"An actual shot at winning", you've got to be joking, right? This hillbilly Nashville wannabe has about as much a chance of winning as Natalie Portman has of getting out of my basement!
"This hillbilly Nashville wannabe"WTF I have been all over the USA and by far the prettiest and coolest girls are from small southern towns. I will take a southern girl over a loudmouth fast talking skanky yankee anyday...
"Girls with daddy and abandonment issues are almost as great as hot chicks with the self-esteem of a fat girl with an eye patch"---- one of the best lines ive ever read on this website! One of my new fav quotes. Everything looks good, except her teeth.
Her mother abanoned her, too. We always hear of people blaming their drug use and crime sprees on "being poor", "parents abandoned" them, but this girl rose above it and made something of herself. Good for her. I hope she wins.
Made something of herself? By getting on a TV show? She must have to had to overcome SO much to go to that audition... I'm not saying she didn't deserve to get on the show, but puh-lease.
She's got America right where she wants them. Believing every last bit of her sob story. "Oh my daddy is in JAY-UL, and my GAWSH, they aren't real TURANTURLAS on mah eyes!"
I ate 3 sleeves of thinmints and drank 2 redbulls for a snack a little while ago. I hate her because she is so ugly and has bad teeth and roots. gah she is so ugly, im going to go make a mayo and hot dog tripple decker white bread sandwich.
I don't think anyone here is hating on her for being fat or ugly, 'fat girl'.
We're hating on her for being stupid. And no, I'm not a stupid person. I'm not jealous of her "intelligence" or her fame. I'll be the first to admit she's good looking. (I'm not really seeing a problem with her teeth... what, is one crooked or something?)
If you're going to be sarcastic, at least get the insults right.
I am laughing my ass off at "skanky yankee." That shit is hilarious...and I agree. Southern girls are TOPS over bitchy nasty hags from up north. I'd take a Carolina girl over some NY rag any day!! This Kelly is a HELL of a lot hotter than Clarkson.
"I have been all over the USA and by far the prettiest and coolest girls are from small southern towns. I will take a southern girl over a loudmouth fast talking skanky yankee anyday..."
Ah, that's because you haven't seen the FINE specimens up here in Canada, fellow. That's why you have to degrade yourself to going with dumb-ass southern gals.
Canada is the same country that brought us Sasquatch, Celine Dion, and Caroline Rhea. Of the three, I'll take Sasquatch. Further, the *few* hot Canadian women there are/were quickly depart from the frozen tundra of the Great White North and settle in the States.
The hottest Canadian woman I've ever met was an Aussie ex-pat. It was in Vancouver and I was drunk, so I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.
Lastly, I submit to you Lisa Loeb to counter your perception of "dumb-ass" Southern women. Hot. Artsy. Totally fappable and conversant.
American Idol , like all reality shows, is so rigged up and scripted. How about pickling Pickler? I lived in the south for 13 years before I managed to escape. The whole "she's just a sweet southern girl" belief is a bunch of bullshit. Its the girls like her that make the typical redneck-racist comments and fuck anything that walks if it means a chance to be on "duh tay-vay" or getting out of the small town. I just have to laugh very hard at the niave people who give in and believe whiners like her. And people who seek pity to further themselves are just the ultimate douchebags. And not the scented douchebags either that smell "April Fresh", but the used douchebags that sit in the bathroom trashbin for weeks on end. And no, I have no reason to be jealous. I don't look like a barbie nor do I have a fake personality, and I really could give two shits what another person thinks of me. So to all the people who type " ya'll r jus' jealous and wish ya'll cud be like her", yeah you're so right. I bet you feel so smart about being right, huh? Now go back to your Special Ed class and finish eating lint off the floor.
She is NOT dating Constantine - they have never met. It is kind of like the thing where people said he was with Adrienne Curry, he was just dating a girl who looked a little bit like her.
"Canada is the same country that brought us Sasquatch, Celine Dion, and Caroline Rhea. Of the three, I'll take Sasquatch."
Be that as it may....Canada has also brought you such fine spank-bankable hotties as Rachel McAdams, Kristen Kreuk, Erica Durance, Jewel Staite, Tricia Helford, Grace Park, and a whole slew of others I KNOW I'm forgetting...
I don't know if anyone can look like such a dingbat without actually trying to look like a dingbat. I'd love to watch a conversation go on between Jessica Simpson and her.
Simpson: Are chimps monkeys or are monkeys a type of chimp? Pickler: I just love monkeys, don't you, they're so cute, he he he. Simpson: Yeah, but I like dogs better. Are dogs canines or are canines a type of dog? Pickler: I just love dogs, they're so cuuute! he he he he. My dad had a dog. I mean my Dad gave me a dog. I named him Dad, isn't that cute. he he he Simpson: You mean your dog's name is Dad. Does your dog answer to Dad and come running when you yell out Dad? Pickler: Don't know yet. Simpson: Why, your dog can't hear. Pickler: Can't here. No at home. Simpson: Can't Hear? Pickler: Where Simpson: Anywhere. Pickler: Huh? [Silence]
I went to school with her and she's not as dumb as she looks. She also was a huge slut and did my friend, Steve. Ask her about Steve and watch her face and you will know.
To whomever said that Kellie wouldnt say a bad thing about anyone was wrong. I personally know this girl... I have had many dealings with her. She is selfish and rude. She puts other people down all the time. She is immature. She can sing, and she is pretty on the outside, but the inside is ugly.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CANADIANS. I SWEAR US DAMN "YANKEES" ARE SURROUNDED BY DUMBASSES you damn hicks and canucks. Anybody trying to be famous comes to AMERICA. because you can't be shit in CANADA. you bunch of pot smoking mousse fuckers
and the southern girls... The ones that manage to keep their teeth in their head have a chance at a good life. BY just BEING PRETTY. OTHER THAN THAT WHAT GOOD IS THE SOUTH. THEY'RE STILL STUCK IN THE FIFTIES. tHEY'RE all dumb so i do buy kellies act. I do think she is that dumb since when is it cool or sexy to be dumb
"Sorry, but the North won and the South lost. It's never going to change. You toothless hillbillies can keep your southern girls"
Haha what a horriblie interpretation. I am from New England (lived there until I was 19) and I will NEVER go back to that shit hole. The north is just jealous because even though they won the war, the south is still so far ahead than them in millions of ways. And yes, southern girls are the BEST! I have been everywhere and now I live in Los Angelos because of my job, but by far I would rather live in the South over anywhere. And about the toothless hillbillies-I am dentist (that's why im in Los Angelos) and I can tell you factually that New England has hundreds of times more "toothless" poor hillbillies than the south will ever have.
47 Comments:
"An actual shot at winning", you've got to be joking, right? This hillbilly Nashville wannabe has about as much a chance of winning as Natalie Portman has of getting out of my basement!
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
I'm pretty sure that Clay prefers grape jelly. Or so I've heard. From someone else. Stop looking at me funny. F you.
By ryan seacrest, on 11:39 AM
You forgot to put a line through "and has actual talent." You're welcome.
By Hero Monkey, on 12:11 PM
Allegedly she's doing greaseball Constantine from last season..good match, both equally without talent.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Yay! Pick Pickler! She's fun. I hope she wins.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
nice grill.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
She's moron lacking real talent. Enough about her.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
I think this girl's great. I'm rooting for her.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
I hope she wins, you go girl
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
She looks like a heavy drinker, man.
By Mateo, on 12:44 PM
this girl drives me nuts.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
She prob. wouldnt say anything bad about anyone. You fat cunts are just jealous
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
"This hillbilly Nashville wannabe"WTF
I have been all over the USA and by far the prettiest and coolest girls are from small southern towns. I will take a southern girl over a loudmouth fast talking skanky yankee anyday...
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
She is hot and cool and sure to win. Dont hate on her just because you are fat and pale and have zits.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
"Girls with daddy and abandonment issues are almost as great as hot chicks with the self-esteem of a fat girl with an eye patch"---- one of the best lines ive ever read on this website! One of my new fav quotes. Everything looks good, except her teeth.
By Amy, on 1:06 PM
FUCK AMERICAN IDOL.
By House of Mayhem, on 1:08 PM
Her mother abanoned her, too. We always hear of people blaming their drug use and crime sprees on "being poor", "parents abandoned" them, but this girl rose above it and made something of herself. Good for her. I hope she wins.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
What's up with the heavy lip liner that doesn't match? That looks awful.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Made something of herself? By getting on a TV show? She must have to had to overcome SO much to go to that audition... I'm not saying she didn't deserve to get on the show, but puh-lease.
She's got America right where she wants them. Believing every last bit of her sob story. "Oh my daddy is in JAY-UL, and my GAWSH, they aren't real TURANTURLAS on mah eyes!"
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
I ate 3 sleeves of thinmints and drank 2 redbulls for a snack a little while ago. I hate her because she is so ugly and has bad teeth and roots. gah she is so ugly, im going to go make a mayo and hot dog tripple decker white bread sandwich.
By Fat Girl, on 1:31 PM
I don't think anyone here is hating on her for being fat or ugly, 'fat girl'.
We're hating on her for being stupid. And no, I'm not a stupid person. I'm not jealous of her "intelligence" or her fame. I'll be the first to admit she's good looking. (I'm not really seeing a problem with her teeth... what, is one crooked or something?)
If you're going to be sarcastic, at least get the insults right.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
UGH.. I can't stand this girl.
Yeah she's pretty but that's about it.
She's a mediocre singer with a stupid ass sob story everyone is falling for.
I bet every other contestant has a sob story as well but you dont see them playing it up to get freakin sympathy votes.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
I'd pickle'r.
fat girl- I'll send the address for the new keyboard I'm expecting from you. LMAO.
By Gonzo, on 1:49 PM
I will eat you 1:45. Come over here and get in my belly!
By Fat Girl, on 1:49 PM
an145 You are so fat i yelled "hey cool aide" and you came busting thru the wall
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
I love the "salad tossing" reference lol!
By ME2, on 2:06 PM
Its not our fault we are fattys we have a disease, its called "I EAT TOO FUCKIN MUCH" disease. Please stop making fun of fattys or i will eat you...
By Fatty, on 2:14 PM
She's stupid and Doesn't have a very good singing voice. And If I hear one more comparison to Carrie Underwood I'm going to stab my eardrums out!
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
She has a damn nice ass, that's for fuckin sure. But of course Katharine McPhee's puts it to shame.
By Jester959, on 3:36 PM
I am laughing my ass off at "skanky yankee." That shit is hilarious...and I agree. Southern girls are TOPS over bitchy nasty hags from up north. I'd take a Carolina girl over some NY rag any day!!
This Kelly is a HELL of a lot hotter than Clarkson.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
anon 3:42pm
Living in NC, I can tell you there is no shortage of hot girls around here. Except Clay Aiken of course.
By Todd, on 4:02 PM
Sorry, but the North won and the South lost. It's never going to change. You toothless hillbillies can keep your southern girls.
Fer me, aye jest caint beet dem Cal-ee-forn-eye-ay girls. Yee-fucking-haw y'all.
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
I'd like to give her the old Pickler-Tickler.
wink wink nudge nudge
know what i mean?
know what i mean?
By i, on 4:11 PM
"I have been all over the USA and by far the prettiest and coolest girls are from small southern towns. I will take a southern girl over a loudmouth fast talking skanky yankee anyday..."
Ah, that's because you haven't seen the FINE specimens up here in Canada, fellow. That's why you have to degrade yourself to going with dumb-ass southern gals.
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
who is this bitch and why are her pictures on my computer screen.
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
Anon 6:47
Canada is the same country that brought us Sasquatch, Celine Dion, and Caroline Rhea. Of the three, I'll take Sasquatch. Further, the *few* hot Canadian women there are/were quickly depart from the frozen tundra of the Great White North and settle in the States.
The hottest Canadian woman I've ever met was an Aussie ex-pat. It was in Vancouver and I was drunk, so I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.
Lastly, I submit to you Lisa Loeb to counter your perception of "dumb-ass" Southern women. Hot. Artsy. Totally fappable and conversant.
By Gonzo, on 7:49 PM
American Idol , like all reality shows, is so rigged up and scripted. How about pickling Pickler? I lived in the south for 13 years before I managed to escape. The whole "she's just a sweet southern girl" belief is a bunch of bullshit. Its the girls like her that make the typical redneck-racist comments and fuck anything that walks if it means a chance to be on "duh tay-vay" or getting out of the small town.
I just have to laugh very hard at the niave people who give in and believe whiners like her.
And people who seek pity to further themselves are just the ultimate douchebags. And not the scented douchebags either that smell "April Fresh", but the used douchebags that sit in the bathroom trashbin for weeks on end.
And no, I have no reason to be jealous. I don't look like a barbie nor do I have a fake personality, and I really could give two shits what another person thinks of me. So to all the people who type " ya'll r jus' jealous and wish ya'll cud be like her", yeah you're so right. I bet you feel so smart about being right, huh? Now go back to your Special Ed class and finish eating lint off the floor.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
She is NOT dating Constantine - they have never met. It is kind of like the thing where people said he was with Adrienne Curry, he was just dating a girl who looked a little bit like her.
By Jan, on 4:30 AM
She's 19? She looks 37. Poor her.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
"Canada is the same country that brought us Sasquatch, Celine Dion, and Caroline Rhea. Of the three, I'll take Sasquatch."
Be that as it may....Canada has also brought you such fine spank-bankable hotties as Rachel McAdams, Kristen Kreuk, Erica Durance, Jewel Staite, Tricia Helford, Grace Park, and a whole slew of others I KNOW I'm forgetting...
*has another strong Canadian beer*
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
I don't know if anyone can look like such a dingbat without actually trying to look like a dingbat. I'd love to watch a conversation go on between Jessica Simpson and her.
Simpson: Are chimps monkeys or are monkeys a type of chimp?
Pickler: I just love monkeys, don't you, they're so cute, he he he.
Simpson: Yeah, but I like dogs better. Are dogs canines or are canines a type of dog?
Pickler: I just love dogs, they're so cuuute! he he he he. My dad had a dog. I mean my Dad gave me a dog. I named him Dad, isn't that cute. he he he
Simpson: You mean your dog's name is Dad. Does your dog answer to Dad and come running when you yell out Dad?
Pickler: Don't know yet.
Simpson: Why, your dog can't hear.
Pickler: Can't here. No at home.
Simpson: Can't Hear?
Pickler: Where
Simpson: Anywhere.
Pickler: Huh?
[Silence]
By It's tuna stupid, on 7:15 PM
is there and pics of you naked your pretty damn hot you ake my dick stand srait up
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
TO THE CANADIAN :
How in the hell did you forget Pam Anderson ? although in my opinion she's looking like a beat-down 10 cent whore these days .
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
I went to school with her and she's not as dumb as she looks. She also was a huge slut and did my friend, Steve. Ask her about Steve and watch her face and you will know.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
To whomever said that Kellie wouldnt say a bad thing about anyone was wrong. I personally know this girl... I have had many dealings with her. She is selfish and rude. She puts other people down all the time. She is immature. She can sing, and she is pretty on the outside, but the inside is ugly.
By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CANADIANS. I SWEAR US DAMN "YANKEES" ARE SURROUNDED BY DUMBASSES you damn hicks and canucks. Anybody trying to be famous comes to AMERICA. because you can't be shit in CANADA. you bunch of pot smoking mousse fuckers
and the southern girls... The ones that manage to keep their teeth in their head have a chance at a good life. BY just BEING PRETTY. OTHER THAN THAT WHAT GOOD IS THE SOUTH. THEY'RE STILL STUCK IN THE FIFTIES.
tHEY'RE all dumb so i do buy kellies act. I do think she is that dumb
since when is it cool or sexy to be dumb
By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM
"Sorry, but the North won and the South lost. It's never going to change. You toothless hillbillies can keep your southern girls"
Haha what a horriblie interpretation. I am from New England (lived there until I was 19) and I will NEVER go back to that shit hole. The north is just jealous because even though they won the war, the south is still so far ahead than them in millions of ways. And yes, southern girls are the BEST! I have been everywhere and now I live in Los Angelos because of my job, but by far I would rather live in the South over anywhere. And about the toothless hillbillies-I am dentist (that's why im in Los Angelos) and I can tell you factually that New England has hundreds of times more "toothless" poor hillbillies than the south will ever have.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
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