Good Lord in Heaven! Now some poor kid's gonna get fleas and Gawd knows what else from this guy's hair! Those locks were probably crawling with crabs...that's why they shaved them off! His jackass publicist probably thought the "Locks of Love" story would help clean up his skidmarked image. Now because of this some poor kid with cancer is gonna be itching and covered in open sores. Damn. I hope they wash that hair in Javex before they make a wig out of it!
Heaven help the poor kid that gets this s*** slices' locks! Are you kidding me? If Locks of Love were smart, they'd say "No thanks - our kids have decided to endure the extreme pain of chemotherapy as the alternative."
And to think I believed it inconceivable to hate this crotch-troll anymore than I already do.
Kudos to you, Douchebag. You once again found a way to raise the bar!!
Any shitsack who attempts to profit from children with cancer (that is afterall what is happening--or presumed to happen) really deserves a healthy dose of instant karma. Testicular cancer is too good for him.
No, no. Way too good. A nice bout of leukemia with a colon cancer chaser seems to fit the bill.
Somebody needs to mention to K-Fed that Ali-G is a parody and probably not the best person from whom to steal your look.
^ maybe if you bothered to read the posts before you add one, you'd already have that answer.....no, its not just you, someone else has already said exactly that:
Anonymous said... THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. IS SHAPED. LIKE A VAGINA.
Locks of Love benefits children with Alopecia, which is the loss of their hair due to an autoimmune disorder. You have to have 10 inches of haid to donate. It does not look like this particular "donor' meets that requirement.
Actually Locks of Love benefits children with Alopecia which is a loss of hair due to an autoimmune disorder. You have to donate 10 inches of hair. It doesn't appear that this "donor" has that much "usuable" hair.
call me an idiot but who is this guy? i'm not even going to google the answer because i know it would show me a bunch of other names i'd have to google. i swear there have been no worthy celebrities since the 70's.
Calling K-Slime a hillbilly insults my barefoot, toothless Arkansas great-grandmother. At least she looked the way she did from a lifetime of backbreaking subsistence toil. Oh, and his cornrow design was of a vulva, not a vagina, you dopes. Your poor girlfriends...you don't know the difference?
grrr....and to think when I first read about K-Fed donating his hair I was "Awww how sweet! he's actually decent" NOT!! what a self absorbed ( did I spell that right?) a**!! well, nothing is going to help that lame a** papozzo no talent hack sell his cd!
He actually cleans up pretty well, but as my roommate puts it... "we have a lot of garbage around the house. We pick it up every so often and put it in a white bag. It looks nicer."
Bottom line, clean up all you want, you're still trash KFED
Both my sisters donated 10 inches of hair to Locks of Love and I guarantee they could rap better while getting a root canal underwater than this asshole ever could.
Blades don't need reloading, and medical students in poor countries need fresh cadavers...and I bet they pay for them...of course they need full fledged HUMAN cadavers, I'm not sure this piece of shit qualifies.
Good lord. First, Locks of Love gives wigs to kids for ANY type of medical hair loss, from alopecia to radiation treatment/chemo to burns. And most of their donators are little girls who want to help out other little girls who are sick. (No that's not a slam to him, it's just a simple fact - check out their website - www.locksoflove.org. If you can't donate hair, you can also donate money.) Second, in order for the hair to actually be used for a child's wig, it must be a minimum of 10" long at it's shortest point, AND it must be very very VERY healthy hair - minimal coloring work, no bleaching, no grays (and I'm assuming no frickin cornrows either!). However, if your hair doesn't meet these criteria, they sell your hair to the commercial wig market & put the proceeds towards the wig production for the kids. I'm a proud three-time donor, and I can't say enough good things about this organization. I tell EVERYONE I see with long hair about it, and I really hope that you guys do the same. I don't run around yelling, "WOOHOO, gimme good things because I just did something CHARITABLE!" like our dear Mr Federline, but I do tell others about it to spread the word about the program & to encourage others to donate as well. A REAL human being would not use their hair donation, or any donation for that matter, for publicity. I would say that I've lost all respect for the man due to this, but there was no respect there to begin with so hey, I guess no loss there. Kudos to him for doing a good thing & making the donation, but a great big ol' BOOOOO for being all slimy and using it for publicity. For shame.
You guys are ALL wrong. That thing on his head is neither a Vagina nor is it a Vulva. It is, of course, a mangina. I have it on VERY good authority that kfed is up for a small but pivotal role in "Deuce Bigalow: Hollywood Hillbilly Hooker-igalow"
Again, there is NO way this guy has at least 10 inches of hair to donate to Locks of Love. I'm growing my own out so that I can donate. It has to be at least a few inches past your shoulder blades to reach the required length.
I just think he got a damn haircut, and, so not to look like a pussy whose wife MADE him cut his hair, claimed that he donated it. Big farkin' jerk.
Locks of Love ONLY gives hair to kids with Alapacia, NOT cancer; they have been investigated several times by the Better Business Bureau, and throw away or sell 90% of the hair donations they recieve. PLUS, they only accept donations of hair over 10 inches long, which Federline could not have possibly donated. This has got to be the most ridiculous scam I've ever heard of!
oh, bite me, anonymous. the main reason they sell such a large chunk of the donations is because stupid people can't use a measuring tape or ruler to determine what 10" is in the really real world and they need at least that much to create a wig for a child (you can make a decent toupe or short wig for adults out of the shorter hair), and because people don't realize that when they say "we need hair in good condition that hasn't been fried chemically" that they really MEAN it because you can't make a wig for anyone out of crap hair and expect it to stand the test of time. And you can't give a gray-haired wig to a kid either, so those go in the trash. AND yes, LoL does give wigs to kids with medical hair loss of ALL kinds, although the majority are for alopecia. Check out their website if you have any questions - www.locksoflove.org.
Shame L.O.L. has everyone convinced they are doing such a good thing.
From a Long Hair website that knows better:
Locks of Love is a charity organization, which "collects human hair to create wigs for cancer patients"
So far a noble idea. However during long lasting discussions and research, LOL did not get out of the game in such noble fashion. It is said that the performance of the organization is not as good as one would like to, in fact it is said that they gathered many more pony tails than wigs manufactured. I would highly recommend to give a donation a second thought, to keep the hair and better donate money to a charity you know well enough.
Please follow as well this link, a report from the Better Business Bureau.
http://www.give.org/reports/care2_dyn.asp?733
Read as well this text coming from a member of ETLHS, nicely written together:
We disapprove of Locks of Love because:
- Their stated purpose is to make wigs for alopecia sufferers, but news stories and talk shows say the wigs are for children with cancer who lose their hair to chemo. This gets more human interest from their audiences. But chemo patients are generally better served medically and functionally with synthetic wigs, and many are more comfortable with turbans or caps. Most children with cancer prefer not to wear wigs. The organization seems to make no effort to correct the misconception about who gets the wigs.
- They make far fewer wigs than the number of ponytails they collect would supply, and seem to have no valid explanation for this disparity.
- The Better Business Bureau has found them not to be totally compliant in following proper procedures for administering a charity.
- Locks of Love has publicly acknowledged that they have ample supplies of hair, but they make no effort to switch their solicitations to cash rather than more hair. All they seem to want is for more and more people to cut off their hair. This seems to be much more important to the press, the organization, and its proponents than the wig making.
- Television and print media is constantly showing long haired women being shorn. They show all this cutting, and only rarely anything about the wig recipients. It suggests that long hair has no value to its wearer except as something to be chopped off. Although there are obviously many people who adore seeing hair chop events, many other people LOVE seeing long hair like mine. My hair gives pleasure to me and to others who see it and DOES serve a worthy purpose being on my head. You should hear the women in my aunt's nursing home admiring my hair. It gives them a lot of happiness to see it.
- Most of the donated hair does NOT wind up on a child's head. It is sold to commercial wigmakers who are selling their wigs to models, celebrities, etc., or sits in a warehouse.
- Thousands of long haired women are nagged by both well-meaning and mean-spirited people that they should give up hair they love in the name of this charity. This is just plain rude. Why aren't they giving their car away to a poor person, giving their home away to a homeless person, or selling their jewelry and other possessions to donate the cash to the less fortunate? To women on this site, it is NOT just hair, just as a to a car aficionado their automobile is not just a car that is disposable. Generally, our hair means more to us than it would mean to Locks of Love's intended recipients.
Other regulars on this site will be able to post with more specific details on these reasons. I hope you understand our positions and will not hold them against us.
41 Comments:
Good Lord in Heaven! Now some poor kid's gonna get fleas and Gawd knows what else from this guy's hair! Those locks were probably crawling with crabs...that's why they shaved them off! His jackass publicist probably thought the "Locks of Love" story would help clean up his skidmarked image. Now because of this some poor kid with cancer is gonna be itching and covered in open sores. Damn. I hope they wash that hair in Javex before they make a wig out of it!
By Vigilante, on 4:28 PM
blades don't need reloading...fucking A they don't. nice
By Jeffmauro, on 5:15 PM
Heaven help the poor kid that gets this s*** slices' locks! Are you kidding me? If Locks of Love were smart, they'd say "No thanks - our kids have decided to endure the extreme pain of chemotherapy as the alternative."
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. IS SHAPED. LIKE A VAGINA.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
And to think I believed it inconceivable to hate this crotch-troll anymore than I already do.
Kudos to you, Douchebag. You once again found a way to raise the bar!!
Any shitsack who attempts to profit from children with cancer (that is afterall what is happening--or presumed to happen) really deserves a healthy dose of instant karma. Testicular cancer is too good for him.
No, no. Way too good. A nice bout of leukemia with a colon cancer chaser seems to fit the bill.
Somebody needs to mention to K-Fed that Ali-G is a parody and probably not the best person from whom to steal your look.
Booyakasha.
By Gonzo, on 6:10 PM
Jeezus, what a farking retard Cletus is... And that's offensive to retards...
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
"blades don't need reloading."
$$$.
By Jester959, on 6:33 PM
Is it me, or do his cornrows form the shape of a vagina on the back of his head??
By Mateo, on 6:53 PM
^ maybe if you bothered to read the posts before you add one, you'd already have that answer.....no, its not just you, someone else has already said exactly that:
Anonymous said...
THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. IS SHAPED. LIKE A VAGINA.
March 23, 2006 5:26 PM
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
"Blades don't need reloading"
That couldn't have been put in a more awkward place.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
This guy gives douchebags a bad name.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
Locks of Love benefits children with Alopecia, which is the loss of their hair due to an autoimmune disorder. You have to have 10 inches of haid to donate. It does not look like this particular "donor' meets that requirement.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Actually Locks of Love benefits children with Alopecia which is a loss of hair due to an autoimmune disorder. You have to donate 10 inches of hair. It doesn't appear that this "donor" has that much "usuable" hair.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
anon 7:58pm,
seriously, like, are you an idiot?
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
white guy + cornrows = NO!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM
call me an idiot but who is this guy? i'm not even going to google the answer because i know it would show me a bunch of other names i'd have to google. i swear there have been no worthy celebrities since the 70's.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 AM
Calling K-Slime a hillbilly insults my barefoot, toothless Arkansas great-grandmother. At least she looked the way she did from a lifetime of backbreaking subsistence toil. Oh, and his cornrow design was of a vulva, not a vagina, you dopes. Your poor girlfriends...you don't know the difference?
By kellipreston, on 7:04 AM
grrr....and to think when I first read about K-Fed donating his hair I was "Awww how sweet! he's actually decent" NOT!! what a self absorbed ( did I spell that right?) a**!! well, nothing is going to help that lame a** papozzo no talent hack sell his cd!
By carla, on 7:35 AM
He probably mailed his hair in to them. I'm sure they didn't ask this assclown.
By Anonymous, on 7:54 AM
He actually cleans up pretty well, but as my roommate puts it... "we have a lot of garbage around the house. We pick it up every so often and put it in a white bag. It looks nicer."
Bottom line, clean up all you want, you're still trash KFED
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By Derek, on 8:11 AM
yea, do you think he has 10-12 inches of hair?
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
It's official... I hate K-Fed more than Tom Cruise.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
Twat. That's it, he's just a twat.
By marlow96, on 9:00 AM
lol I love him!
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
Both my sisters donated 10 inches of hair to Locks of Love and I guarantee they could rap better while getting a root canal underwater than this asshole ever could.
By eXactlyWhat, on 9:44 AM
Blades don't need reloading, and medical students in poor countries need fresh cadavers...and I bet they pay for them...of course they need full fledged HUMAN cadavers, I'm not sure this piece of shit qualifies.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
God he's white!
even when he's trying to trying to act black, he's white.....
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
Nothing is a bigger turn off than watching white trash try to be ghetto trash.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
The more he tries to act black the pastier he looks
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Good lord. First, Locks of Love gives wigs to kids for ANY type of medical hair loss, from alopecia to radiation treatment/chemo to burns. And most of their donators are little girls who want to help out other little girls who are sick. (No that's not a slam to him, it's just a simple fact - check out their website - www.locksoflove.org. If you can't donate hair, you can also donate money.)
Second, in order for the hair to actually be used for a child's wig, it must be a minimum of 10" long at it's shortest point, AND it must be very very VERY healthy hair - minimal coloring work, no bleaching, no grays (and I'm assuming no frickin cornrows either!). However, if your hair doesn't meet these criteria, they sell your hair to the commercial wig market & put the proceeds towards the wig production for the kids.
I'm a proud three-time donor, and I can't say enough good things about this organization. I tell EVERYONE I see with long hair about it, and I really hope that you guys do the same. I don't run around yelling, "WOOHOO, gimme good things because I just did something CHARITABLE!" like our dear Mr Federline, but I do tell others about it to spread the word about the program & to encourage others to donate as well.
A REAL human being would not use their hair donation, or any donation for that matter, for publicity. I would say that I've lost all respect for the man due to this, but there was no respect there to begin with so hey, I guess no loss there. Kudos to him for doing a good thing & making the donation, but a great big ol' BOOOOO for being all slimy and using it for publicity. For shame.
By Skrpune, on 12:47 PM
You guys are ALL wrong. That thing on his head is neither a Vagina nor is it a Vulva. It is, of course, a mangina. I have it on VERY good authority that kfed is up for a small but pivotal role in "Deuce Bigalow: Hollywood Hillbilly Hooker-igalow"
By Matt, on 1:26 PM
Dibs on kicking him in the mangina!
By Vigilante, on 2:04 PM
i can't decide if this is k-fed, or sean paul :S.
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
"Deuce Bigalow: Hollywood Hillbilly Hooker-igalow"
NICE!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
i wish a real black guy would kick this douchebag's ass.
By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM
Again, there is NO way this guy has at least 10 inches of hair to donate to Locks of Love. I'm growing my own out so that I can donate. It has to be at least a few inches past your shoulder blades to reach the required length.
I just think he got a damn haircut, and, so not to look like a pussy whose wife MADE him cut his hair, claimed that he donated it. Big farkin' jerk.
By Gigi, on 8:03 AM
God, what a complete TOOL!
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
He is such a complete tool. Someone should do a drive by and rid the world of this idiot.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
Locks of Love ONLY gives hair to kids with Alapacia, NOT cancer; they have been investigated several times by the Better Business Bureau, and throw away or sell 90% of the hair donations they recieve. PLUS, they only accept donations of hair over 10 inches long, which Federline could not have possibly donated. This has got to be the most ridiculous scam I've ever heard of!
By Anonymous, on 8:01 AM
oh, bite me, anonymous. the main reason they sell such a large chunk of the donations is because stupid people can't use a measuring tape or ruler to determine what 10" is in the really real world and they need at least that much to create a wig for a child (you can make a decent toupe or short wig for adults out of the shorter hair), and because people don't realize that when they say "we need hair in good condition that hasn't been fried chemically" that they really MEAN it because you can't make a wig for anyone out of crap hair and expect it to stand the test of time. And you can't give a gray-haired wig to a kid either, so those go in the trash. AND yes, LoL does give wigs to kids with medical hair loss of ALL kinds, although the majority are for alopecia. Check out their website if you have any questions - www.locksoflove.org.
By skrpune, on 9:58 AM
Shame L.O.L. has everyone convinced
they are doing such a good thing.
From a Long Hair website that knows better:
Locks of Love is a charity organization, which "collects human hair to create wigs for cancer patients"
So far a noble idea. However during long lasting discussions and research, LOL did not get out of the game in such noble fashion. It is said that the performance of the organization is not as good as one would like to, in fact it is said that they gathered many more pony tails than wigs manufactured. I would highly recommend to give a donation a second thought, to keep the hair and better donate money to a charity you know well enough.
Please follow as well this link, a report from the Better Business Bureau.
http://www.give.org/reports/care2_dyn.asp?733
Read as well this text coming from a member of ETLHS, nicely written together:
We disapprove of Locks of Love because:
- Their stated purpose is to make wigs for alopecia sufferers, but news stories and talk shows say the wigs are for children with cancer who lose their hair to chemo. This gets more human interest from their audiences. But chemo patients are generally better served medically and functionally with synthetic wigs, and many are more comfortable with turbans or caps. Most children with cancer prefer not to wear wigs. The organization seems to make no effort to correct the misconception about who gets the wigs.
- They make far fewer wigs than the number of ponytails they collect would supply, and seem to have no valid explanation for this disparity.
- The Better Business Bureau has found them not to be totally compliant in following proper procedures for administering a charity.
- Locks of Love has publicly acknowledged that they have ample supplies of hair, but they make no effort to switch their solicitations to cash rather than more hair. All they seem to want is for more and more people to cut off their hair. This seems to be much more important to the press, the organization, and its proponents than the wig making.
- Television and print media is constantly showing long haired women being shorn. They show all this cutting, and only rarely anything about the wig recipients. It suggests that long hair has no value to its wearer except as something to be chopped off. Although there are obviously many people who adore seeing hair chop events, many other people LOVE seeing long hair like mine. My hair gives pleasure to me and to others who see it and DOES serve a worthy purpose being on my head. You should hear the women in my aunt's nursing home admiring my hair. It gives them a lot of happiness to see it.
- Most of the donated hair does NOT wind up on a child's head. It is sold to commercial wigmakers who are selling their wigs to models, celebrities, etc., or sits in a warehouse.
- Thousands of long haired women are nagged by both well-meaning and mean-spirited people that they should give up hair they love in the name of this charity. This is just plain rude. Why aren't they giving their car away to a poor person, giving their home away to a homeless person, or selling their jewelry and other possessions to donate the cash to the less fortunate? To women on this site, it is NOT just hair, just as a to a car aficionado their automobile is not just a car that is disposable. Generally, our hair means more to us than it would mean to Locks of Love's intended recipients.
Other regulars on this site will be able to post with more specific details on these reasons. I hope you understand our positions and will not hold them against us.
http://www.tlhs.org/faq.html
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
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