. they always get trashed and bashed. all i can say.. is it's about damned time.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
HAHHA!! OMFG!!! thats GREAT!! i just burst out laughing!
WHAT A COW!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
you forgot to show the picture from her wedding nite with her nasty black hair, as she rides shotgun and kevin is driving them away from the popozao i mean papparazzi. she looks like she's cracked out and like mua ha ha this should keep me in the tabloids for the next few mos.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 AM
I LOVE that last pic; she's gotten so damn fat, it's great.
Twenty bucks sez she'll be on some lame-ass weight-loss reality show (celebrity edition, of course).
*sigh*.....she used to be a regular in the 'ol spank bank, too.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 AM
She had a kid and she gained weight. I think everyone was waiting for this moment because she's human too. People in the public eye get fat, have dimples on their legs, nipple hair, zits, and even get caught picking their nose. It's so great to see this. I feel better now...
By DFranco, on 9:20 AM
Pretentious, know-it-all dickwad 1 - Everyone who disagrees with me or the blog writer's opinion is a dumbass.
Pretentious, know-it-all dickwad 1 - I will state what all those differing opinions are in advance to suppress any subsequent airing of them by anyone else (and to demonstrate what a pretentious, know-it-all dickwad I am).
Pretentious, know-it-all dickwad 1 - I unfailingly agree with the blog writer's view on every post and go one better by adding my own trite humorous metaphors on the subject because I depend on the acclaim of nameless readers on the internet to fill the emptiness of my life.
Pethetic, fawning douche 1 - "Oh, pretentious know-it-all dickwad, you're soooo funny! May I pleasure you orally? lol!"
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Pretentious, know-it-all dickwad anon- i will try to reduce everyones level of fun and change the subject needlessly by writing a giant post while a gigantic stick is up my ass. I will do this because I disagree or dislike someone but cannot form an intelligent argument why.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
^ Um, you're not too bright. The other post's argument is obvious.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
than what is it?
oh right, Im a complete dumbass. dont waste your space
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
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