Randy Quaid Got Bent Over Brokeback
Okay, so say you're a producer and you get a pitch about a forbidden love between two gay cowboys in 1963. They also happen to have sex in a tent. They also want to cast a closeted homosexual actor, two B-list actresses, and hire the man who made Hulk to direct. Do you even let them finish talking before you start masturbating and signing that blank check? Really, why wouldn't Randy Quaid sue? It was obvious to everybody involved that this was going to be the next Titanic. Or better yet, Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure.
Randy Quaid wore this to the premiere of Monster in Law:
"Jake Gyllenhaal bumps into a friend March 21st in Beverly Hills":








