do the gays even want tom snooze as one of their own? isn't he just like a huge embarrassment to all concerned at this point? like the creepy uncle you hope doesn't show up for thansgiving...
Keanu is endearing - sort of like a mentally challenged, three-legged puppy you just want to take care of, even though it'd probably be better left for dead in the snow.
Tom Cruise is an annoying twit. However, if Tom did decide to come out of the closet and embrace his homosexuality, I could almost forgive him for being an otherwise misogynistic, paranoid, delusional nutcase.
Then again, if he did, he'd simply be a gay annoying twit.
Actually Keanu's pretty cool. I met him a while ago, just after Jennifer Symes died. I always thought he was really nice. Gay? I dunno, don't much care really. He didn't come on to me so I can't really say either way.
Keanu is one of the worst actors in Hollywood. I don't care if he is gay or not, but he could learn to act so I don't have such a strong desire to stab myself in the neck everytime I see him.
They should have courses like, "How to become an A-Lister even if you are appalling bad at your profession". Having said that, dear god, he's a handsome devil.
awwww, Keanu! Moo, your comment made me laugh so hard. It's the Asian genes in him, helping him age (or not age depending your Point of View) gracefully.
The reason why Tom Cruise screeches from the rooftops that he is not gay is because Scientology is 100% against homosexuality, and believe that being gay is an illness, and such people should be "taken away from society". Which I always find so amusing that as much as Scientology likes to promote themselves, they sure don't talk about that part too much. We all know Tom is genuinely nuts, and so completely ingrained into this cult that any hint he might be gay would go so against what they believe that he will overreact every time.
Yummy, yummy beautiful man. *smacks lips* I would trade 1,000,000 Tom Cruises, Jude Laws, and every other tabloid sh\t king (yes, even a BAMZ-era Brad Pitt or two) for our one and only Keanu. Any day.
hey if he gay there is nothing wrong with it. there is no way thathe can upset us since we dont have a chane with him. so if he was which he most likly aint.
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that was funny. do you want an "!" after ""I'm not gay""?
You hate Bill. or was he Ted?
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
Good point. It's added. I don't "hate" him, he's just never stretched much further than Bill ... Ted ... whatever.
Wyld Stallions 4ever, dude!
By Jenny, on 4:46 PM
I <3 Kee-ahhh-new
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
He comes across here as unnervingly wise. And he was Ted.
By Ned Litam, on 7:06 PM
do the gays even want tom snooze as one of their own? isn't he just like a huge embarrassment to all concerned at this point? like the creepy uncle you hope doesn't show up for thansgiving...
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
One word comes to mind: "whoa".
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
he continues to make these crap films but yet he still seems pretty cool
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
Keanu is endearing - sort of like a mentally challenged, three-legged puppy you just want to take care of, even though it'd probably be better left for dead in the snow.
Tom Cruise is an annoying twit. However, if Tom did decide to come out of the closet and embrace his homosexuality, I could almost forgive him for being an otherwise misogynistic, paranoid, delusional nutcase.
Then again, if he did, he'd simply be a gay annoying twit.
By moo, on 11:35 PM
Keanu is not a gay, I would say that is all the contrary.....
By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM
Man, This red Carpet thing was scary to me. A Speed flashback. THe wierd thing is, they don't look that much different 12 years later!
THey could totally film Speed all over again, today, and the movie would look the same.
Stars are into that crazy HGH anti aging stuff man!
By Mateo, on 12:10 AM
Lenny Kravitz wears pink feathered boas and high heel shoes, but still comes off more heterosexual than Tom Cruise.
Thank you. I couldn't agree any more!
dave
By David, on 1:14 AM
I think Tom Cruise is an embarrassment to everyone not just gays. He needs his head banging against a wall!
Keanu on the other hand comes across as a level headed normal guy.
By Caz, on 3:11 AM
"do the gays even want tom snooze as one of their own?"
I am positive some gays WANT him as their *own* {wink wink}
By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
Actually Keanu's pretty cool. I met him a while ago, just after Jennifer Symes died. I always thought he was really nice. Gay? I dunno, don't much care really. He didn't come on to me so I can't really say either way.
By Vigilante, on 8:04 AM
Keanu is cool.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
Keanu is one of the worst actors in Hollywood. I don't care if he is gay or not, but he could learn to act so I don't have such a strong desire to stab myself in the neck everytime I see him.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
I'd soooooooooooo hit it.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
They should have courses like, "How to become an A-Lister even if you are appalling bad at your profession". Having said that, dear god, he's a handsome devil.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
awwww, Keanu! Moo, your comment made me laugh so hard. It's the Asian genes in him, helping him age (or not age depending your Point of View) gracefully.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
The reason why Tom Cruise screeches from the rooftops that he is not gay is because Scientology is 100% against homosexuality, and believe that being gay is an illness, and such people should be "taken away from society". Which I always find so amusing that as much as Scientology likes to promote themselves, they sure don't talk about that part too much. We all know Tom is genuinely nuts, and so completely ingrained into this cult that any hint he might be gay would go so against what they believe that he will overreact every time.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
keanu is so much cooler than mr. cruise. i could be friends with keanu. tom would just try to recruit me into his damn cult.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
God, we're back to the Keanu and "gay" thing again? New material, people, please.
And for God's sake, let's keep Cruise in the media. He hasn't had enough PR lately.
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
Shiteworth actor, really.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
Scientology is nothing but a crock of shit religion composed by rich hollywood republicans. Keanu is cool, handsome and he acts his age.
By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
Yummy, yummy beautiful man. *smacks lips* I would trade 1,000,000 Tom Cruises, Jude Laws, and every other tabloid sh\t king (yes, even a BAMZ-era Brad Pitt or two) for our one and only Keanu. Any day.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 AM
hahaha LOVE "But Tom is. He's more gay than Keanu is a bad actor. And that means he's really, really, really, really gay."
So funny and so true.
By Kate, on 6:13 AM
"Lenny Kravitz wears pink feathered boas and high heel shoes, but still comes off more heterosexual than Tom Cruise"
Yeah, but Lenny makes it look cool. Tom would just look like he's getting ready for his wedding to David Geffen.
By missy, on 9:36 AM
11.50 - No, the reason is because he's GAY.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
hey if he gay there is nothing wrong with it. there is no way thathe can upset us since we dont have a chane with him. so if he was which he most likly aint.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
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