This is so odd that I have to question its accuracy. You would think that nutbag would go to every length imaginable to hide creepy shit like this. Allowing your Xenitos to be seen carrying weird propaganda posters into the home is almost akin to throwing kerosene on the Scientology fire.
I can just imagine the poor kid at Kinko's who took the order:
"You want how many signs? And they're supposed to say what? Is this some kind of joke? [pause] Oooooh. They're for him. Yeah whatever, I'll sign the agreement...."
Bet Katie's parents are sharpening their teeth over this.
You would have to drop the anvil every 5 minutes for hours on end and then kick him in the balls with cowboy roach stompers for a final "hello world"....Tom Cruise is a moron.
What craptastic garbage, "calm and quiet." Bullshit, bullshit, and oh, BULLSHIT! What's he gonna do if she does scream, kick her in the stomach? Please. I hope she screams. But then again, she's just a droid of the Cruise Nation these days, so she'll probably conjure up images of rowing on Dawson's Creek and remain silent. Dummy.
I have had a baby, and even with an epidural those contractions hurt like hell. I wish there was a way to accurately replicate that feeling for those who come up with these stupid rules. Dropping an anvil on Cruise's crotch isn't enough. Try ripping his penis from the urethra on out. That's kind of what it feels like. On another note, there is a french "doctor" (probably dead by now) who wrote a book back in the 60's or 70's about how "traumatic" birth is for children. He advocated giving birth in a dim environment with very little noise, waiting for the cord to stop pulsating before cutting it, and almost immediately submerging the baby up to its neck in 98degree water to calm him/her. My mother-in-law gave me this book to read while I was pregnant in hopes that I would follow this advice. If I could meet that man I would punch him in the face, and the same goes for Tom Cruise.
blah... all this nonsense about birth being "traumatic" for a child.
There's nothing more natural than childbirth, so I fail to see HOW nature would design the one thing that is the ONLY thing that will keep extinction to be sooo traumatic that it would need to be altered in any way.
I'm 5 months pregnant with my first child, and it makes me sick to my stomach the things that Katie is willing to put herself and her child through for "prince charming."
I have three children with a epidural for all of them, calm & quiet is not something I remember at all. Though the first time I do remember telling my husband this is all your fault, while squeezing his hand trying to break it. Also screaming for more pain killer. So shes gonna be quiet, thats just too funny!!! I dont know what I would do if my husband was this stupid, I guess we wouldn't have 3 kids or be married, because who stays with a man that stupid.
Besides the fact that she has to remain silent (utterly ridiculous) did anyone actually pay attention to the fact that the child cant have any medical attention/tests for several days? What if the child is sick or needs swift medical attention? Does that mean that they let the child suffer/die? Honestly I hope Katie screams as loud as she possibly can. Tom Cruise is a complete asshole who must think his baby is Xenu's gift to our world. What would really rock is if Tom Cruise's kid hooked had torrid ass sex with Lindsay Lohan later in life while going down on Paris Hilton in a NSFW internet video.
wasn't it just a few years ago that the big trend in celebrity births was whirlpools and midwives? I seem to recall Pamela Anderson giving birth in a dim room in a warm pool with a midwife assisting. Isn't the Scientology birthing ritual just the clinical version of this with flash cards?
Also I find it deeply stupid that a man would deem the birthing process traumatic for the child when he's not physically equipped to ever experience it except to be the one going through the birth canal...and unless we're talking about fetus memory, it's a prime line of bullshit these 'experts' are spewing.
I have had two children without any drugs or freezing and i screamed bloody murder!! it feels like the baby is ripping you from the inside out!. there's no way she will be able to be quiet, someone should stick a watermelon up Tom Cruise's ass and tell him get it out without screaming!!!
l ron hubbard is an idiot. I saw his freaks trying to brain wash people at some suburban Virginia metro stops, Cruise is an idiot and their cult is idiotic.
If anyone, let alone my own husband will tell me to be quiet during labor, and take my baby away for 2 days, I'd tell Tom to go get fucked in the ass, and see how he likes it. Poor Katie!
ok...I agree with everyone, but answer me this: WHY ON EARTH do they need POSTER sized "flash cards"?? I guess someone needs glasses. Like Katie will really be concentrating on that when she gives birth!!
My wife and I just had our second kid last weekend ... and it was a scheduled c-section. Totally quiet. Maybe Katie ought to look into that. Maybe she also ought to get rid of all these tin-foil hat loonies and dumpt that midget faggot she's with ... I'm guessing that will happen after she secures the lifetime pension by procreating with this little homo.
You know, Native American women were silent... It's possible, just you have to be tough as nails. I think putting up with Tom will bring two things: either Katie's pain tolerance will be astronomical, or she's nolonger katie but a mindless meatbag drone for giving birth.
I had four kids all with no pain relief, screamed with the first, and grunted with the rest. My kids came out perfectly if anything they have no shame in voicing their opions because their mother certainly didnt.
I have had four kids I screamed with the first one and grunted with the rest of them, my kids are beautiful and because of the words and noises from my mouth my kids have no shame in voicing themselves and their opionions.
As someone who has given birth to 3 human beings I wish Katie all the luck in the world for not shouting out a few FUCK YOU TOM's during the blessed event :)
he wants kati to be queit and relaxed umm it is called Medications hmmm isnt science great I dont understand scientology but if they are into the world of science stuff why do they dislike meds I mean how do they get plastic surgery do they just lye there quetly while there boobs are implanted and then no pain meds weird f*cks
I wish Tom Cruise would be "calm and quiet"...for ever. He needs to go crawl under a rock or into a volcano. I wouldn't worry about the kid being traumatized by screams..he/she is being born TC's kid. The poor kid doesn't have a chance in hell of being close to normal. How brainwashed is Katie Holmes? What the hell is wrong with her?
Hmmm...I almost believed calm and quiet was possible...with TONS of drugs. But someone wrote that Scientology doesn't allow them for childbirth so WTF? How is this possible, especially for a first time mom? I feel bad for her and picture her about 3 years from now sobbing into a pillow wondering why she ever listened to that egotistical maniac who supposedly impregnated her!
Not letting Katie have a career because "her place is home raising the kids" (not her "choice" but the teachings of Scientology)
Having countless 'minders' watching her every move, and demanding that she have a home birth, without pain medications, and in complete silence sounds more like "subjugation" to me.
She is being made into a subservient slave being used to produce spawn for Cruise. Anyone ever heard of Andrea Yates?
WHAT THE HELL MAN??? This religion is friggin cruel. It sorta has that underlying "keep em bare foot and pregnant" vibe huh? By the way, has anybody else noticed that Katie Holmes looks like she's always caught in headlights, ready to mumble "Take me to you're leader..." Hmm?
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Except for that scare with David Beckham, huh? You are so much fun to read. Tom Cruise is an idiot.
By Elle, on 8:01 AM
Have to say Todd is the funniest person!! He should write for a comedy show. I enjoy reading his posts so much.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
Xenu's arrival is at hand! Please report to the nearest volcano!
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
fuckin' ridiculous... fuckin' ridiculous. what more can i say
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
So true about the anvil. Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
Whuh?!?!?
This is so odd that I have to question its accuracy. You would think that nutbag would go to every length imaginable to hide creepy shit like this. Allowing your Xenitos to be seen carrying weird propaganda posters into the home is almost akin to throwing kerosene on the Scientology fire.
I can just imagine the poor kid at Kinko's who took the order:
"You want how many signs? And they're supposed to say what? Is this some kind of joke? [pause] Oooooh. They're for him. Yeah whatever, I'll sign the agreement...."
Bet Katie's parents are sharpening their teeth over this.
By Gonzo, on 9:45 AM
You would have to drop the anvil every 5 minutes for hours on end and then kick him in the balls with cowboy roach stompers for a final "hello world"....Tom Cruise is a moron.
By luckyducky, on 9:51 AM
Todd, I guess we should probably have that birds & bees talk now.
By todd's mom, on 10:09 AM
What craptastic garbage, "calm and quiet." Bullshit, bullshit, and oh, BULLSHIT! What's he gonna do if she does scream, kick her in the stomach? Please. I hope she screams. But then again, she's just a droid of the Cruise Nation these days, so she'll probably conjure up images of rowing on Dawson's Creek and remain silent. Dummy.
By Roonie, on 10:19 AM
I have had a baby, and even with an epidural those contractions hurt like hell. I wish there was a way to accurately replicate that feeling for those who come up with these stupid rules. Dropping an anvil on Cruise's crotch isn't enough. Try ripping his penis from the urethra on out. That's kind of what it feels like.
On another note, there is a french "doctor" (probably dead by now) who wrote a book back in the 60's or 70's about how "traumatic" birth is for children. He advocated giving birth in a dim environment with very little noise, waiting for the cord to stop pulsating before cutting it, and almost immediately submerging the baby up to its neck in 98degree water to calm him/her. My mother-in-law gave me this book to read while I was pregnant in hopes that I would follow this advice. If I could meet that man I would punch him in the face, and the same goes for Tom Cruise.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
blah... all this nonsense about birth being "traumatic" for a child.
There's nothing more natural than childbirth, so I fail to see HOW nature would design the one thing that is the ONLY thing that will keep extinction to be sooo traumatic that it would need to be altered in any way.
I'm 5 months pregnant with my first child, and it makes me sick to my stomach the things that Katie is willing to put herself and her child through for "prince charming."
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
Can't Tom Cruise just go somewhere and die?
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
I have three children with a epidural for all of them, calm & quiet is not something I remember at all. Though the first time I do remember telling my husband this is all your fault, while squeezing his hand trying to break it. Also screaming for more pain killer. So shes gonna be quiet, thats just too funny!!! I dont know what I would do if my husband was this stupid, I guess we wouldn't have 3 kids or be married, because who stays with a man that stupid.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Besides the fact that she has to remain silent (utterly ridiculous) did anyone actually pay attention to the fact that the child cant have any medical attention/tests for several days? What if the child is sick or needs swift medical attention? Does that mean that they let the child suffer/die? Honestly I hope Katie screams as loud as she possibly can. Tom Cruise is a complete asshole who must think his baby is Xenu's gift to our world. What would really rock is if Tom Cruise's kid hooked had torrid ass sex with Lindsay Lohan later in life while going down on Paris Hilton in a NSFW internet video.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
wasn't it just a few years ago that the big trend in celebrity births was whirlpools and midwives? I seem to recall Pamela Anderson giving birth in a dim room in a warm pool with a midwife assisting. Isn't the Scientology birthing ritual just the clinical version of this with flash cards?
Also I find it deeply stupid that a man would deem the birthing process traumatic for the child when he's not physically equipped to ever experience it except to be the one going through the birth canal...and unless we're talking about fetus memory, it's a prime line of bullshit these 'experts' are spewing.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
I have had two children without any drugs or freezing and i screamed bloody murder!! it feels like the baby is ripping you from the inside out!. there's no way she will be able to be quiet, someone should stick a watermelon up Tom Cruise's ass and tell him get it out without screaming!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
l ron hubbard is an idiot. I saw his freaks trying to brain wash people at some suburban Virginia metro stops, Cruise is an idiot and their cult is idiotic.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
I bet he'll duct tape her mouth shut. I want to stomp on his balls.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
i wonder if she's allowed to scream while getting banged
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
If anyone, let alone my own husband will tell me to be quiet during labor, and take my baby away for 2 days, I'd tell Tom to go get fucked in the ass, and see how he likes it. Poor Katie!
By MsMaya, on 1:05 PM
ok...I agree with everyone, but answer me this: WHY ON EARTH do they need POSTER sized "flash cards"?? I guess someone needs glasses. Like Katie will really be concentrating on that when she gives birth!!
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
msmaya
I think someone has already fucked Tom up the ass. He seems like a total bottom to me.
And if some man told me to be quiet while I was in labor I'd break his freaking arm.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
My wife and I just had our second kid last weekend ... and it was a scheduled c-section. Totally quiet. Maybe Katie ought to look into that. Maybe she also ought to get rid of all these tin-foil hat loonies and dumpt that midget faggot she's with ... I'm guessing that will happen after she secures the lifetime pension by procreating with this little homo.
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
"L. Ron Hubbard, decreed that all mothers must remain as quiet as possible so the child will not be traumatized during labor."
Nah, let the kid be traumatized LATER when he discovers his father is an aggressive freak and his mother is a doormat.
By Rowan, on 3:18 PM
someone should stick a watermelon up Tom Cruise's ass and tell him get it out without screaming!!!
That's a Friday night in the ole Cruise home.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
One Word = "cult"
By goingaway, on 5:48 PM
You know, Native American women were silent... It's possible, just you have to be tough as nails. I think putting up with Tom will bring two things: either Katie's pain tolerance will be astronomical, or she's nolonger katie but a mindless meatbag drone for giving birth.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
What the hell is a "scheduled C section"?
By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM
I had four kids all with no pain relief, screamed with the first, and grunted with the rest. My kids came out perfectly if anything they have no shame in voicing their opions because their mother certainly didnt.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
I have had four kids I screamed with the first one and grunted with the rest of them, my kids are beautiful and because of the words and noises from my mouth my kids have no shame in voicing themselves and their opionions.
By HTMAMA, on 6:29 PM
scientologist dont allow c-sections or the drugs you have to take to get one.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
As someone who has given birth to 3 human beings I wish Katie all the luck in the world for not shouting out a few FUCK YOU TOM's during the blessed event :)
By Natalie, on 9:05 PM
If it's alright, why does he feel the need to defend the practice and sugarcoat it? Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me, but what's new?
By meli, on 10:33 PM
he wants kati to be queit and relaxed umm it is called Medications hmmm isnt science great I dont understand scientology but if they are into the world of science stuff why do they dislike meds I mean how do they get plastic surgery do they just lye there quetly while there boobs are implanted and then no pain meds weird f*cks
By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM
I wish Tom Cruise would be "calm and quiet"...for ever. He needs to go crawl under a rock or into a volcano.
I wouldn't worry about the kid being traumatized by screams..he/she is being born TC's kid. The poor kid doesn't have a chance in hell of being close to normal.
How brainwashed is Katie Holmes? What the hell is wrong with her?
By wombat, on 1:10 AM
I hope they both shut up and vanish somewhere.
That kid is going to have hooves.
By Mo, on 5:37 AM
Hmmm...I almost believed calm and quiet was possible...with TONS of drugs. But someone wrote that Scientology doesn't allow them for childbirth so WTF? How is this possible, especially for a first time mom? I feel bad for her and picture her about 3 years from now sobbing into a pillow wondering why she ever listened to that egotistical maniac who supposedly impregnated her!
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
I wish I envented scientology to get these friggin dumbass rich celebrities to give me their money and listen to the crap I tell them.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
Once again Tom Cruise gives women advice on how to be a woman . . . maybe because he is the girl in all his real realationships. Definitely a bottom.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
Not letting Katie have a career because "her place is home raising the kids" (not her "choice" but the teachings of Scientology)
Having countless 'minders' watching her every move, and demanding that she have a home birth, without pain medications, and in complete silence sounds more like "subjugation" to me.
She is being made into a subservient slave being used to produce spawn for Cruise. Anyone ever heard of Andrea Yates?
By Anonymous, on 7:16 AM
I hope this childbirth stuff doesn't kill her and I hope that Tom Cruise doesn't steal her baby away and disappear.
I think she is being used for the sole purpose of this child. I am scared for her.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
WHAT THE HELL MAN??? This religion is friggin cruel. It sorta has that underlying "keep em bare foot and pregnant" vibe huh? By the way, has anybody else noticed that Katie Holmes looks like she's always caught in headlights, ready to mumble "Take me to you're leader..." Hmm?
By I Dont Like Moths, on 1:02 PM
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