IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Tom Cruise is a Jackass

Tom Cruise is a Jackass

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Well, so Mr. Cruise has an issue with free speech and Viacom bows to his pressure. Guess I'll have to have an issue with Viacom. How DARE they decide what the public can or cannot watch based on the whims of one man and his pretend religion. I'm disgusted.

By Rowan, on 8:47 AM
He threatened not to promote HIS OWN movie???? What a fucking douchebag.

By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
What an ass. I've seen this episode, it was a non-event as far as I was concerned. In fact I'd completely forgotten about it until the Isaac Hayes story broke. And even then my reaction to that was "Whoop-dee-doo". But once again, Mr. Cruise has to publicly get involved and shout it from the rooftops that he IS NOT GAY. Gawd I wish that guy would get a life. South Park has been happily pissing off various religious and cultural groups for years without being censored and just because they diss Scientology and Thomasina Cruise there's suddenly a fuss? Is anyone else out there secretly hoping Scientologists are building a rocket with plans to leave earth permanently? I'm getting sick of them.

By Vigilante, on 8:57 AM
what!?!? thats ridiculous, south park is sooo funny. how long has it been on the air? they got something to say now? hypocrites.

By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM
He's a phoney and his acting sucks.

Anyone see War of The Worlds? Awful. Awful. Awful. The guy is so full of himself, he doesn't think he has to try anymore. He makes the same delivery in every movie and thinks he's a God.

PS I love how this Katie Holmes thing has backfired for him --- he's now considered a loser/nutcase and her career is over. HAAAAAAAAA! I love it.

By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
He's a phoney and his acting sucks.

Anyone see War of The Worlds? Awful. Awful. Awful. The guy is so full of himself, he doesn't think he has to try anymore. He makes the same delivery in every movie and thinks he's a God.

PS I love how this Katie Holmes thing has backfired for him --- he's now considered a loser/nutcase and her career is over. HAAAAAAAAA! I love it.

By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
As soon as MI3 blows over, you can bet they will air the episode again. I hope they air it for 3 weeks straight. I also hope that he is blackballed by Hollywood. He isn't that great an actor anyway. I could care less if I ever saw him again.

By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
GOD! I hate him so much.

By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
I'm sorry but as a pregnant women, if my husband (or gay provider of spearm) had his eyes open while I kissed him that 'passionatly' the next shot would be of him on the floor holding his penis. He looks bored, just close your eyes Tom and pretend its Issac Hayes. In that last pic he looks like he's saying, look I didn't even flip out and start wiping the 'girly' germs of me. Prick!

By HormonalWoman, on 9:31 AM
I predict mission 3 will BOMB.

By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
"Dude, your acting is not as good as Leonardo DiCaprio, Gene Hackman or that guy from Napoleon Dynamite."
This guy is similar to Emenim; who can dish it out to other people, but when someone says they he has a bad haircut and somebody call the SWAT team. Big freaking cry-babies.
I have boycotted all future Tom Cruise movies and I have pretty much given up the idea that he is an "actor." I will only own one movie of Tom's: Collateral because of Jamie Foxx. I think Mann (the director) told Tom "Imagine if you could kill all the people who told you Scientology sucks," and Tom Cruise goes ape.
“Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.” Either that or get your head out of your ass.

By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
And they don't even has the decency to be embarrassed that their leader wrote sci-fi. Which is why perhaps why Tom Cruise continues to alien-ate.

By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
I don't regularly watch South Park, but made a point of catching that episode (on the Comedy Network here in Canada).

The episode was hilarious, as were the credits. EVERYONE in the credits was either 'John Smith' or 'Jane Smith'. Hahaha! They were, afterall, making fun of the sue-happy Scientologists. ;)

MI3 will have a good opening weekend because of the hype created by the first two installemnts, but will quickly dissapear from theatres when everyone realizes it is just another regurgitated Hollywood sequel. *yawn*

Oh, and before I forget, Tom Cruise IS a fucking nutbar.

JJ

By joejoe, on 10:13 AM
Tommy boy and Katie are both asses. He can take his cult and stick it sideways.He sounds like a control freak. What a great guy for Kid Katie.

By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
This episode is awesome. The John Travolta voice is the funniest part!

By MelliMelvin, on 10:18 AM
Hey Tommy boy!!!!!! Kiss my ass.It's pretty bad when you have to rob the craddle with some ugly ass female who walks like she has a 2x4 up her ass. Good luck jackoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
Viacom sounds like a bunch of pussies. Anybody that is going to go see that pile of shit MI3 is going to go see it already, regardless of whether TC shows up on Good Morning America to say how cool it was when he was running through downtown(insert city here) so he could save (insert character name here) from the bad guys. Fuck Tom Cruise. and the shetland pony he rode in on.

PS. Todd, call me. You forgot to take the garbage out. AGAIN.

By todd's mom, on 10:24 AM
Christ, is she pregnant or just full of Tommy's shit?

By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
Tom is no doubt gay. I think Katie is a cover up. Anyone who leaves a girl like Nicole Kidman has to have gone down on a guy or two.Come clean Tommy boy, come clean. I think he was the front runner for the Village People.Kinda looks the the construction worker.

By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
how much is Katie getting paid for having this baby?? $2 mil a yr? yea...not worth it

By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
Wait until the baby is born and it looks like Spike Lee. What then Tom?

By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
That episode was helarious. The funniest parts weren't even making fun of scientology, they were just explaining what it is.

By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
Now Tom, help me out here. Nicole leaves you because she finds you with another guy and you try and hide behind Katie who is having someone else's baby correct? Why don't you just hook up with Elton John and be done with it.

By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
The episode has been removed from You Tube. Coincidence??!

By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
xenu.net also has the episode. Bottom of the page and you can save it to your hard drive.

By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
If I had but one wish, I would wish that not one single person would see MI3, or any movie he's ever been in or will be in. That will show the executives who really controls the money - US THE PUBLIC. If we don't see his movies, they don't make money, and thus douchebag Cruise will lose his power.

By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
The 1st picture of Tom & whatsherface at bottom of this entry, is linked incorrectly. :(

Would love to see the close-up, but it's linked to an entry of JLo.

Oh & Tom, if you're reading this: Trust me, people all over the U.S. make fun of your Scientology and the gay hints, without South Park episodes.

If you're such a tough guy, why can't you handle a cartoon that jabs at many people?

By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
It's working fine here. Try to refresh the page and give it another shot.

Thanks for the heads up!

By Jenny, on 11:19 AM
YES!!! Thank you!!! I was looking for this. I eagerly awaited wed night to see it and some other episode came on, I figured it had something to do with Cthulu

By annie, on 11:21 AM
I hate this man.

Also, it seems that this sort of thing would have NEVER happened in the early days of Hollywood. Actors were typically at the will of big studios. Now, monsters have been created (like Tom Cruise) who earn too much money and too little talent.

By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
Good freakin lord!! Is that what Scientologists really believe??
Good god almighty.. you gotta be one dumb MFer to believe that complete BAD sci-fi bullshit.
I mean hell.. that would be like me worshipping freakin Star Wars movies or Star Trek... least then the stories would be better.
I mean I knew there was some sorta aliens involved with Scientology... but all that... just.. damn.....
I just don't understand how people can fall for that shit.

By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
TOM CRUISE IS A PSYCHO! HE ISN'T EVEN CUTE TO ME ANYMORE. NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE AN OPINION IN THE SCIENTOLOGY WORLD. ONLY THE SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE RIGHT EVERY OTHER RELIGION IS WRONG. UP YOURS!! WHO GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TELL US WHATS WRONG? YOUR HOLIER THAN THOU ALIEN KING YOU COME FROM? DAMN COUCH JUMPING FREAK KEEP BRAINWASHING KATIE HOLMES AND LEAVE THE REST OF THE WORLD ALONE. I PAID TO SEE THE WORLDS OF.. MAN DO I REGRET IT. I ALMOST FELL ASLEEP THERE. NEVER EVER WILL I SEE ANOTHER CRUISE OR HOLMES ( SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY ANYWAYS SO ITS COOL)MOVIE. I THINK ALL THE SCIENTOLOGISTS SHOULD BUY SOME LAND (FAR FAR AWAY OF COURSE) LIVE YOUR FANTASY LIFE THERE OH AND TAKE THAT OTHER BIG HEADED A** KANYE WEST TOO. ISSAC H. IS A BAG OF S**T 1997-2005 HE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM MAKING FUN OF OTHER RELIGIOUS BELIEFS BUT WHEN THEY "ATTACK" SCIENTOLOGY IT'S WRONG IT'S BIGOTRY!! SP WILL BE HURTING WITHOUT YOU! NOT!!! SOUTH PARK WILL REMAIN THE BEST SHOW IN COMEDY CENTRAL.VIACOM GROW SOME BALLS!

By carla, on 12:00 PM
I don't think that's really Katie. I think she's been replaced with a double.

By sophisticrite, on 12:06 PM
Cruise is just playing the religion card with Scientology.
I really doubt Scientology is the reason he wants the episode canned.

He is probably more concerned with the gay "In the Closet" references.

By Haywood, on 12:31 PM
Operation Clambake:
http://www.xenu.net/

the truth about scientology

By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
Fuck Tom Cruise and Fuck Scientology. Cruise should be blackballed from Hollywood. He sucks, plain and simple. He's gone berzerk. Who needs him? ANd just who in the hell does he think he is? I would personally like to urinate on him.

By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
"Good freakin lord!! Is that what Scientologists really believe??
Good god almighty.. you gotta be one dumb MFer to believe that complete BAD sci-fi bullshit.
I mean hell.. that would be like me worshipping freakin Star Wars movies or Star Trek... least then the stories would be better.
I mean I knew there was some sorta aliens involved with Scientology... but all that... just.. damn.....
I just don't understand how people can fall for that shit."

damn straight... go to rollingstone.com and type in "scientology" for a recent article/investigation about it. it's a bunch of wacky-ass bullshit. they don't seem to think the fact that l. ron hubbard was a sci-fi writer that founded scientology ON A BET THAT HE COULD MAKE PEOPLE FOLLOW A RELIGION HE MADE UP means anything.. idiots

By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
Way to go Tom. Don't you know that the more you surpress something, the more likely it is to come to light?

Everyone knows your a lunatic who takes it in the ass but doesn't have the confidence to say it. You sick, sick fuck (and not because you're gay, but because you condemn the world because you can't handle or admit being gay).

You suck.

That SP espisode is absolutely hysterical and I bet more people will watch it now than would have if he had just shut the fuck up and let it air on tv.

By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Funny how Cruise is actually more nuts in real life than Parker and Stone portrayed him to be on South Park.

By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Scientologists are crazy!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Hold on a sec, something just occurred to me. I was reading that Rolling Stone article, The Passion of the Cruise (and thank you Anon 1:01 for bringing that up), and I had a revelation of sorts. It's not Scientology I can't stand, it's just Tom Cruise.

I mean, far be it from me to be discriminatory against another religion...that's just wrong. But Mr. Jackass, on the other hand, can be quoted in the article as saying:

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you." He rises from the table. "Really." He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. "Fuck you." His face reddens. "Period."

Nice. Classy even. A true representative for the cause. You don't hear other Celebrity Scientologists being so rabid, could you see Travolta saying that? I can't.

By Vigilante, on 2:39 PM
That episode of South Park is one of the funniest thing I've ever seen.

By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
You gotta love these two guys. . .
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While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

http://www.variety.com/VR1117939918.html

By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
"scientologists actually believe this" :D i love you, matt and trey

and come out of the closet, tom

By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
When is Tom Cruise going to finally join Michael Jackson in the freak aisle of the entertainment store? Does anyone in the U.S. still like him? Or is he just "big in Germany" like the 'Hoff? He hasn't played a different part since Maverick and I don't plan to see any of his movies in the future.

By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Why do they continue to hire this fuck up? Who the hell gets to bully a company for supporting a constitutional RIGHT? Is he KIDDING? If directors would take a vow to stop casting him...this would be a non-issue. I would LOVE to see him disappear into oblivion. And mark my words, he will, and so will the world's most ridiculous "religion." Personally, I think that religion violates more consititutional rights than a goddamn cartoon episode.

I feel so, so, sorry for Katie Holmes. She can't know what she's gotten herself into. Why the authorities aren't honestly helping her is beyond me. I bet, if someone from the FBI came to speak with her, she would not even be allowed to speak privately with them. She has no chance to clear her head. And her poor, poor parents. Tom Cruise needs to get smacked around. And laid--by a MAN.

By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
Everyone laugh at Tom Cruise.

By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING THE EPISODE HERE - BITCH ASS NEEDS A ANAL THETAN CLEANSING!

By CAKatie, on 4:06 PM
so where was Tom Cruise BEFORE the first run of the "Trapped in the Closet" episode? This is just another lame publicity stunt to inflate attention to whatever movie he's whoring.

By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060318/en_nm/leisure_southpark_dc_1

You are glib. why would Tom boycott his own movie? just think! have you ever heard of scientology?

When Tom answers questions about his beleifs, everyone trashed him like he should shut up!

Damn right! I am for freedom of speech! you should leave him alone talking about his beleifs! everyone is different.

And, man, read this:
“Tom Cruise had nothing to do whatsoever [with the episode being pulled],” said spokesman Paul Bloch. “Tom Cruise for the last six or eight months has been promoting Mission Impossible 3 â�� there’s been no change â�� so that’s a totally erroneous story.”

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=1738153&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Yeah, Tom want to lose money now! Jesus! it is America, not III reich!

And leave him alone you grrrrr!

By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
"When is Tom Cruise going to finally join Michael Jackson in the freak aisle of the entertainment store?"

^ That was CLASSIC!

By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
OK.. I'm reading the Rolling Stone article. Good lord man.... I just dont get these fraud "religions".
It's PROVEN that the people who made them up are just con artists.. yet people still blindly follow them.
Are some people just that desperate to be different they have to follow shit like this?
Just be goth or punk or dye your hair purple and save yourself the thousands of dollars these conartists are gonna charge you to follow their bullshit CULT.

UGH.. reading that article just makes me more angry.

By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM
Tom Cruise offically now sucks, I will never see another Cruise movie again.

By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM
I hate Tom Cruise, but if he's gay, then why Nicole Kidman lived with him for fourteen years? She's not that dumb, I think.

The South Park episode is just awesome!

By Anonymous, on 12:10 AM
Yeah he blows chunks...his relaationship with with Katie is about as believable as MJ's relationship with his former wife...whateva...

By Anonymous, on 12:18 AM
Again, I shall depart from my normal Scientology tirades and simply comment on the freakish nature of this story. You know, if Jesus had deciples like Cruise, we'd all be Hindii.

I guarantee you the Scientology accountants down in Clearwater, FL are shitting Xenu Bricks everytime that half-cocked minimally talented (Hoffman carried "Rainman") 'tard opens his mouth.

He's living "Eyes Wide Shut." They will take care of him. He'll come down with a "mystery" ailment and that will be the end of him.

Scientology down, Kabbahlism to go.

By Gonzo, on 1:00 AM
im from germany and many years ago had a few weeks lasting contact to scientology - i deeeeeply hate these people - deeply - believe me! - they have too much freedom in U.S.! tom cruise is not normal any more. he is horrifying! - poor katie holmes!!!

By Anonymous, on 5:46 AM
I FUCKING HATE TOM CRUISE!!!!! WHAT A FUCKIN PUSSY

By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
I FUCKING HATE TOM CRUISE!!!!! WHAT A FUCKIN PUSSY

By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
DAMN!...SCIENTOLOGY!....FULL OF RELIGIOUS RULES AND REGULATIONS!....BUT, NOT A GOT DAMN RULE ON DIVORCING YOUR WIFE OUT OF THE BLUE, KNOCKING UP, A "YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER,HERPES MOUTH, LAUGHING HEYNA, SASQUATCH LOOKING GIRLFRIEND" HAVING A BABY OUT OF WEDLOCK TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD COUPLE! O.K. TOM, WHERE DO WE SIGN UP?

By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
What a lot of good it did trying in vain to keep the episode from airing, it's all over the internet for unlimited viewing.

Oh and I'm going to laugh when he looses every penny to that cult we call Scientology.

By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
I think that if Tom believes he has so much power and influence on others, we should show him how little he has. We should boycott the movie. When it first comes out dont see it for a couple of weeks- at least it would save you some money from hella expensive movie tix.

By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
Tom Cruise just lost a ticket sale and a DVD rental out of me. He is a tool. He would have gained more fans and respect for having a sense of humor and allowing it to air...like every other star roasted before him.

Thanks for posting the episode. It was priceless. I loved. it.

By SmilezAlot, on 11:07 PM
fool! does he not think that his actions will make this the most watched episode of south park ever.

By Anonymous, on 1:04 AM
well..he IS gay...

By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
You want to make a difference?

Write directly to Viacom and let them know what jackasses they are and you will be boycotting Tom Cruise's..what is the name of that movie he is in again this summer? Some people really think when they have a little star status they are like a god.

Good on those South Park Producers for speaking thier mind.. All this free publicity will do nothing but help thier show.

By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
I totally agree that Tom Cruise is an idiot, but if you think that boycotting his movie is going to make a bit of immediate difference, then you are just as crazy as him. You see, he's already been paid, it really doesn't matter how much the actual movie makes right now. However, if it doesn't do well, then people won't be as willing to pay him large sums. So, he'll make a little less next time. This will repeat until we don't see him at all. So yeah.

By Stina, on 7:38 PM
CRUISE IS A BABY This is all too funny. Thanks for the laugh half pint. Maybe Tom should grow up, oh wait, he is standing up...hahahaha! He's got his platforms on now. SOUTH PARK RULES! Get a life Tom, and come out of the closet already, you could learn a lot about your FICTIONAL character from the TV show ya big BABY!

By Mr GnU, on 8:06 PM
"I totally agree that Tom Cruise is an idiot, but if you think that boycotting his movie is going to make a bit of immediate difference, then you are just as crazy as him."

Um, it does make a relatively quick difference. Maybe not immediate, but it will affect him pretty quickly. By not seeing his movie, it becomes a flop. If a movie with that big of a budget becomes a flop, the failure will be associated with Cruise and he won't be a top billed actor anymore. If he's not a top billed actor, you can be sure that no one is going to spend that much money on him any more or cater to his whims.

By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
Um, it does make a relatively quick difference. Maybe not immediate, but it will affect him pretty quickly. By not seeing his movie, it becomes a flop. If a movie with that big of a budget becomes a flop, the failure will be associated with Cruise and he won't be a top billed actor anymore. If he's not a top billed actor, you can be sure that no one is going to spend that much money on him any more or cater to his whims.

I totally agree with this. So what if he already got paid. The studios still have to recuperate all the money they wasted on that freak! I plan on boycotting ALL his movies from now on. It's not even about Scientology, it's about taking away the freedom from people viewing this absolutely hilarious episode! When I heard about the hipocrite Isaac Hayes quitting after this was aired, I was curious to see it but I didn't surf the net looking for it. Tom succeeded in peaking my curiosity so much that I finally found this episode and plan on saving it to my hard drive. He only succeeded in adding fuel to the flame.

By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
is it me or has she been 'pregnant' for one year so far? i've never seen a tom cruise movie and i never ever will. he sucks.

By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Oh my god. She's got to get away from him. If he wants to save someone he should knock up Tara Reed. Her act needs to get cleaned up for sure.

By Jessiepie, on 1:21 PM
Yes Tommy is a brokeback riding @$$hole. And scientology is full of shit. It cant be this expensive to be a catholic!

Tom is probably still dating some rock star dude and Katie is regretting the 8 mil she got for the turkey baster baby. And to think I used to like them both.

Sigh.

By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
Does Anyone just feel like walking up to him and screaming in his face. Not screaming anything legible, just screaming.
I feel like screaming now. This guy his messed in the head.
We need to go and kick his ass

By Jessiepie, on 1:40 PM
I liked Katie Holmes. I think the nasty comments of her could go without. She is definately niave and needs a good deprogramming team on her side. I can honestly say I don't have much like for her at the moment, but I'm willing to redeem that if she'd get her act together and leave the lunatic.

As for Tom Cruise, bring on the insults. This guy has been a hack from day one. The only movie I liked him in was Top Gun. After that, it was all the same stuff. The guy is a one trick pony. snore. He's a control freak and talks too frequently out his ass.
I'd like to have him try to tell me how to live my life, and that I can't take anti-depressants to help ease post-partum depression until I can get back on track. The only reason he even became "hot" again for a while was because of the Rosie O'Donnel show and her constant raving of how "sexy" he was. Then he blipped off the screen until this whole attack Brooke Shields scandal and then had to make sure he stayed up there with this TomKat bullshit.

I don't like Tom Cruise, I wont' watch his movies, and I know a lot of people who feel the same way. And for South Park to attack other religions yet not scietology because of this egomaniac is wrong. If you're going to suddenly grow a conscience about one religion, grow it about them all.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

By Anonymous, on 11:37 PM
Everyone should boycott his movies, no matter what they are. I refuse to spend money seeing his movies. If nobody went to see his hyped up movies then he wouldn't be a big star anymore. He's a media whore. I'd rather spend my money seeing movies with Christian Bale in them. I watched the episode that was pulled and I was laughing so hard my cat thought I was nuts!

By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
tom is back to couch jumping again same old thing interviewed then goes nuts and brings katie out kisses her but this time in some other show I forget which one! ok you did that already freak! do we need to see an encore no we don't! actually we don't need to see you at all. so when bad publicity comes around bring out the couch !!! how can any woman find this behavior attractive? I like the attention and all but when a guy starts jumping on a couch like a lunatic then I start having second thoughts "is this guy for real? is he sane? where's the nearest exit?" that would come to my mind. hope katie is ready to bear child birth with no drugs(not always needed but we needed to mention that) no screaming and she can't even hold her baby for a few days!! and baby can't even be "cleaned" for a few days/hrs for that matter! what was she thinking? she gave up catholism, beliefs( no sex till marriage ha!) not to mention her life for that scientology nut job? yeah that really screams independence katie!so much better off with PACEY! sucks to be you katie

By carla, on 8:11 AM
I love how Mr. Cruise's publicist is denying that he made the demand to have the episode removed from the air.... riiiight. Who else would even bother trying to have it taken off the air? Most normal people realize that the show was satire & not reality. To be so overly offended by a spoof is paranoia at it's worst.

I can not say that I have ever been a fan of Tom Cruise's works, I find his films to be bland and predictible and I will certianly be sure to avoid any more of his films at all costs. I wouldn't want to inadvertantly put more money into the pockets of a talentless hack with a swollen ego. I find the way that he has destroyed his own image to be hillarious, from the insane couch punching to the warped rantings over anti-depressants, he fails to realize that in behaving the way he has been lately he is only re-enforcing the popular attitude that he has either lost his mind or has something to hide.

It's also appalling the way Mr. Cruise constantly engages in lawsuits regarding someones offhand quips about his sexuality. Perhaps if he had laughed off the initial incidents instead of racing to a lawyers office to file suit, the rumors would have died out by now. However in being so rabid in denying the homosexual rumors he is the one is is causing them to spread even farther & have even more people start to question him. Like the old saying 'methinks he doeth protest too much', perhaps Mr. Cruise should find another hobby, preferably one that doesn't involve a courtroom or beating up furniture.

By Oleannder, on 1:49 PM
I won't pay for or even watch one of Cruise's lame movies until Comedy Central airs this episode for 24 hours straight. Now theres more attention on this episode than ever.

If only Tommy kept his mouth sht.

By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM