It ain't a TV celeb interview unless one these douche bags cops to some affliction du jour. An open letter to all you celebs trying to "connect" with Joe Public: A.) We don't give a crap. B.) Just because you won the lottery in an otherwise worthless career don't think you have to justify your outrageous good fortune by giving yourself some affliction that lots of folks deal with every freaking day with zero fanfare...Does this ring a bell...?: "I cried because I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet..."
If that is his major problem in life, he's still got it made. He's hot, he's on a hot show, and he could walk up to most people and with a simple wink and smile, get himself laid over and over again.
Damn, I am dyslexic and I could not care less what the idiot says. Its called HARD WORK, you overcome the disability. Not just get by so you can continue to make you fuck loads of money.
I'd like to volunteer to read all of his scripts for him, as I feed him grapes by hand and caress his hair. Then I'd hit him hard. Damn this man makes me want to do naughty things.
I've had a minor case of dyslexia all my life. I had it before anyone had a name for it and I've been fine all life. I don't understand why people who have everything have to complain about something (usually minor).
Barbara Walters must be gay. Who can have Patrick Dempsey in front of them and only care about how well he can read? I want to know how he is in bed, not whether or not he can memorize lines!
Did you see the interview? He looked like he wanted to punch her for bringing it up. I feel for the guy though - being put in handicap classes until you're 12? Fucked up!
tom cruise bores us with his so-sad story about overcoming the odds with his dyslexia, and he's still annoying as hell.
patrick dempsey says he struggles with dyslexia, and i want to run my fingers through his hair and help him memorize his scripts. i wanted him BAD when i saw "can't buy me love," and i want him even more as dr. mcdreamy. sex on a stick!
Yeah I agree it did not make McDreamy look good - he was uncomfortable and not as charming as he is on GraysA. That was a big contrast to Matthew M's interview, where he was dripping (too much maybe) of sexuality and charm. Let me rub your feet Barbara.. A more catty response from Baba would have been "you can rub me anywhere you want!"
I think Babs is not gay, she's horny - look at the 3 sexy men she chose to interview! They are HOT HOT & HOT. Oh and Mariah - okay fine she's there too.
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I think I'm going to grab a six-pack and some popcorn. This oughta be flametastic.
So, Todd. What say you do a Ctl-Z and pull the original stuff back up. Post it in the thread. You're safe in here.
By Gonzo, on 3:21 PM
OMG!!! How can you make fun of a condition as horrible as dyslexia? I am so offended that I refuse to ever come back to this sight again.
Just kidding. I couldn't care less. Fcuk teh non-readign batsards. Everyone's got their own cross to bear.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
dued yuo shuodl nveer mkea fnu fo dsylxiea
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
Gonzo...toss me a beer...
By Vigilante, on 4:03 PM
It ain't a TV celeb interview unless one these douche bags cops to some affliction du jour. An open letter to all you celebs trying to "connect" with Joe Public: A.) We don't give a crap. B.) Just because you won the lottery in an otherwise worthless career don't think you have to justify your outrageous good fortune by giving yourself some affliction that lots of folks deal with every freaking day with zero fanfare...Does this ring a bell...?: "I cried because I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet..."
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
who cares? he could be severely retarded and I'd hit it.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
Who knew the dork from Can't Buy Me Love would turn out this hot? Dayam! I would hit it for sure! Hottie!
By teresa, on 5:32 PM
If that is his major problem in life, he's still got it made. He's hot, he's on a hot show, and he could walk up to most people and with a simple wink and smile, get himself laid over and over again.
I'd hit that for sure.
By M-M-M-Mishy, on 5:38 PM
P.S. I *totally* want to know what you wrote.
By M-M-M-Mishy, on 5:38 PM
No you don't.
By Todd, on 5:42 PM
I want ot know too. Ha! That was totally a typo.
By Jem, on 6:42 PM
Damn, I am dyslexic and I could not care less what the idiot says. Its called HARD WORK, you overcome the disability. Not just get by so you can continue to make you fuck loads of money.
BTW speaking as a female he defines fugly!
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
I WOULDNT' CARE IF HE NEVER READ ANYTHING EVER!!!!, I'D STILL TEAR HIM UP
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
I'd like to volunteer to read all of his scripts for him, as I feed him grapes by hand and caress his hair. Then I'd hit him hard. Damn this man makes me want to do naughty things.
By Anonymous, on 6:36 AM
I've had a minor case of dyslexia all my life. I had it before anyone had a name for it and I've been fine all life. I don't understand why people who have everything have to complain about something (usually minor).
By Edweirdo, on 6:45 AM
it could be worse.
he could be (GASP) retarded.
he could be (GASP) blind.
he could be (GASP) limbless.
he could be (GASP) in a coma.
or.....(GASP GASP)...a woman!!
By ionca, on 7:12 AM
Damn, Todd...Where's the beef? You should have posted your original rant, I would have liked to see that!
By Vigilante, on 8:18 AM
Barbara Walters must be gay. Who can have Patrick Dempsey in front of them and only care about how well he can read? I want to know how he is in bed, not whether or not he can memorize lines!
By SweetBloggings, on 9:27 AM
I'd hit it.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Did you see the interview? He looked like he wanted to punch her for bringing it up. I feel for the guy though - being put in handicap classes until you're 12? Fucked up!
By Nicole, on 11:58 AM
tom cruise bores us with his so-sad story about overcoming the odds with his dyslexia, and he's still annoying as hell.
patrick dempsey says he struggles with dyslexia, and i want to run my fingers through his hair and help him memorize his scripts. i wanted him BAD when i saw "can't buy me love," and i want him even more as dr. mcdreamy. sex on a stick!
By lola h., on 3:32 PM
That was the fuckin worst interview ever...he looked like he wanted to beat her up afterwards.
By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
Yeah I agree it did not make McDreamy look good - he was uncomfortable and not as charming as he is on GraysA. That was a big contrast to Matthew M's interview, where he was dripping (too much maybe) of sexuality and charm. Let me rub your feet Barbara.. A more catty response from Baba would have been "you can rub me anywhere you want!"
I think Babs is not gay, she's horny - look at the 3 sexy men she chose to interview! They are HOT HOT & HOT. Oh and Mariah - okay fine she's there too.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
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