Homer or not, everytime I see this guy all I can think is Hey, isn't that the guy who was in Donnie Darko? And then all I can think is Why the fuck is the guy from Donnie Darko getting real work? And then something shiny distracts me and I move on.
I'm afraid the same phenomena holds true for John Heder.
Not a Keira fan, never saw her appeal but she'd be a step up from Kirsten, too bad she's dating her Pride & Prejudice co-star Rupert Friend. Didn't like her Oscar look, boobless and dead white skin against a dark dress is a terrible look.
Come lay your sorrows in my bossom. If it makes you feel any better, I look somewhat like Kiera, just minus the permanant ice-cold bitch countenance and a propensity for gay douchebags. :)
actually keira is one of the most down to earth most-self deprecating actresses i have even seen, kinda like sandra bullock, so i wouldn't really call her an ice cold bitch, let's save that for naomi watts. and we all know she's pretty, it's the kinda of pretty that makes my eyes hurt....and i'm female, just think what it does to the boys, even if they dont admit it.
The irony about this whole situation is that Brokeback Mountain was all about Jake's life or at least the bit about not being able to be one's self due to society. Why can't he just get on Barbara Walters and just do the damn thing already??
Keira Knightley is presently the most beautiful woman in hollywood. She has the total package. Even though Jessica Alba is getting more ink. Jessica neither has the acting ability or the brains to compare to Kiera. Whenever Jessica steps out from behind her publicist, the truth in evident.
The reason he can't come "out" on Barbara wa wa is because people think he is some great actor. When in reality in Brokeback he was just being himself. Personally I think he will be a one hit wonder. Then people will start to analyze, how can this guy give such a great performance and then fall flat in the rest of his movie parts. It will only be then, that those will realize the truth. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with a person being gay. What I find offensive is when they work so hard to convince us they are not. It is an insult to our inteligence. Two others come to mind that are in this category. TC & BP.
something about her keira (other than the fact that I always mispell her name) irritates me. she looked fabulous at the oscars. definitely the most attractive, best dressed one that night.
actually keira is one of the most down to earth most-self deprecating actresses i have even seen
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hell no! She's so fake! All Keira does, is whine, whine, whine and lie, lie, lie. She lied about being bullied in school to make herself more likeable when in reality she was one of the most popular girls there. And she whines about not being good looking just to get herself more attention when in reality she's a stuck up bitch.
Hold up now folks, Jake has done other roles in which he excelled. He was great in Donnie Darko. And if he is gay and does not feel comfortable discussing it,how about we just leave him alone.
Jake Gyllenhaal has publicly said that he prefers women to men sexually. I take him at his word. He is a very moral person and courageous in his beliefs. If he has some of you thinking he is gay, then he is a better actor than you think. Folks, it was only a movie. Every other role he has ever played has been convincingly straight. You should rent some of those movies. They are really good.
Jake Gyllenhaal has publicly stated that he prefers men to women sexually. I take him at his word. Of what I know, he is an honest and ethical person whose progressive beliefs are matched by his courageous actions. Apparently he is a better actor than some of you think if you find him to be gay. It was only a movie, folks. He has played a straight lead in every other film he has made. Some of them are really good. You should check them out.
Um, Jake didn't play gay all that convincingly. I thought his role was a bit overplayed in Brokeback and I don't think he's gay at all (except in my every waking dream but that's another story).
OMG, LMFAO (ROFL even) about Kirsten being such a troll that she doesn't qualify as high-quality Hollywood kitty!! Priceless and soooooo true!!!
Okay so, Jacob does have some fairly striking features so I can understand him not being everybody's cup of java but to say that he's a bad actor is to say that either you have never seen one of his movies or that you are just generally contrary, or perhaps just a hater. Personally, I think he is -as the internet fans say - The Sex.
To call any actor or actress names which are insultive about their features, etc is plainchildish. If you met Jake most people would get on just fine with him and think he was a great laugh and a good person.
He is a good actor, and haters are always out in force once any male gets popular in mainstream movies, especially young ones.
He was great in Brokeback. And if he's 'playing himself' surely that's the hardest thing to do on camera, not the easiest. The easy roles are when you become someone else.
Jake is probably the most talented actor to hit Hollywood in a long while. Not to mention completely gorgeous. One hit wonder? I think not. He was so good in Brokeback Mountain because he is a great actor. Check his other films - The Good Girl, Donnie Darko, Jarhead, etc. etc.
Jake G. has definitely got that something. He CAN act. And yes, he happens to be really really SEXY. And from what I heard he can cook. Three words. OH MY GOD. Three more words. I WANT HIM. (did you know there are people out there who call themselves gyllenhaalics? The man is a cult!!!)Hope he sticks to that weirdo kinda roles, he's so good in them. As for Keira...yeah...you see, she's got good looks (at least a pretty face) and can act, ok, but I can't see the whoaw factor at all.
for the people whose dissing jake on this message board your just jealous because A.he's better looking then you are or B.you wish you could have him .He's a great actor and he dserved that oscar.He is sooo fine and he's not gay
I don't think gay or straight are words that mean anything any more. Is Jake sexy sure I am sure some men and some woman do to others he's not there type. I am sure a lot of people have tryed diffent things. Gay straight just labels as far as I am concerned. Should not be a big deal. Thats the big story about Jake he does not seem to come acrossed with any lable.
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Two words: Homer Sexual
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
Y'know, that purple dress kinda makes Keira look like The Phantom.
By sam991, on 6:30 PM
I hate that guy. Only in a Hollywood with no standards could he get roles. He looks like a monkey.
By lindsey, on 6:46 PM
I want to believe he's gay. That would make me feel better about him being with my wife, Kirsten Dunst.
By Mateo, on 6:53 PM
Homer or not, everytime I see this guy all I can think is Hey, isn't that the guy who was in Donnie Darko? And then all I can think is Why the fuck is the guy from Donnie Darko getting real work? And then something shiny distracts me and I move on.
I'm afraid the same phenomena holds true for John Heder.
By Gonzo, on 7:09 PM
Not a Keira fan, never saw her appeal but she'd be a step up from Kirsten, too bad she's dating her Pride & Prejudice co-star Rupert Friend. Didn't like her Oscar look, boobless and dead white skin against a dark dress is a terrible look.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
Why can't someone out him like they did to Gay Aiken? Come on already!
By Anonymous, on 9:11 PM
Hey Todd,
Come lay your sorrows in my bossom. If it makes you feel any better, I look somewhat like Kiera, just minus the permanant ice-cold bitch countenance and a propensity for gay douchebags. :)
By Anonymous, on 9:22 PM
actually keira is one of the most down to earth most-self deprecating actresses i have even seen, kinda like sandra bullock, so i wouldn't really call her an ice cold bitch, let's save that for naomi watts. and we all know she's pretty, it's the kinda of pretty that makes my eyes hurt....and i'm female, just think what it does to the boys, even if they dont admit it.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 AM
For all that is holy and dear to this world this is pure crap. Homer Sexual plain and simple.
My god when the dude smiles he looks like a stoned high school kid.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
Did he have a date for the Oscars?
The irony about this whole situation is that Brokeback Mountain was all about Jake's life or at least the bit about not being able to be one's self due to society. Why can't he just get on Barbara Walters and just do the damn thing already??
By Lizzie, on 9:28 AM
Keira Knightley is presently the most beautiful woman in hollywood. She has the total package. Even though Jessica Alba is getting more ink. Jessica neither has the acting ability or the brains to compare to Kiera. Whenever Jessica steps out from behind her publicist, the truth in evident.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
The reason he can't come "out" on Barbara wa wa is because people think he is some great actor. When in reality in Brokeback he was just being himself. Personally I think he will be a one hit wonder. Then people will start to analyze, how can this guy give such a great performance and then fall flat in the rest of his movie parts. It will only be then, that those will realize the truth. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with a person being gay. What I find offensive is when they work so hard to convince us they are not. It is an insult to our inteligence. Two others come to mind that are in this category. TC & BP.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
something about her keira (other than the fact that I always mispell her name) irritates me. she looked fabulous at the oscars. definitely the most attractive, best dressed one that night.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
actually keira is one of the most down to earth most-self deprecating actresses i have even seen
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hell no! She's so fake! All Keira does, is whine, whine, whine and lie, lie, lie. She lied about being bullied in school to make herself more likeable when in reality she was one of the most popular girls there. And she whines about not being good looking just to get herself more attention when in reality she's a stuck up bitch.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 AM
Hold up now folks,
Jake has done other roles in which he excelled. He was great in Donnie Darko. And if he is gay and does not feel comfortable discussing it,how about we just leave him alone.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
Keira Knightly would be hot if she didn't have the figure of a 12 year old boy. Beautiful face. No boobs or curves to speak of.
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal has publicly said that he prefers women to men sexually. I take him at his word. He is a very moral person and courageous in his beliefs. If he has some of you thinking he is gay, then he is a better actor than you think. Folks, it was only a movie. Every other role he has ever played has been convincingly straight. You should rent some of those movies. They are really good.
By mdk, on 8:44 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal has publicly stated that he prefers men to women sexually. I take him at his word. Of what I know, he is an honest and ethical person whose progressive beliefs are matched by his courageous actions. Apparently he is a better actor than some of you think if you find him to be gay. It was only a movie, folks. He has played a straight lead in every other film he has made. Some of them are really good. You should check them out.
By midak, on 9:19 PM
Um, Jake didn't play gay all that convincingly. I thought his role was a bit overplayed in Brokeback and I don't think he's gay at all (except in my every waking dream but that's another story).
OMG, LMFAO (ROFL even) about Kirsten being such a troll that she doesn't qualify as high-quality Hollywood kitty!! Priceless and soooooo true!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
Okay so, Jacob does have some fairly striking features so I can understand him not being everybody's cup of java but to say that he's a bad actor is to say that either you have never seen one of his movies or that you are just generally contrary, or perhaps just a hater. Personally, I think he is -as the internet fans say - The Sex.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
To call any actor or actress names which are insultive about their features, etc is plainchildish. If you met Jake most people would get on just fine with him and think he was a great laugh and a good person.
He is a good actor, and haters are always out in force once any male gets popular in mainstream movies, especially young ones.
He was great in Brokeback. And if he's 'playing himself' surely that's the hardest thing to do on camera, not the easiest. The easy roles are when you become someone else.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 AM
I also think this (Keira) is a PR stunt.
Hint: Jake and Austin = yum.
By Guppy, on 12:11 AM
Jake is probably the most talented actor to hit Hollywood in a long while. Not to mention completely gorgeous. One hit wonder? I think not. He was so good in Brokeback Mountain because he is a great actor. Check his other films - The Good Girl, Donnie Darko, Jarhead, etc. etc.
By Anonymous, on 8:18 PM
Jake G. has definitely got that something. He CAN act. And yes, he happens to be really really SEXY. And from what I heard he can cook. Three words. OH MY GOD. Three more words. I WANT HIM.
(did you know there are people out there who call themselves gyllenhaalics? The man is a cult!!!)Hope he sticks to that weirdo kinda roles, he's so good in them. As for Keira...yeah...you see, she's got good looks (at least a pretty face) and can act, ok, but I can't see the whoaw factor at all.
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
for the people whose dissing jake on this message board your just jealous because A.he's better looking then you are or B.you wish you could have him .He's a great actor and he dserved that oscar.He is sooo fine and he's not gay
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
I don't think gay or straight are words that mean anything any more. Is Jake sexy sure I am sure some men and some woman do to others he's not there type. I am sure a lot of people have tryed diffent things. Gay straight just labels as far as I am concerned. Should not be a big deal. Thats the big story about Jake he does not seem to come acrossed with any lable.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
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