Sienna Miller is looking like a 45 yr. old Miami retiree. She looks worn out, and used up. Her only chance is to latch onto any star she can snatch in the sack before her looks are totally gone. That and making stupid comments and attacking paparrazi to stay in the news.
People usually look "better" when they are severely overweight, and lose it. Think Delta Burke, Kirstie Alley, and Anna Nicole Smith (ok, a stretch there).
Star Jones has just turned into Freakazoid. Her face looks like an insect, with those slanted alien eyes. WTF happened? She needs to put it back on just to look like a member of a carbon based species again!
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Love the Prince reference. You always amaze!
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
HOLY CRAP!!! One of my favorite prince songs ever!
By munchy mcgee, on 10:37 PM
Sienna Miller is looking like a 45 yr. old Miami retiree. She looks worn out, and used up. Her only chance is to latch onto any star she can snatch in the sack before her looks are totally gone. That and making stupid comments and attacking paparrazi to stay in the news.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
People usually look "better" when they are severely overweight, and lose it. Think Delta Burke, Kirstie Alley, and Anna Nicole Smith (ok, a stretch there).
Star Jones has just turned into Freakazoid. Her face looks like an insect, with those slanted alien eyes. WTF happened? She needs to put it back on just to look like a member of a carbon based species again!
By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM
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