Remember the parking attendant in Ferris Bueller's day off? How about the greasy guy who played alogside John goodman in 'Raising arizona'. With 'K-Fertile' I do not even know where to begin. Its like i try to think of a word to describe how fuckin stank he is and they just get all jumbled up and come out as BLAH! Why cant he shave? Why cant he just everything! From his licey hair all the way to his retarded shoes with the tongues all hanging out.I mean just look at him. Where does he come from? Whom are his parents? These are the questions we all should be asking.
Vigilante Man, why hasn't someone shot this wannabe in a drive-by yet?
Drive-by's are waaaaay too black for K-Fed. Way, way too black. Out there somewhere a Cheese Doodle is waiting to lodge itself in his esophagus. All we can do is hope that Cheese Doodle realizes its calling sooner rather than later.
I can't wait for his CD, I really like his stuff...especially his new freestyle on his myspace page. I think Britney looks good. She is probably enjoying her break from the industry and likes having a normal body for once.
And the record companies wonder why their sales keep dropping...Which label has the privlege of releasing this? And why is it taking so long? Wasn't PopoNono out like Months ago? When I go into the {bathroom} recording studio to {take a dump} make a hit, it usually only takes me a few minutes. Well, okay, sometimes it takes me a whole issue of Seventeen but not months. If I were running that record label I would make an Executive Decision and name the album: Playing With Britney's Money because that's what it is...
holy shit.. i think i just had an epiphany. in that song when he says "grab your socks," think about it.. someone grabs their socks, they bend over.. then they get fucked in the ass. very clever, k-fed.
Which one of these two do you think is regretting their hook-up more right now? Britney must know that she is getting banged by a greasy "no-talent ass clown". I hope that she is just in denial. K-fool is helplessly watching his gravy train turn into an actual gravy train. He desperately needs his joke of an album attempt to sell so that he can get his own bang able backup dancers. Will it happen? What if it did? I think I would have to start looting before the locusts arrived. It truly would be a sign that the end is near.
The title of this should be K-Fed is DELUSIONAL. What a tool...I'm counting the down until his 15 minutes is over and he is gone. Then I will be happy and rejoice.
You're right, Gonzo, drive-bys are just too good for this cream puff. Cheese Doodles are too good for him too (I actually like Cheese Doodles). My bet is on a Tater Tot. I was going to say a pork rind, but he seems to be getting a lot of pork lately.
Anonymous said... Nice flabby arm holding that Ice Blended cup of sugar in pic 3, Brit.
March 29, 2006 4:48 PM
I'd like to see your arm..I'm sure it's much better. Give Brit a break people..I respect her for not trying to loose the weight in 2.5 seconds like most celebrity moms. SHE IS REALITY. she shouldn't have to be all dolled up every little place she goes..how many stay at home moms are like that? Just because she's famous DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T BE NORMAL!!!!!!
you are all so incredibly fucked up. worse than "k-fed" if I can say so myself...
Can this woman actually be the same girl from the Rolling Stones cover, and the Grammys years ago??? Can a person really go from super hot, to Dunkin Donuts Dumpy in such a short time?, and at such a young age?
As for KFed, after watching the Popozao joke video and hearing him declare it on "Fiiiiijha" The CD title just cracks me up, and shows how little creativity this loser has. What a match! -may they sink into oblivion together!
K, let's just back up the Cheetos train here a sec. There's a difference between what we see with most stay at home moms and sweet little Mrs. Federline here. Yeah, raising kids is hard. Yeah, most moms I know don't get dolled up every day...some don't even get out of their pyjamas. HOWEVER, most moms don't have servants, nannies, publicists and various other hired helpers to get them through their daily lives. There's a difference between what is "reality" as you put it and what is in these lovely Vegas pictures. Sure, she doesn't have to get dolled up everyday...but at least some kind of effort would be nice.
There once was a time when going to a casino in Vegas meant three piece suits and cocktail dresses. Some casinos wouldn't let you in if you weren't wearing a tie. Think the middle of the last century and the Rat Pack, think Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. Think Bogie and Bacall. Now look at those pictures of the Federlines and you tell me what's wrong with them. Yeah, I know times have changed, but a little effort on both their parts would be nice!
VIGILANTE: I was anon9:09. I DO agree with you. When I looked at the picture I even said to myself what would it hurt to throw a little make up on and get dressed up a bit nicer.
And I do understand about all the hired help..but at the same time does that mean she should have to be glamourous while she is at the beach or running to the grocery store...when people bag her for being normal in those places.
I honestly respect Britney for not loosing the weight immediately after the baby. Most new mothers don't. Hollywood woman, however, are back in tip top shape virtually 2 days after having the child. I think it is very real of her.
I've been pregnant twice, I'm not skinny, I'm not fat, but my arms have never been that flabby and never did I wear a couple extra chins. I excercised during and after my pregancy, breastfed each baby for a year and never had the help of any nannys, chefs or housekeepers. She's lazy, eats too much sugar and the kid spends too much time in the care of other people.
ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!!! Right on the money anon 10:16! She talks about there being no real "pop stars" out there since she retired that have replaced her, but she needs to be aware that fame has a price. She 'had' an image once. If 'everyday' women can put some effort into looking good, what's her excuse???
Good to see you back, 9:09! Most people fire out a post and bugger off, glad to see you stuck around!
Fair argument, no need for couture at the grocery store. And I will say I don't envy these people having their pics taken every waking moment. That would really suck.
AND I'm going to say I do agree with your point about Hollywood Moms suddenly becoming stick figures post-baby. Kate Hudson comes to mind, so does Victoria Beckham. Not good role models, that's for sure.
Holy crap, I'm being awful generous today? What the Hell? Must be Spring Fever.
Anyways, I do think Brit needs to consult with a stylist and a personal trainer. And if she has already then she needs to find new ones. It's not like she can't afford it.
On second thought, maybe she can't afford it....how much does it cost for a douchebag to cut an album these days?
hahaha bama girl. haha. I said that. I actually weigh 112. soo. nice try.
what I meant was I think it is good of her to not feel the hollywood pressure to get the pounds off immediately afterwards. She is one of the few if only famous woman who has had a child and hasn't been pressured by the media and everyone surrounding her to loose the weight asap.
She has been working since what, 16? and been in this business LET HER BE NORMAL!
vigilante..again, I agree with you. How do I get to where I won't be anonymous anymore?
All right...lay off the celebrity bash. Even though I don't think much of either of the two "artists", nor do find their lifestyles good or interesting, but come on, don't insult people who won't even read the insult! Even though, I guess that's what this site's about. Well then, go ahead, if it helps you relieve your anger at the world. Just don't get too angry, because your life is probably better than theirs. Well, this couple's, anyway.
Ummm,^ your the only one who seems to be all wound up here. it IS a celebrity bashing blog- so if you want "nice" you better try some place else. and hey, i'm not angry. and i thank God everyday i am not married to this loser /wannabe. so yeah, my life IS better in this aspect.
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Man, why hasn't someone shot this wannabe in a drive-by yet? Please, someone, PLEASE SHOOT HIM!
And the only time K-Fed ever played with fire was that time he tried to jack off and mistook Brit's Nair hair remover for hand cream. Boo-yah!
By Vigilante, on 4:30 PM
Is Brit drinking a frapachino in that last picture? I thought she was supposed to be on a diet
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Nice flabby arm holding that Ice Blended cup of sugar in pic 3, Brit.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
She's so FUGLY without makeup. YUCK.
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
captions:
# 2 are we on a escavalator?
# 3 I should do what with those chips?
# 4 i sorry, aiight, I din't mean nothin bout the chips baby.
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
How funny would it be if these two actually lasted and were together for the rest of their lives...I would laugh for so many reasons.
By Paris Hilton, on 5:07 PM
say what you wanna, i can't wait for k-fed's cd to drop like a nuclear bizzomb
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
Remember the parking attendant in Ferris Bueller's day off? How about the greasy guy who played alogside John goodman in 'Raising arizona'. With 'K-Fertile' I do not even know where to begin. Its like i try to think of a word to describe how fuckin stank he is and they just get all jumbled up and come out as BLAH! Why cant he shave? Why cant he just everything! From his licey hair all the way to his retarded shoes with the tongues all hanging out.I mean just look at him. Where does he come from? Whom are his parents? These are the questions we all should be asking.
By Jbos, on 5:45 PM
Vigilante
Man, why hasn't someone shot this wannabe in a drive-by yet?
Drive-by's are waaaaay too black for K-Fed. Way, way too black. Out there somewhere a Cheese Doodle is waiting to lodge itself in his esophagus. All we can do is hope that Cheese Doodle realizes its calling sooner rather than later.
By Gonzo, on 5:57 PM
ever see "mad tv" do brit and kfed? too funny.
b: ummm, you taste good.
k: like hotdogs. what'sup!
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
I can't wait for his CD, I really like his stuff...especially his new freestyle on his myspace page. I think Britney looks good. She is probably enjoying her break from the industry and likes having a normal body for once.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
fyi, "mad tv" is quite easily the most embarrassingly unfunny show on television and has been for years.
By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
And the record companies wonder why their sales keep dropping...Which label has the privlege of releasing this? And why is it taking so long? Wasn't PopoNono out like Months ago? When I go into the {bathroom} recording studio to {take a dump} make a hit, it usually only takes me a few minutes. Well, okay, sometimes it takes me a whole issue of Seventeen but not months.
If I were running that record label I would make an Executive Decision and name the album: Playing With Britney's Money because that's what it is...
By Matt, on 6:40 PM
Anon 6:24
I really hope my sarcasm sensors are broken.
Seriously.
By Gonzo, on 7:13 PM
If that's a normal body, then I need to add Cheetos to my grocery list.
By Stina, on 9:33 PM
holy shit.. i think i just had an epiphany. in that song when he says "grab your socks," think about it.. someone grabs their socks, they bend over.. then they get fucked in the ass. very clever, k-fed.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 PM
she is so tiresome.
By Murdoc, on 9:57 PM
Which one of these two do you think is regretting their hook-up more right now?
Britney must know that she is getting banged by a greasy "no-talent ass clown". I hope that she is just in denial.
K-fool is helplessly watching his gravy train turn into an actual gravy train. He desperately needs his joke of an album attempt to sell so that he can get his own bang able backup dancers.
Will it happen? What if it did? I think I would have to start looting before the locusts arrived. It truly would be a sign that the end is near.
By wombat, on 10:09 PM
I know someone who wrote a hysterical song about K-FEd called "Wigga Please" You can hear it on the front of his page. Just Click Here To Hear It.
From what his blog says, the dude even sent it to K-Fed himself.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 PM
The title of this should be K-Fed is DELUSIONAL.
What a tool...I'm counting the down until his 15 minutes is over and he is gone. Then I will be happy and rejoice.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
You're right, Gonzo, drive-bys are just too good for this cream puff. Cheese Doodles are too good for him too (I actually like Cheese Doodles). My bet is on a Tater Tot. I was going to say a pork rind, but he seems to be getting a lot of pork lately.
By Vigilante, on 8:51 AM
Anonymous said...
Nice flabby arm holding that Ice Blended cup of sugar in pic 3, Brit.
March 29, 2006 4:48 PM
I'd like to see your arm..I'm sure it's much better.
Give Brit a break people..I respect her for not trying to loose the weight in 2.5 seconds like most celebrity moms. SHE IS REALITY. she shouldn't have to be all dolled up every little place she goes..how many stay at home moms are like that?
Just because she's famous DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T BE NORMAL!!!!!!
you are all so incredibly fucked up. worse than "k-fed" if I can say so myself...
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
Can this woman actually be the same girl from the Rolling Stones cover, and the Grammys years ago??? Can a person really go from super hot, to Dunkin Donuts Dumpy in such a short time?, and at such a young age?
As for KFed, after watching the Popozao joke video and hearing him declare it on "Fiiiiijha" The CD title just cracks me up, and shows how little creativity this loser has. What a match! -may they sink into oblivion together!
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
To Anon 9:09...
Hi Britney! How's little Sean P?
K, let's just back up the Cheetos train here a sec. There's a difference between what we see with most stay at home moms and sweet little Mrs. Federline here. Yeah, raising kids is hard. Yeah, most moms I know don't get dolled up every day...some don't even get out of their pyjamas. HOWEVER, most moms don't have servants, nannies, publicists and various other hired helpers to get them through their daily lives. There's a difference between what is "reality" as you put it and what is in these lovely Vegas pictures. Sure, she doesn't have to get dolled up everyday...but at least some kind of effort would be nice.
There once was a time when going to a casino in Vegas meant three piece suits and cocktail dresses. Some casinos wouldn't let you in if you weren't wearing a tie. Think the middle of the last century and the Rat Pack, think Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. Think Bogie and Bacall. Now look at those pictures of the Federlines and you tell me what's wrong with them. Yeah, I know times have changed, but a little effort on both their parts would be nice!
By Vigilante, on 9:49 AM
the man is useful, who else can take everything wrong with america and put it all together like that? genius...
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
PLEASE stop posting the picture of him with the studded glasses and sallow cheeks.
It makes me want to vomit everytime.
There must be anything, anything else we could talk about.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
VIGILANTE:
I was anon9:09.
I DO agree with you. When I looked at the picture I even said to myself what would it hurt to throw a little make up on and get dressed up a bit nicer.
And I do understand about all the hired help..but at the same time does that mean she should have to be glamourous while she is at the beach or running to the grocery store...when people bag her for being normal in those places.
I honestly respect Britney for not loosing the weight immediately after the baby. Most new mothers don't. Hollywood woman, however, are back in tip top shape virtually 2 days after having the child. I think it is very real of her.
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
I've been pregnant twice, I'm not skinny, I'm not fat, but my arms have never been that flabby and never did I wear a couple extra chins. I excercised during and after my pregancy, breastfed each baby for a year and never had the help of any nannys, chefs or housekeepers. She's lazy, eats too much sugar and the kid spends too much time in the care of other people.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!!! Right on the money anon 10:16! She talks about there being no real "pop stars" out there since she retired that have replaced her, but she needs to be aware that fame has a price. She 'had' an image once. If 'everyday' women can put some effort into looking good, what's her excuse???
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Good to see you back, 9:09! Most people fire out a post and bugger off, glad to see you stuck around!
Fair argument, no need for couture at the grocery store. And I will say I don't envy these people having their pics taken every waking moment. That would really suck.
AND I'm going to say I do agree with your point about Hollywood Moms suddenly becoming stick figures post-baby. Kate Hudson comes to mind, so does Victoria Beckham. Not good role models, that's for sure.
Holy crap, I'm being awful generous today? What the Hell? Must be Spring Fever.
Anyways, I do think Brit needs to consult with a stylist and a personal trainer. And if she has already then she needs to find new ones. It's not like she can't afford it.
On second thought, maybe she can't afford it....how much does it cost for a douchebag to cut an album these days?
By Vigilante, on 10:57 AM
In that studded glasses picture, he looks like the unholy love child of George Michael and M.C. Hammer.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
"I honestly respect Britney for not loosing the weight immediately after the baby."
Says the 500 lb woman in the hoveraround.
By Bama Girl, on 11:17 AM
hahaha bama girl. haha. I said that. I actually weigh 112. soo. nice try.
what I meant was I think it is good of her to not feel the hollywood pressure to get the pounds off immediately afterwards. She is one of the few if only famous woman who has had a child and hasn't been pressured by the media and everyone surrounding her to loose the weight asap.
She has been working since what, 16? and been in this business LET HER BE NORMAL!
vigilante..again, I agree with you. How do I get to where I won't be anonymous anymore?
oh..wait, I see it :)
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
ok I'm anon 9:09 10:12 and 11:41.
what is all this blog stuff when you first sign up? does any of that matter?
By pamcakes, on 11:47 AM
Nah, none of it's worth your time. I just filled out a few fields yesterday because someone kept bugging me about it. Welcome aboard, pamcakes!
By Vigilante, on 12:38 PM
All right...lay off the celebrity bash. Even though I don't think much of either of the two "artists", nor do find their lifestyles good or interesting, but come on, don't insult people who won't even read the insult! Even though, I guess that's what this site's about. Well then, go ahead, if it helps you relieve your anger at the world. Just don't get too angry, because your life is probably better than theirs. Well, this couple's, anyway.
By Alix d'Laire, on 4:10 PM
Ummm,^ your the only one who seems to be all wound up here. it IS a celebrity bashing blog- so if you want "nice" you better try some place else.
and hey, i'm not angry. and i thank God everyday i am not married to this loser /wannabe. so yeah, my life IS better in this aspect.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
Truth in advertising; strategic direct-response and brand marketing campaigns that guarantee bottom-line results.. I say name it,
"Rehashing the Hop Hash & Refrying the funk frijoles.."
it's all the same music crap but I tweeked it.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
"don't insult people who won't even read the insult!"
If that were true, there would be no such thing as a Helen Keller joke. And there is. So hush up.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 PM
K-Fed is getting way too much publicity...
By funny shirts, on 9:59 AM
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