Bobby Brown's sister, Tina, told the National Enquirer that the family fears for Whitney Houston's life because she is living in squalor and holes up in crack dens for weeks at a time. She also claims that Houston, mother of a 13 year old daughter, spends days locked in her bedroom smoking crack and playing with sex toys amid piles of garbage, all the while becoming increasingly paranoid of "evil apparitions" and "demons."

She'll point to the floor and say, 'See that demon. I'm telling you somebody's messing with Bobby'. She always thinks it's something to do with Bobby. She breaks everything - mirrors, phones, cabinets, appliances."

If you ever need a reason not to smoke crack or marry Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston may be just the thing the you're looking for. It must take a special kind of asshole to turn one of the greatest singers of our generation into a cracked out chicken head, but it will soon be over, Whitney. Demons only kill people if they don't enough wear lotion and chapstick, and Bobby could write "I'm a douche" 500 times on a chalkboard with his elbow.


Update: Check out Whitney's "drug den."