As the title suggests, this is a painfully slow news day. But just in case you were wondering, Brad Pitt is reportedly trying to convince Angelina Jolie to join the cast of Ocean's 13. With neither Julia Roberts nor Catherine Zeta-Jones set to return to the 2007 production, Jolie's presence could make the franchise even more lucrative, which has grossed over $800 million worldwide.

As exciting as this may sound, I'm waiting for the DVD. All I can say is, thank God for Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck. For a minute there, I was concerned there would be far too many beautiful people on screen at one time. A movie is really hard to enjoy when you get blue balls during the opening credits. On second thought, any right-handed person wanna go with me to see it?