Anyone else find that this song sounds similair to Destiny Child's 'Lose My Breath'??
And that 'zzz zzz zz zzz zzz zz zz zzzzz zz etc' part is some real songwriting brilliance, eh? LOL
Dallas made into a movie? I wonder how much longer til we see Mr. Belvedere make it to the big screen? How about a Full House movie?? Perfect Strangers?? The Golden Girls??
Dear Hollywood movie producers,
File sharing is not to blame for your ever-falling revenues; a lack of original ideas is.
On the top radio station here in New York they dogged that song for the entire 4 hours of the show!! It was hysterical. The DJ (Wendy Williams) kept playing portions of it and made comments like "Hell NO LL! What happened? Is it time to hang up your mic?"
Bottom line: It sucks ass bad. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so.
It is difficult to understand how the "stars" can spend so much on their face, hair, tits, asses, etc., but neglect their feet. Another skanktoe attack or an unvaccinated case of toelio.
amen to what joejoe said! If it wasn't for DVD sales, the movie industry would've gone belly up a long time ago because of all the crappy movies they produce...not because I use BitTorrent to download the "Dukes of Hazzard".
"That song was positively wretched. I can't believe this is the same LL Cool J who wrote "Mama said knock you out". WTF happened to him?" 11:57 AM Poster....
That song sucked all kinds of big hairy donkey balls. Jesus fucking Christ, the fact that this marginally talented, second rate "singer/actress" is more famous and rich than I could ever deam of makes me fucking sick.
God Bless America.
Fucking Christ that video sucked ass hard. And how long can J-Lo be married to that AIDS-looking mother fucker before she gets the HIV herself and kicks it? Seriously, how long?
That Dallas remake already sucks and it hasn't even been filmed yet. I bet Travolta will just dust off his Clinton accent from Primary Colors and try not to act so gay. And Marcia Cross as Luke Wilson's wife? Mmm..kay. She's be a MUCH better Sue Ellen. Did the producers even watch the original show??!! I weep for American cinema...
I can't wait to see Full House being made for the big screen. The Olsen twins can reprise their role as Michelle only this time they will both have to appear together so it looks like Michelle doesn't just have half a body.
Bah Ba-dum Ba-dum-ba-da-dum-dum bah da dum-dada-dum.
Rinse.
Repeat.
JLo? As if we allowed Puerto Ricans in Texas back then. P'sha. That wasn't until we elected Gov. Richards.
I keed.
/Anne Richards rocked. //Kinky Freidman for Gov!!!!!!!!!!!! ///He drinks in parades. I drink in parades. ////I might drink more than Kinky. /////Yup, I drink more than Quixy //////Joke. Slashy. Slashies....
Her face IS NOT cute enough to pull off that slicked back hairdo. The bright blue eyeshadow covering the entire eyelid in that video - yuck. J-Ho is overrated and needs to go away.
Anonymous, on March 17, 2006 2:34 PM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hey. I was laughing my ass off. I have saved your comment. This was the coolest comment that I have ever read in my entire life. I was laughing myself sick. You rule, dude. You rule.
Jlo blew up when? 99? And she's still highly paid and here in 2006? I may not like her like that, or agree with stuff she does, but the bitch is fucking smart. She always finds a way to make money. Her perfume believe it or not sells, as does her clothing line. Her last CD was a mistep, but I'm sure she'll find a way to bounce back. She's getting buzz from the films she just made. And Monster in Law was a decent sized hit. People forget, just because Affleck had the Oscar, Jlo was OK with her success. When they got together he jacked her shit up. Dude's had mad movie flops when he got with her.
to the anonm.dude on march 18 7.02 am,thank you for the feedback, glad somone agrees, now if only I could reach the casting director and convince him, genius ,her nasal twangy puerto rican voice "meester JR, can I get you anytheeeng?"
"When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at my wall..."
Shit man, who's kidding who? It's not like LL's known for his incredibly elaborate lyrical skills. He went out in the 80s, and she looks like she's trying to revive them.
J-lo is a nasty bitch imo. She keeps acting like people are still interested in her after shes obviosly a has been. I think her "following" started to drop off after the whole fur line. Heartless bitch
BTW notice how shes not smiling in any of those pics? haha she looks like an ape
Does anyone else notice that as time goes on, JLo starts to look like one of those Hollywood Grande Dames, like Liz Taylor, but with fewer wrinkles? She wears loads of makeup, has a very carefully flawless-looking face, and a turban. Seriously, she looks old!
38 Comments:
Hate her. Love that song.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
Isn't JLo about ready for The Surreal Life?
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Anyone else find that this song sounds similair to Destiny Child's 'Lose My Breath'??
And that 'zzz zzz zz zzz zzz zz zz zzzzz zz etc' part is some real songwriting brilliance, eh? LOL
Dallas made into a movie? I wonder how much longer til we see Mr. Belvedere make it to the big screen? How about a Full House movie?? Perfect Strangers?? The Golden Girls??
Dear Hollywood movie producers,
File sharing is not to blame for your ever-falling revenues; a lack of original ideas is.
JJ
By joejoe, on 11:21 AM
I love that they started singing what I was thinking, "zzzzzzzzzz".
C'mon guys, this is crap, listen to the lyrics:
She looked like a cat
I used to swing a bat
I do yoga on a mat
Fat Albert sure was fat
Ridiculous.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
How short is Jermaine Dupri? He looks and sounds about 4 foot nothin. I can't believe Janet Jackson fucks that guy.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
That song was positively wretched. I can't believe this is the same LL Cool J who wrote "Mama said knock you out". WTF happened to him?
JeLlo is one of the most uncoordinated and rhythymically-challenged "dancers" I've ever seen.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
On the top radio station here in New York they dogged that song for the entire 4 hours of the show!! It was hysterical. The DJ (Wendy Williams) kept playing portions of it and made comments like "Hell NO LL! What happened? Is it time to hang up your mic?"
Bottom line: It sucks ass bad. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
I love Wendy Williams! She's such a bitch. It's awesome.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
It is difficult to understand how the "stars" can spend so much on their face, hair, tits, asses, etc., but neglect their feet. Another skanktoe attack or an unvaccinated case of toelio.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
amen to what joejoe said! If it wasn't for DVD sales, the movie industry would've gone belly up a long time ago because of all the crappy movies they produce...not because I use BitTorrent to download the "Dukes of Hazzard".
BTW, Marc Antony is one Fugly dude.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
my god, does j. lo always have that scowl on her face? bitch is PURE EVIL.
and marc anthony is a cunt too.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
holy shit, this song sucks
i could write a better hip-hop song than that
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
"zzzzz zzz zz zz zz zzzzzzzzzz..."
lyrically, this song touches my soul.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
I absolutely hate Jennifer Lopez. She's a second rate musician and a second rate actress and she is still more famous than me.
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By Derek, on 1:16 PM
"That song was positively wretched. I can't believe this is the same LL Cool J who wrote "Mama said knock you out". WTF happened to him?" 11:57 AM Poster....
A-FUCKING-MEN!!! This song sucks dirty ass.
By 1972, on 1:39 PM
JLO as Sue Ellen from Dallas? a puerto rican from the Bronx?I did not know Sue Ellen was fom Puerto Rico and I saw Dallas for years
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
That song sucked all kinds of big hairy donkey balls.
Jesus fucking Christ, the fact that this marginally talented, second rate "singer/actress" is more famous and rich than I could ever deam of makes me fucking sick.
God Bless America.
Fucking Christ that video sucked ass hard. And how long can J-Lo be married to that AIDS-looking mother fucker before she gets the HIV herself and kicks it? Seriously, how long?
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Maybe JHO can play the Maid?
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
That Dallas remake already sucks and it hasn't even been filmed yet. I bet Travolta will just dust off his Clinton accent from Primary Colors and try not to act so gay. And Marcia Cross as Luke Wilson's wife? Mmm..kay. She's be a MUCH better Sue Ellen. Did the producers even watch the original show??!! I weep for American cinema...
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
I can't wait to see Full House being made for the big screen. The Olsen twins can reprise their role as Michelle only this time they will both have to appear together so it looks like Michelle doesn't just have half a body.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Ugh I've heard better lyrics in nursery rhymes
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
the only lopez had going for her was her ass. you might as well do the nasty with Star Jones at this point. she's fug
By Dr. Feel, on 2:58 PM
Marcia Cross would definitely be better as Sue Ellen.
Jessica Alba as Pam would be best. Reimagine the character as Hispanic and it works in the Dallas, Texas setting.
But John Travolta as J.R.? I just don't know about that.
I grew up watching the show.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
What kind of beat was that?
Awful. Just awful.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
She does that Spay tan thing.. they do it here on Miami Beach. It's sooooo Nasty.
By Mateo, on 4:39 PM
whats up with feet ? WTF?
By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM
Bah Ba-dum Ba-dum-ba-da-dum-dum bah da dum-dada-dum.
Rinse.
Repeat.
JLo? As if we allowed Puerto Ricans in Texas back then. P'sha. That wasn't until we elected Gov. Richards.
I keed.
/Anne Richards rocked.
//Kinky Freidman for Gov!!!!!!!!!!!!
///He drinks in parades. I drink in parades.
////I might drink more than Kinky.
/////Yup, I drink more than Quixy
//////Joke. Slashy. Slashies....
By Gonzo, on 1:32 AM
the bitch is here to stay, so deal with it!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:54 AM
the bitch is here to stay!!! so deal with it.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 AM
Her face IS NOT cute enough to pull off that slicked back hairdo. The bright blue eyeshadow covering the entire eyelid in that video - yuck. J-Ho is overrated and needs to go away.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 AM
Anonymous, on March 17, 2006 2:34 PM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hey. I was laughing my ass off. I have saved your comment. This was the coolest comment that I have ever read in my entire life. I was laughing myself sick. You rule, dude. You rule.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM
Jlo blew up when? 99? And she's still highly paid and here in 2006? I may not like her like that, or agree with stuff she does, but the bitch is fucking smart. She always finds a way to make money. Her perfume believe it or not sells, as does her clothing line. Her last CD was a mistep, but I'm sure she'll find a way to bounce back. She's getting buzz from the films she just made. And Monster in Law was a decent sized hit. People forget, just because Affleck had the Oscar, Jlo was OK with her success. When they got together he jacked her shit up. Dude's had mad movie flops when he got with her.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
to the anonm.dude on march 18 7.02 am,thank you for the feedback, glad somone agrees, now if only I could reach the casting director and convince him, genius ,her nasal twangy puerto rican voice "meester JR, can I get you anytheeeng?"
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
What's up with music videos lately? They have the widesceen video and then the shit going on on the top and bottom??
Annoying as hell
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
I think the reason they have all of that other shit going on the top and bottom is because JLo's ass needs it's own seperate screen.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
"When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at my wall..."
Shit man, who's kidding who? It's not like LL's known for his incredibly elaborate lyrical skills. He went out in the 80s, and she looks like she's trying to revive them.
I want a refund.
By OtherwiseOccupied, on 7:06 AM
J-lo is a nasty bitch imo. She keeps acting like people are still interested in her after shes obviosly a has been. I think her "following" started to drop off after the whole fur line. Heartless bitch
BTW notice how shes not smiling in any of those pics? haha she looks like an ape
By Anonymous, on 11:01 PM
Does anyone else notice that as time goes on, JLo starts to look like one of those Hollywood Grande Dames, like Liz Taylor, but with fewer wrinkles? She wears loads of makeup, has a very carefully flawless-looking face, and a turban. Seriously, she looks old!
By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM
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