35 Comments:

• What's wrong with my name?

  By Dahmer Bundy, on 11:50 AM  

• A Namibian name?
  
  Gwyneth Paltrow remarked, "That's ridiculous! Why can't celebrities name their babies something normal like everyone else?"
  
  Gwyneth then put her children, Apple and Moses, to bed.

  By Twisted Humor, on 11:59 AM  

• I'm sure that dear Angie is trying desperately to get the Nabmbian translation to name her child "he/she who's ass the sun rises and sets on". barf.
  
  ps...does she have ANY other clothing besides black? Maybe she wants to name the kid "Johnny Cash Jolie-Pitt"? LOL

  By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM  

• I think it's bizarre that her toddler has arms almost as big as hers. It's scary how little weight she's put on considering she's 9 months preggers and all. I hope the baby comes out healthy.

  By JAFO, on 12:34 PM  

• What an ass Brad has turned out to be! A mohawk - he looks like an asshole going though a mid-life crisis.

  By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM  

• Oh Brad...have you COMPLETELY lost your mind?

  By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

• What's wrong with giving your baby a Namibian name?I don't get it. Unless someone is named Jennifer, Heather or John isn't *normal* now?Angelina has given her two children unusual but yet nice names so I'm certain this one won't be any different.
  
  'course Brad is nuts. Who in their right mind would get a matching haircut to their son?Not your regular soccer dad that's for sure.

  By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM  

• Wow, Brad sure has changed in these pictures! He looks a lot older and heavier than I remember... and the stupid shirt with the number 7 on it. That movie was sooooo long ago!
  
  BTW, I believe Gwyneth is getting her childrens' names based on what she is reading when they are born. Who knows which part of the Bible she'll be on when the next one is born. Anyone want to bet on Ecclesiastes? Or worse, she could be reading about Jonah and the Whale.... and name her kid "Whale".

  By Lucky number Slevin, on 12:57 PM  

• Maddox is cute. And he's got clever eyes. Hope he'll grow up a normal person, although that appears to be quite difficult. Does he know that some other human beings live their lives without paparazzi?

  By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

• "name his white baby Shaka Zula Jolie-Pitt, but there is no telling what a man would do at the thought of unlimited and unrestrained sex with Angelina Jolie. I would get a perm and name my kid Dahmer Bundy if Angelina let me lick her boobs, so who the hell knows what kind of dreams Brad Pitt has at night?"
  
  Some of the funniest shit ever written. Long live the Jolie-Pitts.

  By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM  

• you know what's funny, everyone was joking that angie and brad would be living in some jungle somewhere... and it turns out THEY ARE! hahaha... surrounded by lions and shit.
  
  and that mohawk... man it was funny that he got the same hair as all his girlfriends, but that's just overboard

  By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

• Do you think Brad is figuring out he has entered the vortex of hell? Angelina is soooo self-aggrandizing she simply must drag helpless toddlers on her never-ending self-promotion tour of hotels, airports, planes, limos, third world countries and Congress with constant screams of strangers and the glare of flashbulbs going off in their haunted eyes. Yeah, she's some great mother!

  By capitanne, on 2:19 PM  

• Ah, yes--Namibia. Long regarded for its advances in neonatology. Mom wanted to have me in Namibia, but turns out she has an allergy to banana leafs and never much cared for grubs.
  
  Bummer.

  By Gonzo, on 3:10 PM  

• "Do you think Brad is figuring out he has entered the vortex of hell?"
  
  i don't think he's smiled once since he's been with whorelina.

  By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM  

• Amazing, go to Namibia and the paparazzi is lined up there too! Probably thought they could get away from them, No such luck.
  
  I think the mohawk is hysterical! Think of all the things that could have led up to it! A lost bet? A dare? Clippers in the hands of small children?

  By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

• I agree. The man will do anything for Angelina poon.

  By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM  

• tsk tsk. the gall of those people. how dare they try to take some private time to establish a family before the arrival of a newborn baby. whyever would a father engage in a goofy little thing like get his hair cut like his son. it's not like pitt ever changes his hairstyle.
  
  don't they know their lives should revolve around day after day after day of shopping and lunches and partying. whoever do they think they are not making themselves available for the stalkers, er, photographers hounding them.
  
  how dare they engage in humanitarian activities instead of the gluttonous consumerism that is their birthright as americans!

  By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM  

• Nearly every day Katie Holmes goes shopping for shoes with her three body guards. Not baby things, not books or toys or blankies, shoes. You can find a million pictures of her on the web, examine them all and decide if shes really pregnant or not.
  In the meantime Brad and Angelina are trying to live normal lives, trying to stay out of the limelight and theyre followed by a million cameras to Africa. Theyre not ruining their childrens soccer games by kissing for the hundreds of cameras, blocking the other parents veiw of the feild, theyre not out hawking movies and showing off messages from each other on their blackberries. Theyre spending time with their children, doing educational things like human beings, getting silly haircuts and for a moment forgetting that the world is watching their every move and critisizing it, even though, at this point I have not seen one pda and not one thing to critisize. Just a family of four enjoying the two they have while waiting for the third.

  By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM  

• This is total bullshit. First of all, she wanted to give birth in Africa to "raise awareness" to others about the dire social situation...YET, Angelina and Brad decide to stay in a luxury resort while in Nambia.
  
  These two are assholes and anyone who actually thinks that their motives are pure are assholes too.

  By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM  

• "I'd hit it like a wall."
  - Dale Earnhardt

  By Todd, on 6:01 PM  

• These two are such idiots. The only thing worse than an actor is an actor who thinks s/he's smart. It's what really gets them into trouble. www.penweary.blogspot.com

  By Tarina, on 6:17 PM  

• Whatever you say people! they can do what ever they want to!its their life!they have money! who cares!

  By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM  

• suck on this haters:
  
  She added that her readers' interests were fed in part by the globe-hopping of some of their favorite celebrities. These include Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who, as it happens, are making a movie of Ms. Pearl's book, "A Mighty Heart: The Brave Life and Death of My Husband, Danny Pearl."
  
  Five studios bid for the rights. Ms. Pearl said she selected Mr. Pitt because of the five, "he was the only one who had read the book."
  
  http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/17/business/media/17pearl.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

  By Anonymous, on 5:31 AM  

• So Brad Pitt read a book... I am very proud of him! GAG!

  By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM  

• Todd, he doesn't have to dream. When you get to wet your dick with the likes of Angelina Jolie...you just don't dream anymore. It becomes unneccesary.

  By Blonde Vigilante, on 9:01 AM  

• Anyone who 1. Hires someone to kill her. 2. Wears the blood of her first husband around her neck. and 3. Makes out with her own brother is NUTS. Brad get out while you can and take those children with you!

  By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM  

• I'm a straight man, but I don't find her attractive. I do, however, find him handsome (STFU I said I'm straight). While it should puzzle me why he's with her, it doesn't. Because not only am I a straight man, I'm a realistic one. This is a cookie-cutter definition of a Hollywood couple. This relationship is a carefully crafted publicity and business arrangement, as the majority are. "Hey, we should hook up. It would do wonders for both our careers."

  By Anonymous, on 3:53 AM  

• i think they are beautiful!

  By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM  

• "Dahmer Bundy" LMAO!
  
  Love them crazy, and I wish them all the best.

  By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM  

• Look at those damn pap's! Man, I wouldn't smile either. Now I know why Jackie O never did. Think about it. We just see BP/AJ more, but really no celeb's really smile when the pap's are gaining on them.
  
  except for TomKat of course lol.

  By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM  

• Those detractors are typical Aniston fans. At any rate Aniston sucks BIG TIME. The UGLY HAG (Aniston) is pathetic. Her fans are too. Wanna join the pity parties. Not me for sure.

  By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM  

• 11:12
  Did you actually write "sucks BIG TIME"? People still say that?

  By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM  

• Anyone ever stopped to ask why these people are flying all over the world trying to solve issues in far off lands instead of cleaning up their own back yards? Answer: "Angelina Goes to Nambia" is way more glamorous and sexy than "Angelina Goes to Compton." You don't have to go to Africa to be a humanitarian.

  By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM  

• That's why she is one hell good ambassador! she have much time and effort to go to the places that needs help! i think she is not that kind of person who speaks full of shit only!she wants action!

  By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM  

• Oh plzzz anon 12:32 PM!don't give that crap!youre such a boring we already know that!well becoz she said it so atleast she's honest and i find that interesting unlike some celeb who will give fucking everything just to hide their "dirt"!

  By Anonymous, on 12:33 AM  

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