I dunno.. that just sounds too out there to be true. BUT I can totally see that asswipe doing something like that. Now I can't stand Britney, but girl seriously needs to dump this Mfer b/c she could do SO much better than his stupid ass.
Divorce him.. let him have his cut of your money even though the skidmark doesn't deserve it... It'll all be gone within a month anyway and he'll be right back where he was before. A broke ass dipshit.
What a dick. Let's hope there's an earthquake in LA and he's the only casualty. Found under a car with tiremarks on his face and several mysterious stab wounds in his crotch area.
I very much doubt that the waiter, who is someone in a service position, would refuse to serve Britney Spears, at the request of K-Fed, and to embarass & insult her on top of that. There's no way K-Fed's got that much influence or money.
I don't believe someone in a service position would refuse to serve Britney Spears. And to insult & embarrass her on top of that. She's Britney Spears. He's K-Fed. He doesn't have that much influence.
Like some waiter, who's probably super stoked to be waiting on Britney and hoping for a huge tip, is really going to relay a rude message from the Federswine, whom the waiter has never met and has no loyalty to.
If this actually happened, that guy is the DUMBERST WAITER EVAH!!!
This is from the Enquirer and they are actually the most accurate gossip mag out there. No joke. They don't care whether or not any of these celebs like them, so they report the truth. You're more likely to get inaccuracies from US Weekly, People, etc. because a lot of what they print is given to them from the stars' publicists who are liars.
HOLY CREEPING SHIT!!! There's a real fucking BLACK GUY pictured next to Wylie Wigger. He must've been placed there by the douchebag's publicist. There's no way in hell that a real black dude would associate himself with Kfed. Gives too much credibility.
I will take much satisfaction when those ridiculous poseur-rolls cause his hair to fall out. He'll have to take hair plugs from his ass. But that's ok because it will look like a "natural."
There's no way in hell any waiter in their right mind would do that. Waiters make about $2.34 an hour so their entire income is their tips. Calling their table a bunch of fatasses isn't going to happen. Hell, I've served people so large they need wheelchairs dessert because I need the money.
And the Enquirer is a joke. All of those magizines will publish anything if some bum off the street confirms it and it makes for good gossip.
Why, oh why do we keep seeing a no-talent, brutha wanna-be like Cletus in the papers, the daily rags and on TV. Please, please stop giving people like him and the Simpson sisters publicity. Dudes should not have their media status elevated just because they managed to slip one by the goalie... Look at the father of Madonna's first kid (well the first kid we "officially" know about) where the hell is he? Who cares...
um, has anyone, including her husband, ever heard that women generally pack on a couple pounds when they are carrying a baby? as in 25-35 or more? and it takes a few months to get the weight off? BFD. who cares.
12:44, you are absolutely right. Britney is real. Everyone else can call her fat or whatever, but the truth is, the media presents us with stars who are TOO skinny. Normal women who actually have jobs, and being a stay at home mom is a job in itself, naturally don't lose the weight as fast as heidi klum or denise richards. We can't afford personal trainers, personal cookers, personal everything. Yes, britney can, but cut her some slack for trying to be "normal"
My daughter was born exactly a week before Sean Preston, and I know I'm still trying to work off the weight. Britney and I are about the same age and height (though I never claim to be as thin as her in her prime!), and I think we gained about the same during pregnancy, and it is hard to lose that when you're taking care of a baby. I also had a C-Section, and it took a couple months before I even wanted to try my ab-roller!
I don't have any family nearby to watch my daughter while I go to the gym, and when I finally get her to take a nap? Exercising is the last thing I want to do. I feel bad for Britney, I doubt KFed is as wonderful and supportive as my husband. This article sort of proves that.
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I dunno.. that just sounds too out there to be true. BUT I can totally see that asswipe doing something like that.
Now I can't stand Britney, but girl seriously needs to dump this Mfer b/c she could do SO much better than his stupid ass.
Divorce him.. let him have his cut of your money even though the skidmark doesn't deserve it... It'll all be gone within a month anyway and he'll be right back where he was before. A broke ass dipshit.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 AM
Can't that be a private joke between them? I mean, everybody knows girls refuse dessert and then eat mine.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 AM
ya gotta admit... the waiter saying that must have been hilarious
By Anonymous, on 5:13 AM
nice hair dick-in-the-mouth.
By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM
I would castrate my husband if he ever dared pulled a stunt like that.
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
What a dick. Let's hope there's an earthquake in LA and he's the only casualty. Found under a car with tiremarks on his face and several mysterious stab wounds in his crotch area.
By Vigilante, on 8:23 AM
Dude's just the fugliest thing ever.
By Mags, on 8:37 AM
I very much doubt that the waiter, who is someone in a service position, would refuse to serve Britney Spears, at the request of K-Fed, and to embarass & insult her on top of that. There's no way K-Fed's got that much influence or money.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
I don't believe someone in a service position would refuse to serve Britney Spears. And to insult & embarrass her on top of that. She's Britney Spears. He's K-Fed. He doesn't have that much influence.
By No I'm not like that, on 8:44 AM
He is hideous.
By SweetBloggings, on 8:59 AM
I agree w/ "no I'm not like that" 100%.
Like some waiter, who's probably super stoked to be waiting on Britney and hoping for a huge tip, is really going to relay a rude message from the Federswine, whom the waiter has never met and has no loyalty to.
If this actually happened, that guy is the DUMBERST WAITER EVAH!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
If you guys really think this isn't possible, then you're way too star struck. Hollywood is fucking nuts and so are the people who live there.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
This is from the Enquirer and they are actually the most accurate gossip mag out there. No joke. They don't care whether or not any of these celebs like them, so they report the truth. You're more likely to get inaccuracies from US Weekly, People, etc. because a lot of what they print is given to them from the stars' publicists who are liars.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
HOLY CREEPING SHIT!!! There's a real fucking BLACK GUY pictured next to Wylie Wigger. He must've been placed there by the douchebag's publicist. There's no way in hell that a real black dude would associate himself with Kfed. Gives too much credibility.
I will take much satisfaction when those ridiculous poseur-rolls cause his hair to fall out. He'll have to take hair plugs from his ass. But that's ok because it will look like a "natural."
By Gonzo, on 9:43 AM
hill-BILLIES!
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
That's a classic sign of an abusive husband- trying to control what their wife eats.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
I think that Vanilla Ice made a much more convincing "gangsta".
I don't believe the story, but it is very funny.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Vanilla Ice was a WAY better gangsta than this poser. He isn't even trying!!
He looks like he's walking around in circles, confused.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Gonzo, you owe me another keyboard.
You crack me up!!
Ha, ha Gonzo for Prez. 2008!!
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
if that REALLY happened, thats pretty fvcked up.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Gonzo is right. K-Fed just called 1-800-REN-T-BRO and they hooked him up.
By JAFO, on 2:41 PM
There's no way in hell any waiter in their right mind would do that. Waiters make about $2.34 an hour so their entire income is their tips. Calling their table a bunch of fatasses isn't going to happen. Hell, I've served people so large they need wheelchairs dessert because I need the money.
And the Enquirer is a joke. All of those magizines will publish anything if some bum off the street confirms it and it makes for good gossip.
By Beth, on 3:05 PM
To get even, Britney called K-Fug's drug dealer and cut him off the weed.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Why, oh why do we keep seeing a no-talent, brutha wanna-be like Cletus in the papers, the daily rags and on TV. Please, please stop giving people like him and the Simpson sisters publicity. Dudes should not have their media status elevated just because they managed to slip one by the goalie... Look at the father of Madonna's first kid (well the first kid we "officially" know about) where the hell is he? Who cares...
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
How cute you all think Britney tips in the first place. Now does she really hit you as someone with that much class and decency? I didn't think so.
By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
"you normally don't see a change that drastic unless you teleport with a fly."
Bwahahahahaha!
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
um, has anyone, including her husband, ever heard that women generally pack on a couple pounds when they are carrying a baby? as in 25-35 or more? and it takes a few months to get the weight off? BFD. who cares.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
12:44, you are absolutely right. Britney is real. Everyone else can call her fat or whatever, but the truth is, the media presents us with stars who are TOO skinny. Normal women who actually have jobs, and being a stay at home mom is a job in itself, naturally don't lose the weight as fast as heidi klum or denise richards. We can't afford personal trainers, personal cookers, personal everything. Yes, britney can, but cut her some slack for trying to be "normal"
By Anonymous, on 3:15 AM
Not hillbillies. They are just white trash.
By ISeeRedPeople, on 3:10 PM
They are just white trash. Hillbillies are cleaner than Mr. & Mrs. K-Fed.
By ISeeRedPeople, on 3:14 PM
My daughter was born exactly a week before Sean Preston, and I know I'm still trying to work off the weight. Britney and I are about the same age and height (though I never claim to be as thin as her in her prime!), and I think we gained about the same during pregnancy, and it is hard to lose that when you're taking care of a baby. I also had a C-Section, and it took a couple months before I even wanted to try my ab-roller!
I don't have any family nearby to watch my daughter while I go to the gym, and when I finally get her to take a nap? Exercising is the last thing I want to do. I feel bad for Britney, I doubt KFed is as wonderful and supportive as my husband. This article sort of proves that.
By Kaylison, on 11:58 AM
If only this story could be true! --I'll choose to believe it is :-)
I give her 5 yrs at most before she's included in the Kirsty Alley "forgotten fat ass" club
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
If only this story were true! --I'm just gonna fantasize that it is :-)
I give her 5yrs at most before she's a member of the Kirsty Alley "forgotten fat-ass" club.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
If only this story were true! --I'm just gonna fantasize that it is :-)
I give her 5yrs at most before she's a member of the Kirsty Alley "forgotten fat-ass" club.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
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