On a recent trip to Israel sponsored by the Peres Center for Peace, founded by Nobel Peace laureate Shimon Peres in 1996 to improve relations with Arabs, Sharon Stone said she hoped to use her fame to help encourage peace negotiations in an effort to end the Israel-Arab conflict.

I would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East," she said, drawing laughter from a throng of Israeli reporters."

A white slut is forbidden in the Koran, I think, but do you think that will stop Stone from giving out lap dances to a bunch of Muslims at a peace summit? Not since Peter North has somebody gotten so much work out of a vagina. Sharon Stone has been an insufferable bitch for years, and it is no surprise that she pictures herself as a globetrotting hero, solving the world's problems with magical kisses. I once vaguely remember masturbating to her, but now she's ancient and looks like she could breathe underwater.

Sharon in Israel March 9th: