Charlie Sheen is a Sweet Talker
They say hell hath no fury like a man talking to voicemail, and Denise Richards seems to have received the blunt end of this age old axiom several times. Not content just to call Charlie Sheen a psychotic sexual deviant, Richards has also released transcripts of six voicemails from Charlie Sheen (see images below). I'm not sure what the big deal is really. Calling your wife "dickface" was probably hurtful in 1986, but now it just seems like a term of endearment. Really, what says I love you more than, "you're a piece of shit liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell?"
Source: The Smoking Gun





















91 Comments:
That looks like a toupee.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
he called her a NIGGER! Egads!
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
Yup. They're both REEEEEAL winners!
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
At least he has the decency to return her calls....
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
i love how he tells her to "call me" after all of that!
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
dude is so fucked up.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
to me, it makes it seem like she is playing games. like she is filing these bullshit claims and then not talking to him, and he wants to see his daughter.
these calls actually make me beleive HIM.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
I dunno. It's not Shakespeare, but it look like I'm reading the transcripts of a pissed off soon to be divorced father of two. I'm sure everyone has had nasty break up. Don't get me wrong, he's probably a sex addict a-hole, but these voice mails don't put a nail in his coffin for me.
More damning for me are those pictures of her hooking up with her "best friend's" soon to be ex right after all this starts. What's up with that?
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Lol, well first of all. Look at the times on those calls. He calls her 45 minutes after one call and asks why she hasn't called him back yet... He seems to be a bit frightening.
Second, I doubt THIS is a bullshit claim. If she filed this in court, she must have the recordings to back it up. I get that he's mad, but I think there are probably way better ways to express that than this sort of raving lunacy.
His behavior isn't the "result of her outrageous" claims against him. It's clearly who he has been all along. A whiny baby who refuses to take responsibility for his actions.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
Yeah, these voicemails make me believe the guy too. It just seems like she's fucking with him, and if that's true, I can't imagine how pissed I would be.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
I dunno.... I don't see those as being all that bad.. cept when he called her the N word of all things... still trying to figure that one out. o_O
He just seems like a pissed off guy going through a divorce from a big ole bitch.
I just don't get the feeling that he did everything (or almost everything) she's claiming. She definetly is coming off as the type that likes to overdramatisize everything and make mountains out of molehills.
And then those new pics of HER with that rocker guy that's still married to her supposedly best friend and apparently they've been having an affair for over a year.
Just.. damn... ugly divorce is too tame to describe this shit.
But damnit if it's not entertaining to read about!! lol
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
I love this stuff. This is why I can't stand Family Law, you get ugly transcripts like this detailing what your client said on voice mail (and let me tell you all something, if you're ever involved in a legal dispute or a situation that may become a court matter you only ever leave three things on a person's voicemail: your name, the date and your phone number. Anything after that is just more rope to hang yourself with).
How does one defend himself against such incriminating gobbledy-goop? You can't really, except to say "That's nothing, you should hear what she left on my voicemail". And if you don't have the evidence then too bad for you, dickface.
Genius, Charlie. Pure genius. Did your chiropractor tell you to leave all those colorful pet names for Denise on her voicemail? Or was it Elvis?
By Vigilante, on 10:55 AM
Holy anger, batman! I side with her on this... until he is able to provide equally damning and abusive voice mails from her, this just smears him to kingdom come.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
I love how he will say, "I hope I never speak to you again" -and then goes, "Call me." HAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA...
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
dude called her nigger and dickface
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Good call on the toupee....
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
I've always thought the term "dick face" was lame.
By Grant Miller, on 11:02 AM
He had to play the race card, damn! haha
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
i love how some of you are damning her for not calling him back. he made 5 phone calls in less that 10 hours. thats fucking psychotic. and i wouldnt call a guy back either tht was calling me a cunt, nigger, and then telling me he hopes i die and rot in hell.
her lawyer probably told her to stay away from him and his phone calls.
he's an idiot.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
If he called her a nigger and then were to kill her would it be a hate crime?
By Edweirdo, on 11:09 AM
it seems she's responding to his calls through email. so at least she's responding, but he has a point in that he wants her to call so they can actually arrange for him to see his kid. he has no right to say those things to her, however. no one has that right.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
Charlie Sheen could teach K-Fed a thing or two about respecting the mother of your children.
By Bama Girl, on 11:14 AM
Maybe I'm crazy but... if I was finding out stuff from a third party (like a lawyer) and someone wouldn't even speak to me, chances are I'd freak the fuck out, too. Now I know not to leave voicemails but... seems to me that, sicne these are all on teh same day, he just found out that wifey-poo wasn't going to make this as easy for him as he'd have liked, and he thought they were going to do just that for each other. He's trying to stop her from making it uglier. Nevertheless when there's kids involved, she prolly has to get ugly to keep him from them. I wouldn't want someone unstable around my kids--especially someone looking at kiddie porn.
She has said he mistreated her horribly, and was whacked. These messages soound like he has no idea what/where went wrong. Usually, people who are all wrong don't, so I actually believe her more from these. Not because of the anger, but the confusion.
I'd still bang him, he's hot.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
"I'm not sayin he should have done it, but I understand."
-Chris Rock
when he was actually funny
By Gonzo, on 11:33 AM
He may be a jerk but Denise should have known that when she married him and bore him two kids. Why couldn't they just file "irreconcilable differences" in divorce court and call it a day. It's terrible that all their dirty laundry is out there for their kids to hear about now and later in life.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
These calls were all made at this time last year. Wasn't she just recently with him in Nov-Dec 2005 trying to patch things up? This doesn't really make sense. If she thought he was a grade a psycho/murderer back in April of 2005, why would she go on vacation to try to reconcile later that year?
I'm sure some of this is true (porn sites, bad temper, etc.), but I think that the rest of this campaign is just to nail him for child support and loss of custody.
Meanwhile, she's going to go bang a washed up middle aged rock star.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
Hopefully she gets full custody and he will leave her alone. Yes, it's ridiculous she let it go on so long, but anyone who's seen a TV movie knows it's not always so easy to leave.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
the dude is effing scary. I wouldn't want to call him back either. In fact, if everything she describes is true (and i believe it. I've had friends in abusive relationships and you should hear/see some of the wacked out shit these psychos do) then I wouldn't want to deal with him EVER again.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
OOOH I love a good scandal like this. All this and then she is caught canoodling with her best friends soon to be ex-husband. I guess we know who the other woman was in the Sambora/Locklear divorce.
Although I am not defending Charlie at all, these voice mails sound like a controlling guy trying to regain control of a situation. He probably thought leaving these nasty voice mails was giving him the upper hand or final say but then it only infuriates him more when he doesn't get a response from her. So her keeps calling and calling hoping she will eventually call back and he can fight over the phone with her.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Why would she have sex with him without a condom? He is so dirty.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
holy shit! he even called her a nigger! hahahaha... damn he's mean. come on charlie.. i'd love to eat her pussy and fuck her. that would put me in a good mood.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
I think he actually called her the "Niger River."
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Bwahahahahaha!!!
By jeditemple, on 12:18 PM
Hey Charlie call me!
Love,
Paris
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Wow, he's a real catch....such a shocker that he has to resort to online dating.........
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
toupee city. easily.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
"Yeah, I just got your other email and I'm a little confused because ah you told me that was something you only told a couple of people..."
Meaning what? That he's been looking at kiddy porn? Or that he's back on drugs? Or doing it with hookers again?
There's where the anger comes from, folks. That's why he called her a cunt and a nigger; she must have recently laid it all out to her lawyer and he's pissed because he KNOWS his goose is cooked.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
From what I've read, Denise Richards only produced these alleged 'transcripts', not the actual tapes. Who knows a)if they're accurate, and b)what she'd done/said before the calls that had him hitting the roof. Am I agreeing with the way he handled it? Not in the least. But might he have been freaking out over something he just got blindsided by, or egged on by who-knows-what in her own emails? Absolutely. If I found out from a third party that someone was going to keep me from seeing my children, well... I, too, might blow a verbal gasket... or twelve.
I'm not a fly on the wall, so I don't know what's true and what's not in this situation, but I think it's a mistake not to consider that there are always two sides to every story. God knows I've wished MY ex would rot in hell on more than one occasion, although I'd never really throw him in front of a bus.
Well, maybe just once...
By Nola, on 12:41 PM
The fact that she's fooling around with Sambora is proof that she's not out for his money. If she were, she'd be wearing white sundresses and acting like Mother Theresa; you'd see pictures of her in People magazine taking the kids to church or Disneyland. She might also feel compelled to do everything in her power to keep his secrets hidden because anything negative she said would directly impact his future finances, and by extension, her too since she'll probably get child support and possibly alimony.
It would be funny if Sambora took her out on that balcony on purpose as a favor to Sheen (who paid the paparazzi to be there). Hmmm...
By JAFO, on 12:44 PM
He said he wanted them to poop back and forth.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Anyone who has been through a divorce can understand what is happening here. Let's see, two kids times x dollars = a long lasting pay check. She doesn't have to work and can continue the lifestyle she is accustomed to. I would say Charlie was an easy target. Prenups anyone? I would be pissed too, Charlie. P.S. Always meet in a public place and don't leave voice mails. That is Bad Relationship 101 stuff. You should have asked Pat O'Brian (Entertainment Tonight) about leaving voice mails.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
wow, people are defending this behavior because charlie "was obviously mad?" if youre mad that youre being called a creep and a jerk and frightening man, there's better ways to deal with it than leaving threatening messages one after another on someone's voicemail. even if this isnt real (uh huh), the fact that people defende this type of behavior is really shocking to me.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
A pregnant cunt? Wow, why didn't I marry this guy first? He sounds like an absolute dream!
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
it's not a toupee it's a "system"
get it right
By not just a client, on 1:26 PM
Hmmm.. and we call Britney and K-fed trash...
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
"If he called her a nigger and then were to kill her would it be a hate crime? "
ok this shit is funny
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
Charlie Sheen is a disgusting piece of shit. Calling his wife a "pregnant cunt", "nigger" and a "dickface", is typical of Hispanic male behavior when they can't have complete control over their women (as well as their addictions to porno, drugs and alcohol - sooo typical! And I can say that because I'm hispanic myself - so no one give me shit). Sheen is not real last name is Estevez and he probably learned that shit behavior from watching his father beat/treat his mother. Whatever made Richards think she had the magic coochie and could change his stripes into a loving, kind husband and father?
WAKE UP LADIES! WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
I think by "nigger" he was calling her an ignorant person - not a racial slur... I hope you guys are just kidding when you think that he's actually calling her a racial slur... Please say "yes". Please. Call me.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
He is definetly wrong by calling her names and been so nasty to her, this guy is very mad but mostly he is afraid, he still cares about her (in his sicko kind of way). Message to Charlie: Clean up your act already, you are NOT an Irresponsible teenager anymore, clean up your act and be a father to your girls, period, the rest will come, but you have to grow up first.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
My, Ginger Lynn must be kicking herself for letting this gem get away.
Remember when Sheen "accidentally" shot Kelly Preston?
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
This document is dated 2005, not 2006.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Oh, hey, other anonymous, don't slur Martin Sheen for doing the kind of thing Charlie's accused of.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
^ thanks, mr. points out the obvious.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Hey - I am just saying - this stuff has been going on for a long time!
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
@ 1:53 -- I'ts part of Denise's case for THIS year. What's your point? Last year, this year, he's still fuckin' nuts.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
The point is - no one noticed that?
Duh.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Anonymous said...
These calls were all made at this time last year. Wasn't she just recently with him in Nov-Dec 2005 trying to patch things up? This doesn't really make sense. If she thought he was a grade a psycho/murderer back in April of 2005, why would she go on vacation to try to reconcile later that year?
I'm sure some of this is true (porn sites, bad temper, etc.), but I think that the rest of this campaign is just to nail him for child support and loss of custody.
Meanwhile, she's going to go bang a washed up middle aged rock star.
April 25, 2006 11:49 AM
Somebody already did notice that. Read all the comments before you comment. "Duh."
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
BULLSHIT!! The dude is psycho! He is only using his kid to get her to call him! He needs to go OD on some pro's doorstep!
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Fuck all you Sheen Haters!!! Charlie is the man. What a guy can't be emotional over his craze cunt wife that taking him to the cleaners?? Men have feelings too. Fuck. Who doesn't get angry and want to leave fucked up messages?? Its fun. It fucks up the persons whole day too. They can't stop thinking about the message...Charlie did the right thing...The N-word was over the top though.
She won't even let him see his kids. I'm an emotional guy. I'll a bitch straight up. "Eat a dick!". She's a whore. I love how she with Sambora in like a day..fuck Gaybora and her cunt ass!!
She better have hard evidence. Thats all I'm saying. You better have the tapes of me saying this shit! Cause I know Charlie is gonna counter sue like a champ. Its always a women to run her mouth with no cause just to stir the pot. She's a SLANDER CUNT.
Damn... Sorry Charlie. We should have known she was craze when she did "Wild Things"..she was so hot in it though. I'd save her panties in my pocket too!
Fuck craze bitches. I'm making FREE CHARLIE TEES as we speak. Ha. Fuck you haters!!
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
oh wow. anon 2:10. what a prize. call me!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
I'm laughin so hard I can barely type. The reason Richards is dating Sambora is to make Charlie crazy. And it's working.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
anon 2:10=charlie sheen.
By addict86, on 3:03 PM
sheen is OBVIOUSLY a total lunatic. all 6 of the voicemails are within 26 hours. thats crazy. he gets colder and crazier with each message. he is quite obviously insane. he insults her every single message.
and REMEBER all the messages are within just over 1 day. 5 are in 6 hours. he called her practically once per hour. she didn't answer. what if she left her phone at home, or in the car, or the battery was dead? these things do happen. he needs to chill out.
his 6 phone calls were excessive. she's not with holding his kids yet. it was 1 day that she didn't return his calls.
that's all i'm saying keep that in mind!
By Hettak, on 3:03 PM
Wow 1:43PM! I grew up in a house full of Hispanic men and I don't recall my father or my brothers ever calling me "a "pregnant cunt", "nigger" and a "dickface".
Easy with the assumptions.
Poor Chick, your as nutty as Sheen is!
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
Just goes to prove...a leopard don't change his spots. Who marries Charlie Sheen??? Maybe he and Shannon Daugherty should hook up or better yet, Paris.
By Tanya, on 3:22 PM
1:43:
Thanks for clearing that up. All Hispanic men talk like that? Funny, my father never did, nor did his father now that I think of it...
Your cultural wisdom is truly amazing. Thanks for sharing that with all of us.
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
Truth is...Denise Richards is kind of a dickface...
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
looks to me like Sheen found out about her and Sambora and threatened to take the kids or cut her off. Adultery is a bit of a deal breaker in a divorce and she'd had to come up with something much worse to come out on top.
By meli, on 4:17 PM
You should hear the psyco voice mails my ex left on my answering machine, those are lame, just getting divorced babble. Theres no reason to release them to the world, and she knew they would be. Swapping spit with your friends ex, now thats gonna help.
I may have thought he was a drug addict, controlling, porn loving, gambler and felt sorry for her, now I think shes just got really really bad taste in men and hasnt learned how to behave herself.
By Laffinmybuttoff, on 7:00 PM
Damn, she need to use emails and her lawyer to rely messages to her husband... that's just a shame. Not siding with him, but if I was in that situation I will be piss off too.
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
1:43
Crazy bitch! You're one of those who don't love who you are. A fuckin' sellout, better yet I'll just call you Michael Jackson!
You probably got your ass beat down by a Hispanic man for running your mouth like that and thats what you get.
People are commenting about Sheen and Richards, not your own family experience!
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
Denise Richards is black?
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
Meli, adultery is not a deal breaker- California is a no-fault state. The Court doesn't care about adultery. But the Court HAS TO CARE about allegations of domestic violence, and the best interests of the children.
That said, I personally am so glad this is not going to be one of those "What Really Happened?" divorces that are blandly categorized as "Irreconcilable Differences". So Boring. We've obviously got a live one here- finally!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
That's what I'm thinking - IS Denise Richards black? I mean, don't get me wrong - the shit would still be fucked up - but it would make some kind of remote sense.
By Anonymous, on 10:12 PM
he may be crazy but she's retarded! what sane woman, who is pregnant, hears this shit on her machine and within a few months says "hey, i'll give psycho-tard another try."? oh HELL no! i've had an ex wax poetic like that on my machine before and it got him a restraining order, not a reconciliation! idiots all around!
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
1:43
Typical Hispanic male behavior? In what hole were you born in you ass? Don't sum up the whole Latin community just because your family learned morals from some pigs at a farm.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
I don't know why people think she OUGHT to be answering his phone calls. From the messages he left, he's clearly way bent out of shape. How would a phone conversation be any different?
Communicating with emails and lawyers hopefully takes a little bit of the emotional edge off the discussion, as well as creating a conversation that can be reviewed later. (No "he said, she said")
By Anonymous, on 2:40 AM
You ********* piece of ****** and ******, ******* crazy *****. i hope you ******* rot in **************** hell.
Call me. ^^
By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM
He wants to have visitation rights? Sheen screams Pedophile!
By The Queen Is Dead, on 10:01 AM
Oh, come on. He has done some crazy shit, but this is not that bad. No one here can say they've never had a screaming match with their significant other. She's trying to take his kids away from him. Anyone would be upset.
My favorite was the "So I'm gonna leave early. Okay? D*ck face. That's what I'm gonna do." Priceless.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Oh please not all Hispanic men are like that. What a bogus statement. It may be fair to say that a large percentage of Hispanic men find it acceptable to cheat because of "machismo" culture, but they're certainly not all crazed abusive lunatics.
I wonder which scared the cameraman more: Charlie or the furry little animal on top of his head?
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
He even called her the N word. Man. I wish I could date someone like Charlie. He's TOTAL CLASS.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
Seriously, the 'nigger' comment was over the top insanity. Ok the whole transcript is over the edge of sanity madness. Sounds just like my own soon to be ex too. A guy who never met a nasty name calling frenzy he didn't like. Which is why in addition to my having a final peace order, he's lost all access to his shit and his home. With luck I'll strip him so bare, people on the street will think he's Paris Hilton's waxed vagina.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
considering she's now screwing her best friends not even ex husband yet, I will never believe anythinh she says. Why don't we get to see her emails? I bet they're even worse... sounds like she's playign mind games and I totally side with Charlie, even though he's a little crazy, she's CRUISE-AZY!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
Um...a few of you need to check the dates...those calls were made in 2005, she was photographed with Sambora just recently. Maybe she just wanted to get laid!
Sheen has a long history of this shit - arrests, rehab, credit card fraud, sex addiction, making plans to fake a porn stars death - the boy is batshit crazy! And his 'Nicole Simpson' obsession would freak me out too. Martin Sheen must be mortified.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
So seriously, where'd he get the inspiration to call her the 'n' word? Is she like Wentworth Miller black? Either way, dude obviously is missing the race-sensitivity chip the rest of his family seems to have. Even his bro Emilio is down with the brown...okay I'm talking about Paula Abdul, but she must have some black up there in the mix somewhere. Not like I ever had much respect for him before, but I DEFINITELY don't after this.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
"Anonymous said...
i love how he tells her to "call me" after all of that! "
Profanity aside -- which is probably the way that both of them talk offscreen --- a woman caught making out with another woman's soon-to-be-ex-husband has no room to complain about what a well-known hothead & sex addict like Charlie Sheen hollers in the heat of passion. I have never understood why he married that skank: she's ugly and is an even worse actor than he is. He has proven in the past to be completely incapable of sticking with one woman exclusively. Remember his previous bride? They were married for less than a year, or 3 months??
I think the two little girls shsould be raised by Martin & his wife; apple fell way, way, way far from that tree!
By Matt, on 4:50 PM
"Dickface?" "Nigger?!" Vigilante is right, the guy basically just hung himself.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM
There is talk among a certain group in the know, that Charlie likes some weird sex shit - I'm talking ass licking, spunk drinking, tampon sucking shit!
As for the bitch - she apparently likes it in the ass.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
Yes, she IS a skank whore! Did everyone forget that she was one of the Heidi Fleis call-girl whores? She really was!! And Charlie was a client.
By Anonymous, on 1:39 AM
she IS ugly---her face has that downs- syndrome retarded look.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 AM
Even though she is seeing Richie that doesn't mean Charlie didn't do those things. Charlie is a BULLY and that is why it's gotten ugly. He can't stand that he's not able to control or intimidate her anymore. That is what is driving him. BECAUSE he didn't want her to have custody, he wanted joint, which he is clearly not capable of right now. Charlie forced her hand and she was made to explain WHY she felt she needs to have custody. He wants to WIN, becuase he feels wronged on a personal level. He's is fueling this. She is trying to protect their children from his serious issues...
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
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