Baggage? Like what kind of baggage? A dried up skank of a mother who's way past her prime? A constant need for attention? The inability to go ten minutes without snorting happy dust? VD? I dunno, but hearing her say "baggage" means so much more than a papparazzi problem to me. If I were caught in her sights I'd turn heel and RUN.
DiCaprio? With her? His penis deserves an award for acting erect. Going from Gisele to Lindsay is like going from filet mignon to Lindsay. The analogy falls apart somewhere, but the point is, I wouldn't be that embarrassed to bang a filet mignon if it was rare.
Third picture of Lohan and Salma. a) she looks like she has either a beard or psoriasis on her face and b) she looks like she's trying to kiss Salma, and Salma is about to retch.
Maybe she wants to try making out with older girls now, she had enough of the men..I don't know why these stars are even giving her the time of day, they should tell her to get lost.
Debra was never a media creation, Granted she had a publists in her day. But she has more talent in her little finger than LL could ever hope to have. Debra musta have gone to the washroom and hosed herself off after sitting next to that no talent fvcked up skank.
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay... I think we all need to sit her down and give her a nice "makeover". I think by her "baggage" she is referring to all of those male conquests she's had. Geez, if she wants a boyfriend, she'd better start pretending she's a virgin!!!
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Please. Isn't there someone else to talk about? SO tired of LL.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
Baggage? Like what kind of baggage? A dried up skank of a mother who's way past her prime? A constant need for attention? The inability to go ten minutes without snorting happy dust? VD? I dunno, but hearing her say "baggage" means so much more than a papparazzi problem to me. If I were caught in her sights I'd turn heel and RUN.
By Vigilante, on 10:59 AM
Debra Harry is slumming...
By House of Mayhem, on 11:07 AM
DiCaprio? With her? His penis deserves an award for acting erect. Going from Gisele to Lindsay is like going from filet mignon to Lindsay. The analogy falls apart somewhere, but the point is, I wouldn't be that embarrassed to bang a filet mignon if it was rare.
By Ned Litam, on 11:26 AM
". You would just have to close your eyes and try not to think about all that DNA, because just like Prego, it's in there."
Priceless. Absolutely priceless
By Mack Simmons, on 11:48 AM
EVERY girl comes with lots of baggage... why does lindsay think she's so fucking special?
and she looks like crap now
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
Everyone who was with Lindsay after Jared Leto and Colin Farrell should go get tested IMMEDIATELY.
Aside from that, am I the only one deeply disturbed by Debbie Harry's eyebrows?
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
what 10.55 said
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
I love to watch Lohan's downward spiral. This is great. She's so fug. Debbie Harry is like 10 times her age and still looks better than Hohan.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
That kobalt blue coat looks great though, especially with the satin lining.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Third picture of Lohan and Salma.
a) she looks like she has either a beard or psoriasis on her face
and
b) she looks like she's trying to kiss Salma, and Salma is about to retch.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
How can someone like Jared Leto go from Scarlett Johansson to Lindsey Lohan?
I guess the fact that he's fat now makes it softer from him to have sex with her without getting killed by her bones.
By Ivy, on 1:47 PM
is it me or is lohan trying desperately to leech some shine off real stars? hey douchebag, all of this won't make us forget about Herbie the Love bug!
sad attempt to be seen. sort of like the ass at every party who tries to get in everyone's photos.
By Voodoo Child, on 2:17 PM
Maybe she wants to try making out with older girls now, she had enough of the men..I don't know why these stars are even giving her the time of day, they should tell her to get lost.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
"The analogy falls apart somewhere, but the point is, I wouldn't be that embarrassed to bang a filet mignon if it was rare."
so. fucking. funny.
Lohan looks really pretty in the pictures with Debbie Harry. *shame*
By Hannah, on 3:44 PM
if joaquin seriously hooked up with her, i've pretty much lost faith in mankind. yuck. osmosis doesn't work bitch, even if it's gilded joaquin spooge.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
i think the face issue going on in the 3rd pic is the little blond hairs anorexics sprout all over the place after their eating goes awol.
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
I believe LL enjoys female to female action. Not widely reported but most likely true.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Debra was never a media creation, Granted she had a publists in her day. But she has more talent in her little finger than LL could ever hope to have. Debra musta have gone to the washroom and hosed herself off after sitting next to that no talent fvcked up skank.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
i'd only bad ll in i was paid. look at it this way:
1.) ud get laid
2.) u can try and smother her
3.) $
only if it was a high ammount though
By pft., on 2:49 PM
I'd like to go to Vegas with Lohan.
By Mateo, on 5:58 PM
Joaquin Phoenix was with LiLo? Are you shitting me?
By Roonie, on 6:42 PM
I agree with Voodoo Child, LL wants to be seen with real actors (maybe the magic will rub off!). It's annoying as hell.
By Anonymous, on 3:51 AM
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay... I think we all need to sit her down and give her a nice "makeover". I think by her "baggage" she is referring to all of those male conquests she's had. Geez, if she wants a boyfriend, she'd better start pretending she's a virgin!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
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