Oh lordy, lordy, lordy. "Cletus, git your ass to tha Piggly Wiggly and pick me up 450 packs of Snack Wells cookies and a Cheetos flavored Starbucks latte! That should hold me off 'till the mornin'."
She has a pregnancy behind herself, so this is probably normal that way (down) ;). Well, there is evenly a further cosmetic operation waiting for her, to let you be ok with her again.
Twenty years from now they're going to do a "Where are they now?" segment on vh1 and they're going to find her in a singlewide trailer in some backwater Louisiana town raising her 6 kids 4 pigs and a cow. I say we take bets and see how long it is until she becomes then next Whitney Houston. I think it happens within 5 years.
At least she's not leaking milk out of both breasts like she was in the last photos I saw of her. I don't know why people expect her to split from trash wannabe KFed because they are perfect for each other.
Holy crap, in those pics that show the profile of her face she looks just like my sister.
My sister has more class than Brit does, however. She'd at least wear a bra. It would be lime green and would show through the shirt, but at least she'd be wearing one!
I would never make fun of an person who was actually mentally handicapped, but damn, she looks like a complete retard. It almost breaks my heart a little.
i think she looks good in pic 4. she is going to have shit talked about her no matter what she does. poor thing. here she is trying to look cute and feel pretty and still...
The disturbing thing about Brit-Brit is her total lack of awareness that she has devolved into the Wal-Mart Associate that she feared becoming in her teens, according to E! True Hollywood Story. All young girls should look at her life as a model . . . of what NOT to do if you somehow come into $50mil. She's a cautionary tale, indeed.
I know for sure that most women who get their hair cut or colored wind up unwillingly getting it styled to high heaven afterwards, only to go home and redo it themselves. Hairstylists always seem to assume the client wants a gigantic, high-maintenance style. Anyway, that's what it looks like happened here. I hope so at least.
Lately she continually looks like she just called someone a "goober." Not very photogenic/flattering.
I think she looks fine. Just because she is famous does not mean she can't be normal. If somebody took a picture of you when you were off guard it would not be very flattering. Most pictures of people talking are not cute... at all. I think she looks good in the last picture. She is not fat at all. That being said... she needs to wear a bra.
Britney fans are so fuckin' blind. The bitch is fat and fug. She's always been ugly, and without photoshopping and whatever digital magic they use, she would never have been famous or "hot".
her ass and stomach look smaller. looks like her recent workouts are paying off. she needs to keep it up and eat some real healthy food, and she'll look like a decent human being again. i don't think i can ever see her as "hot" again though.
I don't think people (and when I say people, I mean me) have as much of a problem with her remaining baby weight as they do with her just not trying anymore. Lately it seems like she has just quit trying to look nice and put-together. It doesn't take much effort to put on a bra and a little make-up. That's all we're asking for, just a little effort Brittany! In fact, before you walk out the door, here is a quick check list for you to run through: 1. Do I have on a BRA which fits well? 2. Do my clothes match and fit properly? 3. Do I have on a little bit of make-up to hid pimples, dark circles, hickies, etc? 4. Am I leaving my scruffy husband at home? Brit, follow this list and I promise people will start to leave you alone!
Britney is NOT BREASTFEEDING! So please quit with those comments. That baby is BOTTLE FED formula by the nanny. That "she's breastfeeding" shit is getting really old, especially since you're wrong.
The weight... not a big deal really. Women shouldn't be expected to just drop baby weight automatically. But damn girl.. put on a freakin bra and wear some god damn pants that aren't an inch away from showing the world your nasty bits.
Large saggy breasts with nipples eagerly waiting to great your belly button isn't something you want to show off!!
I cant see them right now...because Im wearing a f-ing bra. what is up with people assuming everyone else online is ugly? a. celebs are not always the best looking people in the world, and yes, its possible that even people on this site may be more attractive than them. b. even if I look like crap, I can still call other people on it.
Nice list Katy, but I would also add, check to be sure you are wearing shoes before you go anywhere so you don't track urine, feces, and vermin turds into your car or home.
And she might want to consider using a tissue instead of smearing snot all over her wrist.
Gawd she is replusive!! she looks like she should be working behind the counter of a Krispy Kreme donut shop, but you'd be scared to eat anything because you know she probably has already licked all the donuts.
To those who think she isn't trying to look good anymore, you're wrong. When she tried to look good before, she had the benefit of a really toned body. If you look through photos of her photographed at premieres/award shows/whatever, she still wore the same tacky crap (super short skirts, babydoll dresses, etc.). People talk like she suddenly looks awful but it's because she isn't teeny anymore, not because she isn't trying.
It's nice to see that she's comfortable with a very healthy body weight, and honestly, the hair isn't the worst I seen. That being said, bras and well-fitting, flattering clothing are also very important and missing from this picture.
My parents hung onto their first color television they purchased in 1967 until the TV cart that held it lost a wheel and broke (only a few years back--I wish I was lying). Amazingly, their energy bills improved by 47% and pets stopped developing gamma-exposure tumors. I have 20/475 vision to brag about as a result. Anyway, Britney's nips remind of the TV's knobs. On the right is the UHF and VHF on the left. I'm sure just like the old TV, you could twist her knobs 720 degrees and still get nothing until you smack it around a few times.
You kids and your remote controls and your Internet and your cable TV... You know not the joy of TV knobs.
Okay, I am a 45 year old woman who had three (grown) kids, and my tits looks down-right perky next to those torpedos. Being large breasted, I wear a bra everywhere, even to sleep. Only exception is in the shower and when I'm, uh, let's just say getting busy. The payoff? Great tits, even at my age! I can't believe she thinks those things are attractive enough to flaunt as she does. I thought that before she had a baby...definitely pointing south even then. Looking nothing short of granny gross now. Spare me.
I think ppl say things about Britneys weight and looks because she has the MEANS to look better! She is not some average joe here she can afford a stylist, make up artist and a trainer etc. So why not try to look good? Yeah she did wear the same thing the mini skirts etc but at least they kind of went together ( thank heaven for stylists) I'm not saying she needs to look like old Britney BUT try just a tad that's all! Not even comparing her to Britney but: Jennifer Garner looked good during and after her pregancy. So why not Britney? It's like Britney "threw out" all sense out the door when she got with Kevin. All I can say now make up really does wonders (seeing Britney through the years) ALL you ppl here have some funny things to say I especially like the 1st post about the 450 pks of snackwells/cheetah flavored strabucks!
The first two pics are the worst. The longer she is with K-Fag the more his down syndrome look rubs off on her..ew the second shot is a shocker..what a grubby Fug pig.. Britney you have $50mil in the bank: Shopping list: A Bra Box of Tissues Some shoes Some decent clothing & A New Hairdresser and Stylist!!!
I know the point is to make fun of people, but who gives a shit if Britney wants to look like she does? Personally, I'm not gonna lose sleep because Britney isn't skinny anymore. And I doubt she's gonna lose any because we talk crap about her 24 hours a day. Moving on...
The first picture she looks like Gilbert Grape's younger brother. This has nothing to do with weight, she even does the nose smearing the wrist move just like Leo did in the movie. Real class.
Actually she is passing down syndrome to K-fed! Eckkkkk!! She's hideous! Why do people say she's pretty is beyond me, she is the ugliest popstar ever!!
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Oh lordy, lordy, lordy. "Cletus, git your ass to tha Piggly Wiggly and pick me up 450 packs of Snack Wells cookies and a Cheetos flavored Starbucks latte! That should hold me off 'till the mornin'."
By Anonymous, on 1:44 AM
She has a pregnancy behind herself, so this is probably normal that way (down) ;).
Well, there is evenly a further cosmetic operation waiting for her, to let you be ok with her again.
By the way, how are your tits are looking like?
By Timo Schindler's Weblog, on 5:09 AM
this is very depressing. it's like she's found a way to infect herself with mental retardation, she should be studied
By Anonymous, on 5:12 AM
I bet Britney is thinking, "I gotta be purty if I'm gonna win Miss Pork Princess 2006. K-fed, go get my prying stick!"
ok all joking aside she's not THAT bad.
By Anonymous, on 5:40 AM
Twenty years from now they're going to do a "Where are they now?" segment on vh1 and they're going to find her in a singlewide trailer in some backwater Louisiana town raising her 6 kids 4 pigs and a cow. I say we take bets and see how long it is until she becomes then next Whitney Houston. I think it happens within 5 years.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 AM
So is she pregant or not?? A couple weeks ago she looked five months pregnant, now she only looks about three months along.
By Anonymous, on 6:03 AM
At least she's not leaking milk out of both breasts like she was in the last photos I saw of her. I don't know why people expect her to split from trash wannabe KFed because they are perfect for each other.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
one word and one word only describes this person - FUGLY!
By chuggdog, on 6:50 AM
one word and one word only describes this person - FUGLY!
By chuggdog, on 6:50 AM
Holy crap, in those pics that show the profile of her face she looks just like my sister.
My sister has more class than Brit does, however. She'd at least wear a bra. It would be lime green and would show through the shirt, but at least she'd be wearing one!
By Vigilante, on 6:55 AM
Leave her alone. I love Britney and she has been looking good lately.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
I would never make fun of an person who was actually mentally handicapped, but damn, she looks like a complete retard. It almost breaks my heart a little.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
i think she looks good in pic 4.
she is going to have shit talked about her no matter what she does. poor thing. here she is trying to look cute and feel pretty and still...
By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
The disturbing thing about Brit-Brit is her total lack of awareness that she has devolved into the Wal-Mart Associate that she feared becoming in her teens, according to E! True Hollywood Story. All young girls should look at her life as a model . . . of what NOT to do if you somehow come into $50mil. She's a cautionary tale, indeed.
By Kitty X, on 7:17 AM
I think she looks very cute and healthy here. Yeah the first 2 pics aren't the most flattering of her.
I think she looks really good though, much better than Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Ritchie.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
the only thing I'd fuck that bitch with is a chainsaw.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM
the only thing I'd fuck that bitch with is a chainsaw.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM
Bitch is rockin' some seriously nasty grandma titties.
By Anonymous, on 7:41 AM
I know for sure that most women who get their hair cut or colored wind up unwillingly getting it styled to high heaven afterwards, only to go home and redo it themselves. Hairstylists always seem to assume the client wants a gigantic, high-maintenance style. Anyway, that's what it looks like happened here. I hope so at least.
Lately she continually looks like she just called someone a "goober." Not very photogenic/flattering.
By Tracy, on 8:24 AM
she may not be that bad...but i've seen way hotter girls working at applebee's. she should bow to the gods of airbrushing and photoshop.
By Big Mike, on 8:32 AM
I think she looks fine. Just because she is famous does not mean she can't be normal. If somebody took a picture of you when you were off guard it would not be very flattering. Most pictures of people talking are not cute... at all. I think she looks good in the last picture. She is not fat at all. That being said... she needs to wear a bra.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Britney fans are so fuckin' blind. The bitch is fat and fug. She's always been ugly, and without photoshopping and whatever digital magic they use, she would never have been famous or "hot".
By john, on 8:46 AM
her ass and stomach look smaller. looks like her recent workouts are paying off. she needs to keep it up and eat some real healthy food, and she'll look like a decent human being again. i don't think i can ever see her as "hot" again though.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
I don't think people (and when I say people, I mean me) have as much of a problem with her remaining baby weight as they do with her just not trying anymore. Lately it seems like she has just quit trying to look nice and put-together. It doesn't take much effort to put on a bra and a little make-up. That's all we're asking for, just a little effort Brittany! In fact, before you walk out the door, here is a quick check list for you to run through:
1. Do I have on a BRA which fits well?
2. Do my clothes match and fit properly?
3. Do I have on a little bit of make-up to hid pimples, dark circles, hickies, etc?
4. Am I leaving my scruffy husband at home?
Brit, follow this list and I promise people will start to leave you alone!
By ~*~Katy~*~, on 10:04 AM
who gives a damn if she breast feeds or not Britnety has hit the wall and K-feds to blame
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Britney is NOT BREASTFEEDING! So please quit with those comments. That baby is BOTTLE FED formula by the nanny. That "she's breastfeeding" shit is getting really old, especially since you're wrong.
By stfu, on 10:17 AM
The weight... not a big deal really. Women shouldn't be expected to just drop baby weight automatically.
But damn girl.. put on a freakin bra and wear some god damn pants that aren't an inch away from showing the world your nasty bits.
Large saggy breasts with nipples eagerly waiting to great your belly button isn't something you want to show off!!
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
what is the deal with the on again, off again hair extension parade? does this chick have OCD or what? make up your freakin' mind.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
She is UGLY and she's not fat! She looks no better, only more homelier!!
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
By the way, how are your tits are looking like?
April 05, 2006 5:09 AM
I cant see them right now...because Im wearing a f-ing bra.
what is up with people assuming everyone else online is ugly?
a. celebs are not always the best looking people in the world, and yes, its possible that even people on this site may be more attractive than them.
b. even if I look like crap, I can still call other people on it.
and britney looks like crap.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Nice list Katy, but I would also add, check to be sure you are wearing shoes before you go anywhere so you don't track urine, feces, and vermin turds into your car or home.
And she might want to consider using a tissue instead of smearing snot all over her wrist.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Gawd she is replusive!! she looks like she should be working behind the counter of a Krispy Kreme donut shop, but you'd be scared to eat anything because you know she probably has already licked all the donuts.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
To those who think she isn't trying to look good anymore, you're wrong. When she tried to look good before, she had the benefit of a really toned body. If you look through photos of her photographed at premieres/award shows/whatever, she still wore the same tacky crap (super short skirts, babydoll dresses, etc.). People talk like she suddenly looks awful but it's because she isn't teeny anymore, not because she isn't trying.
By brass unicorn, on 11:58 AM
despite her weight loss, those titties are lookin' BAD. she doesn't need a bra... she needs weight loss.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
It's nice to see that she's comfortable with a very healthy body weight, and honestly, the hair isn't the worst I seen. That being said, bras and well-fitting, flattering clothing are also very important and missing from this picture.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
My parents hung onto their first color television they purchased in 1967 until the TV cart that held it lost a wheel and broke (only a few years back--I wish I was lying). Amazingly, their energy bills improved by 47% and pets stopped developing gamma-exposure tumors. I have 20/475 vision to brag about as a result. Anyway, Britney's nips remind of the TV's knobs. On the right is the UHF and VHF on the left. I'm sure just like the old TV, you could twist her knobs 720 degrees and still get nothing until you smack it around a few times.
You kids and your remote controls and your Internet and your cable TV... You know not the joy of TV knobs.
By Gonzo, on 1:36 PM
Okay, I am a 45 year old woman who had three (grown) kids, and my tits looks down-right perky next to those torpedos. Being large breasted, I wear a bra everywhere, even to sleep. Only exception is in the shower and when I'm, uh, let's just say getting busy. The payoff? Great tits, even at my age! I can't believe she thinks those things are attractive enough to flaunt as she does. I thought that before she had a baby...definitely pointing south even then. Looking nothing short of granny gross now. Spare me.
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
Roll 'em back up! I bet Kevin swings from those ta-tas.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
I think ppl say things about Britneys weight and looks because she has the MEANS to look better! She is not some average joe here she can afford a stylist, make up artist and a trainer etc. So why not try to look good? Yeah she did wear the same thing the mini skirts etc but at least they kind of went together ( thank heaven for stylists) I'm not saying she needs to look like old Britney BUT try just a tad that's all! Not even comparing her to Britney but: Jennifer Garner looked good during and after her pregancy. So why not Britney? It's like Britney "threw out" all sense out the door when she got with Kevin.
All I can say now make up really does wonders (seeing Britney through the years) ALL you ppl here have some funny things to say I especially like the 1st post about the 450 pks of snackwells/cheetah flavored strabucks!
By carla, on 1:55 PM
Gonzo you are a GOD!!! I spit my diet Sprite all over my screen laughing so hard at your post!!
UHF and VHF nip knobs!!! I haven't stopped laughing yet! Hope you post here a lot more often. I could use the laughs. Geeze that was funny.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
She's hot! I'd hit it! All this talk of breasts is making me randy
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
DAMN SHE IS SO GROSS!!!
The first two pics are the worst. The longer she is with K-Fag the more his down syndrome look rubs off on her..ew
the second shot is a shocker..what a grubby Fug pig..
Britney you have $50mil in the bank:
Shopping list:
A Bra
Box of Tissues
Some shoes
Some decent clothing &
A New Hairdresser and Stylist!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
Caption on the first pic:
"Dang. Heeee. Y'all got any Twizzlers? Why is m'ah forehead so itchy?"
Anon 4:43 - I try. Gainful employment has lessened my lurking time on this site. But, I try.
By Gonzo, on 8:51 PM
I know the point is to make fun of people, but who gives a shit if Britney wants to look like she does? Personally, I'm not gonna lose sleep because Britney isn't skinny anymore. And I doubt she's gonna lose any because we talk crap about her 24 hours a day. Moving on...
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
The first picture she looks like Gilbert Grape's younger brother. This has nothing to do with weight, she even does the nose smearing the wrist move just like Leo did in the movie. Real class.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
Actually she is passing down syndrome to K-fed! Eckkkkk!! She's hideous! Why do people say she's pretty is beyond me, she is the ugliest popstar ever!!
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
Who gives a shit about this wash up?
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
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