Brad and Jen Are Professionals

81 Comments:

  • Who's Ross Geller?

    By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM  

  • I must be going soft ... those pictures are totally cute. Curse you Zahara and Maddox for melting the ice in my cold, cold heart!

    By JAFO, on 4:56 PM  

  • boring staged pictures of the supposed happy family
    yawn.

    By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM  

  • ^ Psycho Aniston fan who can't get over the breakup of people she doesn't even know.

    By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM  

  • As much as I am sick of these folks, the pictures are really beautiful, posed or not..........

    By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM  

  • ^idiot who can't let people just have an opinion without showing his uber cool internet muscle. impressive.

    By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM  

  • yay. i'm first.. whoops.. no i'm not.

    eh.

    By Mateo, on 5:37 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    Who's Ross Geller?

    Answer: Uri Geller's brother.

    By Anonymous, on 5:40 PM  

  • Jen should just say no thanks brad and move on. Who gives a rats ass which person replaces her or what the movie does. Move on period. Brad is using this to keep the wound open. btw- I don't give a shit about either of them.

    By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM  

  • Jennifer Aniston starring in a Brad Pitt-produced movie is akin to a dog that likes having its nose rubbed in its own shit (cat shit is a different story).

    As for the quote Brad's invested a lot of time tailoring the movie to Jen's strengths as an actress, does that mean this will be a non-speaking role? Hellen Keller?

    By Gonzo, on 5:59 PM  

  • Who here has actually sat through a Jennifer Aniston movie? Show of hands?

    I tried to watch "Along Came Polly" but between her weird-ass character and Ben Stiller's standard "idiot-template" my brain shut down to protect me.

    By jeditemple, on 6:04 PM  

  • jeditemple
    Who here has actually sat through a Jennifer Aniston movie?

    Careful. Don't tread on Office Space.

    By Gonzo, on 6:15 PM  

  • The only good parts of Office Space were the scenes that Aniston wasn't in. Hell, they could have cast Randy Quaid in her role and it wouldn't have made a difference. That being said, I don't really consider Office Space an Aniston flick.

    By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM  

  • except for the fact office space wasn't an aniston vehicle. they threw her a bone because of her friends fame. that was an ensemble piece... the less of her, the better. c'mon john c. mcginley was in the flick!

    she was rachel in that flick and she'll be rachel everywhere else too. even on fucking oprah.

    staged or not, the photos are fantastic.

    By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM  

  • I like Brangelina *and* Janiston, and these pictures are really lovely.

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM  

  • Office Space is not a "Jennifer Aniston movie." Any chick could have been in her role, it wouldn't have affected the quality of the movie at all. In fact, maybe Office Space could have been even more epic had Jennifer Aniston never been born.

    By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM  

  • Of course these look staged.. They're from HELLO! Magazine.

    By Sera, on 7:32 PM  

  • Haven't any of you ever seen The Good Girl? I thought that was a really good movie. Good cast, good acting.

    And who the fuck do these people think they are...Why can't anyone else see that Pitt and Jolie are so far up their own "do-gooder" asses?

    I can't stand them!!!! Jen is tolerable compared to these assholes. I thought they were supposed to be "escaping it all" and going to Africa for some 'family time". This is obviously another opportunity for exposure and fame. Totally pathetic!

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM  

  • Watch out, the lunatic Aniston fans are here to post comments over and over and over and over again about "Whorelina".

    Fucking nutcases.

    By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM  

  • Not an Aniston fan, I just know that Pitt and Jolie are going to cash in with this little Africa thing they've got going.

    Tune into the Primetime interview tomorrow night. I bet Ang will bring you to tears.

    By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM  

  • No, Ross is not Uri Geller's brother, they are cousins. Everyone knows that Ross only has a sister. And her name is Sarah Michelle.

    By Matt, on 8:07 PM  

  • i love how they have the doo rag on the child's head. she needs to learn her role as "lil black nurse maid" early in life.

    im sick of pregnant hollywood. they need to all stop fucking and let the world breath easy that there wont be anymore future fuck ups born for a while.

    By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM  

  • I'm sorry but Zahara looks like she was beat with a big ol ugly stick. And I couldn't care less about Aniston, but I know a whore when I see one, and Jolie is whore-rific!

    By kisit, on 10:38 PM  

  • dang doesnt she ever wear anything besides BLACK... cmon Morticia wear something with a little color. hmmm pink might look nice on you... lol

    By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM  

  • i know i am going to hell for this, but that little girl is so damn ugly.
    and, seriously, how boring can they be?
    somebody buy her a shirt that has color on it. i used to be big fans of brad and angelina. now i am so damn sick of them. can't she wear anything but black? annoying.
    and really, what are they doing there, in the middle of nowhere? besides posing for pictures of course.
    anyone who has been pregnant will tell you that at that far along, the LAST thing you are going to want to do is go sit in the middle of a desert and get a crapload of sand in your underwear.

    weirdos.

    the whole movie thing. i don't know. why would he even do that? why would she ever want to be in a movie with him. can you say charity case?

    By Anonymous, on 11:46 PM  

  • I love this family!thank you so much for the pictures!i wish them all the best, good health and im so excited for the arrival of the baby!

    By Anonymous, on 1:07 AM  

  • I love the family photos. How is Ang still so thin, though? Is she only having like, the Namibian version of Jamba Juice for meals or what?

    By Roonie, on 2:45 AM  

  • It's the new line of Benetton ads.

    By Anonymous, on 2:55 AM  

  • I notice that Brad is the only one wearing shoes here...all the money they have and no one can afford sandals???? That said, Brad looks GOOD in these pics. I'd let him park those sneakers under my bed anytime....curse you Angelina, that should be me!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:32 AM  

  • *Not an Aniston fan*
    Need to start out saying that because I have to agree with some of you. I'm sick of Brad and Angelina. I never liked her to begin with, so my dislike for her now is tenfold. She's a freak!They'll break up before long, mark my words. Angelina doesn't appear to be a monogamous person. She'll tire of Brad.

    Office Space is the best movie. Freaking hilarious!

    By Anonymous, on 5:16 AM  

  • Brad and Angelina would like you to respect their privacy while they await the birth of their baby. No photographs. Seriously.

    Oh wait...that might mean we all forget about them for awhile. Bring in the photographers! Let's make some easy cash by exploiting our kids!

    They are big effing hypocrites. NOTE: Ben Affleck and jennifer Garner request privacy and do not then in turn sell pictures of them with little violet around boston to People or Us Weekly.

    PS not an aniston fan...just so sick of brangelina. And sorry peeps but look at her track record...do you REALLY think they'll live happily ever after?

    By Anonymous, on 6:28 AM  

  • who vacations with children in the desert?

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM  

  • Wow, you just said that.

    And I love how people rag on Brad and Angelina for being "do-gooders." God forbid they use their immense wealth and notoriety to actually help people instead of whining to every media outlet possible then bitching about being called a victim, not to mention making stultifyingly dull romantic comedies.

    By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM  

  • ^how about you stoping browsing sites that are about uhmm....let's see celebrity gossip???? I am sick of people whining about being overwhelmed with celebs on a gossip site.Go check the Times or Wall Street Journal, I'm sure you won't find any celeb news over there.Duh.

    Pictures are beautiful and I'm relieved to see Brad is hot hot again.Maniston wishes Brad made a movie for her ass.That part is going to a much better actress than her, his baby-mama.No go cry on Oprah Jen.

    By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM  

  • Do they seriously expect us to believe that the paparazzi followed them in to the middle of the freaking desert?
    If those shots weren't staged, i don't know what is.

    By sam991, on 7:50 AM  

  • $$$ they get for their pics/interviews go to CHARITY but that still means NOTHING because it's BRANGELINA. Let's say the couple was JEN/VINCE doing the exact same thing BRAD/JOLIE are doing will it then be....."Oh how sweet, see there's a good couple changing the world Zahara looks so cute in that scarf!!I could just eat her up!!" ANGELINA is a great actress GIA was a CRAZY movie but AJ did a great job, girl interupted,gone in 60 seconds... JENs only good movie will be THE BREAK UP because of VINCE! THE GOOD GIRL was good but not breathtaking or anything. OFFICE SPACE best movie Jen had a part in I remember the neighbor even the "O" guy more then Jens part! I think what BRANGELINA does is GREAT!!

    By carla, on 8:05 AM  

  • DUUUUHHHHHH!!!

    Ross Gellaris the name for David Schwimmers character in Friends!!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM  

  • It's all about the benjamins baby.

    By Blonde Vigilante, on 8:40 AM  

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    By Jennlopez, on 9:02 AM  

  • Maddox and Zahara are beautiful kids. Angie and Brad are beautiful adults. People who say otherwise are dumb or jealous.

    I am impressed that Angie attempts to be more than just a pretty face and attempts to be a spokeperson for human interest issues.

    THAT SAID: Who cares that their picture money goes to charity? They are still selling pictures of their kids. Period. And I'm sorry, they are keeping themselves in the limelight on PURPOSE because they know what happens to people who fall off the radar (their hollywood stock goes down).

    People who hold them out to be some sort of ideal family are delusional. He is a still a cheater and she is still a home wrecker (don't forget kids about billy bob and laura dern; this is NOT a new gig for her!). And they'll still be splitville, just like any other hollywood couple in 2 years or less after the mini-me is born.

    By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM  

  • I think Angelina picked out a really ugly flat faced baby girl so she would definitely not outshine her as she grows up and her mommy grows OLD. Insecure actress bitch. Would like to have her bank account tho.

    By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM  

  • You Angelina haters need to just shut up! You're just jealous of her beauty and her obvious sainthood! She is a really good person. She even said herself that she would NEVER even be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.

    Oh, wait. Uh, never mind.

    By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM  

  • No, Ross Geller is David Schwimmer's character from Friends.

    By The Queen Is Dead, on 9:59 AM  

  • Anon 9:58, being "attracted to" and "fucking" are two totally different things.

    By JAFO, on 10:28 AM  

  • usually i'm an aniston supporter, but after watching her on conan o'brien last night... man her personality sucks

    i just don't think brad & jen were right for each other.. brad & angelina were probably meant to be.

    By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM  

  • Angelina is a wonderful person, She does good deeds anonymously without a single thought about publicity or her public image. She is an outstanding advocate for intimacy between brothers and sisters, and can inspire others who want to publicly display the special sort of love they have for their family. After all, the family that lays together stays together! Everybody knows that! And Angelina, bless her heart, is a shining example to somewhat pretty big nosed girls that, with many thousands of dollars of plastic surgery and dedication to anorexia, they too can be considered a "great beauty."

    Cheers, Angie! You're the best!

    By anon958, on 10:53 AM  

  • You guys are so nice! I know it's your views and all but why are you going to be mean to the kids? saying nasty things about them what did they do to you Big nose never heard that one before! like none of you ever made mistakes before you are all are JUST so perfect. You never developed a crush on a friend/coworker while in a relationship? NEVER that's crazy talk! and how do you know she had stuff done? If so why not operate on her big nose? somewhat pretty OK she was voted sexiest woman! you have seen her brother another slim person. "Oh he must have a eating disorder too".Gee could that post be a girl?

    By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM  

  • to: everyone who said that Ross Geller is Schwimmer's character on Friends,

    wow.
    don't get out much, do you?
    the other answers were humorous.
    HUMOR - a concept with which you should familiarize yourselves.

    By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

  • Ross geller is Jennifer Aniston's TV ex-boyfriend on Friends

    By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM  

  • If you go on the Vatican website you and click on the link to canonizations you will find that Pope Benedict is considering making Angelina Jolie "St. Angelina." I for one find her quietly selfless anonymous work for charity, dedication to personal morality, complete lack of vanity, and especially her respect for the holy institution of marriage to be inspirational. I pray that one day I may kiss the heavenly clean and odorless of the blessed Angelina.

    By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM  

  • oops I mean i pray that one day I may kiss the heavenly clean and odorless FEET of the blessed Angelina

    By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

  • To ANYONE that believes for one minute that AJ doesn't THINK through her public persona, you know nothing about a person in the public eye. AJ doesn't make a move without considering the impact on her "image". She pays a public relations specialist to consult with her on the moves she makes. And it is absolutely TRUE that it is essential that she (and Brad) generate ONGOING publicity for themselves. No publicity is a fatal blow to these careers. Come on people, THINK!!

    By campma3, on 2:05 PM  

  • They publicize their charity work for a reason. They're trying to get the rest of the no good layabouts in Hollywood to follow suit. To some extent, it's working. We're seeing more celebrities adopt, and more are spreading their wealth around a bit.

    For everyone who says that they should do good all they want, but keep the press out of it... that's absolutely ridiculous!

    Anyone ever tried to make money at a fundraiser without publicizing it?

    And damn those telethon people... exploting poor children in the name of CHARITY. How utterly cruel.

    By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM  

  • Among the many great qualities of Angelina Jolie is the refreshing lack of attention-getting whoredom we generally get from celebrities. It's almost as if she really wishes that all her fame and the adulation she gets for her wholesome natural beauty would go away. Unlike other movie stars, she doesn't make false and empty pleas for privacy, and then call the paparazzi to capture staged "happy family" photos to be disseminated for public consumption. She is completely consistent and believable and surely longs for a normal life where she can be left alone and no one will pay any attention to her. We should all be so secure as to not need fame to prop up our egos.

    Angelina, my hat goes off to you for your sincere desire to raise your children out of the limelight so that they can be spared the trauma of being stalked by the paparazzi. You are truly better than the paeons that have the sheer audacity to question the motives behind your quietly heroic humanitarian work.

    By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM  

  • Coolest parents on the planet. I love the pic of Brad and his adopted daughter. I wish them all well.

    By Matt, on 4:35 PM  

  • i think he's just trying to get some post-break-up sex and what other best way to do it.....

    By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM  

  • I actually HAVE seen some Jennifer Aniston movies. Here are my reviews.

    (1) Along Came Polly. (206 thumbs down)

    (2) Derailed (142 thumbs down)

    (3) The Object of My Affection (100 thumbs down)

    (4) Picture Perfect (22 1/2 thumbs down)

    (5) Rock Star (8,889 thumbs down)

    (6) She's the One (789 thumbs down)

    And then there is Office Space, which I give 967 enthusiastic thumbs ups= EXCEPT THE PARTS SHE WAS IN.

    The girl cant act her way out of a paper bag. She is the same morose miserable goofy bitch in every movie!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM  

  • HOBAGS IN THE DESERT.
    how cute.

    barf.

    By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

  • Ross Geller? He's Uri & Sarah Michelle Geller's gay coal mining big brother from kentucky.

    By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM  

  • So in other words, Brad's built the whole movie aroung her quivering lower lip? The same one that's doing most of the work in Friends With Money? Brad baby, you'd do better to turn the money into really expensive toilet paper.

    By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM  

  • I love Jolie-Pitt, and I wish them much joy & happiness.

    By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM  

  • Wow Anonymous 2:59pm.
    You really said that in such a clear manner. I feel the same exact way about that two-faced, media manipulating bitch...oops..Angelina, but couldn't have expressed it as well as you.

    By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM  

  • Enough, Aniston fans.

    Don't you all realize how retarded you all sound? This is a site where people go to read funny shit about celebrities, not read the ramblings of celebrity stalkers like you!

    You don't even know any of these people! Shut up! Get lives!

    By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM  

  • I think Zahara's big head is cute!

    By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM  

  • I've never posted here -- so the first few posts I was reading, were so hlarious and witty, I thought it was one of those sites like 'Defamer,' where they edited the commentary and posted only the cool, witty, hella funny shit....and then, the influx of Maniston worshippers arrived to defecate on this thread -- it was then I realized this was a thread where even the lowest common denominator bad sit-com actress worshipping fans could come and rant about the 'most beautiful woman in the world,' as they are wont to do. Mainly because they too are obsessed with Angelina Jolie, much like Maniston's ex. Heh. ;-)

    By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM  

  • Simply to say,

    Can someone please just shoot Jennifer Aniston? The bitch is way too annoying.

    By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM  

  • Look, idiots . . . fame/publicity whores stand in front of the paparazzi and pose all day. Witness Paris Hilton who will show up for the opening of a locker. If Angelina & Brad were needing publicity they could stand in front of cameras looking fab all day and get it. Anyone who thinks those two are seeking publicity is a SUBmoron. Think. I know it hurts your head. Just TRY TO THINK. If they want publicity they can STAND STILL in ONE CITY and get it ALL DAY.
    Don't make me 'splain this again.

    By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM  

  • I'm confused??? Didn't Jolie just say we want to be left alone in Africa with our family?????? Well, she invites the TV camera's over to do a interview and has picture's with the family looking picture perfect. Good way of saying " I don't publicity. Way to go Angelina, another publicity stunt for you.

    Anyone have any idea when Maddox is going to school? Forgot he doesn't need schooling he's married to famous parents.

    By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM  

  • Before Angie acts like a Saint trying to save people around the world, she should first take care of her own life. Like making up with her Dad. It says a lot about the character of a person when you cant even look at your father. Weird how she hates him for cheating on her mother yet she herself is now the the Whore who broke a marriage. I wish her well with her pregnancy, but what goes around comes around (Brad&Angie)if not with you then with your children. REMEMBER THAT

    By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM  

  • She invited some cameras because she's trying to promote the causes. If you read the articles attached to the pictures and watch the interviews she gives, she BARELY talks about anything personal at all. No movies, no Brad, not even Maddox, Zahara, or baby on the way. She's been talking about the need for education to be available to children all over the world.

    It's not like she's saying she doesn't want her picture taken, and then going to the biggest restaurant in hollywood and acting all offended and putting a coat in front of her face to keep the cameras away.

    I like privacy in my home too. But that doesn't mean I don't ever invite people over.

    Some of you guys are just retarded.

    By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM  

  • I am not a JA fan.
    I am also not a Brangelina fan.

    But I have been reading all the comments here and at other sites and I can't help but notice that Brangelina followers are in general more sophisticated and are more content about Brangelina things. They don't care about JA but they don't belittle here either.

    In contrast, JA fans are rude, loathing, and want to have a say in all things connected with Brangelina.

    Interesting...

    By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM  

  • SHUT UP

    By Anonymous, on 2:03 AM  

  • I think it's so funny that to like Brad and Angelina, you have to hate Jen, and to like Jen, you have to hate Brad and Angelina.

    Am I the only one out there who thinks they're ALL decent people just trying to live their lives?

    By Anonymous, on 5:59 AM  

  • I LOVE you GONZO-"

    As for the quote Brad's invested a lot of time tailoring the movie to Jen's strengths as an actress, does that mean this will be a non-speaking role? Hellen Keller?"

    HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM  

  • It's funny how some of you call Jessica a whore for cheating on Nick and call denise a whore for sleeping with Richie (even though theyre are not with their exs anymore anyway) but for some reason Angie isn't a whore.

    Now I respect all the work Angie does for charities and I wish her well on here pregnancy but she IS a whore, there's no exceptions for anyone, not even AJ. I don't see what's so great about porn star lips, i mean guys would like it because they'd get a good bj but otherwise. Also, they are doing this for publicity but for some reason it's ok for them to be attention whores and not for anyone else. Again, I respect the work she does for charities and stuff but she's no more special then anyone else. STOP BEING HYPOCRITES PEOPLE!

    By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM  

  • I think it's so sad that stupid people have the attack an innocent child, by calling her ugly. Everyone should know all children are beautiful in the eyes of GOD!!! SHAME ON YOU FOR ATTACKING A CHILD, she did not ask to be in this situation, she was adopted into it. what is going on or not going on between Brad and Jen has nothing to do with the child, so please act like decent human being and LEAVE THE CHILD ALONE!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM  

  • This is all SO ridiculous. St. Angie makes a TON of money. She SHOULD be giving a third of her income to charity. Everyone in her position should, and a lot do - but they do not shout it out for all the world to hear. She grew up in Hollywood - her father an actor, mother an actress/model - you do not think she understands good PR? Give me a break. I'm sorry, but last I checked, a saint would not allow herself to be pregnant with a married man's child - regardless of the circumstances of his marriage. And lest you forget, when she started seeing Billy Bob, he was engaged. SHE IS AN ACTRESS PEOPLE! I always was taught that no matter what you do, your true colors will show at home - in private. Publically, she's the second coming. Privately, she's an adultress. Come on!

    By Anonymous, on 10:37 PM  

  • to judgmental busybodies

    1) Who said Brad cheated with Angelina. Not even big mouth Jen and her best friends.
    2) what business is it of yours even if they did cheat? How does it affect you?

    By Anonymous, on 2:36 AM  

  • WHO CARE

    By JEN, on 6:34 AM  

  • JENIFER SHOULD SAY NO THEN MOVE ON. IF SHE TAKE THIS ROLE. SHE IS REALLY STUPPID, STUBBORN ,GRÊEDY,JEALOUS,REVENGE ETC.... SHE CAN'T MOVE ON.SHE GET STUCK, SHE CAN'T FIND NEW MAN BETTER THAN BRAD.

    By LEVY, on 8:19 AM  

  • is the object of my affection movie good? becuase i've only seen bits of it and thought that it was okay. i love paul rudd becuase he was in clueless. But i hate jennifer aniston becuase she thinks that she is cool but she is not. What a stupid whore!

    By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM  

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